Star Citizen: The Prison Escape

about time you showed up [Music] are you ready let's go drive one of these before first time i got a handle on this seem nervous i wouldn't know why a lot of cactuses holy crap what a badass i had that old plan get out here thanks for the pickup lemon hey don't sweat it boys hop in i want to be like him it's nice and cozy in here hey papa can't a guy get some sleep in here what are you doing with your face did you open my door that looks really comfy papa hey we're out of fuel wait what we're out of you oh this is gonna be horrifying your quantum fuel woman can you quantum work us i'm spooling the drive okay just nervous [Music] you know maybe in some parallel timeline we did cooling warp drive we had a ship in no time [Music] it's beautiful [Music] you should watch your next [ __ ] oh excuse me are we going don't come in here wait wait please don't uh lumen i'm gonna be getting in the turret roger that radar contact ah [ __ ] the space cops space cops we got like a few seconds before they figure out what's going on you want me to kill them oh yeah [ __ ] these guys they know we're smuggling stuff they're laying down a ton of fire oh oh [Music] gotta get out of here we'll try and keep her steady we gotta get out of here going for it hmm hello you don't even have an icon above your head what the how long you been in here you seem different me i've been in here for 10 whole minutes i made some friends around this joint is he all right how long are we in here go take a look at the computer i got 11 more hours on my sentence 11 hours oh my god this game doesn't [ __ ] around looks like the genius figured to give it out round of applause damn where did you get so freaking cool dude i uh maybe prison's not so bad ten minutes you said you come out like this listen lemon i can't i can't be here for nine hours okay what kind of a game is that so uh what do you do to entertain yourself for 11 follow me the hell are you shaking me just over here commissary you're damn right take a look nutribars now watch this wow you ever played uh jenga let right over here is the work mines this is where those sad sons of [ __ ] go to actually work their sentences off doing the most boring mining you've ever seen maybe somebody knows a way out of here all of your hard work goes towards helping though wait over there over there what you see there where is he going is it opening in the blades what those go go come on i'm gonna get my helmet on you go hey he wants us to follow him lahman oh well well this must be the passage that leads to the subsurface tunnels this is our road to redemption and upon reaching the surface your redemption is cut short by the planet itself that seeks to consume hot fire from the very bowels of the volcano itself the dragon's breath of the sky we would need a vehicle then to escape what if we funnel you with or lamen you become free of course you pick us up i will return fly on out of this cage like a bird sounds like we've got a plan oblivion npc be seeing you well well thank you i'm glad you guys could make it howdy god you guys have such nice haircuts what the hell the new stuff you know hey hey what the he jumped in hey hey you're gonna give us welcome everybody hello speech [Music] my friends i have one simple question for you are you a neatly packaged nutribar the neutral content with your rectangular package wrapper your salmon flavoring the shape they've given you or is there something deeper an inner parakeet raging and squeaking into the machine 11 hours in a freaking cage i say 11 hours on the kitchen counter of space i think they're naturals i will be getting lament out of this in no time maybe we need some like motivation here you know guys there's ice cream at the end of this load yourself up on those little look at all those big games holy crap i think this is what holds in our freedom i better get my ice cream oh well they're fighting wait come on come on you got this you got this baby i'm on the offense hit him back hit him back he's a oh my god this is the boxing match of the century [Music] a new challenger you can't punch my guy like that get mine baby everybody this is what they want what do you think they built this boxing ring for we have to say we have to get back out there okay guys i'm going to take off my home wait where does it how did you get okay i think we're going up too fast no we're good keep it up good we want to get out of here quick don't we yeah are you sure about this oh my god oh no uh we had an accident guys there's a man in a call with me i don't know how he got here and i cannot end it but he's talking to me it doesn't show i'm gonna call with you where are you coming from i think the game's got the voices in my head the voices in my head oh my god you gotta get over here don't worry don't follow me don't follow me don't follow me listen to me listen i'm not crazy there's a man talking to me all right we got a little situation here get out of my head he's singing crazy frog he's singing crazy frog please he's singing crazy get him out of my head can you hear me papa i can hear you whoa whoa whoa whoa i can see your foot what the hell what am i looking at here is this what you're actually doing with your face i i'm i'm starting to think my barber set me up all right everyone give me everything you got not bad yeah keep dropping them for them all right take these jellyfish there you go check out these crystals nice oxygen there's one more good luck i have 12 oxygen left looks like the barricade's out of the cage my god we actually did a gentleman