(tires squealing) ♪ ♪ (whooshing) (screeching) (whizzing) (whooshing) (boing) (whizzing) (whooshing) (whizzing) (beeping) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (beeping) (whirring) (whizzing) (screeching) (squeaking) (whooshing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (air horn blows) (whooshing) (smooches) (shoes screeching) (chickens clucking) (chickens squawk) (upbeat banjo music) (crows squawk) (cow moos) (man grunts) (alien groans) ♪ ♪ (boing) (whistling) (screeching) (train horn blowing) (screeching) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (boing) (whistling) (boing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (spits) (whistling) (clanking) (pinball clanking) (mumbling) (whooshing) (giggling) (laughing wildly) (giggles) HYAH! (beeping) (upbeat note) (jackhammer pounding) (cracking) (whistling) (crashing) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (barking
and mumbling continue) (birds tweeting) (alligators growling) (growling, chomping) D'OH! OW, OW! (chomp) WHEW! (beeping) (whirring) (whooshing) (squeaking) (mumbling) (barking) (squeaking) (pop) (whistling) (triumphant music) (whooshing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (whirring) (tires screech) (mumbling) (barking) (phone beeps) HMM. MM. (chuckling) (beeping) (barking) (screaming) (triumphant music) ♪ ♪ (doorbell rings) (door creaks) (aristocratic music playing) ♪ ♪ (pops, sputters) (laughing) (chuckles) (curtains thud) (dance music playing) (humming) doink! (coughing) (straw rustles) HUH? (chuckling) (chuckling) AAH! (broom creaking) crash! (groaning) (light switch clicks) (spotlight buzzing) (banjo music playing) (humming to music) ♪ ♪ (light bulbs shattering) (fire crackling) (whimpering) (blowing) AAH! AAH HA! ding! (groaning) OH! (hook clanks) (straining) screech! (growling) (eyelid snaps) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) sscreech! HUH? UH... (bucket clanks) (muttering) AAH! crash! (groaning) clank! smack! (sobbing) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) (cackling) (shadow cackling) (snaps) (pulleys squeaking) screech! (sobbing) UH-OH. (straining) (canvas creaking) thud! AAH! (panting) (laughing) (humming taunting melody) (laughing) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (paint gurgling) (gasps) RRR! smack! (shouts) thud! (growling) (toilet flushing) AAH! (woman screams) (chuckles) OHHH! OH! (birds tweeting) (growls) (hook clanks) (straining) (laughing) (paint hisses) (paint spraying) (cackling) AH! HA HA! WHOA! WHOA! (paint gurgling) (growling) OH OH! AAH! OHH! (straining) OOH! (crowd oohs and ahhs) (straining) (paint creaking) (straining) (muttering) (applause) (sobbing) (birds chirping) (thud) (thud) (horns honking) (grunts) (laughs) (screams) HMM? (humming) AH! HA-HA! (grunts) (yelps) (electricity crackles) (string trimmer engine turns) (doll cries) (grunts) (screams) (string trimmer engine turns) (lawnmower engine starts) (screaming) (chuckles) (humming) (laughs) (screams) (horns honking) (laughs) (chuckles) (giggling) (laughs) (rumbling) AH! (giggles) (screams) AH! AH! AH! (screams) (grunting) (thud) (coughs) (scoffs) (giggles) (grunts) (laughs) (metal clanging
and machines whirring) (laughs) (screams) (crash) (grunts) (crying) (buzz sawing) (buzz sawing) (laughter) EARTH...
MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO. PRIMORDIAL OOZE
GIVES WAY TO
PRIMITIVE CREATURE. LIFE IS
A DAILY STRUGGLE
TO SURVIVE. (roaring) (buzzing) (chomps) (slurps tongue) (buzzing) EVERYWHERE, PLANT LIFE
AND CREATURES ALIKE EVOLVE. (roaring) AAH! BEHOLD, PRIMITIVE MAN, DESTINED TO RULE THE EARTH. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER, DESTINED FOR COOLNESS. AAH! THE FOOD CHAIN-- A CONSTANT BATTLE OF MAN
OVER HIS ENVIRONMENT. HUH? AAH! (whistling) FOOD IS WHERE YOU FIND IT. (grumbling) AAH! (growling) ONCE HE'S FOUND FOOD, MAN'S QUEST IS TO
GET IT BACK TO HIS CAVE. AAH! BEHOLD, MAN... PERIODICALLY CLEVER. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER... ALWAYS CLEVER. BEHOLD, THE WHEEL. LOOKS LIKE PANTHER
HAS FOUND A WAY
TO GET HIS FOOD HOME. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THE WHEELBARROW
HAS BEEN INVENTED. AH. LOOKS LIKE
PRIMITIVE PANTHER HAS INVENTED THE
FIRST POWERED CART. AAH! IT'S JUST LIKE MAN
TO MAKE THINGS BIGGER... (laughing) YAH! NOT NECESSARILY BETTER. AAH! ANCIENT EARTH PROVIDES
PRIMITIVE MAN WITH ALL
THE FOOD HE CAN EAT... (gasps) (blows raspberry) AS LONG AS HE'S
SMART ENOUGH
TO CATCH IT. (grumbling) IN TIME, PREHISTORIC MAN
BECAME A GREAT FISHERMAN. (roaring loudly) AAH! (shouting) WHAT'S THIS? PRIMITIVE PANTHER
IS LEARNING
HOW TO USE TOOLS. (roaring) (reel whirring) (whistling) (reel whirring) SUCCESS! (laughing) BEHOLD, THE DISCOVERY
OF COMPASSION. (groans) AS USUAL,
PRIMITIVE MAN
IS NOT TO BE OUTDONE. BEHOLD, THE, UM-- I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS. IT WORKED? I MEAN, IT WORKED! (chomps) THE BIGGER THE FISH... AAH! (shouting) THE BIGGER THE FIGHT. BEHOLD, THE ONE
THAT GOT AWAY. GIVEN THE SIZE OF
PRIMITIVE MAN'S BRAIN, IT WILL STILL BE
THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE HE DISCOVERS ART. WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK. (shrieking) WHAT'S THIS? AH... CLEARLY A HIGHER FORM OF ART. (groaning) PRIMITIVE CREATURES
SIMPLY HAD TO DEAL WITH THEIR HARSH
ENVIRONMENTS. A NICE COLD DRINK WOULD
CERTAINLY HIT THE SPOT
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. (slurping) LOOKS LIKE OTHER
PRIMITIVE CREATURES HAVE LEARNED
THE ART OF USING TOOLS. THE QUEST FOR FOOD
IS ALSO THE QUEST FOR DRINK. AAH! THERE, ISN'T THAT REFRESHING? ALL YOU NEED NOW
IS TO GET MORE. YES, PRIMITIVE MAN-- EVER SO... PRIMITIVE. LET'S SEE
HOW PANTHER IS DOING. AH, BRILLIANT! THE DISCOVERY OF FLIGHT! ALL YOU HAVE IS A BONE. BEHOLD, INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE! WELL, LET'S SEE IT WORK. (animal shrieks) LOOKS SAFE ENOUGH. (gulps) BRAVO! MAN HAS VESTED FLIGHT! PRIMITIVE MAN
WILL RULE THE EARTH... OR MAYBE NOT. EVEN THE FOOD CHAIN
HAS A WEAKEST LINK. AAH! THAT'S USING YOUR HEAD. PRIMITIVE PANTHER
WILL SURVIVE THE STONE AGE. I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT PRIMITIVE MAN. (slurps tongue) (gulps) (jazzy Pink Panther
