Playing as a NINJA in Minecraft!

once there was a ninja who had a lot of golden statues then one day he was attacked stay back yeah and he lost all his golden statues so now he has to find allies to get his gold statues back he could not defend them when he was alone like and subscribe so we can become the best ninjas welcome to your first day of ninja school everyone everything we need to know is in this chest so it's a parkour book some cooked salmon and a world map which we haven't unlocked yet wait a minute yeah it's totally not unlocked what you said parkour i thought you said we were being ninjas not parkour taking great pokemon do you know what ninjas do they parkour now everyone you probably thought this was going to be cool where you like bouncing off the walls and you're like climbing trees but before you become a ninja you must read the ninja guidebook everyone please flip to page one ninja parkour so there's 30 golden statues all over the map and we had to collect them all we're probably not going to do that now i know the answer to page i know the answer is what what 30 statues that's the answer we're not collecting 30 sections we'll be lucky to get one all right everyone flip to page six hold crouch next to a wall to climb what happens to page four and five shut up who cares i'm the best teacher anyway my gosh you guys are annoying ninjas hurry up yeah hurry up hey it says we have to climb the wall yo guys you could stop holding the book now oh oh oh oh wait you're dying so no so like we read one page and then we do it i like the way you do yeah yeah because like who cares anyways it says shift to climb the walls does anyone want to try first wait a minute hey funny aren't you our sensei aren't you supposed to show us before we do it yes this is how you do it class energy power strength so easy wow this is so much absolutely good yeah you can't do this to me hey i'm a ninja i can climb this is so cool hey true skull when you try climbing ready whoosh imagine if a villain knocked wow all my stamina so now i have to like go okay there we go ninja what's next rainbow ninja you have passed the class so the next one looks like we have can i read it wall climb and yeet sure why not what page is it all right oh okay we're on page 7 of 14. so so you just say page eight oh page eight we are on see this is why she's not the teacher okay touching a wall will slow your fall as you slide down the wall press jump while sliding to jump off the wall in one direction you're facing got it go got it what did it wow yo that was cool go gold i think they're all pretty bad ninjas that was horrible i got this watch this ninja funny to the rescue ninja funding is so cool ah that's why i'm the teacher i all right go guys i'm hungry watching this oh whoa dude showing off luna's showing off that was a-plus um that's a f goal you're gliding a little too much okay yeah yeah yes just concentrating she's not even talking oh that was an ass please just climb you know what draco you have one more chance before you fail your ninja test you know what i think's wrong why you're wasting too much stamina they got to be smart rainbow i don't think they passed ninja school oh gold's almost got it gold just one more jump come on go yeah i'm a ninja totally smooth there's draco and then there was one our last disciple hello draco is your jacket too heavy yeah i don't think you could ever become a ninja don't worry this was only draco's backstory he wanted to become the strongest ninja in the village but yet he's still staring at the wall probably on his phone or something i'm waiting for my stamina to recharge dude i'm narrating i'm narrating i'm giving you a ninja background he seems to be bottom of class yes yes he's bottom of class this is only his ninja oh my god do we just leave yeah gold does it look like he's passing i think we should give him one more chance i think he can do it draco you got this [Music] oh my god dude come on draco how are you feeling so much jacko let go let go jacko let go just climb just climb all right well there's golden monkey over there i'm gonna go ahead and touch it because jack was taking forever and there's more oh there's a treasure chest please draco let a pro show you okay look at that look at that you jump what do you mean your space bar bro think of a video dude look look look look at this bro that was him i am the best he's actually like like like a like a ninja just learning oh my come on dracula you could do it shift [Applause] seriously that's your backstory you want to be do you want to be the jerk ninja draco i mean he has no shame to it oh there's grappling hooks in here i'll hand these out hey can you share some nope this is called a grappling hook you see it it's like a fork this is not a fork it is clearly a ninja grappling hook not a fork for spaghetti what does it do grappling hook aim the grappling hook and use the item throw the hook and you'll start zipping towards where the hook landed okay so it's like a zip line i don't need to read this all because i'm the teacher and i'm smart take this take this take this and for you thank you thank you thank you now where do we go uh-huh uh-huh explore your surroundings what we go to that from here we have no teachers we must learn ourselves we climb the mountains swoosh that's not you're still a novice dude that's not where the mountains are that was kind of cool though clearly you're supposed to go all the way over there watch this whoa the title screen epic nice come on where's everyone yeah everyone go through the amazing font oh wait it's right there do you see it what no see what that's the next area we have to go yeah follow me watch whoosh oh yeah i'm the coolest ninja watch i could i could dive and then i do the rollie guys look it's a dojo oh let's know what to do let's go come on ninjas we're not tall enough no that looks so cool well i got this all the way over here all right so it looks like we can't cheat in here oh yeah no cheating allowed you guys it's not that hard come on yeah we're both up here already maybe if i hook up there oh gosh where is she going luna you got this come on oh yeah that was sick okay come on bunny you're the last one i love this okay who's in here let's go is there a quest draco you okay man oh yeah yes we must keep calm here we must hello the golden statue i don't see no golden statue here yeah maybe it's in the farm you know where golden statues usually are wait is there one right there it's my golden statue yeah nice yeah on the world map we still didn't unlock anything oh guys look it's a little monkey hello little man monkey show us where the statue is