r/AITA I Accidentally Killed My Girlfriend's Dad

welcome to r/ Ami the butthole where op kills his girlfriend's father will I be the butthole if I break up with my girlfriend when her dad died because of me I'm a 20-year-old guy and my girlfriend is 19 her dad was my godfather when I was eight I really wanted this brand new toy that my parents wouldn't buy for me they said it was too expensive he drove to the mall to go buy it for me and he was killed in a car accident on the way back I started dating my girlfriend last year I thought that she was the one for me funny kind and someone who I have common interest with she made me feel really special but then she cheated on me with another guy when I told her that I'm ending it she just mumbled my dad is Jesus my dad is dead because of you and now you're leaving me and it just really rattled me I don't know what to do about it right now she said that I should be decent enough to give her a second time after the pain that I caused her f family would I be the butthole for ending our relationship yo this relationship is screwed up does this woman actually genuinely truly blame you for her dad's death because if so why the hell is she dating you it almost makes me wonder if she believes that is she dating you expressly so that she can cheat on you and break your heart like is this some kind of Twisted revenge or does she not genuinely believe that and she's just using her dead dad and the guilt that would cause you to manipulate you into getting what she wants which is forgiveness after she cheated which is a whole different kinds of screwed up so either way you slice it This Woman's got problems dude this woman's got issues you got to run you got to Sprint usane Bolt 100 yard dash to the nearest exit my dude she's either Psychopathic and is intentionally trying to ruin your life in Revenge or she is the worst type of lying manipulator scumbag cheater imaginable L you get a rock solid zero out of five buttholes to be clear my friend I don't I don't know why I have to say this but I'll say it anyways an 8-year-old asking someone to buy them a toy does not make them responsible for someone's death that was it's just an accident dude it's just an accident I'm giving this woman yo if this is Revenge gosh what's fair here if she's dating op and cheating on him and then manipulating him just to get back at him for blaming him for the dad's death I think that's got to be five out of five but holes that's really crazy that's like super villain if she's merely a lying manipulating cheater then she just gets four out of five buttholes this is this is really bad this is awful am I the butthole for eating the food my father-in-law served me and ruining my boyfriend and I's holiday for context I'm a 41-year-old male and I'm a white American my boyfriend who's 38 is rockan and half black his parents disliked me from the moment that we met we've been together for 2 years and he lives in America the incident in question took place a few days ago this is only my second time meeting his parents his mother's been relatively quiet but it's obvious that she feels the same as his father who's on an allout war path they think that I'm a typical useless American party boy and not good enough for their son who's an allaround goody two shoes they're both with wealthy government employees who think that they're contributing a lot to the world unlike me now it's important to note that I'm also wealthy self-made and high ranking in my career so I am not attempting to get on their gravy train my boyfriend and I are staying at their home in Morocco the four of us sat down for dinner cooked by their private Chef oh interesting everybody got a bowl of some Moroccan food that smelled really good I noticed that mine looked paler than the others and did didn't have as much of a smell I didn't comment at first but then his father outright said as if he was doing me a favor that he told the chef to put a portion for me aside before she added any of the seasoning because your pallet wouldn't be able to handle the spice well I have no issues with spicy food I could tell that my boyfriend was already uncomfortable and he told his father that I could eat what they eating I managed to keep my cool despite being really pissed off and told him in no un certain terms that I could handle spicy food so my father-in-law took my food and went back to the kitchen when he returned my food was a shade darker than everyone else's I realized after the first bite that it wasn't just spicy it was inedible my boyfriend noticed my reaction and told his father off before telling me to stop eating but I didn't I ate the damn food and I have never in my life eaten anything like it there must have been an entire bottle of Hell in it the pain but I persevered much to my boyfriend's protests his father simply watched I was sweating buckets felt sick almost had an asthma attack that's another reason why my boyfriend was angry with me because I put myself at risk but still I ate the whole Bowl then I left the table Victorious but dying slowly fast forward I've been in bed for 3 days and I still feel messed up I may not survive my boyfriend says that I should have been the bigger person and that there were no winners that eating that whole Bowl was as childish as his father was for serving it and it only hurt me he's been taking care of me but he's also blaming me I don't think that I was the butthole even if the last 3 Days of our vacation have gone down the drain also Opie clarifies in an edit that his boyfriend's parents do know that he's gay and they've accepted that also op posted an update I've apologized and I'm forgiven I punished myself enough for my boyfriend's liking but he agrees that his father is a butthole and he could stand up for me more I love the comments on this post late magazine says you may not think that you're the butthole but your butthole thinks you're the butthole and hope he replies we will never be friends again you're right also discount mithil says play shitty games Win shitty prizes I think my rating is going to be everyone sucks here except for the boyfriend who did try to stick up for you just probably not enough clearly the boyfriend's parents and op are equally Petty I'm giving them all one out of five buttholes except for the boyfriend who gets zero out of five buttholes am I the butthole for going to my birthday dinner without my husband when he wasn't ready on time it was my 40th birthday a few days ago and we had a reservation for a table at a nice restaurant for 7:00 p.m. it takes about 20 minutes to drive to the restaurant so I plan to leave the house at 6:30 to build in time for traffic and picking up my dad my husband who's 43 decided to do a bit of work on his car about half an hour before we needed to leave at 6:30 when the kids and I were waiting by the door he was still doing it he hadn't changed and hadn't showered I told him to quickly get ready but it got to 650 and he still wasn't ready yet so I decided to just leave without him he has a habit of always running late when we go out and he's always the last