Pink Sauce Taste + #BeastBracket | #heresthething

and five four three two what up y'all welcome to this thing I'll give us that sheets [Music] episode smash that like button smash that notifications welcome to the podcast episode you all thank you guys for coming thank you for watching if you haven't join the patreon and became a faithful member remember that faithful member faithful member we need to bring that back faithful member of the of the patreon please join us we had a full-on Carly Russell bonus episode you probably saw a snippet of it maybe even all of it but we talked about other stuff as we often do you help support the potty help support other creators um you bought this pink sauce uh Angel any church announcements uh you know Marx and I on tour will be in Indianapolis on Friday though I'm about to say Friday June July the 21st there we go in the past now this episode's coming out Wednesday the 26th shut up we will be in Washington D.C uh we're sold out so can't come see us there but we'll be in Philadelphia and they just put us in a bigger room because hey hey we had already basically sold out they were like oh we can get more money out of y'all so get tickets to see us in Washington DC there you go we're shooting this way early and that's why what if something crazy has happened on the internet this week we'll talk about on the bonus episode because I'm in Mexico right now as you listen to this in angels Mexico being the video vixen that he is Angel's got a a uh one margarita music video shoot with Beyonce and Madonna I do Madonna Beyonce and fly on a bus because you want to cover all uh genres all right now many many weeks ago we talked about the pink sauce episode I mean the pink sauce girl let me see how you know remember how far along that was Angel oh my gosh I was yes it was July of 2022. um it was July 2022 yeah because I was in Chicago there you go and it's July 2023. and Angel believed in that young black woman Angel went down to Walmart was it yeah I was at Walmart Walmart and got the pink sauce and we will taste it right now because this is an evergreen episode and uh we actually were gonna do this on the bonus but we said you know what let's give it to everybody let's give it to all faithful members and and and first time attendees and people who who've been to the church they're just saying join yeah or they come sometimes they just ain't typing we'll put it like that you just ain't tired pink now pink salt have you tasted it I've waited for you guys I was trying to be like a real friend and have an experience together I'm sorry I gave you so much oh boy you have to eat it all thank you Angel no I don't and it says Best Buy um August 12 2024 which lets me know that they put a lot of preservatives in here unlike her original show the camera put it on our single job it's like Ranch smells just like Ranch it's what oh hold on Angel it smells just like Ranch summer read the bag y'all see it here's the tick tock The Tick Tock sauce uh it says and she has that on there this is far from ordinary from Tick Tock to table shock your taste bugs with flavor and thrill taste taste Chef P was it pies peas uh-huh her famous sweet and tanky sauce made with vibrant uh they vibing with dragon fruit and spices are you ready to try the pink sauce that became an overnight internet sensation we are today is it pink I was supposed to shake it it kind of looks like fry sauce it kind of looks like like Raising Cane sauce a little bit it smells like pure Ranch yeah oh okay I know what one of the flavors okay we're tasting it y'all ready Josh Josh what are you doing I'm scared you're looking great okay here we go plan that's rich with a little with a little twang to it there's like like I don't know if it's Kion Josh it's Kion in it it tastes like there's I definitely get the Cayenne the you can actually see it peppery there's like a honey it's like in it and I think there's Dill yeah there's a deal I can see it now I'm getting notes of it it tastes like a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos fell into a vat of ranch it tastes like there's corn syrup in there too though I'm not gonna lie yeah I'm like me saying it's it's ranch with cayenne oh Cayenne but it tastes like Cool Ranch Doritos cayenne pepper is Spicy Cool Ranch but there's a sweet that kick holds to it yeah items let me see what kind of sweetener it is my mouth is watery can you can you throw me another water okay we gotta we gotta no we gotta sit in this until we're done with a segment I think it's not great by itself but if this was on a burger the sweetener could just be the dragon fruit though low-key oh yeah coconut cream oh no sugar just sugar at least it's better than I thought it was gonna be like corn syrup I think if this was on a burger you would not be making this face I think because it's by itself because I also I personally don't like mayonnaise by itself at all or Mayo by itself put it on Burger well I like coconut cream okay distilled white vinegar that's that twang this is this would be Oak this would be good on a burger if you were doing like a spicy ranch flavor Burger literally Chipotle can you talk to your water Josh yeah I can't we're almost done hold on man oh you don't need it or bonding I do need it before bonding I need so I need Electrify this one more drink some drinks it's not good it's not good you know like no I'm not gonna bash the product it's yeah I'm not bashing it you know if you had this machine and wanted me to buy you you can knock back like nine or twelve years don't do it again listen it's so good I like it watch me drink so much um now put it in your puss [Laughter] y I didn't think it was that bad I also like spicy food uh it's not like oh give me more of this but if a restaurant if if this was on a burger I wouldn't ask for more on the side I would be content with the little brush they put on the bun exactly I wouldn't be like get this mess off of it but I also wouldn't be like give me extra to dip into it okay I got you it's the deal that I don't like inside of it but the rest of it it's cool you want purple Muse and it's not that I dislike deal it's just I'm only used to dealing with dill when it comes to Seafood dealing with deal um well congratulations to her y'all said she couldn't do it but she did it period yeah see what the spice was though was there Cayenne in there let me see just fine uh it's black pepper spices oh no okay well yeah I don't see it white wine vinegar I'll taste that it's the spices don't tell me what it is colored with titanium dioxide I saw they had some malodextrin that's