Preston and I are having TWINS!!

i have a huge announcement today what is it preston and i are having twins in minecraft why we are oh oh my gosh now you have to figure out how to feed them all right um i will figure out how to feed the babies while bree holds the babies okay before you come out here just know this is a temporary type of machine that supposedly has infinite cookies and children love cookies hey what are you doing don't whisper what are you doing our children okay you're the one who made this machine is there a pig hey what do you doing get away from our children you washed up george are these your babies yes those are my children back up sir back up don't tell me to get away from my children what do you see yes hey listen man yeah i saw what you guys did with those cookies to this four little babies i'm gonna take away your babies and clearly you guys are not ready to be parents don't allow this you can't take away my babies i'll really watch this watch this little thing what wait preston should we tell her that wasn't after that now are you willing to prove that you are loving and responsible parents of course we already are so bring it i will do it at the end of this week let's see if you have what it takes the first test is crossing the street safely it's not this street street isn't actually this street you have to craft but you are not just gonna cross it you're gonna cross it with a blindfold what why is it always me where are we gonna go preston you're gonna go up top and you're gonna guide her make me do it okay all right good luck guys i'll be watching oh man there's a like and subscribe button push push the like and subscribe button really uh okay perfect thank you uh oh no oh no pretty dope am i moving i feel so confident and i'm going to put a beanie over my head to actually blindfold myself one moment okay i can't even tell where my keyboard is yeah i'll tell you when to stop just go go go all right keep going keep going okay ow when i say go you're gonna go okay okay go one two yes hey all right listen listen you have to jump and move forward you have a one block jump or you're gonna land in the water with the children go ahead and just jump and move forward one block jump yes oh you're on the edge do it go sprint jump you made it sprint jump yes and another sprint jump free okay you got this come on jump yes all right we have two more jumps until freedom sprint jump yes oh okay now just uh we're so close pretty we're so close we're gonna double jump all right okay and go you did it yes all right don't move don't move don't move oh oh my gosh oh you made it you guys did it barely i mean barely huh okay i'm barely alive what do you mean you're like am i seasick i have tons of particles around me but we might need to get you a doctor um okay preston once we find our house do you have a crib oh yeah pretty but we might have a bigger problem than not having a crib no what the heck for closures i told you our life savings was in that cooking machine i'm sorry here you know what kids you wait here and we'll be back we just need to collect a million dollars and then we can't just leave them here bree why did i just overhear you saying you're gonna leave these kids behind oh that was that was my silly wife no she's yeah rehearsing her new k drama series well i'm just assuming you guys have a babysitter right yeah i can sit on them like a chicken okay i'm going i'm gonna go call the mayor i'll be right back don't do that and there's a no don't call the mayor we'd well no absolutely we have one okay let me just let me call him real quick i'll call him yeah i'm gonna go call over here it's it's a private conversation brie where are we wait this is all over the internet have you not seen this is a babysitter testing facility no i've not seen this here is our first option list of applicants we have six today we start with peter the villager each applicant needs to pass a test so the first one is to protect this robot's baby from three two one a silver fish peter can you do it no interest in protecting the child from the silver fish next up on the list is my favorite chuckle it is absolutely not he's right here he's definitely going to pass this test chuckles it's okay just be you be yourself and you've got this okay um where'd he go gary the iron golem oh oh oh we killed the swordfish good but he also killed the baby you fired preston i don't think you're ever gonna guess who's next he might have to craft a baby device dream it's crafty our next babysitter candidate how are you how are you hello children can can we just hire him immediately does he have to do this listen we have to at least put him through the test i mean he's a youtuber he's got great credentials if i'm being honest buckle up we haven't seen this one yet so oh it's all right it's our breathe deep inhale blue wow still red with yoga where's it going oh yeah i uh uh i i write children's stories uh for children that don't know how to read so isn't that nice and i volunteer my time reading to deaf children so that's a saint oh no wait what right they're vegetarian cookies uh they're cookies made of sugar and love and kids they're i'm a youtuber man the last candidate is oh no our only choice left is noob brie i will no i will quit both of my three full-time jobs we're not hiring this guy preston is really sweet though no no the kids agreed well hold on if [Applause] [Music] we need to reclaim our house and uh kind of like make sure we get millions of dollars back so noob teach the manners we're leaving so crafty's made of diamonds right wait this is his house yeah i know he's not gonna need his stuff anymore because of our kids they uh they oh him you know okay well hey he's made of diamonds so he must have a million dollars in here i mean so i mean this place is made out of wood surprisingly for a guy made out of diamonds there's a lot of wood in here here you check that room i'll check over here [Music] why would you gasp should we let them free oh no no no no no crafty's x-ray glasses wait do you think these actually work i don't know try it wait a second bree i can see all the oars beneath us there's an emerald or there's even diamonds nearby wait conveniently there is a laser drill um how about you tell me where to mine okay right under here just be careful i don't know i did pretty i told you to be careful okay now if we're gonna make more money let's see how much the iron is worth minus like that oh yeah that actually worked okay get that yeah get the rest of it yes how far are we going don't worry about it don't worry about it okay i'm gonna guide us to the promised land for my name isn't moses so guys if you're wondering what the heck is happening he is trying to find ore with his glasses i am getting the drill to get there quickly and we have to fill this one million dollar this white bar this way forward all right go go towards the redstone the redstone behind you directly okay uh-huh yeah gold i see gold to your right to your right diamonds oh i'll hurry before the lava gets you okay back up back up follow me follow me come here come here okay oh there's a ton of diamonds this way [Music] okay