THE FORMER AND MAYBE FUTURE SOV YENT-- SOVIET UNION. OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS RUSSIA HAS SENT OVER 100,000 TROOPS TO ITS BORDER WITH UKRAINE, WHICH UNDERSTANDABLY HAS A LOT OF PEOPLE FREAKED OUT. UKRAINE HAS BEEN PREPARING FOR WAR. AMERICAN AND THE-- AMERICA AND THE UNITED NATIONS HAVE BEEN THREATENING DEVASTATING SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA AND TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN SENT THOUSANDS OF TROOPS TO POLANDER AND ROMANIA, JUST IN CASE RUSSIA DECIDES TO ADD SOME MORE COUNTRIES TO ITS SHOPPING LIST. YOU BUT THE BIG SCWE WHY? WHY IS RUSSIA BRINGING EUROPE TO THE BRINK OF WAR? YESTERDAY WE FINALLY HEARD FROM RUSSIAN PRESIDENT AND LEADER WHO ENDS EVERY SENTENCE WITH, OR ELSE, A PUT IN. AND HE SAYS THAT NONE OF THIS IS HIS FAULT. >> RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN FIRST COMMENT ON UKRAINE SINCE DECEMBER AFTER THE MEETING IN MOSCOW WITH THE LEADER OF HUNGARY. PUTIN CLAIMED THE WEST HAS IGNORED RUSSIA TOP DEMANDS INCLUDING BLOCKING UKRAINE FROM JOINING NATO. >> IN HIS FIRST PUBLIC COMMENTS ON THIS CRISIS IN WEEKS PRESIDENT PUTIN ACCUSED THE U.S. OF TRYING TO CONTAIN RUSSIA. >> UKRAINE IS JUST A TOOL, HE SAID. DESPITE MORE THAN 100,000 RUSSIAN TROOPS NOW MASSED ON UKRAINE'S BORDER, RUSSIA STILL CLAIMED IT'S A REAL VICTIM THREATENED BY THE U.S. AND ITS NATO ALLIES AND MOSCOW INSISTS IT IT HAS NO PLANS TO INNOVATE UKRAINE. >> YEAH, PUTIN SAYS THAT RUSSIA HAS NO PLANS TO INVADE UKRAINE. >> SOO I GUESS THOSE 100,000 TROOPS ON THE BORDER ARE JUST DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU STAND OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT AND READ THE MENU. >> NO, NO, WE'RE NOT GOING IN NOW, MAYBE WE COME BACK FOR SPECIAL OCCASION. >> LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO FEEL SORRY FOR ANYBODY WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT BUT I DO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHY RUSSIA IS SO FREAKED OUT BY NATO. BECAUSE HERE IS THE THING. DON'T FORGET THAT NATO WAS FORMED TO OPPOSE THE SOV YENT-- SOVIET UNION, THAT IS WHY IT IT WAS FORMED. THEN THE SOV YENT-- SOF YET UNION BROKE UP, BUT INSTEAD OF DISBANGED NATO HAS BEEN EXPANDING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO RUSSIA'S BORDER. SO FROM A RUSSIAN POINT OF VIEW, JUST A RUSSIAN POINT OF VIEW, IT IS ALMOST LIKE THEY LOST THE BOXING MATCH BUT THE GUY WHO BEAT THEM MOVED IN NEXT DOOR. THE FIGHT IS OVER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I DON'T KNOW, MAN. YOU TELL ME. SO THERE ARE A LOT OF COMPLEX ISSUES AT PLAY RIGHT HERE WHICH WHICH IS WHY THE UN HELD AN EMERGENCY SESSION THIS WEEK TO TRY AND FIND A PEACEFUL SOLUTION TO AVERT WAR. AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT WE AT THE DAILY SHOW HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE U.N. WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF INSIDE THE U.N. