Preach reacts to Pint's Black Mage Video

thank you very much ten thousand oh it's pine oh dude this is gonna be ace this is gonna be so good let me get small black mage is the highest damaging clown all right hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on okay black mage is the highest damaging class in final fantasy but it's also the most difficult it's reputation is so insane that many high-end raiders are too scared to even try it but not me black mage is in my blood it's actually quite a serious medical issue and without me you're not gonna last a second out there buddy but worry not my friend i will teach you everything leveling for a black mage is a rite of passage it tests the limits of the pain you can take because if you can't handle this then you won't survive a sub optimal layer either the pain it breaks you or you simply live with the pain ah but always remember kids no matter how bad it gets it always gets 50 60 70. now do you think you're ready to level a black mage you have to prepare your weak mind you guys literally said this to me every time even though i was enjoying it you presumed i was unhappy i was fine and you guys like it gets so much better at 50. so much better since it like but it's fine now and you're like no it's bad mike and it gets better like i'm happy no you're not what are you going to try something else steal yourselves with passion and further prepare for the hellish quest that lies before you [Music] comment on the belt i see markets trading on a higher level wait why some of it in english the [ __ ] pick a side man my first class was a black mage and it is true what they say no mobility an awful rotation but we didn't know bad damage but every class struggles with something no just don't get aoe to level 38. summoners kind of suck till till they get to like 80. i don't know i don't play someone i got like a fake mage class [ __ ] somebody and yes black mage might just be the worst class at low levels but you have something that they don't a giant hat and a future a destiny a promise if you will i promise that you will become a god a promise that you will become a being of pure violence oh have i said too much i mean kinda people keep telling me it gets better at level 50 and then at 60 and then at 70. when will it actually get fun it is fun what you just [ __ ] at it that's your problem perhaps the most taxing thing about leveling the black mage is not the gameplay but the constant reminders that 10 levels from now it's gonna be so much better man it does get better like a hangover gets better if you keep drinking now most jobs start out quite simple get a bit more intricate as you can level up before at the high end becoming rather confusing but black mage kinda neglects that middle bit which means you sort of go from oh this is pish-posh this job is simply too easy to some random point in the future where your once unbridled confidence has now turned into which can put a lot of people off as they level up but i think the very point of black mage is to welcome that challenge and you'd do well to remember that on your journey face the challenge head on savor that feeling of ignorance because you only get it once i believe in you now go [Music] [Music] do you like casting flair it is a good spell hello [Music] no no no no oh and now you can finally enjoy the clash until you drift off to sleep at night and in your hazy nightmare you queue up for a level-synced duty ooh look at all of your shiny new abilities now now before you can start using that you have to know your basics that's true enochian this is the beating heart of your class it's a 15 second buff that you have to constantly refresh because if the buff falls off your most potent spells are disabled you do 20 percent less damage and i'm pretty sure you become infertile too yeah i said i think it's in the tooltips well that doesn't sound so hard just refresh the buff oh well you're right the difficulty of a nokian comes with the unexpected oh no you just started a three second cast with four seconds but do you have time to finish this casper problem or do you just run now and waste all of your burst window what do you do stand still baby well the answer should be to sacrifice your pride take the dps loss and move out of the mechanic correct now we can refresh your nokian correct and now for my second ass clapping 9000. oh no we didn't plan for a second one what do we do don't we just move again but then a nokian will surely fall off you imbecile don't you understand all right boys little old pints got some bills to pay and i love money this is your last chance tell us where the greatest mobile game of all time is i'll tell you i'll tell you have you guys ever heard of raid raid well i just thought fine gentlemen such as yourselves would enjoy my moral compass does not tolerate great shadow legends no way and portable next show we're still going available sorry dude you'll get i know i ain't about to let you out of this alive then you leave fight itself you have to know exactly how much you can get away with more than any other job and that makes you better than them and it's only after you've mastered this i refuse to advertise right you tend to use ley lines ley lines is like this damage cooldown of your class it makes you cast faster of course you have to play fifteen percent faster but also if you step out of this funny little circle then leylines is no longer active and i mean sure you can walk back in but we know what happens to naughty little black mages who walk more than they have to don't we truly the deadliest mr beast challenge because only when it's perfect is when you have the knowledge of when you can sit in a circle for 30 seconds and you do have to plan what