[ Cheers and applause ] -John man.
-Yooo. -Oh. What's going on
with the hat? -Oh. New year, new me. Might be a hat guy now. -It's just a little tight
on your head. -Huh?
-It's, like, pulling your eyebrows up.
-It's 2022, and I just, I don't know,
wanna try out a new personality. -You wanna change
your whole personality? -Exactly. Like, I'm kind of
sick of being the pathetic loser I was last year. -Oh, that's sad. -Do you mind if I try
some new personalities for you guys?
-Sure. -What about if I was one of
those guys who's like, "Ay, yo, your vibe is flames." -Oh, I don't love that.
-What? -Hey, girl, you want me to
take you to Benihanas and then maybe you take
your bottoms off? -Oh, just the bottoms?
-What? -And then we go see
a fantasy movie. -No, this guy sucks. -You want this to be your new
personality? -Put your tongue back in, man. -Not with your finger.
-Not like that, dude. -I don't understand this, man. -Of course you don't get it because you guys have
great personalities. You're tall... -That's all?
-That's it? -It doesn't have to be
a hat guy, but I have to be somebody new.
Oh, my God. What about if I was one of
those guys who's like, "My research! Years of
my research has been destroyed! I'll never find the cure again!" -What are you doing, man?
-This is a personality? -Yeah, just one of those dudes
whose years of research got rocked. -Honestly, I'm starting
to get it. -Pardon?
-Like, I feel like I need a new personality.
-Yes. -What are you talking about? -I would just feel more
confident being one of those guys
who's just like, "Mr. Potter..." -That's Snape.
-Who? I just mean one of those guys
who's like, "I teach potions at Hogwarts." -That's from "Harry Potter."
-The English movie? -What is going on?
-Dude, come on. Find a new personality with us. Like, you can't be happy
as this. -Is this working for you?
Being this way? -Honestly, no.
-See? -OK, maybe I could go up to
a girl at a bar and be like, "What can I get y'all started
with? Sweet teas?" -I would -- I would be worried
that she would think that you're her waitress.
-I'm saying a guy who's like, "Ooh, somebody was hungry. Let me clear that plate out
for y'all." -Kind of like
a Southern waitress -- -Oh. Yeah.
-Dude, what about this guy? "Hi, I'm Paul."
-From "Jimmy Neutron?" -I'm gonna walk up to
the hottest girl in the club and just be like, "Stand clear
of the closing doors, please." -Yes!
-The subway guy! -We're killing it!
-What about a guy who's like, "Party time!
Uh-huh, uh-huh! Oo-wah, oo-wah!
Oo-wah!" -Maybe we should just
be ourselves. [ Door opens ] -Alright, I'll catch
you guys. -What was that?
