We Tested Bootleg Drinking Games

hard oh [ __ ] oh my eyes hi we're the hammered Bros but not like the Hammer Bros from [ __ ] Mario for legal reasons we're here to play our new game the game's called Hammond how to play it you order this shirt three days only if you don't order it we'll come to your house and bludgeon you to death with these mallets here's how to play step one go to the description down below and buy your hammered shirt this thing step two you won't get hammered but what is hammered I'm glad you asked Max let me show you [Applause] [Music] [Music] can we kiss each other no can you say it like uh you're shouting the intro like I'm the camera hey what's going on guys welcome to another cold ones video today we're gonna be taking a look at family board games except with a Twist Darcy has gathered a bunch of Classics like battleships Pictionary Jenga that's a few teasers and he has devised them all into drinking games yeah now remember guys drink responsibly don't get too hammered okay sorry what's the first game you have for us Darcy bullet ball can we not lose the camera now hello you are real first game is battleships but I've renamed it to battle shots oh already come on bro not per one each shot takes up like a three by three radius but only needs three hits to be sunk and then you have to drink it is this Soju in one of them yes what about this in the other one yeah can we get a chaser H as well some seltzers no who's gone first so you go first okay uh A5 A5 that is a hit ah excellent your turn uh A5 that is a hit uh A4 that is a Miss oh really what did you just guess for me I'm telling [ __ ] telling you [ __ ] A4 yeah [Laughter] B5 that is a hit yeah boy okay A6 [ __ ] C5 C5 C5 yeah that's it here and that's my shot yeah [ __ ] I need an echo look at the other one now is this a tequila yeah yeah that's a lot of tequila all that doesn't have a [ __ ] up thing to give a sober man all right you're a shot A7 ah you hit excellent [ __ ] I gotta get real lucky here oh sorry E6 that is not a hit all right your turn um A8 ah you suck my [ __ ] Battleship yes what is that all right E8 that is not a hit A9 Miss what maybe you're going in the wrong direction mate why am I giving hits D2 that is not a hit bug A3 [ __ ] I didn't think that through my initial thinking was if you sunk one there's no way you'd shoot next to it but instead you hit both of them you're gonna lose the plot when you see where mine is oh get [ __ ] that's how I had mine I think yours was like that yeah in true uh Battleship fashion the loser has to also finish the winners uh leftover remaining God all right good game brother good game that was fun is this like a religious figure or something who is this yeah where do we get it from is this like Haram to drink alcohol out of it what's this next game is called five second ship there's a pile of cards in front of you Chad could you please pull one of those cards and read just what it says it says Lewis Spears will be killed at this next comedy show do I do what he says on it no no this is I'm just running through examples for the rules uh name three three things you can buy at the news agents uh as soon as they finish reading it you flip the timer and then Max will have to try and name three things within five seconds if he does he gets to keep that card and that's a point if he doesn't he has to take a sip out of his drink for five seconds I'll just flip right three why go oh my God name three types of nuts Walnut almond pistachio nice name three things you could do for charity give money uh give food give clothes give money give food give clothes yeah yeah I can't I'll give you that that's good name three things not to do on a job interview uh sexually assault them ask them how much you're getting paid and grab their crotch that's the same thing [ __ ] hahaha now you need a drink for five seconds I'm making a good one so I won't [ __ ] out all right go Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah you could have said that sure I'm strong [ __ ] I don't know if you're gonna get this one name three Australian mountains uh uh [ __ ] okay [ __ ] YouTube name three things that you blow up balloon a condom when I'm bored the Twin Towers name Three Chefs um Gordon Ramsay um uh John Favreau chef s you got two start drinking for five seconds name three things that can fly bird plane balloon with helium in it no I I don't think that counts the balloon doesn't fly if that's when it's full of helium I CH I stated full of helium name three things I was joking I would not have gotten that name three blue things blueberry uh the Twitter bird and the blue nose what lizard [ __ ] you can't at least keep the card no because I got the last one you know you accepted I'll still drink for five all right I'll allow it I'll try