take me some time maybe an hour you're gonna have to make it quicker than that we'll see you on the surface all right i'll see what i can manage this is uh this is goodbye gentlemen good luck god look at him remember what you did for me all right it begins follow me everybody get your helmets off it works it works come on boys all right oh my god you don't want to fall that's a long way down make sure you're walking have you seen those videos where they jump in and they float up i think that's right it's gonna be a long way out come on we're good we are obligated to hold you until your sentence is complete as escape is a serious violation we've been forced to extend your stay here place is huge you've got this i was just testing if you read the map oh [Music] oh my god oh my god why'd you guys go that way that was such a more dangerous way to go wait what there's another way wait that's the guy that we saw that was dead down there oh my god hello hello sir another person sir come on just ignore him thinly he doesn't know what he's talking about it's a crazy old man in the cave it's fine come on oh oh my god i don't know about this one i'll do this one oh [ __ ] oh i told you i wasn't too sure about that one wait is that powerful oh i hear voices almost got up to the others maybe he's right maybe we'll just get shot by a couple bounty hunters on the way up you know then that you can't let that guy get in your head oh my he's really in your head look how freaking scared you are you're bouncing all over the place just imagine what's out there ice cream on planets untouched i can't eat the ice cream with my helmet on what if there's like three ships till the sun is on our skin wind and our hair our moments this is the hello my ass you're right [Music] let's get the hell out of here that should be the exit nice you're gonna get all the ice cream you want we're getting out of here buddy yes we're here is anyone home i'll do there's a message codes we should save this for later i was looking at it all right these are the passcodes for the abcs 48 69 46 11. all right come on boys be careful just jump and then crouch crouch there you go the surface the footwork on these people hey whoa look up wait a minute that's all right oh god they got turrets everywhere from fly out of here we'll drive the abc over to you oh my god i'll be right on the edge of the restricted zone leave me over here 48 48 69 30 oxygen yeah yeah wait this is is this the right please work oh no [Music] what was the other code 4611 46-11 it worked yes open that door oh my god please have oxygen all right there's a side door please have oxygen i'm in it does oh my god get in here do you read me yo wait wait i read you all right we got in the apc it has oxygen and it's cooling us down we're gonna take a little breather and we're gonna wait for boone to make it to the surface pick them up and come over to you i'm in the driver you got it just tell me where to come in didn't they i like your haircut are you telling the truth sure you're beautiful really in your own way you're beautiful i'm gonna put my helmet on because i'm scared i'm gonna have to do this all over again yep that's uh boys go there i'm stuck in this [ __ ] pit i'm not gonna make it go on without me if the if that's the case boone we'll leave now it was an honor opening ramp ramps down closing door hit t for lights you guys all in yeah you're gonna want to drive slowly and watch out for rocks this thing flips easy on low gravity gq has a 10k bounty by the way you're doing good guys i don't want to alarm you but my pizza's burning someone take over the wheel go get your pizza i'll drive i gotta log off i'll see you boys on the other side all right enjoy your pizza percussion good luck good luck boys looks like it's just down to us we got a ship closing it fast you guys got to move i see them bounty unders are on their way it's about to be daylight we're approaching the boundary know what i'm pinging keep moving i got two more ships coming in from atmosphere i'm not ready to die nice we may be stuck what's going on up there can you open the door to flip it it's on the wrong side he's here to save us i don't think the door is going to do very watching this shooting we need to build get out get out oh my god oh my god us he's trying to strip us oh oh my god oh my god we're alive we're live over there hold the elevator he can still hear him shoot all right let's man the turrets [Music] all right all right we got multiple bogeys he's got an emp [Music] yeah the blue thing okay blue one he's getting close to do it [ __ ] he did it all right our rear is starting to get damaged now i'm gonna i think it's time to warp brother that guy must be pissed after spending that much ammo trying to kill him [Music] that's pretty intense dude you look ominous hey nice shooting thank you there was some flying lawmen son of a [ __ ] you just don't know how to die do you it's that inner parakeet what the hell i'm gonna go look out the window yeah yeah enjoy the view you deserve it we're alive the ice cream we did it we actually did it that was insane bad light down there it's like one big snow cone thinly snow cone i want ice cream what's up where to next [Music] you

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Keywords: star citizen, star citizen gameplay, star citizen 3.10, star citizen 3.11, funny moments, BedBananas, gaming, montage, star citizen update, star citizen 2020, moments, star citizen 2021

Id: 31v7sSGfTm8

Length: 28min 28sec (1708 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 09 2020