that uh that's an extra being everything that's not preservative preserved with sodium Benz benzoate oh potassium sorbate citric acid and cow try it for yourself sodium this is a six out of ten it tastes like spicy Dorito mix uh these are just my taste buds to me it's not something I enjoy but I'm very proud of this woman I'm very happy for her God bless you have an amazing day okay if that on a chicken Sando so you said however you want it it's pretty good Kevin yeah six is passing yeah these get degrees put it on a burger Wings celery taste them for yourself these are my taste buds personally to me for you may like it God bless you have an amazing day six out of 10 ain't bad there's a lot of things I eat that are six out of ten but when I be hungry I'll be like give me that six out of ten when I eat make a lot of food at home that's like healthy it'll be six out of ten I eat throw a little bit of that it might be seven out of ten yes yes all right what is that bar it's uh um you want it oh no I don't like this I love it all right so friend of the pie Jenkins and Jones have this Beast bracket and it's just so silly and so funny basically it's how what animals would fare best in a fight oh that's good I'm gonna read and we're gonna do this just like we did our 90s bracket because we got no training topics this is our third episode we shot this week nothing else has happened okay yes it has you really haven't talked about it I released my one Margarita video have y'all watched it we talked about that it was going to air but nobody has seen it oh snap that did happen in the in the current timeline yeah I thought we talked about because it was coming out and I watched it but we didn't y'all hadn't seen it because you were about to play you were like it's out and I was like no yeah it comes out tomorrow well let's talk about it before we do the Beast bracket first off let me say my line was cut and placed in the end so I was kind of upset I'm sorry I was just like I mean you need to leave an off-camera line made it uh and then I made the credit so I'm glad we're striking because I will be talking to my secret about it no music productions are fine though let me tell you what on First Watch let me tell you how crazy this to sit here and watch Angel make that song up off the top of her head Right Here lyrics were just floating around in your head in my damn head right yeah put it in just grabbing grabbing that words and I'm literally I was so because I watched your video so many times this is a true story YouTube started serving me all the other my voice all the like Clips you know you missed out on you should put the lyric video up early somebody beat you to it got a dog a million views somebody's YouTube channel putting the lyrics I'm about to put it up because they don't work the lyrics are wrong yeah don't worry they ain't gonna stop your back that Content ID and all yeah take it off and get that money oh no no then we already got that money okay cool no oh then don't matter let them keep playing it uh run it up to watch that clip where you did it the first time without no music and then the next video served me was you doing it when the people had added the music and then to go back and watch the video and be like this has been what what is the timeline on this this uh let's see here may is when that happened because I put the clip up the day after no the day that our episode aired same day I put up the same day because I knew I was trying to take a page out of Kevin Frederick's book his book hurry up and do that [ __ ] that's his book great title voice narration great title no you'll never use it I'm like yeah you'll never use it and so I said once I realized I went back to watch it and I saw the comments on the episode and I was like yeah this is fire so I hurried up and put it up and I knew somebody would put a beat behind it because that's what people do did you absolutely there's a whole side of tick tock that just does that I thought you know what's the the person who does it all the time on Instagram that was just known sway the remix God yeah I knew somebody was going to do something too so when those two Carl and Steve did it I was like great but I also thought that was the end of it it was them who was like hey what about making this into another song into a real song yep and so I was like oh God I don't want to be taken advantage of I don't know these people I don't know the music industry like that oh you were you were unsure very unsure so what made you do it anyway so I sat there your book hurry up same book do that [ __ ] well no and I sat and thought about it and I said okay Angel write the verse now before you even talk to them and then I waited a day and then I hit them up and I said let's talk over Zoom their energy was good we figured out what the split would be if we did the song and they sent me the music I recorded the rest of the song in my house in my bedroom and then from there it really blew up though 2520s really took the song over they'll do it they were the ones most black people didn't know that there was a full song yeah they're the ones streaming the full song we had over seven million streams seven million streams the song did not get released until May 31st we're not at the end of July we're not out of July yet it hasn't been a full two months can you pause and who wouldn't serve a god like this come on and I mean legit artists in the sense of music was their desire and something they choose to try and Achieve right every day they're trying to make it and I don't mean that to to lower what you are but you music wasn't like I'm gonna wake up and make music right who ain't came close to seven million streams on any song they've ever released yes you have seven million streams on what would and after we call this a throwaway Line This was just a throwaway joke like became a song that's been streamed seven million times and that's just on Spotify right or is that just on Spotify just on Spotify only seven million only seven million so on six different Spotify editorial playlists people usually and that's a hard thing Joshy was telling us before that's not either you know somebody it's huge or you're paying somebody or or it's algorithm based or completely out of anybody's control Chad GPT putting it in there you go we don't like them though not only that 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meal enjoy fresh flavor-packed meals deliver right to your door just ready in two minutes no prep No Mess head to factormeals.com sk50 and use code sk50 to get 50 off that's code sk50 at factor