Rageaholic Cinema: Mad Max BEYOND THUNDERDOME

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls dying times here [Music] before there was fallout before there was fist to the north star before rage and borderlands and all the b grade atom bomb sploitation and contemporary gamerdom there was lawrence of arabia mad [ __ ] max and hey thanks for the mullet phenomenon mel way to give billy ray cyrus a [ __ ] career and by association give his daughter an excuse to film hbo specials live from insider [ __ ] snatch max loses his car at the advent of the film because it's a latter day mad max film and by god it's the law whereupon he takes it on the arches eastwood style until it long last reaching the first proper town in this titty [ __ ] series get the [ __ ] out of here first film what do you think you are the empirical baseline upon which the entire fiction was established we got dune buggies to ride [ __ ] and no the first film does not take place before the apocalypse even the director himself stated the opening of the first film included the phrase a few years from now so as to put the movie and i quote into the post-apocalypse meaning whatever the ever living apocalypse is it happened before the first [ __ ] movie take your wine and ass wikipedia wank fiction turn that sun [ __ ] sideways and stick it straight up you want an explanation it's a [ __ ] movie they upgraded the visuals when they got a butt [ __ ] budget sit your ass b ass down and enjoy the car chases and explosions [ __ ] dick hey don't you understand this is water you can't be without it what's a little fallout huh silly goose you can't drink an increasingly shitty video game series mad mel files the [ __ ] in with the rest of the monty python and the holy grail extras but when he approaches the trade counter to proper information he gets the gamestop treatment got nothing to trade you've got no business in battletown next i got skills i can trade them sorry the brothel is full but when per standard gamestop procedure daddy double chins over there offers two beads of wampum and a pubic wig for five solid gold ps4s and a vial of cancer cure mad max leaves the negotiations to miss mouser perhaps you've got something to trade after all he talking 24 hours of your life in return you'll get back what was stolen sounds like a bargain it's not so it really is gamestop but before he can meet madame beaufort he must submit to the same routine disarmament procedures that australian citizens must now succumb to on their way out of the [ __ ] womb leave your weapons here's the law mad max the mary poppins of homicide jolly that a jabba's [ __ ] paddy takes a futuristic [ __ ] ewok elevator to what is doubtless the most defensible location in town a glorified people [ __ ] fort made a maxi pads bobby pins at a victoria's secret camosaut while asian stevie wonder blows away on the baritone sacks yes i made that mistake just to piss you off [ __ ] in walks aurora [ __ ] monroe but he's just the winds and what did you do before i was a car a driver but how the world turns one day [ __ ] of the wall next to feather dust explains the haircut anyway and speaking of haircuts the follicle challenged angry anderson yes of rock band rose tattoo soon solidifies his status as the closest thing this movie has to an actual [ __ ] villain [Music] congratulations you're the first to survive the audition it seems mondo milf needs max to murder the [ __ ] out of an old fish [ __ ] named master blaster no not the nes classic whose ost has provided the unofficial soundtrack to every shitty youtube channel you've ever watched a napoleonic little nugget named master mounting a man boob bigfoot by the name of blaster and that may sound like a stretch but given his stranglehold on the entire ass [ __ ] energy industry and the fact that he's got the entire berg by the balls there's been no finer symbiosis since ben shapiro wrote a basset hound to reach the big boy shelf at kb toys why me you've got warriors you've got weapons you just give the order we are dealing with subtleties here can't you tell from the wrought iron murder dome and it's innocent murder dome max is bound but first he needs the lay of the land i want to get a closer look at him how do i get in there you can shovel [ __ ] can't you the anthem of electronic arts ea games shovel everything and like mel gibson with most mammary authority figures it isn't long before he's forged a lifelong friendship that's my vehicle disarm how much me master me run farter town oh sure that's why i live and [ __ ] be king a wrap alone seduced by the siren song of 72 virgins max moves to disarm and by disarm i mean plunge prick first into a plot device you know as effective as that is i think i'm going to need something even more high pitched if only shoulders this baby burden and bugs the [ __ ] off in no way shaken by the exposure of his achilles heel how do we know this you ask well i was tipped off around the time he challenged him to mortal combat 15 [ __ ] minutes later three seconds break neck [Applause] guns guns guns hey look it's reverse australia auntie two men in dispute you know the law two men enter one man leaves only if one man is movie bob and the other happens to be made of gingerbread having set the snare it's time to snap the [ __ ] shut and what better place to do it than a giant [ __ ] murder