(dramatic music) ♪ ♪ (cat yowls) (birds chirping) (electronic tone) GREETINGS, AGENT PINK. WE'RE PLEASED YOU'VE
ACCEPTED THIS MOST DANGEROUS
OF SPY MISSIONS. YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT A SPY. PERFECT! THAT MEANS NO ONE
WILL SUSPECT YOU. THIS IS A MISSION
OF VITAL IMPORTANCE. YOU DON'T WANT TO LET
YOUR COUNTRY DOWN, DO YOU? (sparklers whistling) SMASHING NEWS. GLAD TO HAVE YOU
ON BOARD, AGENT PINK. NOW,
SEVERAL BLOCKS AWAY
IS THIS LARGE BUILDING. ATOP THIS BUILDING,
IN AN OFFICE,
IS THIS LARGE SAFE. CONCEALED WITHIN
IS A COMPUTER DISK
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE. YOUR MISSION--
RETRIEVE THIS DISK. NOW THEN,
AGENT PINK, LET'S GET YOU SOME PROPER
SPY WEAR, SHALL WE? NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
A LITTLE TIGHT. ADDITIONALLY,
WE HAVE PREPARED
SEVERAL DEVICES FOR YOU THAT WILL AID YOU
IN YOUR MISSION. BUT YOU MUST NOT
USE THE GADGETS UNTIL YOU
ABSOLUTELY NEED THEM. A FEW MORE ITEMS
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE-- THIS MAN WILL DO
ANYTHING TO STOP YOU. YOU MUST AVOID HIM
AT ALL COSTS. ONCE YOU HAVE
RETRIEVED THE DISK, DELIVER IT TO THIS WOMAN, ONE OF OUR
MOST TRUSTED AGENTS. GOOD LUCK, AGENT PINK. AND BE ALERT.
YOUR ENEMY COULD BE ANYWHERE. (laughs wickedly) WHOA! (grumbles) (click) (footsteps) (electronic beeping) (ghostly moaning) (ghostly moaning) YOUR OPPONENT
MAY USE CLEVER
TRICKS TO FRIGHTEN YOU. YOUR EQUIPMENT
CAN ASSIST YOU, SUCH AS THE ONE
IN YOUR FRONT LEFT POCKET. (ghostly moaning) (grumbles) (beeping) (accelerated beeping) (explosion) (creaking) (thud) (bawking melodically) HMM, THAT'S
A STRANGE-LOOKING BIRD. (mutters) (stomach grumbling) (whimpers) (exclaims) (gobbles angrily) REMEMBER YOUR SPY GEAR. THERE IS A WAY OUT OF
ANY DEAD-END SITUATION,
AGENT PINK. (grumbles) (growls) (whistles) (shouting) (gobbles angrily) YOU NEED ASSISTANCE
REACHING THE TOP FLOOR. FORTUNATELY,
NOT ALL YOUR DEVICES ARE
AS INNOCENT AS THEY APPEAR. LET'S PLAY TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. (grunts) (squeaking) (laughs wickedly) (groans) OH! (whimpers) HMM, THERE'S A TOUGH ONE. GOOD SHOW, AGENT PINK. ONCE YOU HAVE
RETRIEVED THE DISK, YOU WON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
TO MEET YOUR CONTACT. THAT JACKET HARDLY
GOES WITH THOSE SHOES,
DON'T YOU THINK? (laughs) MM? (chuckles) YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! (chuckles) (laughs) (country music) OOH? (groans) (shouting) (titters) LET'S TEACH
THAT VILLAIN ONCE MORE
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A SPY. (mutters) (chuckles wickedly) (exclaims irritably) (shouts) (exclaims) (yowls) (whimpers) GREETINGS, AGENT PINK. YOU BROUGHT THE DISK.