meals.com sk50 to get 50 off now back to the show so so many things that happen a television show can't say which one is doing a sync license to put it in tell us another seat also that is another stream of income that musicians like strive to get very good money from what I've here and we are there and uh not only that I'm now assigned to a record label that is not something I saw happening this is in like less than 60 days less than 60 days I've been signed to a record label I have been interviewed by big big Rolling Stone wasn't it you enrolling Stone did Rolling Stones did New York Times just did another one today um so the music video was something that uh we have been wanting to do I wanted to still feel like me uh and a lot of people still hadn't attached my voice to the song and I was just so happy that I was able to have so many of my friends be a part of it um because I still feel like it's on I still feel like the song is very on brand for myself and I I said to myself when I started down this path I was going to go through any door the Lord opened for me yeah come on I was getting I was having an identity crisis about it identity I was because I was like wait I'm not a rap like these other these girls are rappers I'm not what would a white man do [ __ ] that's why I'm through these toys a white man would be like what I've been meaning to do this my whole life this is all I ever wanted to do I was like what is that supposed I was like who am I like you know these girls be rapping and I'm like I'm a mommy I'm 43 these girls are the girls that we talk about now they're 20 something you know cardi B is on the older end of these women now you know what I'm saying so it's like oh God people are gonna be like what is this mama doing up here she had a whole identity crisis got really nervous still about being taken advantage of I luckily even think about it like it at one time it had me in tears because I was really like it's too much like we were having meetings with record labels all the time while I was killing them meetings because the [ __ ] shows up right afterwards I was like I don't understand what Lord but I have faith that God was you know I have the right people um I have people that were not about to let nobody take advantage of me you'll be taking advantage of people somebody's getting taken advantage of come on and then I also had my husband champion this and he was like babe just you who cares you 43 yeah get out there and talk about put it in your puss come on get it go um and I had faith that you know as I saw the song I Saw the worst in the song and I knew that it would find the right home I said I'm not about to fall for these the smoking mirrors you you know telling me all these good things about myself I know I'm the [ __ ] I know I did something that was very difficult to pull off very easy you're an interesting plant though listen the only mistake I think you made in all of this and you're my friend so I gotta be honest you didn't go with pebbles you would have had a RAV4 she passed on the song she said this ain't going nowhere that was what I had and I'm talking about not a new RAV4 a 94. 00 I even was getting like feeling some type of way because people kept trying to pin me against the the preacher lady I think we handled that amazing by the way oh thank you I love how you didn't let that become the narrative the story because it really wasn't that and and you could have easily got dragged into that and stuff and people kind of can can do that people still do they're like so are you gonna give her credit are you gonna give her money I have given this woman credit for inspiring what I did shut up about everything else that you don't know nothing about shut it up I'm agreeing with you silently because when when I go too hard on white women you and Josh always be like all right but like and me and her have a very cordial rapport so it's not like this I I don't like when people try to cause a rift that probably bothered me more than anything I was like oh stop yeah and I was like why are you what dog do you have in a fight that's not happening right so anyways music video was just a culmination of a lot of stuff I can't tell y'all anything else that's happening but know that what Margarita is not done you shouldn't end this until you are selling a margarita mix and your own tequila that's in the shape of a braid margarita twist out outside of like the packing issues black women will be like they give me that [ __ ] margarita mix come on you had [ __ ] meter mix niggerita mix it's the best I actually made a video I ain't posted it yet but there was a margarita that had chicken and waffles on the side and my first line was like this ain't the one Margarita Angel was talking about however if uh then people had broke their relationship with Diddy Diablo or something Diego whoever was the distributor behind syrac in De Leon sneak in say listen I don't know what I'm about no did it but y'all get this one margarita mix with the tequila hit up Dwayne The Rock Johnson I already got about tequila company get your tequila coming to get your mix yeah put it in there make mixers and it's really good sell some lube so when you go to Five margaritas and you're taking it up his butt it come with the lube condom margarita mix bring your own tequila By Angels tequila it's the whole Margarita family you take care of the whole night get the sex stuff in there dildos he's getting pegged Lube condom Peg boom yeah that's how the fifth Margarita is he's gonna put it in your bum you didn't know that he was getting packed I I mean I never put the the name to the thought yeah after five Margaritas she finds her strength she's doing the section now listen that's why she shut down I'm going straight down oh my God but I thought we talked about it but you know yeah that's what it's about it's about the sexual freedom in the video when you was like actually I'm going to sleep and you had to buy it on that was a shout out to black women because that's really what's gonna happen your wife is going to sleep she's talking all that trash unfortunately on the way home from brunch and she's like you shouldn't have been there you know I'm sorry ah you gotta get it in so anyways please uh watch the video shout out to my beautiful amazing friends Kevin Fredericks and Joshie guns they were in the video the whole Squad was there a lot of this one Amelia Mel and Greg and Liz where Liz was in there even though I don't see her in the I know she's in the footage but you gotta like know exactly where she's yeah cause we was all Dancing Yeah we