those diamonds aren't worth it right underneath think about your actions preston why are you building above me i'm dying i'm back no crap i'm not back okay okay everything's fine we're almost there ladies and gentlemen millions of dollars let's let's speed up this process don't you just give me that drill why don't you just drill me fine thank you how do you activate it i just fell out of the world preston there's lava there's lava there's a lot worried about it don't worry about it there's nothing richard nether gained oh we're close we're getting so close come on hurry we're almost there i'm trying you freaking goober knuckle there's so much lava oh my god are you going you're leaving me you're leaving me i'm on fire it's like you're trying to seek attention right now one more i see the last one it has been mined there it is we did uh oh we have another problem what the house might be secured but um our babysitter not so much the trial of noob one two three four it literally says noob one two three they don't even know his name you need to get rid of these machines okay if karen sees this we're going to get absolutely obliterated get rid of them where do we go get rid of them get rid of them get rid of the cage she's coming i don't know i don't have anything to do that way i've got this i've got this drill oh perfect everything is fine everything is fine and what was all that nothing nothing nothing away all right listen your babies are looking kind of tired right now look oh are you okay i mean are you guys sleeping that's their normal face all good parents know that sleep is very important for children and if they wake up once during the night this is going to happen okay right you just like using that about don't you good luck better not wake the babies ew i hated that she's ugly okay so we have to bring the children children follow please children present did you get the crips yeah there's cribs inside of you i mean this is our crib if you know what i'm saying it's this way they're twins they must sleep together because they are young and they need each other okay so just please sleep in the bed nighttime isabella give me the tnt because i don't trust you good night good and morgan's preston be quiet i'm being quiet we cannot let anything wake up the babies otherwise karen will take our children again it's fine just pick up the blocks what do you mean what's what somebody's mowing the lawn go ahead get somebody mowing the lawn it's like it's like 9pm no no no no you don't hear that come on yes i do hear it but why are they mowing the lawn at 9pm where are they hey guy right here stop mowing the lawn oh well it's a little overgrown now don't you see why is that tractor fighting back i've seen my tractor whale oh my god it's cursed my truck i'm gonna send the priest over as well cause i think your house is cursed but that's a different subject um okay i'm going back in well brian i'm glad we got that lawnmower uh yeah no no they're pretty i get that tv it's so loud [Music] hurry hey oh no wait we turned off the tv preston what is that i don't know it's not the tv it's off the tv's off it's not the tv [Music] look out of the door i already we have a siren head station on the top floor just in case this ever happens again this is something every married couple should carry in their house bree get in the seat we gotta blast them okay bree what shoot him all right so i get to aim this cannon left to right bree you gotta aim it up and down see i'm aware but it's not working correctly because you're sideways you're preston or switching spots oh no this way he's firing blanks see it's [Laughter] dude he's so tanky oh my gosh stop it you're gonna wake our children stop sirening you siren i am literally i don't think i've ever clicked this much of my entire life yeah like why won't he die there we go gosh i just did the fortnite dance irl okay preston we did good i think the kids are they're still sleeping right karen would be proud excuse me oh are the babies sleeping i'm so sorry okay listen all families spend good quality family time together okay there's a great beach up the road take your babies to the beach of the road it's a great time we should not follow her advice we don't need her all right we're self-sufficient parents we don't need karen to be caring about our children no i mean look at them they're having so much fun they are you know what i'm going to build them a sand castle i feel like they don't that's a good idea i mean they're swimming with the dolphins that's safe all right look at them oh look at that look at this one wow they can hold their breath for a long time oh is he floating no he's preston that's that's a warden spawner that's not even in the game yet don't move don't don't move if you don't breathe he won't hear me pretty here's the thing if we can break the spotter i think he goes away okay distract him okay i'm getting it i'm getting it i got it did you lose him i think he's gone wait brie hold on hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it didn't break wait if you still have the spawner you think what i'm thinking it's time to go back to karen's house does this look like karen's house to you no no but what we're doing right now is we're gonna just put our children in here oh there you go i want them to watch you got to put it right in the front we need that warden toward her right here right yeah cause she's right around this corner right now just put it right here so when she comes it's in the open oh my gosh you freaking got here what there you go go now you can go you're in the open he's going to get karen sweet revenge why is he running he should be chasing her that's what you get take your shoes off next time freaking jerk oh my gosh miss piggy come on time for your manicure president that was not supposed to happen like that yeah i agree pigs don't need manicures i have one more idea that i think we'll actually get her this time nobody likes another and nobody likes karen so i think we need to send her to her natural environment and do behind your manual nourishment okay preston i'm going to distract karen you build the portal right behind her okay bazinga karen karen what's that smells like mustard well i just wanted to say thank you so much for helping us become just really good parents i've seen plenty of better parents in my day i mean trust me you what are you where are you going what are you what why were you just moving over there then are you trying to waste my time i do not like anyone wasting my time my time is the most important important and relevant and most most important do it now bree what do we need oh my goodness chase please no it's not what it looks like wait no it changed the chase place no it's not what it looks like no no no no nobody likes another guys okay i'm breaking the iron [Music]

Channel: BriannaPlayz

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Keywords: minecraft, mcpe, family, family friendly, funny, comedy, preston, brianna, prestonplayz, briannaplayz

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Length: 16min 56sec (1016 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 05 2022