Playing Victoria 2 The CORRECT Way - Victoria 2

[Music] that's right children there's nothing more spooky or scary in the world than economics in the nineteenth century like waking up loading up some Victoria to and enslaving the natives hey guys will Rick Victoria - don't know you heard of this game pretty fun wait what I was playing yeah I'm sorry I was just playing just generally the other day and oh I just won the Great War so i dismantled bread and I got all of their stuff by the looks yeah wait a second oh hold on a second yeah I mean a Toblerone right now but fingers got a pretty wacky and wild in this game it was mostly like around this point in history where as I I should record this this could be a fun game but instead we're back to old man boomer teaches you how to play boomer game boomer nameks that's me boomer time I swear I saw that's what Gen Z's into isn't it you just call everyone who's like old enough to drive a Boomer so we're all boomers in this well boys that's right welcome back to my documentary on how to play Victoria - originally when I was learning to play victory - what I'd like to do is release myself as a colonial state from bread and it's loads of fun as you can tell by the red numbers best part about playing as character is that every single one of your province is the colonial province because you have to console command switch them to you because HP M is a wonderful Mart there's also just a bit too many French people here if you understand what I mean just you know it's just feel a bit uncomfortable I like how me hundred percent tariff ings there's literally no difference than me just not tariff Engel there's an extra one pound to be made I'm putting the taxes up oh my gosh with such a desolate hellhole that only 51 people from Norway bothering to even arrive all I know they go to trick some idiots from bread - we do actually start with some good you know a little promises to go about though so I'm gonna go ahead and start up the famous Canadian steel mill and hopefully trick some some tough dumpster I'm working it I didn't trick anyone I just got cholera oh we could actually go ahead and you know get our colonial promises to add should be states now which is good it means we can have to use them yeah you know and not just be worthless lands although it is technically very worthless right any more people here it's time to open the borders even though we don't have a border only with America and I don't think they're gonna come wanna live here but you know what you come by see oh you asked networking we're still just getting a couple hundred yokels from somewhere in England that we probably would be better off with even they're not coming now god dammit Brennan oh I got a lines of America by the way I'm sure this will last they did put me in this fair though sorry I can already tell you that this is not going to last that's good why don't you get some migration now though not a lot but enough just need to get that steel mill filled up really so I can start making some cut you know be just more people want to move to Peru than they do to Canada you know though the wonderful nation of Peru as the most Canadian revolt I've ever seen just two free guys just you know really angry about something oh okay my gracious picking up we're getting somewhere now this is that I can work with these numbers I can do this the steel mills gonna be churn out like a please get that steel mill churning oh my God look how fun this culture Pires we got 60% Cree 5% Irish 1% Russian and 76% Anglo Canadian that's pretty tasty pie right there military parade I have like four guys in the army and I'm doing a military parade truth scared Russia of frat Island so get this all right a French guy walks into a bar with an Ashkenazi Jew and then some Irish guys walk in and enough Italian and then a Polish guy and then hello a lot of wars going on with these imperialist across the pond right now which is good for me it makes it so that people will actually migrate to my country so if they could continue to just kill everyone that'll be nice though well is it it's already Confederate States of America time and I think I am I actually also declare war on America this might be a very bad decision don't worry guys I totally didn't save before this but I won the war I don't know why it took this oh no really we just we just did this didn't we it did go well 11,000 Liberians just turned up in Newfoundland and I can't give them jobs which is sad so the CSA @gg annex by America even though you know I was still at war them so that's fun we're just stuck I didn't even have enough war Scots give all their land back I'd rather just take doing loads for you guys that's great I've now invented communism boys yay I have a big communist in Saudi videos do I really want to join the Second Opium War not really oh my god I like about H p.m. is that the world never goes into a giant fireball from crisis's and it really should because it was [ __ ] out of that never white piece why don't you guys want to have will forward over freely you got you had one over a Serb you guys don't jump you look at that I finally go ahead and buy we made Africa which I know you should do nowadays and the USA declares war on me to try and get New England back just both my armies in a different car enjoy me it's fine I don't have to work another day matters apparently evil way because America's armies had just that cut damp bad and then you remember that episode from the office when the Canadians came down from New England I just burnt it to the damp ground oh my god I swear to God if you guys I should go to war as a Patagonia this time you won't go after freely but it's always Patagonia so uh they're gonna have an over War of Patagonia this happened to my County videos now oh wait no mines the war never showed up which means I think someone on the other side had a truce which is really dumb HBM why on earth does is this a thing so if you don't know if you have a crisis will stop well you already have a truce or somebody yeah guess what happens nothing you just get a white piece all right welcome to wacky shenanigans halfway through the Victoria two video where I'm incredibly bored today's wacky shenanigans I'm gonna delete all of the world's industry right all of the world's industry is gone now bar like everyone there's a secondary power and what this actually means for the world is that oh my god Switzerland is the third biggest producer of steel it should mean that people should also be moving to my country a lot more cuz there's no longer i just obliterate all the jobs from the civil so yeah it's going pretty well over they come to character guys we've still got it still industry I didn't even like remove Americas and I just realized that they've been spared by France they full of that heart which means yep it's time to have a little bit of fun with the Americans again yeah you see the secret to success America is that you don't break free immediately you wait until the other person who broke free breaks free and then they're stabilized that you should take everything that they worked hard for well like everyone else in the world there's actually like bounce-back industry wise but bringe it's not bouncing back then how losing wars to the poor's which there's nothing to do with your industry for and that's just you that's interesting we're having a crisis war over like Southwest Africa that I can't pronounce and I don't own it nor am I currently colonizing it Germany owns it but I'm getting a crisis over it for me to own it Wow here's a cool tip the first thing you always want to research in 1900 is military direction ISM because that gives you gas attack and you want to get gas attack before anybody else gets gas attack so they can't gas attack you oh yes it's time for World War one I imagine over a province I don't even know exists so Desco POIs world war time so you can kind of see that I you know there's no one around me I'm at war with but if we go to Germany Joni has quite a lot on their plate that they're gonna have to deal with and cuz I'm a I'm assuming they'll be able to do fine I trust you Germany good luck yeah in the meantime I'm gonna take Hong Kong and then invade China I know we're not at war with China now but it should do tactical move it's kind of like how the Germans blitzed around there you know the Netherlands and stuff that's what I'm doing I'm gonna blitz into Russia oh oh my gosh oh you ever wondered if Joanie was just incredibly overpowers and victorious especially hpm then the answer yeah hundred percent they're just single hand we've taken on the world right now sure he did such a good work taking out all of Europe I will I will deal with the UK in the most fair way possible with the the old blockade island strat and just slowly win the battle and then funding will be put into Ireland keep killing them and then invade for it once all their armies are gone it it so it's a tried and trusted method that's right brand I am the master now as you are nothing but a fool yeah I really had them to worry about Germany's just absolutely one-man-army to this entire thing I wish we could we could take more but fortunately none of my allies are added war calls which is kind of sad but you know what i freed Ireland which is gonna be useful for later when we re invade Britain at some point I imagine probably I don't know I don't know if I care about the weekend well lightly will knowing me and you also got that you know African province sir honestly for might crash a game if they took viruses got beg ow oh my god the Germans made it all the way to India they pushed that Johnny and I got the feeling of the Germans are probably to invade you at some point so I'm not gonna help you if that's the case Russia I don't know me just back at Wharf America it's a constant state of the world right now and I'm just gonna block hate them into non-existence really oh my God look at that everyone wants to be Canada's friend will just show cool and quirky oh yarn over crisis over pinch so anyone since it's Belgium Scandinavia Canada Italy Russia France little weightier in a war of no sorry not Russia Soviet Union every time I try to leave it invade somewhere you know a couple hundred thousand Americans rise up and try to kill me I'm gonna call my ally Ireland it's my war against France or the United States of America thank you I loved for joining the war Jesus Christ I just got first of the South Pole I did not know it gave you damn much prestige although at this point I don't think it matters well I've only got the dismantle cassis belly on the United States of America and it didn't even give all of the CSA their land back it just gave Mexico more land the relief summit called Columbia like we need ain't never Columbia in the world also gonna try collapsed China so he managed to collapse them they might turn to the Warlord's and then they might westernize which means I'll get even more migration definitely a very crooked tale of history here and the Canadians rolled into Nanjing and just politely murdered everyone oh well America's going through a tough time right now yeah I got it I gotta make sure I do this properly so I'm just gonna seat all of China down and hopefully they explode Oh China hasn't exploded yet but British Shanghai oh my god that's quite a lot of socialists ah are they going got some rebel spawning in now China the boxer rebels - came back from my couple years in China and how did you get this province Columbia asked to join the Confederate wait a second that Judge get a free annex I just got a free annexation on the new Columbia ah I've got a councils belly on China for the box of stuff I already have a peace treaty with you though China and I was the one that started the Boxer Rebellion so yeah you deal with it okay Boxer Rebellion that's very rude edge we get to my land after I I funded you the brave face is the word you know I'm just gonna invade Italy add enough for them they keep they keep looking at me funny oh my god gonna help my peruvian allies who've actually landed to help me take down the italians that battle started in 1918 I went back and looked and we've been fighting in this exact same battle the Peruvians for like two three years now I don't even know the casualties are gonna be likes I've shipped my entire army over - oh yeah there's the casualties just a casual $649,000 and 132,000 Peruvians and Canadians hungry or for war score from that just never been more proud in my life than when I saw the Canadians and the Peruvians burning Italy to the ground I even get anything from that other than a humiliation and now they want to want me to back them in a crisis good I don't whatever cut back to Italy I also don't have enough transport to get my army back home so we're just chillin in she could Dutch to knizia for a bit though I don't know we go to war someone else Oh mr. beat their second great war time and I've dumped my army on the Isle of Man and well we're gonna do that the same old trick but we can't land in Ireland so no longer allied with us so we go straight to Liverpool I'll just kill 220,000 British people there in the Battle of Chester which I think means that we we are we are in Britain we have landed we have d-day din and that was time to pillage right well my allies actually added some war goals this time and we are gonna dismantle the British so this is going to be interesting posters gonna have to release more people to get my infamy down so I can actually take stuff up Britain this time oh my god 10 in for me and I can get India I keep getting this glitch in the peace conferences where this will keep popping up and you can essentially just get free - to him for me every time which is good because I need it for my invasion of India cuz I said no to me annexing them okay there we go we did it Canadian India I also got some other stuff from Britain like this one prophets and New Zealand in New Plymouth I just I'm so grateful that's right this one's going in my cringe compilation I think we have done enough in the world today as Canada it's been a very fun game very laid-back and chill one as I didn't really invade much until the end which was very fun I had to release like whole of my African colonies at one point so I could get my infamy down and the rest of the world especially America bit of a mess here is a great panelists I never got number one unfortunately just because of journey's insane industry score I remember they got their entire industry deleted as well at one point and they bounced back all the way not only to overtake me but - just like almost triple e EE overtake me at one point which was insane and Britain has been knocked down completely cuz they never recovered everyone else was completely five just Britain the industry never came back how have you enjoyed the video nonetheless leave a like hit that subscribe button down below if you want to see more Victoria 2 content or weird map games and - I shall I shall see you I just got this right by the same Papa New Guinea I will see you at everday [Music]

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Length: 15min 42sec (942 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 16 2019