cage hey you guys ever used that thunderdome or do you just put it up for decoration uh you mean the blood dome save it for the semantics dome eb white ooh burn this blaster 20 man enter only him lead and it's your choice thunderdome if that sounds amazing it's only because it goddamn is but before we make with the murder we must first meet the combatants you know him you love him he's blaster he's bad he's beautiful he's crazy it's it's the man with no name i wasn't aware mad max took place inside a bethesda rpg remember where you are this is thunderdome death is listening and we'll take the first man that screams oh god this is going to [ __ ] rule we got sledgehammers we got spears we got a mulliband deck mel gibson flopping around on a [ __ ] swing drink get in [ __ ] cause love this movie load this movie this is one of the finest filmic fight sequences in the entire [ __ ] franchise [Music] [Applause] i swear to god that'll stop your [Applause] [Applause] in the early going it's apparent mad mel's met his match that is of course until he acquires a [ __ ] chainsaw [Applause] [Music] the sony chainsaw [Music] even a metal mallet fails to massacre the master blaster things are looking dire when at last he discovers the one thing no mortal man can physically withstand the infantilized [ __ ] shrieks of underage hentai [ __ ] but as we all know after anime clock the clock strikes hammer time [Music] [Music] but before he can paint the cage with corki's cranium he comes down with a righteous case of the conscience you know the law it's a thunderdome kill him everything this wasn't part of the deal deal what do you mean gill [Music] no more methane this place finish you can't realize you could ameliorate the ass gas shortage after a simple trip to white castle right no little man we've only just begun what the hell is the meaning of this relax re-reas it's thunderdome not phil spector's house but with the crowd turning on tina it's time to shake her artificial hips and warm the [ __ ] back ah you think i don't know the law wasn't it me who wrote it right or wrong we had a deal and the law says bust a deal face the wheel in here i thought busting you was like turner's job [Music] so basically if it rhymes it's the law who founded this [ __ ] place johnny cochran although it does explain why when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a run thing in my face i'll get sprung but with that they consult the wheel of torsion while count von count equivocates max witnesses a scrap metal murder girl round decree his desolatory fate a free trip to venezuela why bernie sanders informs me that's a utopia on earth a veritable agricultural cornucopia teeming with milk and ooh bound and toasted as tits off on tatooine with michelle obama crumpling into heap beneath him max seems [ __ ] beyond all recognition until of course he's saved by a post-nuclear [ __ ] monkey no i can't believe that's a sentence either downing the drafted restorative elixir he seems set to subsist until [ __ ] rescue for one entire scene until he collapses in a pile of dehydrated dog [ __ ] mission accomplished spurious george fortunately materializing on the artificially fogged horizon in front of what i can only assume is a semi truck that left its headlights on he's saved by a broad with a basket on her head the shoulders of a defensive end for the philadelphia eagles and suspiciously well waxed legs and we'll just score the thermonuclear carnauba wax there lady loincloth and how'd you locate his ass exactly a [ __ ] douchebag dowsing rod she lugs his lazy ass back to the great valley to play orphan annie with little foot and ducky but for all its paleolithic pretense it's around this time the movie degenerates into post-apocalyptic peter pan [Music] then another then another then another then another then another another i tell you why don't you say what if you like to sleep with your own sister the lost boys it appears have been waiting 16 years for someone old enough to watch cinemax to come along and wash the laffy taffy out of their dreadlocks and yes given that none of these kids is older than a decade and a half unless max was a fetus in the first film that means the nuclear catastrophe described in their cave wall cocka canvas occurred before the first mad max ooh lore nerds that's gotta sting the hidden valley ranch it appears remains on point by the bomb creating a self-sustaining ecosystem with fresh water any manner of mammalia to murder and a bug's bunny doll because warner brothers would like to remind you all that they now have this franchise by the phallus their parents reputed survivors of a plane crash meant to escape the conflagration they set out into the wastes in search of other survivors and abandoned their kin for no readily discernible or remotely logical [ __ ] reason instructed to herald the return of the pilot captain walker who like max also had hot topic hair bleach in his sideburns time counts and keeps counting they get so lonely for the high scrapers and the video the irradiated drinking water the roving rape gangs but enough about detroit now there were places like these uh cities they were called cities and they had the known of a lot of things they did they had skyscrapers and videos and they had sonic right there and i could have swore i was driving around in them in the first movie but