if I can finally win a competition about being penalized rules do the thing [Music] oh I shouldn't be drinking this excessively I think any man should name three things you can cut cheese meat Darcy what the [ __ ] name three things to eat or drink at a rugby match uh sausage roll a dare and chips and oh oh come on I did it what the [ __ ] if it was him you'd be like nah that's fine give me the [ __ ] card [ __ ] off all of you Scott was on your side all right thanks Scott you're Legend mate name three reasons to hate shopping uh everything's too expensive um I can't get into this store because it's too early in the morning it's Christmas it's too late what the [ __ ] name three ways to say I have to use the bathroom I gotta go to the lou I gotta go tinkle I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool congratulations yes nice as the winner you get to pour a shot for Max any oh that looks good thank you kid that's good yeah I think it was Gin not vodka no I [ __ ] did you really the patrons may have seen this before did you get whipped cream can we protect no I love can we pretend like you guys don't know what this is no we know what it is okay for the viewer at home this is a roulette device you spin the wheel it will tell you how many cranks to crank the device and if you give it the wrong amount of cranks it will splatter the shot into your mouth all right Max because you lost last game you did the first spin okay are you all right you're all here [ __ ] up two really get your face in there [Music] I don't like that all right you're a [ __ ] fruit loop man is that two or three that's a three I don't like this I feel like I got a gun in my mouth [Laughter] ah thank God I'm so done cool that is a two that is a five that is a five that is definitely closer to five [ __ ] you Darcy well see you guys thanks no one yeah what two three oh no way Okay go again that's the end of the game what are you doing are you gonna play again try again just for the culture oh my [ __ ] god Darcy I'm [ __ ] I'm not about to crank that Soldier Boy all right cool okay I'm happy that's good for you no way I can go off at four hahaha [Laughter] I need paper towel it's a burning what the [ __ ] did you read that Darcy that's some good comedic timing let me wash it out your eye I got like one third of it in my mouth the rest all went my eye would you like me to show you where the dial is to sit how many turns [Laughter] it's light plastic it's not hurting anyone seemed to hurt you pretty bad [ __ ] did you actually rig that Darcy no no okay I believed you okay Darcy I see Pictionary how does it evolve into a drinking game are you guys sick of competing against each other yet yes you're going to be working together as a team alternating who is the drawer and who is the guesser then the other person has a minute to guess what you're drawing if they guessed correctly within the minute you guys get a point You're Gonna Play eight rounds if you get more than three wrong then you lose and you guys both have to do a shot of straw 80 but if you guys win then I have to do a shot of Soju wow restaurant we can agree it has to be the same all right I'm gonna let you draw first let's do it this one please I'm doing this one I will say you can't do the same color in a row ah this is made up that's right that's fair because it's kind of easy all right okay Chad I'm drawing blue person a place or an animal okay there's 100 animal it has little ears is that a frog yes so that's one point to us right we only need three don't we no you need five five ah [ __ ] let's go uh I'll draw now we can't do blue again all right make sure you could [ __ ] [ __ ] us here green camera filming cold ones video video being made security camera uh security footage CCTV live stream um yeah right what else is there what the [ __ ] the security people watch hey uh it's such an American word I feel like he needs a hint because he said the right answer but draw a hint draw the hint it's [ __ ] Pictionary that is that is let's go to the judges you said security camera yeah but on the card it says surveillance camera that can't count cameras who in the audience thinks to camera is a good enough answer for surveillance camera put your hand up Scott you're voting for Darcy to drink stroke that that is yes that's a point to us that's a point to us we're having two-wheeler need five I'm doing red pop culture Cars the movie OH police yes wait taxi almost you can't talk okay police driver baby driver I feel like he wins police police sirens Draw Something Else the police police cars that's a band right that does not count because Chad knows it would have been pop culture and he kept saying police you can have that point mate you wanna do orange okay an action riding uh uh money check check kinda money money