was dancing at the party Joshua's got his little two-step for all y'all that's why black women love him yeah yeah amazing tacos too on the set you know I'm gonna eat my chicken one oh my God I I took a bite I said this is Juicy it was good I liked it so yeah thank you guys so much thank you uh angel wings thank you stage crew for uh uh like just even being into the insanity that is Angel that people like you just really made it up I make up songs all the time his name is [Applause] because I didn't release it and I did actually work on the track but I was confused music you want to go solos all this time I was like man album y'all album and then y'all was like nah man now and then you was like solo solos how you go Beyonce before we even do Destiny's Child I hate you I saw Beyonce in concert but I hit you oh oh what was that gee every time I've seen her I have left inspired because her her stage Show You Can Tell She's like I'm about to kill y'all but you tell us because we ain't been she ain't come to the West yet yeah she was in Kentucky when you seen it I saw her in Louisville Kentucky shout out to all of you Louisville who stopped me talk to me to pictures with me it's lovely to meet you uh there was people who asked about you all as well while I was there anywho anyway this the way I would encapsulate this evening it was about vocals and connecting with the audience and I've seen Beyonce live and in concert I want to say at least five times maybe six and then I've bought every single last one of when she used to release the DVD of the of her Taurus I've bought all of those so I have studied the way this woman performs I would say there's definitely been a surgery or an injury he's throwing back on the dancing I mean dialed it all the way to she's still dancing I heard she like broke her foot or something that's what like this is Beyonce has never had people help her down the steps when she's dancing almost every time she went down the step somebody had her hand but they worked into the show yeah like she was still sexy killing it performing but like I was like you know Beyonce oh run down some steps she she was giving us Tina Turner inspired performances all of the performances before this tour Renaissance but what she couldn't do in physical movement she gave us in vocals that woman sang down the mic was hot and she also I know most people probably were thinking it was just going to be Renaissance songs and y'all already know this y'all should already know what the like the songs are saying on the whole show was on online the first day when she was like Switzerland or wherever I feel like the song selections were for her true friends fans excuse me I was like uh-huh I see all your little young white folk not knowing this song that's number seven on that album that's that deep cut yeah I know you don't care too much she started off with that she opened for herself that's crazy like literally she did a set that was way more like toned down and almost felt like a like you a lounge it felt so intimate the background singers were barely moving there was no dancers on the stage dang and then she finished that in the Renaissance tour show started I'm gonna Open The Act and the headliner that's what I'm saying that's Big O's so she was great I want her to get a Vegas residency I think she'll eventually I'm sure and Bruno Mars I don't I don't remember Vegas residencies being something to be proud of for a while and I think I don't know if Britney Spears got one or Celine Dion but somewhere along the way it used to be for older artists like once you've done everything you could do right before you go out to pasture to get shot yeah wow or you're Donnie and Marie Osmond usually like [ __ ] we've been in Vegas for 38 years I don't even know how to get anywhere else I don't know how to get out of here but now Adele is there ushers revitalized his career and I don't think he I don't I don't mean Revitalize like it wasn't going down but his Vegas residency is one of the best shows I've ever seen Festival shows again yes yeah Bruno Mars and Anderson pack was a great time Beyonce tone it down sit up in that Vegas do 50 shows I went to Vegas last week and this orb is there now the sphere yeah I see a video of it I go to Vegas all the time never remember seeing this thing be built right at all so people start putting videos like [ __ ] what this is like a space this thing is humongous guess who's opening 25 shows YouTube wow because all those downloads that they force upon us really the first thing that I thought I'll never let that go they are like we gonna open this show with 25 shows the amount of money they gonna get is wait so here's a performance center yes massive waste of money inside it's full of LED screens as well so they're like you're gonna do 360 degree immersive concerts with all these led shows too but if Beyonce performed there I pull up sick I'd be sick with it yeah I think the the Vegas residencies I think became something that made sense people are traveling out to see Usher he don't have to go nowhere the set don't have to be rebuilt so that's less that's less money or expenses that he has to spend it's the best as a performer it's the best of everything and you're taking out the two big the two biggest problem the biggest one is travel come on and the second biggest one is production is production they set the stage up the stage is up it stayed away this thing comes with it every night Josh George Wallace had a Vegas residency for like I don't know 50 years he performed one time at 10 o'clock every night he stayed in the penthouse at the hotel he performed at he said I stayed in my room all day watching TV and movies came down did a show at 10 o'clock for hour hour 15 went back to my room was off work by 11 30. catering covered all the rooms it would be the size of a house angel I would be I would be sitting in both of these seats simultaneously I saw Sean Stockman in the Burbank Airport one time I said hey man love your work because you know I'd be saying that he was like man the Vegas residency is the best thing they had a residency at the time he's like I leave from home in LA on Thursday morning I come back Sunday morning perform Thursday night Friday night Saturday night it's a 45 minute flight Angel are you ready I would perform 98 years old 48 minutes I might move to Vegas give me that residency put me up at the wind I can see you definitely loving that what what and just and doing the same set every night you come same jokes every night the ticket price was the same what jokes is going to be the same y'all