then they fell into a plot hole and oh look a gust of wind rage wins your mistress craves [Music] [Music] sure george miller that warrants a loud declamatory musical sting refusing to fly smoldering wreckage who do you think he is a southwest airlines pilot having refused the lost boys elect to stay while the lost girls bone down with a unicorn an oompa loompa and a triple amputee in the shittiest alan moore comic ever invented oh sorry wrong lost girls leaning tower of logic that she is waxy mcfootball shoulders does the most responsible feminist thing imaginable send small children to their deaths in pursuit of a [ __ ] fantasy oh his death is on your hands but when skelemania's sleep is disturbed by a blue camera filter max naturally takes the tikes to the safest conceivable location the big ship is speckled sewers of barnard town where he was nearly motherfucked in a murder dome not 20 [ __ ] scenes ago [Music] that look courtesy of the jared fogle at legoland collection but when captain qball catches wind of the kitties he introduces himself by attempting blatant child murder that is until master blasts them with a [ __ ] feed ramp why are they slipping sliding the [ __ ] in good question ask george miller because never is it once specified what the front flip and [ __ ] they are actually doing here it's logical to assume maybe max wants his wheels back if not for the fact that by the time they bust their asses out of there he takes the train instead what the hell is happening you ask mad max is happening [ __ ] and in lieu of a half-assed quotation of the climactic card chase from the road warrior featured in certain 2015 neon cake cash grabs i can mention this film instead uses said chase's inspiration then goes flush off the functionally [ __ ] insane end we got steam trains a dick load of dune buggies and angry anderson puffing and huffing away in a hand car for christ's sake lost boys interlude and plot holes you could drive an interceptor through notwithstanding this may well be the finest chase sequence in series history a solid 10 on the death ray scale and every point [ __ ] earned [Music] [Music] with angry anderson still refusing to [ __ ] die and the suspiciously intact railroad reaching its end he slams at the brakes because that's totally how trains work and as the dust and dog [ __ ] parts it's clear they face their most harrowing obstacle yet a six-year-old stick up this is a stick-up anybody moves and a dead mate oh i think we're all dead skinner [ __ ] on back to the namla pad they cornered the preschooler and his pops and look are you the same character for the last movie you're not [ __ ] cause if not i got some bad news for you bleaching your hair and changing your hat ain't stealthing up that mouthasauron's snout black beauty whoever the [ __ ] he is he's good enough to allow himself to be hijacked airlifting the little rascals to relative safety that is of course if he can first clear a runway for the runaways between them and us there's not enough runway there will be you know thanks to the advent of widescreen dvds it appears there's more than enough room on the sides if you just want to turn 15 feet to the right you might i don't know avoid a full frontal ass ram and flush in their [ __ ] face holes [Music] [Music] i think i knew that guy well ain't we a pear raggedy man a pair so smashed together in chaff and ass chainmail my granny cleavage is bonded on the sub-atomic level goodbye soldier great now that she's been beaten by a man we can look forward to 15 [ __ ] albums detailing the experience the kitties shuffle the [ __ ] off to shangri-la if by shangri-la you mean a location with comparatively minimal natural resources irradiated drinking water and no sanitation why do you leave the hidden valley again but with the film now fading into the foreground allow me to offer the following query who the [ __ ] bad guy blaster turned out to be a special olympian master made a face turn and auntie just chased max across the sarin goddamn getty in the bobsled from cool running so she could send him off with a smirk and a later homie why did any of this happen i ordered a pizza i hope that's okay sure i love pizza this isn't spaghetti it's linguine you're right it is i always get those confused hey all of us are human i'm glad we're friends yeah this is really working out there's no conflict in this movie mad max beyond thunderdome red-headed stepchild status aside is an eminently watchable film and with a mere 10 million dollar budget handily dismisses modern assertions that it's the most hollywood of the original trilogy a movie that both widens its cinematic scope while narrowing its focus on the characterizations it conveys and if george miller had a buffalo nickel for every time the thunderdome concept had been satirized alluded to or outright ripped the [ __ ] off he would be sultan of the [ __ ] solar system it ain't perfect but at its best thunder dome will rock your thunder dong i'm razor fist god [ __ ] speed [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] calling me [Music] you

Channel: The Rageaholic

Views: 146,207

Keywords: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, George Miller, Mel Gibson, Action Films, Rageaholic Cinema, RazörFist

Id: ZN4WyTMiezA

Length: 21min 20sec (1280 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 18 2017