look 100 you're not allowed to talk if you talk anymore okay shut up Darcy um um it's the same thing as this payback money note Bill yes yes you got okay yeah this is sore loser bro first of all first of all it's about drawing you're not allowed to write [ __ ] letters so because of your chronic amount of cheating my shot has been downgraded to a regular 40 percent no it has not yellow that is the easiest one of all of them so that's three for us we only need two more ready yeah go okay that Cricket is pissing me off swimming diving asleep I sleep by the water top I mean is that water is that if that's that's water okay sweet water white water what water pool is beach towel beach towel what the [ __ ] about that you could have drawn a wave or something all right give it here I got this one don't worry though just don't stress bro dust you're still doing a full shot [Music] teapot the teapot steam steam there you go let's go I was almost about to draw the Steam logo all right we only need one more Max and we [ __ ] ripped Austin he has a nice shot of straw no you've ruined those chances you ruined those chances because you cheated all right I'm gonna go for blue okay person place or an animal Igloo yes yes [Laughter] I'll take green fairy no that shot glass is Too Tall let me get a different one are you joking yeah do I'll allow it oh that is [ __ ] up okay yes what's this the next game is called Tipsy Tetris this balancer in front of you you balance the pieces taking in turns on that if you're the person that places a piece and it tumbles down you need to drink the shot whichever the tumble fell towards one of them is good sochu one of them is bad gin which one's Soju that's the mystery [ __ ] all right I'm going first you're not allowed to touch the white base okay sorry all right I'll go on your turn I feel like anywhere at this point won't tip it oh boy oh Nelly it's a hard game this is like uh oh God okay all right careful Soldier that's scary oh [ __ ] hell it's gotten increasingly hard very quickly [Music] this game oh that'll work but I feel like it can work a piece here [Music] easy brother [Laughter] oh [ __ ] that was a good piece thanks but check this out doesn't mean he has to drink yeah whichever one more the pieces fell towards so that's oh the Chad's side I'm Keen to see your reaction oh so did you oh no now I'll fill that with another mystery all right I'm gonna go fast [Music] [ __ ] stack the block that makes you gay all right I'm going first [Laughter] you'll go so there's no points on this game we're just I mean am I allowed to do this no I don't know come on yes that's allowed that's allowed that's a lab yeah and now we start stacking on top of that as a foundation check this out oh [ __ ] oh no please don't use that you're not gonna believe this I'm already seeing it [Laughter] oh [ __ ] hit your ass all right Which is closest out of these these ones yeah that's closest to them it's [ __ ] Soju can you say that final round final round all right we're gonna play this one legit all right oh my God I poured from the open shot glass it's got all these bugs floating in it whoa that's protein there's a lot there's like I think because it's been left open so the bugs have been attracted to it are they fleas like why please ain't no way I'm drinking a flea bruh all right I'm going first then bro all right okay check this out how about this I got to select your pot and you get the Slick Mark okay this L block oh that's good that's good all right you slept my phone okay you a freak I'm a freak oh God oh this one okay oh oh that's easy brother I didn't think it'd fit like that all right there we go no now it's even gonna go through this one look at how [ __ ] heavy it is oh thank God God damn I think we're in the end game now let's go that is getting [ __ ] up what what that doesn't count oh yes that might tip it overboard because that they're all flat I'm going on this side you can't it's flat shut up all right check this out [Music] laughing we need more pieces move your hands [ __ ] you were stopping it from falling I pulled you away because I knew it was gonna fall [ __ ] Chad sabotaged me [Music] you look pretty my brother so the game here we have is called headbands you have a card pick up the first card just for example I'm an elephant yeah so the cards basically say you are a thing an animal an object or whatever you have to put it on your head and how the [ __ ] am I supposed to pretend I'm a football you don't pretend you are this thing the way the game works is you have to ask yes or no questions to decide what you are until you can guess what you are okay but here's the catch you're going to be taking it in turns and the winner is the person who actually finishes both their drinks first you can only be drinking when the