shouldn't have came back it ain't changed until three years that's yeah that's that's crazy that is utterly crazy that does so I think I I think while at one point in time like you said it was not a thing it was like you saying you were retiring forever when you did a Vegas show yes I think like somebody and you were washed yeah then it was like you couldn't you couldn't make it on the road so you needed the tourism of Vegas to be what got people in the seats yep but now people are willing they'll get on the plane and be like I'm not coming this I cannot wait to see Usher but I want to have the seats where he comes to sing to the people I almost took Melissa for her birthday but I was like I don't need that if he sang to Melissa I would have milked the moment forever but I could not get I had a show that night oh you couldn't go I get what you said I was trying to find that ticket I would have been like seeing her yeah get her I need it for the rest of one Margarita he'd been like there goes my give me one there's goes my margarita you know what my favorite Usher song is I'm gonna sing it and then we're gonna do this bracket because we're we're doing an ever game video today this is my fourth podcast uh this is my favorite extra song yeah I'm gonna get it oh I got tea oh okay so this is my favorite Usher song I'm not gonna sing it all but I freaking love this song oh No No after after I'm about to get it right now oh in the group chat this [ __ ] Usher did not need to do all this he didn't do this on this on the thing that song is Beautiful [Music] Kevin he didn't do it all in one you need another state [Music] sing Usher Raymond [Music] all right his voice is just so Crystal Clear [Music] the bridge on this song is stupid his boy oh God his voice gives me chills it's amazing so beautiful you and him are the same age no he might be 45. I'm supposed to say I think he's a little older than me 44. yeah [Music] again [Music] my head [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] no one else [Music] [Applause] [Music] nothing baby never change I'm Your Man [Music] all right base bracket here are the rules there's a thousand pound catch weight there's weight classes in all Combat Sports and this is no different levels the playing field sum for instance a wolf has no chance first align one-on-one but if we have 10 100 pound wolves versus four 250 pound Lions now we got ourselves a fight here's the Beast bracket field in the actual bracket keep in mind the catch weight of a thousand pounds which is why we have one polar bear versus eight hyenas all right so how we do these things with me Angela and Josh we make our case we vote whatever the vote is that's what goes on we're going to start in the Steve Irwin region catch weight of a thousand pounds one bison versus 10 kangaroos what do you think wins angel I'm always gonna go over multitude for the most part so them kangaroos is about that have you seen their Italians have you seen their uh have you seen them I've seen Italians what they do kangaroos I didn't know this about kangaroos they like to grab you and they kick you with the claws I saw a good documentary called Kangaroo Jack and it's got they got the pouches so you don't even know what they might have on them they might have another one in there it could be ten could be twenty could be a blicky could be a blicky on it it is definitely oblique they got them and they got them muscles you see how small they look in their shoulders stroke they'll look like the grip kangaroos that just got out yeah are actually terrifying but one bison let him get a full head of steam he won't he only gonna get one unless they all standing in the line okay was they don't look smart but I think they might be smarter than that no man so what y'all saying King kangaroo I'm big rude on Steve Irwin's grave [ __ ] big Roo over here all right next up is four uh uh I'm sorry that's the bracket number four 20 Pit Bulls versus one water buffalo oh it's a wrap it's a wraparoni I believe what y'all saying pit bulls pit bulls easy water buffalo gonna be like if there's no water I don't have no powers especially a Red Zone pit the ones that you know you can't rehabilitate the red was it red zone is blackout yeah the one oh y'all watch the dog whisper you said Red Zone oh Cesar Milan yeah he's got a really good podcast he's amazing it's just so some pit bulls yes they have been bred to fight with bread to be aggressive some of them you can rehabilitate because that's not really what their nature has to be there are some that are just you they're not able to break that from them those are ones and these are the ones yeah you get do you get them I got it the other thing about people is they be locking on now he might get a couple of them pit bulls I don't know if he getting 20 of them ripples are strong man with red nose okay well maybe it's Red Nose I thought Caesar was saying Red Zone that entire time and still gonna be right there but but adjacent to whatever the thing is the entire time I thought he was saying Red Zone because I thought the Reps on us for this 20 yard line to the end zone I thought Red Zone you don't go in there because they gonna kill you I heard a blue nose pits but I was like I don't know Red Zone pizza but I'll be quiet because I don't know had nothing to do with it so the Red Zone [ __ ] don't get on that 20-yard line gonna be no feel those [ __ ] touchdowns only on the red zones it knows I am astonished like a Red Zone all right so you and Josh are saying Pitbull it is Red Zone thank you my husband's watching yo red nose is a breed of Pit Bull Red Zone is the behavior got it they reached the Red Zone like oh I see is blood I was like I could have sworn that's what Caesar Millan was saying Marx is a pitbull ologist so he actually knows you know we keep up yeah red zones understanding a red zones off that is that is the case a Red Zone dog is a dog who have acted very aggressively towards people or other dogs what we really need is not pit bulls we need a hundred of the pit bulls the singer because he'll be in the fire in the water buffalo will be there he'll be like we just throw a bunch of hush puppies out that'll take care of them every time with some pink sauce I want to see a hundred pit bull the rappers trying to dance he'll trick the water buffalo he'll be like ah man I don't know how to kill you man dollar ah you got me again all right so y'all are both saying pitbulls uh yeah Red Zone knows all right the next is 25 Honey Badgers versus six warthogs I need to see intimidation factor it's the sixth seed how many what how