you're gonna do your cast times are long your entire burst window can be shut down by just a poorly timed attack it's a lot of pressure the apex of perfection down to every step you take but with the biggest room for failure and you will fail it's the ever-present threat that claims black mage after black mage and no matter how cracked you think you are because of your high pass or mythic boss kill you will fail but when everything comes together it that's right good fall and just look at the pool when you succeed as black mage you are just as responsible and everyone around you knows it [Music] no way he's doing it this damage is so high and every victory you earn is because of your skill and your skill a little why would you do that yeah [ __ ] you dude i was helping no you're not helping don't leave me don't leave [ __ ] ass guy dude you my friend meet the one part of the encounter you can never research or prepare for human error from pulling you out of your ley lines because of mechanics to placing down aoe effects on you or worse inside your leylands and even pulling mobs out of range forcing you to move if there's a point in your raid group allow me to send this message on their behalf not that it's any of your business will [ __ ] you and [ __ ] off and leave me to my blade lines oh the floor just cracked i believe i might fall black mages tend to have a complicated relationship with their raid group black mage brings absolutely no utility except for big damage that a red mage can bring or the defensives and mobility of a machinist but being a selfish class is nothing new look at all those reapers and samurais what do they have to offer adults it's so huge it saved us on the free to scream actually thank you i think i just said the free ice cream everything you can do but they are easy to play but it's not because they're evil they just simply don't understand your struggle black mage has weaknesses and strengths that no other class has it's a deeply personal experience an inner conflict unique to you and you alone and being the hardest class with such a unique flaw can leave you behind your peers trope especially since if you're not very good at black mage they'll probably resent you for it who the [ __ ] are you i'm a red mage who a red mage asked [Laughter] all you want but you're wrong you expect everyone to play around you oh healer heal me oh dps stay away from me and i am sick of it playing black mage optimally is a team effort everyone has to i'm so happy there's no like clips in here every screaming people to get the [ __ ] away from me i know that's happened in every raid fight we've done it's like i'm dropping layla stay the [ __ ] away from me leave me alone do their job and get along bossing people around isn't the way to do it you're the one deciding to play black mage so it's your responsibility and if you're not ready for that maybe you should try 10 000 hours of red mage instead no no that's right [ __ ] this is my show now red mage has everything a simple rotation but it's incredibly fun it's splattering climb the only dps with a heel unlimited instant cast rez's oh your raid members will love you my utility has saved countless raids the damage is lower than black mage but it's still one of the highest in the game and black mage is so difficult it's actually detrimental to the group and because of that it's arguably a bad class i don't mean to tell you what to play but if your goal is to have fun and be successful you don't have to go through all the trouble all the pain and all the anguish [ __ ] cowards when you could simply play a red mage not summon a [ __ ] summoners [Music] that does sound pretty cool go ahead play whatever you want oh son black page go see coco [ __ ] repair the top class if i can't even play it well no one would turn away a good player in favor of a bad player just based on that class nobody would do that so why do i bother i could get good at a different class i could play something easier i fell in love with black mage the day i first saw it but it is the lowest played caster for a reason is it really sometimes you just have to know when to throw in the towel and you have to know when to pick it back you're back of course i am i am a black mage after all sure it's not the easiest sure you might quit from time to time but as they say failure is not the falling down it's the staying down you might take a break you might switch things up but as long as you keep coming back that's what counts but why why do anything difficult the thrill of accomplishment the joy of overcoming an obstacle and saying i did it i won i mastered this thing i set out to do because as you prove that you can climb these mountains that you set for yourself you prove to yourself that you're capable that you matter and that maybe next time you think to yourself i can do this it's worth listening to and that my friend makes this world a much less scary place whether it takes 10 hours or 10 000 that is what it means to be a black man i feel quite proud now what's up my little gobbly goos i'm gonna be playing shadowbringers on twitch so if you're interested follow me there also i won't cry i i don't yeah just you wait just see right that was great that's pine's video make sure you check it out good thumbs up like dudes that was awesome look at this from you playing black mage yesterday are these quotes from me i'm not moving heal me noobs man your noobs the tank is bad the cleave is bad stop being risky hello tank hello i stopped my fault all right but that to be fair evan sulk was a shitty

Channel: PG Highlights

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Id: 51cLhbhh7QQ

Length: 15min 41sec (941 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 23 2022