one to be ready normally I can tolerate it since it only sets things back by 10 minutes at the most but my birthday dinner was important to me and I'd been looking forward to it for weeks making us wait for 20 minutes was taking it too far so I yelled out that we were leaving and left because I didn't want to lose the table since we would have arrived at about 7:20 if I waited for him I called the restaurant to let them know that we would be late and we luckily still had our table but my husband didn't show up at the restaurant and when we got home he was mad at me I told him that I was tired of him not respecting my time and always making people wait for him and that he could have made his own way to the restaurant my father agreed with my decision to leave without him but my kids were a little upset that he wasn't there to have dinner with us so am I the butthole whenever someone mentions working on their car my first like the first thing that comes to my mind is engine work so grease and oil and gross stuff that you definitely don't want to bring with you to a nice restaurant it is possible he was doing cleaner work like I don't know washing his car maybe but that would still make you gross vacuuming the inside that would make you gross too is there any work you can do on a car that doesn't make you dirty really weird Behavior the time he decided to go work on the car and get himself all dirty is the time I would have decided if I were in his shoes to go take a shower and shave and you know put on nice clothes to get ready for the nice dinner also skipping out on your birthday dinner is bad enough but the big 40 stings even more op your husband sounds like a douchebag I'm giving you zero out of five bottles I'm giving your husband 2.5 out of five buttholes am I the butthole for freezing out my wife after she told people that passionately hugging me does nothing for me for context I'm a 56-year-old man and she's a 47-year-old woman we've been together for 26 years married for over 20 and we have one child we always try to make the most of our weekends together and yesterday was no exception we had a day out shopping had food then met up with acquaintances for a few drinks before heading home while talking to our acquaintances the subject got around to relationships and how to keep the flame burning one of the younger women asked my wife how to keep passionate hugging enjoyable after being with the same person for so long my wife said oh I don't know passionately hugging op does has nothing for me ever since our child was born for context our child is currently 18 there was an awkward silence and people started making excuses to leave traveling home mostly in silence I asked her if she thought that was an appropriate comment and that I wanted her to apologize as per usual she doubled down and blamed me for being too sensitive since then there's been no communication then we have an update she said that she meant penetrative path passionate hugging means nothing to her because she's unable to finish that way ever since child birth but that is not what she said in public I knew there was an issue so we bought tools to help her tighten up but she never used them typically when we do it there's a lot of foreplay oral and occasionally toy play that would give her three to four O's before penetration started I thought that she enjoyed the intimacy I don't guilt her into doing this when we had our child I waited 10 months months before we resume physical intimacy she tried to blame the comment on menopause and the few drinks that she had but I'm not buying it that's an excuse not an apology I'm also not the typical Scotsman no deep fried Mars Bars for me I do a physical job and I run 5k Every second day to be truthful I'm feeling shock shame embarrassment and emasculated I can't imagine ever being intimate with her again op I don't even know why she's complaining in you finish her off three to four times per session I think that puts you way ahead of the curve actually is there a science on this average times or say that word per yeah I'm trying to look it up I don't see any data on number of times women finish per session only information on what percentage of women are able to finish per session but I have to imagine three to four finishes is not what thep typical woman experiences right not what the average gal gets to enjoy and she complains about that she complains about three to four times what does she expect 8 to 10 at that point she's just going to be sore man regardless that is a super mean thing to say in mixed company op you get zero out of five buttholes I'm giving her gosh three out of five buttholes am I the butthole for expecting my wife to do most of the pool upkeep me and my wife are 36 and 35 respectively we purchased our house three years ago when we were in the market for houses my wife stated that she explicitly wanted a pool I didn't really care too much for a pool but we had a flexible budget so I guess why not I requested though that if we bought one she would have to do 80% of the upkeep if not all of it and she agreed fast forward to now I've done 90% of the upkeep and my wife has had an excuse every single time I ask her to help me clean the pool or check the alkalinity or pH level of the pool she's always too tired or she'll do it later I let it happen the first couple of times but it's kind of getting frustrating now but luckily I have two employees who are extremely helpful my 7-year-old son and 6-year-old daughter they're very well paid no complaint so far yesterday my employees were using their time off to go to school so I got to cleaning technically draining but it took long enough that it was just about done by the time my wife got back home by the time that we were heading to bed I asked her if she could clean it on Saturday or I could help her but she hit me with I'm busy she does not work on Saturday I got kind of upset about it and told her that she should be doing 100% of the upkeep anyways and I'm going to stop taking care of the pool from now on she just told me to stop bluffing and went to sleep fast forward to this morning and she doesn't even want to discuss anything pool related or even anything related with me op you're definitely correct I'm on your side here you're Justified but speaking as a married man here I think you're fighting a losing battle she already tricked you into maintaining the pool for her so there's no way she's ever going to go back to doing it herself I think your best bet op is to hire a pool company to do the maintenance for you if she complains you're completely justified in shutting it down so I'm giving you zero out of five butth holes I'm giving your wife 0.5 out of five buttholes for pulling the most obvious bait and switch in the history of marriage you should have seen it coming op that was R slmi the butthole and if you like this content check out my podcast where I publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day

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Length: 14min 42sec (882 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 15 2024