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. I HEARBY CALL THIS SESSION OF THE U.N. IN TO SESSION. >> ONE SECOND GUYS, PLEASE, ONE SECOND. HELLO, YES. COMCAST, YES, I WOULD LIKE TO STET UP NEW SERVICE, PLEASE, IN UKRAINE. IN ONE WEEK, WE CAN SAY, NO, NO, I DON'T NEED SPORTS PACKAGE. >> YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT INVADING OTHER COUNTRIES, OKAY. YOU CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S CALLED CONSENT HARVEY WEINSTEIN. >> HEY, COME ON. ISN'T THIS ANNOYING TO REMEMBER THE NAMES OF NOTHING COUNTRIES, UKRAINE, LATVIA, POLAND, YADA YADA WHO CAN KEEP TRACK. IF THEY WERE ALL RUSSIA, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH SIMPLER FOR EVERYBODY. >> I MEAN YES, IT WOULD. BUT LET'S BE CLEAR, IF YOU INVITED UKRAINE-- INVADE UKRAINE THERE WILL BE SCWENS CONSEQUENCES, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GUYS. >> YES. >> YEAH. >> YA? >> SEE, A UNITED FRONT. >> WELL, LET US BE CLEAR, IF YOU RETALIATE AGAINST RUSSIA, WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RELEASE THIS DEVASTATING MEME. ONE CLICK AND IT GOES OUT ON FACEBOOK. >> DON'T YOU DARE, RUSSIA. >> EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EVERYBODY. CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING. >> YOU GO AHEAD, SOUTH AFRICA. >> ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO KEEP ME WEARING THIS, THINK ABOUT T YOU GUYS HAVE MORE OMICRON THAN WE DO NOW. >> YEP. >> YEAH. >> SORRY, JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS. WE DON'T TRUST THAT AFRICAN COVID. >> GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, WE NEED TO FOCUS. THE FUTURE OF UKRAINE IS AT STAKE. >> NO, EXCUSE ME, THE FUTURE OF RUSSIA IS AT STAKE. >> WHAT TRAIT DO WE HAVE, RUSSIA IS 5,000 MILE COUNTRY. WE NEED ROOM TO STRETCH LEGS. >> I'M SORRY. BUT YOU DON'T GET TO TELL NATO WHO WE CAN AND CANNOT HAVE AS A MEMBER. IF WE WANT TO LET UKRAINE IN, THAT'S UP TO US. >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT. BUT WE, AMERICA, ARE YOU GO TO LET-- IN WHO HAS BEEN ASKING FOR AWHILE. >> LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. SEE THE THING IS, ONCE WE LET YOU IN, WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO BEG US ANY MORE. WE KIND OF LIKE THAT. >> SO IT IS LIKE SEXUAL. >> I GUESS, KIND OF. >> HEY, THIS IS ALL NONSENSE. UKRAINE IS RUSSIA'S NEIGHBOR. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT, AMERICA, IF WE MADE MILITARY ALLIANCE WITH CANADA? >> HEY, CANADA IS OUR BITCH, OKAY. YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY. >> ACTUALLY, EH, CANADA IS ITS OWN SOVEREIGN INDEPENDENT. >> SHUT SHUT UP, CANADA. >> SHUT UP, CONDITION DA. >> SO SORRY. >> WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS YUT BURST LATER. >> AS FOR YOU RUSSIA THINK REAL CAREFULLY WITH THIS NEXT MOVE. >> WE WOULD STILL PREFER TO SOLVE UKRAINE ISSUE PEACEFULLY, AND TALKING OF GOOD WILL, WE HAVE THE-- FOR YOU, AMERICAN SPECIALTY, APPLE PIE. EAT UP, SO DELICIOUS, PLEASE, TRY PIECE. >> LET'S SEE. I NEVER SEEN AN APPLE PIE LIKE THIS, WITH ALL THE-- SIR RINGS STICKING OUT OF IT, MI HUNGRY. >> NO, NO, AMERICA, WAIT. >> HUH? >> IT IS NOTHING, ENJOY YOUR PIE. >> NOTHING LIKE A BIT OF APPLE PIE. >> Trevor:
