Playing the WORST Drinking Games with The Boys

[Music] thanks for sucking my fingers earlier I'm so sorry I just want to let you know I do this because I love you welcome everyone to cold ones with the boys yes welcome today we are all gonna sit down and drink ing games before we get into that we have a little collab announced with the boys and cold ones this shirt hoodie hoodie it's a merge between both of our groups it's a peace treaty this hoodie is only available for three days Link at the top of the description below once the 72 hours sand glass picks away it's gone for good this hoodie is a love letter from the boys from cold one for you guys oh I'm gonna put some love into it if you open it up it's a bit crusty we're just gonna get into it yeah the game is called totally Toba totally sober oh I don't get it sorry is it because there's a deer on it what what all right Eddie you go first pick up a car and read it no one can point whoever forgets takes one drink okay who's the coolest member of the boys this [ __ ] okay pointing is really hard I don't realize how much we do it who's turn your turn just pretend you're a golden eye character yeah you must now speak with a Russian accent if you get caught using your normal voice take one drink up take a drink you take a drink everyone it's just him yeah yeah everyone else votes on a topic you must give a lecture on this topic for the next two minutes gender politics gender politics hey I don't mean to get political but this drink is going to go down really well that doesn't have anything to do with gender points oh okay God must give me a truth or dare truth or dare there take 12 drinks I dare you to show everyone at this table your bollocks I'm taking two drinks very Applause nice player on your right can ask you any question you must answer truthfully if you refuse to take one drink you have a lot of power right now dude please use it all please explain to everybody what the Make-A-Wish is can we leave that in yeah yeah he was about to ask what the Make-A-Wish incident of 2020 and I drank so I'm not answering last player to get under the table takes one drink that was that that's juicy [ __ ] ow L I heard you say holy [ __ ] in a normal accent 20 world's gone you're allowed a point now oh really is that how it works Josh can only refer to himself in the third person if Josh messes up take one drink how are you feeling Josh feels great this chord is now your baby you must cradle feed and purpose I would take the drink and let the Kid die personally honestly yeah lots of people do yeah I'm a song of your choice first player to guess correctly gets to give a drink to somebody okay Family Ties Family Guy what the [ __ ] is he saying oh drinking green gang oh how could Josh miss that I just drew a card it says bring drinks or snacks whenever people want them hey Molly hey can I please please get some snacks dog like can we have snacks oh my God Josh doesn't want snacks Josh Josh responds pick a player they must tell two truths and a lie you must guess the lie if you guess correctly they take one drink otherwise you take one drink I pick Molly dude come on him him trying to tell his things I picked Josh I picked Josh Josh is nervous Josh is nervous no Josh says [Laughter] Josh as Josh hesitates Josh pauses and breatheses in Josh has a YouTube channel okay Josh is part of the boys yeah yeah Josh blew up a car when he was 16. true oh we're talking dead person anymore you're a master's now a speaker with an Italian accent can you do your best impression of a Josh please [Laughter] hit this card on your head for one round everyone comes up with a porn star name for themselves whoever gets to use them takes one drink hey Molly can I have some chips okay what's your porn star names boys tripod my name's squirty uh Jimmy Big Bone average Maverick oh now we have to call each other by surnames oh [ __ ] pick two players and turn them into animals they must then stare at each other while making their animals sound the first one to laugh has a drink oh yeah tell you something you're a horse it's Australian Eddie sin the lion you really are the Italian Stallion that's certainly the last one it kind of it let's get rid of that one second game over that was fun oh [ __ ] is this [ __ ] beer Park the next game is apparently fear pong which you guys have played before yes and apparently there's some [ __ ] up [ __ ] in here that we've either refused to do I'm not shaving five years of hair growth oh you drink this is all drinks it's beer pong with insane challenges so if I throw it in and it lands in this cup then whoever's playing has to read that card and do the Dare Max is going to pick a team and Chad's gonna pick a team I'll pick narrator I pick Molly thank you all right I pick Eddie that's right baby let's go this is Jim class all over again when we played it last time for a video Josh missed every shot and juicy didn't okay the Italian Stallion is out I picked juicy yes on three Family Guy three two one Family Guy [Music] [Laughter] come on let's go oh and he misses who wants to see something funny I'm gonna go for the bounce [ __ ] yay oh oh [ __ ] [Music] this is not a lot for the next three hours yeah drink and play the card right yeah yes what happens if you don't want to play the card play spin the bottle whoever the bottle points to has to give you a legendary wedgie thirsty spin it oh yeah I'll do it I just want to let you know I do this because I love you one two [Laughter] I'm trying to do this is just like high school did you get a [ __ ] stain a blood stain I'm gonna have to check later dude watch this [ __ ] ready Miss can we get a slow-mo on that one you gotta be kidding me okay what the [ __ ] did you put in this dude shut the [ __ ] up that was like vodka and beer I think it was oh that was within one minute cry real tears drink if you can't access your emotions well enough think of all the times that green card got denied bro how many years were in the application for we need to see tears bro let me let me concentrate let me access my emotions Brian got hit by a car but he doesn't come back this time for the 17th time did I get any was there moisture uh there is moisture there is moisture hey speeding up the game he's speeding up the game he pointed Six Strings oh for 15 seconds touch noses and foreheads with your opponent and stare deeply into their eyes everyone else can count to 15 for you really get lost in those babies one two three four five six I kind of like this I do too I'm liking it you smell nice and you smell dice too dude thanks for sucking my fingers earlier that's all right man I feel like we bonded over there okay done I just wanted to keep going I like that [Music] [Laughter] should I go live now and explain what I'm doing no no no just do it what's up everyone I'm taking a [ __ ] I'm watching it was like he's crying I'm so sorry did you see that I have like four family members joins we gotta end on the funny so next shot that team wins oh yeah yes yes hey man you thought bro oh in one minute make yourself fart if you can't audibly fart within a minute drink the cup if you [ __ ] yourself you win the game we can bring this back please don't make me [ __ ] in my pants off yeah just remember if you don't shoot your pants we win this is disgusting Chad stop putting him down I need you to poop oh come on come on this is the most important [ __ ] of your life bro I'm just gonna piss myself piss yourself we'll take that you'll take me pissing I don't know we're negotiating I'm actually pissing myself we win so many things have happened dude you're today's hero of the [ __ ] video you know ah Markiplier that's a really bad Omen the irony of this card game is it's called these cards will get you drunk but we're already drunk sorry when Mac is get here gay man go what the [ __ ] do you mean gay men everyone votes on who is the most likely to argue with a stranger one two three I'd only argue with someone about a World of Warcraft thing Josh take a [ __ ] card you [ __ ] Josh is a [ __ ] he will take the cut act out a scene from a movie first person to Guess the Movie correctly pick someone to drink Bee Movie he wins really sure after that bro come on all right I got one can I have a stick you shall not pass he's got it he's got it he's got it how the [ __ ] did you know that from can I have a stick I picked the card mine just says you drink let's do another game let's do another game next game let's keep [ __ ] drinking boys all right watch this game what's this game can someone explain how this works essentially what it is is that I have to pick an opponent and make sure that in what is it 30 seconds you have to make them laugh in 30 seconds go all right I choose I choose I choose me it's the worst [ __ ] that doesn't count all right here we go hey what are you doing I'm a dragon look at me I'm through an impression of Christopher Walken hey I'm walking it don't look at the camera look at me look at me look at me look at you you [ __ ] Naked Brother has it been 30 seconds yeah you picked the hardest opponent well usually you always laugh I would have picked you too but now I see that drunk Eddie's a different if I eat that yeah drunk Eddie's different okay juicy you are my mother and you have just walked in on me looking at extremely explicit website this is me explaining myself mom I swear to goddess for school projects [Laughter] sensually suck your pointer finger keep adding fingers until you have your whole hand in your mouth look at your target the whole [ __ ] time who am I picking for this [ __ ] I'm picking up hey Siri set a timer for 30 seconds 30 seconds High the suffering [Music] High the suffering look you gotta look at me oh wow you're making me want to gag [Laughter] I thought he was gonna come I'm gonna pick Max whisper finger Looking Good Very delicately into your Target's ear oh [ __ ] smiling he's smiling anger oh they can kid I know he can't get enough if you drink you also didn't drink for mine so that's a double drink all right man my ear is so wet I put a lot into that now you love Trump don't laugh two one I don't know how to tell you this but you're just a couple Shades Darker Than Me and it's just fun you just want to crawl up inside you know you know I'm gonna feel it you know [Laughter] outside yeah the card literally said passionately tell someone that you want to wear their skin God Jesus you're a couple Shades Darker than me I would let you wear my skin this little goat go hard Goat Simulator hmm okay get on the floor oh this feels comfortable all right move forward [Applause] [Laughter] it said um you're a cowboy go around the group find the most trusty steed don't laugh no laughing starting now go wow we laughed straight away this is some good quality milk did you have to milk him it said ask your target to get on all fours pretend to milk them like a cow drink drink drink drink yeah all right thank you for joining us thank you for having us and thank you everyone at home for watching and drinking along with us hey buy the [ __ ] hoodie everyone cheers [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Cold Ones

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Length: 18min 0sec (1080 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 01 2022