theme song) ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) (rock music) ♪ ♪ (crash) (strumming guitar) (alarm bell) (crash) THE CRUNCH! THE REIGNING AND UNDEFEATED
CHAMPION OF THE WORLD IS OFFERING TO
SURRENDER HIS BELT TO ANYONE WHO CAN
REMAIN STANDING AFTER THREE ROUNDS
OF HIS POWERFUL
PUNITIVE PUNCHES. IS THERE ANYONE
OUT THERE STRONG ENOUGH, COURAGEOUS ENOUGH,
OR CRAZY ENOUGH
TO ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS, WE HAVE A CHALLENGER. (roaring) (crowd cheering) HOW ABOUT
A BIG WELCOME FOR THE FAST, THE FURIOUS PINKRAGEOUS! AND NOW,
THE MINISTER OF MUSCLE. THE KING OF THE RING. THE ABSOLUTELY
UNDEFEATED BARON
OF BODY SLAMS, THE CRUNCH! AND A SPECIAL "WOOF WOOF"
FOR DOG POUND! (grunting) (crowd laughing) GRR! HA HA HA HA! WHOA, LOOK OUT, CHAMP! (crash) HEH HEH,
AND LOOK OUT
SPORTS FANS. (chirping) AND THE ACTION
IS UNDER WAY
HERE IN ROUND ONE. (ding) (grunting) ALL ABOARD FOR
THE CRUNCH TOWN EXPRESS. IT ALWAYS RUNS
ON CRUNCH TIME. WOOT! WOOT! THIS CHALLENGER'S
GOTTA BE THINKING,
"WHY DID I EVER DO THIS, "AND HOW CAN I
GET OUT OF HERE?" (grunting) PINKRAGEOUS
IS STILL ON HIS FEET,
BUT JUST BARELY. CAN HE WITHSTAND
THE CRUNCH'S BLAST
FROM HIS BREATH ASSAULT? FEW HAVE UNDERGONE
THIS HURRICANE OF HOSTILITY AND REMAIN TO
TELL THE TALE. 'RAGEOUS GOES
FOR THE BEAR HUG. NOW IT'S A SUPLEX. AN ARM BAR. THE CHOMP! THIS IS WRESTLING
YOU CAN REALLY
SINK YOUR TEETH INTO. BUT THE CRUNCH
HAS HAD ENOUGH. HE RESPONDS WITH
A PAINFUL PANTHER PULL, A FELINE FRACTURE. 'RAGEOUS IS TAKING
EVERYTHING THE CHAMP'S GOT AND IT LOOKS BAD--OOF! WHAT A MATCH! (ding ding) IT'S BEEN A TOUGH ROUND
FOR PINKRAGEOUS. HE'S A MERE SHADOW
OF THE FIGHTER WHO CAME HERE
LOOKING FOR GLORY. BUT NOW,
WE'RE GOING TO SEE
WHAT HE'S REALLY MADE OF. (crowd cheering) ON TO ROUND TWO. (ding) (groaning) 'RAGEOUS IS UP
AND READY WITH-- OH, NO!
IT'S THE MATADOR! THE CHAMP IS
SEEING RED NOW! I HOPE 'RAGEOUS KNOWS
WHAT HE'S DOING. (growling) OH! NOW, THAT IS GOING
TO LEAVE A MARK. COULD THIS BE? IS IT? YES, IT IS. IT'S THE FLYING
CANNONBALL OF CHAOS! 'RAGEOUS SEEMS DISTRACTED.
OR IS THIS SOME PART
OF HIS MASTER PLAN? OH, THIS IS NOT
GOING TO END GOOD, FOLKS. (alarm going off) WHAT A MOVE! 'RAGEOUS HAS COUNTERED
THE CANNONBALL WITH A
LEVER CHAOS BUSTER AND CRUNCH
HAS FALLEN FOR IT. IT LOOKS LIKE
THE CRUNCH IS DOWN,
FOLKS-- WAY DOWN. ARE CRUNCH'S DAYS
IN THE RING OVER? COULD THIS BE THE END? WAIT! THE CRUNCH IS UP! BUT WHAT IS THIS? TALK ABOUT A FINE DISPLAY
OF SPORTSMANSHIP. 'RAGEOUS IS DOING
EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE SURE
HIS OPPONENT
IS ALL RIGHT. ISN'T THAT NICE? AWW! (smack) IT'S RUMBALICIOUS
ROUND THREE, AND IT'S TIME FOR
THE CRUNCH TO BUST OUT
HIS BADEST MOVES OR HE'LL BE SAYING BYE-BYE
TO THAT BIG OL' BELT. CRUNCH IS WASTING NO TIME KICKING IT IN WITH
THE TERRIBLE TORPEDO TOES. BUT 'RAGEOUS IS READY
AND COUNTERS WITH
THE FLYING FINGER FLICK. OH, THE CORN CRUSHER!