many uh 25 warthogs I'm sorry warthogs ain't uh Pumbaa no they are aggressive and scary they got and this and the little Tusk is real oh yeah ain't no Lion King they they out here gonna kill you for real yeah and they they on Simba's Mufasa's grave and they move very crazy Marcus said he is really into this he said nothing beats one honey badger what is a honey badger now I know uh Tehran Matthews him like no guys yeah honey badgers are notoriously hard to kill they supposed to be crazy they'd be like nah man I ain't gonna die they're like the roaches of the badger world I don't know and they're super strong they small though honey badgers are soft the honey badger is exceptionally tough thick and loose High specifically evolved to defend it against biting clawing and stinging six millimeter thick skin what are they stinging with oh it's like it's like Rawhide African porcupine quills can rarely penetrate a honey badger skin put some respect on them honey badgers cause on LSU Lions honey badgers fight lines six warthogs I don't know man I'll be going I might be going honey badgers why is this I think we won honey badgers y'all warthog versus Honey Badger I'm looking at these warthogs now oh they're fast they're they're like they're like sleeper fast they are I'm going I'm going honey badgers y'all what you going Angel it's up to you Josh I'm going for the hog man I'm out all right eight hyenas versus five bucks oh hyenas I don't like the word Buck it's very racist thing about our bucks uh hyenas are violent butts are like deers hyenas yeah crazy now hyena the fact that I could because of its it is uh use in slavery I really did not know what that animal looked like but they got the horns though Angel yeah hyenas while one hyena they first of all hyenas are crafty they put a plan and they'd be laughing that's why a scar got with them because he was like y'all be happy and what they do to him yeah they and they killed him and then it went dark on him period they didn't show you but it was implied so they'll put one hyena in front of the book how many Bucks is it five bucks five 200 pound bucks are they knocking they're not nothing they might be bucket that's so good that was so good yeah we do this for a living man are the Bucks because if they're not nothing then they're definitely not bucking they're not knocking and bucking they're not ready to fight I don't think so they're not bucking uh but I'm not ready to fight I don't know I don't know if they're ready to fight yeah I feel like they don't they just be sitting down eating grass they do and they're gonna be turned into grass by them hyenas are always action up sorry y'all hyenas are moving on all right the Big Boy region one uh the one seed is two 500 pound Tigers versus the eight seed which is five two hundred pound humans because we would be scared and we ain't gonna shoot right here all humans bring to this fight game is guns and if you don't have that right guns and sickness and poisoning water if we're just punching guys Joe Exotic no because I just got stuff since I gotta figure out I posted up in jail he was posted up Lord Jesus I feel as though unless we can build a cage really fast not if you need to attackers one sleepy tiger we're a rat by the way I was watching chimp Empire on uh Netflix over Fourth of July I didn't know chimps killed and ate monkeys monkeys are soft man they're tiny they're getting waxed what did I not know about chimps are there not enough bananas in the world they out here no [ __ ] I'm gonna kill you Michael Jackson's little monkey bubbles food [ __ ] yeah I tried to rent a monkey from one of Marcus's birthdays first it's Friday I tried to get a cat like a some sort of exotic cat and then I was like monkeys and I found somebody that was gonna let me rent a monkey on Craigslist and then when I saw the price I said oh these monkeys gotta be dead chimps are uh they be jumping each other they be killing others Blood In Blood Out they got it was the Western Champs versus the central chimps Snicker Jackson was the leader no Chin politics serious business they'd be like bro don't be over here by yourself it could be whatever and then [ __ ] came by himself and monkeys like see [ __ ] he ate my cousin be over there all right so uh two Tigers wins next up is 50 Tasmanian devils versus 25 Bobcats [Music] how many tasmanians 50. oh let me see how these look like in real life because I don't know much about them but like I only never really seen a real one oh man they look crazy all the pictures they're not doing this they so little though Bobcats are big being a bobcat when I was hiking that's why I don't work out no more we saw bobcat in our backyard Tasmanian devils are shy and timid and not dangerous to people they're out our we had a bobcat in our backyard and that [ __ ] looked like it was on steroids and it had the nerve to stop and look at my husband I don't like big cats are big cats or maybe known to kill I still remember that one that one if that was moving like that I'll kill you down here by my baby he was walking on his back feet I think what move is that uh he was doing that uh what's that uh he was doing Gangnam Style I was like no [ __ ] you're doing line dances and you're scaring me somebody to the Wildcat noise [Laughter] make money for this yes I'm here for it all right so what do y'all saying Bobcats Bobcats Bobcat okay now we have now this is my sleeper pick 20 African wild dogs versus eight cassowaries now you might not know what a cassowary is because I didn't know I didn't even know what I was reading I didn't know but you can wear it I didn't know what a cassowary was I was like [ __ ] what is this a cassowary is like the most dangerous bird on the planet they're descendants of Velociraptors oh they're huge they're like crazy aggressive uh that bird is out is insane Castle wearing Castle they're the sentence of of uh Velociraptors yeah you can see it in their face I've never seen this bird before this I've never heard I wouldn't want to but wild dogs from Africa I feel like African animals they be out in the tundra in the planes they be gotta be more violent uh and 20 I don't know if uh cassowaries are are flightless but I'm taking wild dogs dogs be crazy I'm just not gonna bet against Africa period so that's the reason why I'm gonna go with wild dogs plus the African wild dogs have the African angels that are wasn't there yeah African angels will be there with the African dogs these African dogs their ears they're huge they're like satellites they could probably pick you up from a quarter mile and you know you seriously the