Playing the bad guy is hard

Yo yo yo Whats up dawg? You starting a new character? Yeah man I'm gonna try out being a bad guy Oh really?? Yeah all of my other characters have been real good guys you know? Figure its time to try and be a baddie Man Sure you're up for that? What do you mean? Oh its just being a bad guy is harder than you think I tried it - couldn't do it What? Why? All you gotta do is do some bad guy sh*t Like... Stealing from the Garlic Farmer You distract him I'm gonna pick pocket him Okay man Ah! Hello Adventurer! How can I help? Shop Sure - what would you like to buy? Uuuumm... Oh Sh*t What are you doing Adventurer?? Nothin... You stealing my stuff? You gonna call the guards? *Sigh* No, I'm not angry Adventurer I'm just really disappointed Oh So how was your first evil deed? Yeah, no, good Yeah it was really great, a lot of fun So... Enjoyed that You look like you enjoyed it Yeah, oh yeah. Hard out Right Oh sh*t he just... He just dropped a bag of gold Take it Free bag of gold! My man Oh, hello Adventurer I've lost my gold and am retracing my steps to try and find it Can you help me? Na haven't seen it sorry Ah Okay... It should be right about here... Well I haven't seen it! So... Oh well That's the last of it Wonder how much I could sell a child for on the black market these days... What? Hopefully more than last time What? What? I don't care I don't care that he has to... sell his children... You don't look like you care No, well I'm a bad guy! Badass I'm a villain I'm a big ol' baddie Where's my next victim then..? Actually there is a new NPC in town that you could victimise Okay? Lets do it! Yeah, lets do it Bad guy sh*t you know? He's kind of a sweet old guy Oh nice Cool, I'm a bad guy Oh is this the guy? That's the guy. Yip Ah! Hello Adventurer! My poor son has become lost in the woods again I need someone to go and find him If you save him I will reward you handsomely What do you say Adventurer? Accept! Ah! Thank you so much Adventurer! Okay lets go. Maybe there's some more bad guy sh*t we can do on the way You know.. uhh... He'll actually have the reward on him now Yeah? Yeah Oooh! So I could, like, steal off him like I did Greg? Well, no, because you can only steal from merchants and he's not a merchant Oh I wonder how else you could get the reward from him? Oh no.... It's a bit extreme innit? A bit severe? I mean, I suppose, but you are the bad guy though right? I... yeah... Yeah, so that's what a bad guy would do right? Bad guys kill people No problemo And take their sh*t... Look at him though... I am a bad guy... You're a bad guy I'm a bad guy What are you doing Adventurer? Argh!! What are you doing?? Arghhh!! But why?? Eurgh! My poor son... He will have no one left... Please don't do this... Please tell my son... I love him... I forgive you **Crying** Yayyy!! Bad guy! Pretty fun right?? Yeah... Do you wanna go kill his son? Eurgh!! What?? I mean - you're the bad guy! That's what bad guys do! Come on Lets go kill his son! Okay... **Crying** Please subscribe and hit the bell and stuff

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Id: KdD7aLrDtBo

Length: 4min 51sec (291 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 14 2023