HOLD THE BUTTER, PLEASE! THE STEAMROLLER! OH, THE SOGGY BOTTOM! THE TRACTOR PULL! OH, IT'S THE SODA POP! (gulping) (cheers and applause) THE CHAMP SEEMS
TO BE LOSING HIS FIZZ. HE'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. HE'S DOWN,
BUT WHAT'S THIS? IN A SURPRISE MOVE,
THE CHAMP HAS TAGGED HIS FAITHFUL
AND LOYAL MANAGER, WHO'S READY
TO GO TO TOWN
ON THE CHALLENGER. DOG TOWN, THAT IS. (crowd cheering) (whirling) HE'S SWINGING
LIKE A SCHNAUZER, PUNCHING LIKE A POODLE, AND BOUNCING LIKE A BEAGLE. (boing) HOLD ON, THE CHAMP
AND HIS MANAGER HAVE TAKEN A TIME OUT
TO DISCUSS A LITTLE STRATEGY. (groaning and slapping) IT SEEMS LIKE
THEY HAVE IT
ALL WORKED OUT NOW. AND THE CRUNCH
IS GETTING BACK
INTO THE FRAME. LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMP
IS FINALLY READY
TO END THIS. WITH 'RAGEOUS BACKED
INTO A CORNER, THERE SEEMS TO BE
NO WAY FOR HIM
TO AVOID THE CRUSHING, CRUNCHY BLOWS. HEH HEH. (laughing) GRR... ding! ding! ding! HUH? BUT WAIT,
IT'S ALL OVER! 'RAGEOUS HAS DONE IT. HE'S MADE IT
THREE ROUNDS, AND THAT MEANS
THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE HANDS. (stomping and crying) IT'S THE FIRST TIME
THE CRUNCH HAS EVER
LOST A MATCH. WHAT AN UPSET! PINKRAGEOUS WANTS THAT BELT. AND CRUNCH ISN'T
VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT
AT ALL. REALLY VERY UNHAPPY. HE IS NOT A GOOD LOSER. (screaming and crying) BUT THAT'S THE WAY
THE BODY SLAMS
AND THE CRUNCH CRUMBLES. AND ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, PINKRAGEOUS WILL BE
WEARING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP
BELT TONIGHT. (guitar music) (whimpering) HUH? UGH! (beeping) OOH. (chuckles) (beeps) (alarm blaring) (screaming) (laughing) (alert sounding) (giggles) (whirring) (birds singing) (ship rumbling) WHEW. (giggles) EEH. (beeping) (giggles) (terrified screams) (laughing) (screaming) (gasps) both: OH! AH! HM? (grumbles) HM? (struggles) (glass breaking) HUH? (growls) UH. UH. (giggles) HUH? (suction hissing) AGH! (chuckles) (beeping) (suction hissing) (metal clinks) (evil laugh) WAH-UGH! (stuttered screaming) (giggles) (alert beeping) (nervous chuckle) (screeching noise) (metal crunching) AH, OOH, AH. (cheers and applause) AGH, HM? (whimpers) (panting) (rockets hissing) (cheers and applause) (evil chuckle)
YEAH. AH! (whimpers) (laser whirring) (beeping) (beeps) (cheers and applause) (beeps) (beeps) (beeps) (evil laughter) (clink) (laughing) HM? (beeping) HUH? (whimpers nervously) (electrical crackling) (angelic chorus) (cheers and applause) (moaning) (grumbles) (remote control beeping) (microwave pad beeping) (popcorn popping) (sucking) (sucking) (lightsaber whizzing) (objects shatter) (gulps) (sucking) (electricity crackling) (electricity crackling) (explosion) (cell phone beeps) (dial tone) (muttering) (shuts off cell phone) (doorbell rings) (engine revs, horn honks) (celestial tones) ♪ ♪ (squeaking and muttering) (monkey chatters) (flatulence) (chittering) (shrieks) (item rubbing against package) (triumphant tone) (remote control beeps) (beeping) (engine racing) (tires screech) (vacuum snarling) (vacuum sucking) (remote control beeps) (engine racing) (glass shatters) (remote control beeps) (garage door opening, closing) (crash) (airplane flying overhead) (remote control beeping) (engines blast) (remote control beeps) (plane swooshing) (bike bell rings) (remote control beeps) (growling) (howls) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (werewolf snarls) (remote control
beeping rapidly) (bike bell rings) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (deep bass) (gentle breeze sound) (gale force wind sound) (system shuts off) (articles clattering) (remote control beeps) (monkey chattering) (chair crashes) (chair growling) (remote control beeps) (chair hollers) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (pop) (boing) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) (remote control beeps) WHEW! (handle squeaks) (faucet running) (television playing) (handle squeaking) (channels changing) (water splashing) (handle squeaking) (channels changing) (lasers firing) (droid beeping) (lasers firing) (remote control beeps) (water pouring) (lasers firing) (sipping) (growling) (growling continues) (stomach growls) (indistinct chattering) AHEM. GRR! (bell ringing) (cheers and applause) (bell rings) (whimpers) (laughs) AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (cries) (man speaking indistinctly
over cell phone) (bear growling) (maniacal laughter) (bear growling) AAH! (watch ticking) (engine revving) (laughs) (bell rings) (laughs) (laughing) (stomach growls) HMM. (cheers and applause) (screaming) (stomach growls)