jackal by yelling at him where the statue is the monkey's laughing at why'd you kill the monkey the monkey is gone because it didn't show us where the statue is so where should we go next draco has a bad backstory i think um there might be a temple aren't we looking for a temple are you serious this whole time we could have walked up a path but we we're just that's not what ninjas do why are we walking back down ninjas don't take shortcuts because this what does this wait why are you guys traveling on the trail oh guys come look what it's another monkey statue look oh ready wait this is easy i can get it yeah did you see me i double glided gold you didn't appreciate it look whoa what look dude whoa so cool you don't need your fork yeah you don't need that gold you're a ninja forks for my fork whoa guys i think i see a panther this is why you are bottom of the class draco you are not crying that's cool i don't know what kind of cat it is yo that's cool it's nice i think it's angry at draco or not yeah oh wait we're back at the same village let's go walking in circles yeah we're getting lost um how big is this place truly let's just keep going wait and there's another temple over here whoa no way hello monkey friend hi monkey let's go so this is probably another one of those crazy parkours or not we gotta go whoa oh it's wall jumping time oh cool i got this i was top of my class and while jumping we literally just thought are you sure gold's not top of the class you feel definitely not top of the clock ow watch this so oh bunny's got it and then like this and then like this see easy and last but not least whatever and last but not least that's why she's the master and the messer see [Laughter] guys i think you're forgetting about the beautiful climbing mechanics yeah it's easy but what if we want to be agents and just use our grappling goats this is not agent school this is ninja school and now why did you give us this bad uh oh can we go to the top of the mountain this is it this is my redemption arc i will become the strongest ninja by climbing to the top i don't think i don't think you have enough stamina he says it's his arc no draco if this is your redemption art you can't cheat draco he's cheating ninja yeah all right ninjas let's just climb ooh another statue i'm not gonna get that though we gotta climb this so if we wanna get to the top you're gonna have to do this old school never mind it doesn't look like you get to the top without the grappling hook i'm out i'm gonna cheat a little bit wow so much for ninja woo i can't it's so fun to cheat no no no oh no no no oh you guys there's a statue over here you can get that rainbow we're kind of struggling right now yeah we're going up all right i got this i got this you climb please i'm okay it's gotta be there's a house on top come on and then we should climb the grappling hook's not safe maybe we can just climb from here no no no you gotta do this you gotta do this watch why oh where'd you go i'm going up i'm going up climb climb climb nice whoa you guys should check it out oh you guys should see it up here sucks jacko it does not suck and last but not least let's hook it on the roof there has to be a statue up here there it is the monkey statue don't do that i have it it's mine wow easy it was supposed to be my redemption art jack you're gonna have to find another one can you guys see anything up oh melanie whoa rice balls oh wait jack was eating everything now the star string string strings while i'm starving jacko you should save her one no she didn't get up here and i don't need this house there's a taller house over there i'm going to that one where are you going jacob sucker okay dracco is totally the antagonist guys yeah and i am the teacher well i die all this no oh our teacher lost our teacher this is my ferocious panther fangs and if you guys fail the task you will be fed to fangs you got it oh that is a terrible consequence yeah i don't want to lose and it's raining just in time so i've given you all katanas so you can fight each other we're gonna see who's the strongest ninja of assault you could fight me actually no fight each other first who's going first um i would like i will also battle so rainbow and gold come over here this place is too beautiful for you to battle you guys still have to put your ninja skills to the task so you will be fighting in the k in the cave of death what whoa whoa okay it's fine thanks draco deserved it he's pretty annoying the winner of this battle gets ramen sound good yes it doesn't get eaten by fang which sounds way better ready and fight oh hey yeah oh my gosh i'm getting it no whoa wow okay yeah yeah no you get the ramen bowl that's for you thank you i'm starving oh my god i'm scared yeah just eat up gold who wants to fight me now lunar i am the hungriest ninja and i will defeat you because i want ramen well you're gonna be disappointed when you win it all right fighters three two one go ninja fight water buckets bad news for you we only have sushi left i don't want that there's fish in there yes there is okay fine more rice balls draco and gold are the last two ninjas standing and you guys now get to fight with wooden swords and a shield but the twist is you have one healing potion i want you what's the difference about that luna you're dead you can't speak but this whole entire mountain you can climb around it and try hitting each other yada yada boring boring boring and you know what the drill is you don't just need to slap each other three two one fight charge attack well he's going to be annoying i'm a monkey monkey you can't i'm in the sky oh my gosh i am the invincible ninja gold you have made it to the final boss are you ready yes three two one ramen oh she's jumping hey she's just these are cheap moves where is she okay she's running away from the back you down there all right she's not called the master for no reason you're gonna kill yourself by jumping that okay nope uh she out the master she doesn't have to listen to you and goldwater won the bathroom remember the whole mountain is a trick yeah i'm not dead uh-huh uh-huh she's really stalin she's really far she's really draco died again they died trying to go spectate i see you in there told me i am the new ninja master take all my food that's for you she beat us she is the strongest what ninja master oh you have been exiled no she has been devoted to whoa i demote myself i'm out i don't need to take orders i'm a solo ninja yeah see i'm still alive that's how pro i am me too ow [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Id: 32nXgV1vF40

Length: 21min 15sec (1275 seconds)

Published: Sat May 15 2021