RARE INSULTS #44

kim kardashian files for divorce from kanye west the amazon river runs for thousands of miles at some points it runs through areas of the rainforest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored because of the porous limestone in these areas the river water leaks through the stones and travels deep into the earth and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface over thousands of years small blind transparent fish have lived there and evolved in these pools these fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye and these fish care more about this than i do hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to rare insults where you already know what it is it's it's insults which rare you know rare insults yeah leave a like on the video and enjoy it oh mom's potato is staring at me from across the room this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like maybe that's what dogs looked like back then i mean look this guy's alive so maybe they would gordon ramsay's son is so cute but he already looks prepared to call folks idiot sandwiches oh yeah he looks like he criticizes the taste of breast milk not good enough gus johnson doing doing a video yeah gus kind of looks like a microwaved leonardo dicaprio that's kind of a compliment you know it's somewhat of an insult but it's also leonardo dicaprio so florida man age 37 is arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play yatzy for 36 hours straight oh thanks florida man yeah he looks like ronald mcdonald but in a human form and on a ton of crack and ginger obviously wait actually is ronald mcdonald ginger i think he might be and he's also human so hey bro rate my fit 1 to 10 how icy is it mmm check that out wow you look like the coat hanger his food expires by the time it goes down his neck oh he looks like an early playstation 3 cutscene character ah the nectar hairline ratio is too unbalanced poor guy probably thought you know what i'm gonna go on an ad i'm gonna be famous this is gonna be great and then everyone just talks about his neck he's like oh well now i'm insecure hello raymond are you surprised to see me well i didn't say bloody mary three times so yes i think this is the video of the guy who watched amy schumer until he laughed and as you can see it went on for a long long time since humans have a habit of laughing in serious situations a funeral is literally more likely to make you laugh than amy schumer no yeah no they've got a point that's that's actually a good point the year was 2007. i was the bassist in an amateur christian band yeah dude was in psalm 41. what kind of christian band has this haircut wall street beds of you know those people being stupid basically i think a wrinkle just formed in my otherwise smooth brain probably just a cramp from trying to read eat a banana it will smooth back out jeffree star has the body of a child that died during the irish potato famine and the face of a woman that survived it yo wait can we get jeffree star up yeah yeah why does sean penn look like he drank from the wrong grail oh oh yeah what what kind of grail are you drinking from i don't know who this is but she's on one of the american talent shows and she was talking about how someone wasn't original and i have no idea who it is but why is she talking about originality when she literally copied dora the explorer's hair it's true dora did it better i'm that's all i'm saying imagine being named jewberry yeah imagine looking like an eggplant with a wig on ah you can't you can't like have that profile picture and insult people called jewbery come on oh here's the florida man again with the comment poor guy it's tough being an albino oompa loompa can't do much in the lives jerry who's tommy's boyfriend ah jerry is so weird looking he looks like a healthy crackhead i i guess that's a good thing right you know he's doing good or you could just see it as someone being like you kind of look like a crackhead but not a crackhead do you know what i mean you've got the cricket energy but there's no like look to it so he's just a normal person is what they're trying to say but there's some some crackhead somewhere there that dude with the beard this guy looks like his parents created him with the skyrim character creators oh we're gonna give him the biggest bit it's gonna be so cool what do you think of indian purple frogs here is an indian purple frog oh they are built like a deformed axe cheek yeah yeah they're kind of weird looking it looks like a naked mole rat but in frog form yeah nobody asked yet go away you smuggle tortoise i bet you drink low-fat water what does that even mean but but it's good all right i don't know what these two were doing but it looks like some kind of epic vlog you know yo what's up guys 48 seconds the guy on the left looks like he's had some potions already uh oh they would dementia potion at 3am guys yep makes sense and yeah he does look like he's had a chug jug or two every time elon speaks it looks like he's having to translate binary code into english true if you ever watch him he actually thinks what he's gonna say before he says it which is probably pretty smart to do oh my the acting in this video is so horrible you could power san francisco for a whole month using just the rotational energy from how fast shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now that's a new one that is very rad uh email i can send you the return label hello and then they got ignored or blocked i hope you throw your phone in a puddle and then right as you grab it a bird poops on the back of your head 10 minutes before you go to work that you've already been late to too many times have a good day yo did they like steal something last year dr amanda hess was in the hospital and about to give birth when she overheard there was another pregnant woman whose baby was in distress the on-call doctor wasn't at the hospital yet so hess delivered the baby before giving birth to her own oh wow yes i'm not saying you're not the favorite sibling but mom literally chose to deliver another child before you so ah six nine this is a while ago right this is years ago he looks like an aggressive skittle no no he is he is literally an aggressive skittle you got it bang on oh this is one of my favorite videos of all time burger andy gets left behind like let me just play a clip back through there i mean why'd you come here i came here to see you guys you said i could come with you it's so good he just gets behind why is this guy shaped like a thumb it's so perfect just the reflection odd all right tell me i'm pretty no offense but you look like an influencer that preaches equality and then pays the sweatshop workers 54 cents an hour truth you always see like the instagram influencers they're like oh yeah save the planet save the world you guys need to be eating a vegan diet and not polluting by eating meat products and then they also go oh we're also doing a giveaway with pretty little thing boo hoo and they they just abuse their sweatshop workers like all day but they don't care because they making some money yeah hey this guy why he look like a lesbian turtle oh i don't know why this makes sense but it makes sense huh you know the feeling when you just took a shower and got in bed and you were so unbelievably comfortable and happy yeah that's rich people always i'd love to be rich someday i mainly would be excited for the food and things like this everyday things i'd like mountain biking sonic like i have some nice writing gear but baghetti's aren't for me i'd rather a fancy big heated toilet a bidet feed to toilet flooring and also cats in every room this man can't even afford punctuation yeah someone get this guy some money please ah count your days petsmart what did you do oh they they just murdered you oh no i think i saw that dog at the gas station begging for bus fare oh that's just not well groomed yeah the long blonde hair dude has the personality of a spoon if the long hair guy was a spice he'd be flour it sounds like he's got a great personality i hate blue-eyed people oh my eyes are the ocean my eyes are the rotten soil you will see beneath your feet upon entering hell james all right oh oh something sounds like someone wants blue eyes don't they jealous my first car oh that was sweet of you to let that homeless man take a picture with it oh oh it's yeah that's me ah you made it to the end of the video which means you can click another one and subscribe and leave a like and comment and rate and what else can you do share no one's [ __ ] no one's ever clicked share other than when you're like linking it to something you put share and then more videos

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 98,048

Rating: 4.9703236 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: 0KI_HD8YXgA

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 05 2021