Playing Stardew Valley for the First Time

hi um how are we doing uh oh whoa sorry guys i just ate a bunch of pizza that was me i was hunched over shoving delicious pizza in my mouth okay i love this music a lot of people like the things i see about this game is that it's like really confusing oh i get to pick what i look like okay just okay name [Music] should i just do my name my normal name or should we get goofy [Music] stinky little farm favorite thing [Music] i don't know oh true i guess i could put curtis down yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right curtis sound farm favorite thing animal preference is there a little kiwi dog that's like maybe the closest okay i love how they make it so specific but i can i could barely [ __ ] see the guy hair color i'm gonna go brown oh i could change my hair no mullet eh give me some jeans and a mustache dude oh that's [ __ ] sick i got a mustache that's [ __ ] sick oh i can pick my farm too bro let's just do standard you know it's yeah all right cool you know it's my first playthrough i don't want to get fancy you know is that santa claus [Music] and for my very special grandson and i want you to have this sealed envelope oh is he dying now listen close it's december 24th ah i don't think i can ride the sleigh tonight uh there will come a day when you feel crushed by the burden of modern life and your bright spirit will fade before a growing emptiness damn dude [ __ ] santa's dying dude the letter says like bees nuts or something now let grandpa rest okay goodnight grandpa oh this takes place in like modern day oh oh is that me dude that's literally me that looks so much like that's me right now that's crazy man i [ __ ] snapped on that one dear kerr bussy you're reading this you must be in dire need of a change the same thing happened to me long ago i'd lost sight of what mattered most in life real connections with other people in nature so i dropped everything and moved to the place i truly belong i've enclosed the deed to that place whoa deeds nuts my pride and joy curtis town farm it's located in stardew valley on the southern coast it's the perfect place to start your new life this is my most precious gift of all and now it's yours i know they honor the family name my bully good luck yes if lewis is still alive say hi to the old guy for me well yeah i hope there's a tutorial on this [ __ ] hello you must be kerbussie um her [ __ ] i'm robin the local carpenter mayor lewis sent me here to fetch you and show you the way to your new home he's there right now tidying things up for your arrival there's no tutorial you got to be [ __ ] with me this place is a [ __ ] mess sure it's a bit overgrown but there's some good soil underneath that mess with a little dedication you'll have it cleaned up and dedication all right i can't get over how much that looks like welcome i'm lewis mayor of pelican town you know everyone's been asking about you it's not every day that someone new moves in it's quite a big deal yo wylu is kind of thick yeah what that star do that chocolate star that chocolate star do you have anything to sell just place it in this box here i'll come by during the night to collect it is he flirting with me oh okay here we go oh no okay so i move that way i can run oh wait no shift is run okay that's how oh you got like hot keys okay all right let's go outside [ __ ] this [ __ ] let's go all right let's start clearing this grass eh [Music] am i doing this right what's that uh what's that tick tock sound it's like uh the working man who works so hard who loves her kids and never stops that's me right now that's me right now a single moment [Music] plant the seeds fast where do i plant them how do i do it okay guys how do i do it all hands on deck how do i plant the seeds oh what are you calling me dude you calling her that is the ugliest [ __ ] and do i water it now this is so relaxing [Music] when the ghouls come out to play there's enemies in this game no i thought this is gonna be like a chill time no hello you must be kurbosi the new farmer i'm caroline [Music] okay listen mama says not talk to stranger but you seem okay yeah my mustache really uh screams talk to me you ever just walk into a stranger's house and sit on their couch oh this is vincent's house someone said snoop in the trash snoop dogg what do you do in the trash this is a cemetery can i dig up a dead body that'd be kind of hilarious on my part you know who's this whoa who's that guy is that a rabbit i want the rabbit you can call me granny if you like that's so cute the [ __ ] is that i was a tv oh there's a man in there too holy [ __ ] they're blending in it's irritated i have to meet all the new people huh name's george by the way now buzz off all right [ __ ] [ __ ] emily oh i can read on your face you're gonna love it here in pelican town if you're looking for something to do in the evening stop by the saloon that's where i work that's it's also where we are so hey you know the salute we're at right now you surely come by sometime can you be like an [ __ ] in this game or no you can best you might have to be in his [ __ ] era if you know what i mean starting to get kind of scared low-key ahoy there son those names willy like the whale also my posture wow it was a big haul i finally started to buy me a new rod hey yo willy give me that rod when willy gives you his old rock when willie gives you his rod oh yeah how do you do it how do you fish [Music] i'm catching a fish guys oh keep our behind fish okay i figured it out i'm [ __ ] associated i already know i'm gonna be looking up youtube videos of this tonight egg festival flower dance i like this guy a lot gunther he looks like my mom's ex-boyfriend which kind of sucks a lot for me never mind i take back what i said so my mom my mom used to date it was on my step-dad and my my mom were like they were split up for like a few years just some you know things happened they got back together and stuff which is the best thing ever because i love my stepdad like so much he's the [ __ ] best but she stayed this guy he was a [ __ ] ventriloquist i want to say his name but he looked like that [ __ ] guy without the cowboy hat yeah he just had the same material from like the 80s that he was like on a show at some like some canadian late night show he was on and he would use the same material from like the 80s and [ __ ] and it was just so weird he would bring out his dummy all the time uh and it was terrifying it was literally the scariest thing ever he's actually uh he's he's a he's a weirdo big shocker the the ventriloquist is a little bit of a a goofball yeah oh help one trying to keep the art fishing alive we'll pay a hundred a hundred grand any fisherman catch two smallmouth bath bath all right no problem smallmouth bass was my nickname in high school butterfly this game is so fun i love it already what do you mean bird ate my food if that's true i'll [ __ ] kill someone so better not be [ __ ] true let's go i'm a fishing master smallmouth bass dude let's [ __ ] go oh willy give me my [ __ ] gold i have to go around the counter are you sucking me off oh it still worked okay jesus christ man how would i ever know that have i met you yet i just haven't met you yet i i did scientists demetrius local scientist and father local father what's that noise oh it's that son of a [ __ ] let me go down and see him yo stinky weed man thank you for the ten dollars let's get some let's get some let's get some freaking weed leaves let's get some dank let's get some spam dank in the chat for stinky weed come on guys also that out of context is it looks like i'm sucking a very small wiener dude i'm gonna want to play this off stream and i don't want to a thousand yeah yo what if it like showed you know how when you talk to someone but it's like you know when you talk to someone it has like their face on it what if it like showed mine and it was just a picture of my like actual real-life face that'd be so [ __ ] scary oh this guy looks like a [ __ ] rocker sam let me in i'll break the [ __ ] door down i'm just stealing this wild horseradish do you think i give a [ __ ] the answer is no no where's this [ __ ] wizard you guys are talking about i feel like it can be pretty easy to see he's a wizard usually wizards stick out like sore thumbs let's see what i can catch oh i can't meet the wizard yet people are saying i can't meet the wizard yet [Music] guess i'm not cool enough or some [ __ ] you know i crushed that one [Music] new record okay okay i'll go to bed yeah leveled up yes guys that was so fun that was genuinely such a good time i really like that game nice and relaxing you know did you guys have fun was it enjoyable okay good good good good yeah this will be maybe this will be the new sunday game the new saturday game i'm gonna i'm gonna try to stream wednesdays and saturdays wednesday is usually minecraft on the baddie snp but i'm thinking this is the new saturday game i don't know it's a strong contender

Channel: Kurtis Pogger

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Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 05 2021