African wild dogs are two clicks out and wild dogs are bigger than regular dogs these are ugly 50 pounds all right the end of this bracket made a mistake on them one polar bear versus a hundred house cats now before y'all vote polar bear let me tell you what animal on this list ain't scared of nobody and done smacked every animal on here house cats house cats have slapped Tigers seals snakes dogs other cats house cats are not afraid of anything or anybody and a hundred is a lot they are afraid of aluminum full they're afraid of water outside of foil other animals cats hold on they're afraid of water which is surrounded they're afraid of things yes other animals they will give it a cat they are scared fighting mechanism hey and if you can't tussle with them if you could just bite them and pick them up they ain't got no other strategy but it's a lot of house cats how many 100 that polar bear about to take all of them out it is yeah first of all he could knock a couple away and knock them out it'd be different if you said wild wild outdoor cats a house cat they are bougie house cats got heart though they got hard little kids I used to have two cats kizzy and um kizzy and mittens and mittens used to bring us dead birds and mice from outside all the time as gifts they didn't bring you no cassowary I know that no hell no it didn't bring us no cassowary or no African wild dog these God made a mistakes this must have been right before the right before he rested he was just like wow dog he was like here because these are the ugliest things I've ever seen they're uglier than hyenas all right other side of the bracket this is the DMX region two 500 pound grizzly bears or eight the eight seed 200 rats uh rats are vicious do they have rabies no rabies oh I'm going Bears yeah because even if if they had rabies they'd be a little bit more lethal with like once the rabies sat in especially if that bear was on cocaine like it was and cocaine yeah that's that's it man now don't underestimate rats they're small dogs in New York they'd be not they'd be ready to go for whatever and it's a lot if they are attacking you at once they're all over you bears bear is good with this but can a bear do this you right Becky this that's what I'm saying but they on his back he will use the he would use the tree he'd just roll on them and they'd be dead can a bear even reach this part of his back have you ever seen a bear go like this they can't like working and go like let's say are you a bear because you barely did it there you go I almost got a scare for a minute I was about to say you need to stop doing it with that bad shoulder which burrow are the rats from New York which one Brooklyn the Bronx half from Bronx from Brooklyn and they and they each got a point contrast they might be Marcus said rats can buy through 22 gauge metal Marcus is in there he's fully invested in this first of all this is his [ __ ] right here he loves some animal stuff we can sit and watch National Geographic and watch the like deadliest whatever and see who they gonna announce as the deadliest animal of something you'll be in I'm gonna be in there with him too right you could cook up something poisonous he's already married too though like Ratatouille I love it Josh anyone can cook man I love it I love it Josh so I'm saying the grizzly I'm saying the rats what are y'all saying oh I'm gonna go bear man I you made a good point about the bear and not being able to reach and we have talked about this rats can bite through metal so they can bite through that I'm set alert also it's two Grizzlies I I was only thinking of one they might work together like all right I can't grab my back when you turn around you turn around I think better with an animal that's a little bit bigger I think the smallness confuse them yeah it's gonna make it difficult that's a lot of rats yeah it is but it's a bear bears ain't going down a little bite ain't gonna put a bear away a lot of bikes ain't gonna put a bear away yeah yeah pause Hannah said rats will eat their eyes I think we're saying raxton yeah all right a hundred mongooses versus five Rams okay let me look at them Mongoose be they be fighting snakes Ricky Ticky Toby was uh a story about a snake and a mongoose five Rams cram is this the 2021 Rams or come on this is the ones with Odell Beckham Jr this obj before the trailer this is obj Rams how many Rams five and how many miles and a hundred mongooses put on the geese come on geeses why won't they give me how you spell Ram just regular all right all right they keep getting me trucks that we're having that same problem Google's like the the ram animal is not paying us to be in the search but but Dodge is yeah it's only it's main fighting mechanism is being able to push something at it's pretty much at its height it's not gonna It's Gonna Knock itself out if it crams just into the floor and maybe crime in other Rams Rams even carnivores though now there's they're um yeah they'll be eating grass monkeys are carnivores I might they fight snakes and they ain't afraid all right 25 Wolverines the animals or 50 raccoons Annette I'm glad you Professor X president I was like no Wolverine's taking whoever you got I said honey uh uh women it said how many Wolverines 25 let me look at what they look like of course they okay oh God joke you ain't looked at some of these animals oh my goodness what it was uh 50 raccoons praise God y'all Wolverines are taking out my foods are soft all they do is stand up when you get close to them raccoons got they they don't they got that opposing thumb s with those they could use a gun oh no raccoons their biggest thing is like rabies and stuff but just straight up fighting I don't think they got no smoke for no Wolverine Wolverines can get up to 55 pounds it looked like it yeah so Wolverines and they can run 30 miles per hour oh yeah it's a wrap all right next is three silverback gorillas versus 200 roosters three silverback gorillas then roosters is going to be Kentucky Fried Chicken the gorillas is gorillas they get up they would just sit and bite their heads off and have a blast all right pigeon man from Hannah Arnold region four Lions versus eight or I'm sorry four Lions versus 50 foxes okay we know the answer next up wolves tin wolves versus wolves huh [Music] ten wolves versus five mountain lions I'll ten freaking Lions mountain lions are terrifying man they really are you might as well say a actual lion but but see wolves they be thinking together and they know where they came from they don't say we was dogs dogs say we was wolves right what do mountain lions say or the