♪♪♪
>>> CHAD! CHAD!
>> OH, WHAT UP MISS HDLER? >> HEY.
>> OH, MY GOD. CHAD -- NO, CHAD, WE CAN'T DO
THIS ANY MORE. >> OH, OKAY.
>> WAIT, I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
>> I HATE THAT. >> WHAT AM I DOING?
AM I SOME BORED HOUSEWIFE WHO'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER
23-YEAR-OLD POOL BOY? I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
>> YOUR KITCHEN. >> NO, I MEAN US.
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT WE HAVE TO END THIS.
>> OKAY. >> I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE
THIS HARD, IT'S JUST WHEN AT FIRST --
>> CHAD! >> WHAT UP?
>> YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION. >> OH, OKAY, COOL.
>> LOOK, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG, OKAY?
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS JUST -- IT
WAS FUN. IT WAS NEW.
>> OKAY. >> BUT MY GOD, I'M A MARRIED
WOMAN WITH THREE KIDS. MY HUSBAND'S ON THE CITY
COUNCIL. I'M THE PTA PRESIDENT AT
MELANIE'S SCHOOL. >> WHO'S MELANIE?
>> MY DAUGHTER. >> OKAY.
>> IF THIS GOT OUT, IT WOULD RUIN MY LIFE, OUR FAMILY'S
LIVES. >> MY BAD.
>> ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE YOU CLEAR THE BAGS OFF THIS TABLE
AND TAKE ME RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY.
>> BUT YOU C'T. >> OH, OKAY.
>> BECAUSE I LEARNED THAT SOMETIMES GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
MEANS LOSING WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE.
♪♪♪ >> LOOK, I WROTE THIS FOR YOU
LAST NIGHT. >> OH, OKAY.
>> OH, MY GOD, I'M BLUSHING, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT A
VERY GOOD WRITER, OKAY? AND IT'S NOT SOPHISTICATED, BUT
IT'S HOW I FEEL. I JUST -- I MEAN EVERY WORD OF
WHAT I WROTE. >> WHOA!
I FOUND A DEAD SQUIRREL IN YOUR POOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BYE CHAD.
>> HELLO? >> WHAT UP?
>> WHERE'S PHILLIP? >> MY UNCLE HIRED ME, I'M GOING
TO BE DOING YOUR HOUSE NOW. I'M TOBY ABOUT.
>> OH, [ BLEEP ].
Honestly chase for bachelor
I can't wait for this SNL season's Bachelor spoof, they're always so good
Oh my god absolutely.
That’s hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Sometimes (often 👀😶) SNL skits are a miss, but this was really good.
I thought i was the only one, it was hilarious how she went on about how he didn’t want her to go on the show and then when she talked to him he didn’t care one bit, she was acting like he was pining for her. On another note the Chad bit with JLo is my favorite thing that SNL has done in a long time.
Omg was not expecting Nick Jonas lol
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Lol these skits are so dumb but they always make me laugh
Chad for Bach.