other person is guessing right the other person guesses one correct it switches sides and I get what for winning besides finishing suppose my drinks if you win the loser has to wear the helmet for the rest of the video this is a punishment you just ask question after another but yes or no can you see what I have yes three two one am I an object Max you should start drink am I a person no um I an imaginary thing no am I in a movie yes probably in a few movies am I a tool no do I cost money no am I blue sometimes yes I'm an animal yeah chameleon no am I bad am I bad no close what's close to [ __ ] bird a dragon no do I fly yes am I a mammal what [ __ ] mammal flies like am I as a mammal reply do I lay eggs maybe what do you mean maybe I don't know I'm not a bat expert I'm a bat yes I can't skip I'm sorry it was so annoying it was gone forever Chad you start drinking and Max Max Go you're gonna show Darcy that and I'm gonna start thinking you put it on his hat for him can you see that Darcy yeah am I an animal no an am I a person no am I an object yes am I uh clothing no [ __ ] stop am I part of the scenery yes part of the landscape yeah am I in a field yes you would be am I grass no Rock no am I hard yeah he's damn right I am Mis Branch am I a wood am I a stick no let me think bro let me cook one's empty am I that Cricket in the wall no uh uh I give up you know you're a plant you gotta get some plants you [ __ ] idiot the plant I'm done all right what am I your Cactus what the [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up good work Chad okay are you ready I'm ready for the game Darcy what do we do please explain with enthusiasm yo what's up what do we do the next game is Jenga but every Jenga piece has a celebrity or character on it when you pull the piece out you need to read it and do an impersonation if anybody in the crew guesses okay Chad all right I'll put it back this is [ __ ] [ __ ] her if anybody in the crew guesses correctly in 20 seconds you don't have to drink if they don't guess you have to drink and then place the piece and then move on next person's shot can I go first you sure yeah I'm bored okay I've got one you ready my precious oh come on oh yeah sorry I forgot that's how the game works come on can Chad do this I feel like Chad will be able to do this well I don't care whatever other one can you do this today we're gonna be speed running mushrooms [Laughter] all right can I get one now yeah yeah I I'm so sorry I was late me yes huh Eddie Murphy yeah donkey this is my sword Woody Woody Toy Story shut the [ __ ] up that's time no guess you need to take it oh no that one's stuck uh I'm bold I am no you can't describe them Joe Biden what Joe Rogan yes white Chad I gotta put this on top oh right here yeah yeah yes [Laughter] and the world round and round Morgan Freeman oh that's easy oh [Music] do you reckon I can get this out without spilling it no foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] oh I remember these thank you uh for this round did you get two minutes each to read out as many phrases as you can and we will try to guess and each time we guess correctly put that card down you score that as a point you get two minutes to go through as many as you can then Max will get two minutes Whoever has the most at the end is the winner okay all right ready okay I love this shirt I'm gonna ride this shirt that's good oh guys I love this [ __ ] you make kids relax eat some naked relax new to naked mole rats yes Scott thank you Sarah how the [ __ ] is that a thing oh yeah you guys leaked leprechauns Lolly radius League leprechauns cost quickly sick bradshaws the heart quickly hit vegetables the car quickly picked his vegetables [Applause] are wicked fun thank you all right yes friend Larry has a lovely name Harry your best friend hey Zeke and veggies oh my God I got four Max are you ready no oh my God Max you look like a [ __ ] machine every time I'm taking this I take a drink you look [ __ ] up all of these violent wallabies hogwash that doesn't make sense in this school is that cool license middle school virtual Fashions yes athlete of lost oxes a plate of foster foxes yes [Music] today he's a little non-stop baby's wiggling yes Peter took a vampire to prom yes you win you win you win rapid Runners running around it rapid bunnies running around yes oh that's the time warped metal Fork congratulations that one I would shake your hand but I know it's covered in slobber the winner gets a bottle of water the loser has to do the outro with the thing in your mouth hey guys thanks for watching and I Hate T-shirt and sexually got cool hey let's show you like like subscribe [Music]

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Length: 28min 28sec (1708 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 17 2023