big cats we are cats nah wolves gonna be like nah brother we ain't gonna go out like that we was wolves we is wolves wolves are big too them mountain lions is killing every single last one of them oh mountains can't do that that's why the Bull's gonna be so loud about where they are Valentines be like I know where that [ __ ] is I'm about to kill him right now animals got to get some fun I'm saying wolves you're saying mountain lions Joshua decider mountains I don't know anything okay all right 67 Golden Eagles versus four Gators okay I mean 67 is just a funny number Eagles I don't think wow how many crocodiles how many 67 Eagles versus four Gators four Gators for alligators they don't have good uh they have good close down strength they don't have good open mouth string I want to say yeah because the the the birds can keep flying up yeah the alligator's stuck why are you adding these letters to this how many what is the word Allen no Italians so it's talents all right so many new things today talents do the chickens have large talents that's how I remember it from Napoleon Dynamite last one in this round eight Jaguars versus ten chimps this is easy I seen a major video where a Jaguar pulled a crocodile out of the water by itself one-on-one and I just saw chimp Empire they was not they was beating up monkeys and other chips that was not beat up Jaguar but they'll get a gun and shoot it they don't have no guns all right speed round for the rest because we gotta go quick kangaroos pit bulls go okay okay y'all be okay cool all right warthogs versus hyenas go saying hyenas oh yeah hyenas I guess all right two tigers versus 25 Bobcats oh snap that's a hard one that is a hard one that's cattle cat crime Bobcats are gonna win Bobcats are gonna win it's just a sheer amount of them it's a cat against cat muscular cat of course a bunch of Bob Lions Bob what do we Bobcats are going on Bob lines they're just running out of steel she's just throwing up I am I have been working here this morning uh they're gonna be a couple of bobcats that's gonna die okay but they gonna win the battle all right wild dogs versus polar bears one polar bear versus 20 wild dogs dogs the African Wild Dogs Got Claws the African wild dogs right yes I'll get them them African them Africans is going I'm saying polar bears Josh it's up to you damn he's like I was hoping you would forget um 25. those stocks 20. pennies 20 wild dogs versus one polar bear wild dogs one polar bear that's polar bear might not even know what hit him yeah they coming in in which who's got who's got a home court advantage yeah if it was a panda bear rats versus monkeys is 200 rats versus 100 manges the monkeys are the birds that look ugly no that means they look kind of like the mongooses uh they fight the snakes they big and ugly hold on they're not big what's the number account again a hundred mongeases versus 200 rats damn I guess plural would be REITs that's a two to one ratio oh and the rats are much better when they it's 200 on one or two but 201 that's two Rats of each mongies but these monkeys are vicious they are monkeys is crazy they fight snakes I'm going monkeys I think the monkeys can uh and they're fast and they're fast oh hell yeah all right 25 wolverines versus three silverback gorillas Dangs I'm saying gorillas on glorilla Hallelujah the Wolverine's about to kill only two gorillas three 3 and 25 and 25 Wolverines gorillas they're actually smack smack climb climb you thought you had me punch punch climb climb uh I feel like I need to call my husband wolverine animal let me look at that one more time three Geralds Wolverines it's up to you Joshua Wolverines Wolverines Oh Marcus said Mongoose HUD rats see there you go bang bang all right four Lions versus five mountain lions four Lions versus five the Lions regular lions Eagles versus Jaguars Jaguars get Eagles out of here Jag Waggles all right we're almost done the elite eight kangaroos which is 10 versus 8 hyenas um I think based on numbers I'm still gonna have to go with the kangaroo I'm going hyenas man hyenas are two seed they go fight lions yeah but they think that they they only got um their mouth but it's eight on kangaroos gotta catch in they got hands and feet already jumped voted all right Bobcats versus wild dogs 20 wild dogs and 25 Bobcats my cats is killing them ugly ass dogs that's what that thing is doing wild dogs for me the motherland I don't I'll never pick a dog over a cat that's true and they're big cats too these big fat cats those cats are crazy man I'm gonna go the cats going cats all right mom geese a hundred mongeats versus 25 wolverines wolverines man come on get these monkeys out of here they're not making it to the final four yeah Wolverine what you say angel yeah the same all right four Lions versus eight Jaguars them lines is still but they I think the Lions Them [ __ ] Ain't the king of the jungle hearsay ain't Jaguars in King of the Jungle they're the king of sports cars yeah Lions ain't got no sports car because we kill for real they make a really nice one I've seen a emerald one oh man that's for you Final Four kangaroos versus Bobcats wolverines versus Lions what do you got kangaroos versus Bobcats how many how many 10 kangaroos versus 25 Bobcats them kangaroos is dead finally yeah those boxes all right Wolverines you got 25 versus four lions wow I'm I don't I don't see 25 Wolverines beating four lions lions lions are fast they are strong they have Disney marketing behind them you're right you're right Jaguars still ain't got no move because they ain't they ain't enough they do have Jaguar paw which was a great movie and and uh no Lions have DJ Khaled Wolverines are mutants they are but this ain't them so now we got the final the championship is Bobcats versus Lions it is it is uh 25 Bobcats versus four lions the cat versus cat big cat big cat I I would think that this that everybody's gonna be dead in the end of this taking a week off to rest they don't have to do they don't have to keep fighting it's four new lines every time whatever the animal is fighting together that one round the lines in the Bobcats everybody's gonna be dead I'm going Lion of Judah [Laughter] I'm going lines too the Lions have one that here's the thing Jenkins and Jones beats battle bracket thank you guys for indulging us if you're still watching this you don't have nothing else to do either we love y'all we enjoy y'all thank y'all so much for spending time with us amen we'll see you when we see you here [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause]

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