HOW IS YOUR LOVELY WIFE,
ANNA? - ANNA IS GOOD. 25 YEARS, WE'RE COMING UP
ON 26 YEARS MARRIED. - THAT'S A WONDERFUL THING. [cheers and applause] - THANK YOU. IT WORKS. - ANYMORE SECRETS
THAT YOU CAN SHARE WITH US? - WELL, IN THIS TOWN,
YOU KNOW, THAT'S GOT TO BE A RECORD
IN THIS TOWN. - IT IS. - BUT I THINK IT WORKS
BECAUSE, IF YOU ARE SOMEONE,
YOU KNOW, WITH "FAME,"
WHATEVER AMOUNT, IT'S GOOD TO BE MARRIED
TO SOMEONE WHO IS NOT IMPRESSED
WITH THAT AT ALL. - UH-HUH. - SHE--YOU KNOW,
I'LL SHARE A STORY. THIS HAPPENED
THE OTHER MORNING. AND I'LL JUST-- I DON'T NEED TO CLEAN IT UP, BUT I'LL JUST-- IT WAS THE MORNING,
AND I DECIDED, I'M GONNA TRY
AND GET ROMANTIC, SHALL WE SAY. YES. AND THE THING
THAT'S GOOD ABOUT BEING MARRIED
FOR THAT LONG IS, YOU KNOW RIGHT AWAY WHETHER
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN OR NOT. YES. SHE--AND MY WIFE
IS VERY GOOD-- SHE'S VERY SUCCINCT. SHE LETS ME KNOW. AND SO THAT MORNING,
I WAS-- YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST-- SHE WASN'T EVEN FACING. SHE WAS LOOKING THE OTHER WAY. AND I WAS JUST, EH, YOU KNOW,
I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. AND, YEAH. AND I MAKE MY MOVE, AND MY MOVE IS JUST TO PUT
MY ARM ON HER SHOULDER. AND SHE KNOWS. IT'S THE MORNING. IF I'M TOUCHING HER
IN THE MORNING, SHE KNOWS. YES. AND HERE'S HOW I KNEW
IT WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN. SHE DIDN'T EVEN MOVE. MY HAND HIT HER SHOULDER,
AND SHE SAID, "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?" [laughter and applause] AND RIGHT AWAY, REMOTE. - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? - "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM"
IS MY NO, IS MY NO. BY THE WAY, THE MORNING, I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW,
FOR MARRIED MEN, I THINK AFTER A WHILE,
THEY REALIZE THE MORNING'S YOUR BEST SHOT. THE MORNING IS--YOU HAVE A HIGHER PERCENTAGE
IN THE MORNING. WELL, THERE'S A COUPLE REASONS. ONE, SHE CAN'T SAY SHE'S TIRED,
REALLY. NO, BUT SERIOUSLY. SHE'S HAD-- SHE'S HAD EIGHT HOURS SLEEP. I WATCHED THE LAST TWO OF THEM. - [laughing] - AND ALSO, IN HER MIND,
SHE'S THINKING, "I'M GONNA SHOWER ANYWAY. I'M GONNA SHOWER." AND THE THING-- BUT THE BEST THING
YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOU IS, SHE CAN'T REALLY SEE YOU YET. SHE--YOU KNOW,
SHE COULD SQUINT YOU INTO BRUNO MARS
IF SHE HAD TO. SO THAT'S--
I USUALLY SHOOT FOR THE MORNING. - UH-HUH.
- YEAH.