EXCELLENT WORK. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
IT IS TO FIND THIS SONG? (dance music) ♪ ♪ (murmurs) (gasps) (crickets chirping) HMM? (crickets, coughing) HMM? HMM? HMM? HMM? HMM. OH! (yawning) HMM? (grumbling) (humming) AHH! (grunting) OH! (grumbling) (cheers and applause) (metal clank) (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) (grumbling) (cheers and applause) (grumbling) (grunting) (audience gasps) (mumbling) (cheers and applause) (gulp) (cackles) (audience oohs) (audience ahs) (audience gasps) (cheers and applause) (grumbling) HMM. ♪ HMM HMM ♪ HMM? OH! (applause) (cheers and applause) (grunting) (grunting) AH! (grunting) AH! OH! (excited yelping) (audience laughing) AH! AH! (growling) (frightened gasp) (frantic yelping) (coughing) HMM-HMM. HMM-HMM. (gasps) DAH! (growls) DAH! (straining grunt) MM. UH-OH. AH! (audience gasps) (applause) OH. HMM?
UH-OH. (nervous chuckling) (applause) (audience awws) (cheers and applause) UH-OH. AH! AHH! (angered grunt) AH! (crowd cheering) (gargling) (angered grunting) UGH! UGH. (crying and gasping) (chattering) AAH! AAH! (laughs) (hoofbeats approaching) (horse whinnies) (grumbles) (giggling) (grumbles) (whistle blows, echoes) (laughs) (whistle blows) (laughs) (laughing) HEY. HUH? HEY! (grumbles) (gasps) AAH! OOF. HUH? (laughing) (laughing) (whistles) (horn blows) (laughing) HUH? AAH! (birds chirping) (laughing) (laughing) AAH! AAH! (laughs) AH! MWAH. (laughs) AAH! (whistles) AAH! WHOA! (laughs) UGH. (party horns blow) (techno Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (film reel rolling) (vaudeville upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (claps) (soft fluttering noise) (slaps) (film reel rolling) (vaudeville upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (trumpeting laughter) SHH! SH. (trumpeting laughter) (vaudeville music) ♪ ♪ (grumbles) MM! MM. (laughing) (trumpeting laugh) (laughing) (trumpeting laugh) (laughing) SHH! (trumpeting laughter) (growls) (slapping noises) (trumpeting laughter) (vaudeville music) ♪ ♪ (loud inhale) (windy blowing) SH. (growls) (grunts) (low grumbling) (vaudeville music) ♪ ♪ (smacks) (thud) (door slams) (upbeat music) MM-HMM,
MM-HMM. (vaudeville music) ♪ ♪ (trumpeting laugh) SH. (trumpeting laugh) (groans)
(struggled fighting) (grumbles) SH. (Pink Panther
theme vaudeville) ♪ ♪ (chomping) SHH! (gulp) (chewing) (vaudeville music) ♪ ♪ (chewing) (growling grumbles) (Pink Panther
theme vaudeville) ♪ ♪ (frustrated grumbles) HM? (groan) HM? (frustrated grumbles) (crashing noise) (birds chirping) (trumpeting laughter) (frustrated grumbles) (birds chirping) (confused grumbles) (frustrated yell) (angry yelling) (bell ringing) (vaudeville music) ♪ ♪ (trumpeting laughter) (woozy calliope) (trumpeting laughter) (crashing noises) (trolley bell ringing) (frustrated grumbles) (vaudeville music) ♪ ♪ (suspenseful music) (boing) (thud) (audience laughing) (cheers and applause) (laughing) (Pink Panther vaudeville) ♪ ♪ (jackhammer hammering) (heavenly music) GOOD MORNING, PINK. HOPE THAT THE DAY
FINDS YOU WELL. HO, HO, IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GOING TO BE
ANOTHER SCORCHER. ICE CREAM? INSPIRED CHOICE, SIR. NOW FINDING YOUR ROUTE. RIGHT. WE'RE OFF, THEN. APPROACHING YOUR
FINAL DESTINATION. YOU HAVE ARRIVED. PINK LEMONADE SHERBET? OH, WHAT AN
EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR. THAT CERTAINLY
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. AH, YES. MY FATHER
WAS A COMPASS, YOU KNOW, AND HE JUST LOVED
PINK LEMONADE. (electricity crackling) (jumbled speech) WHERE AM I,
DEAR BOY? ICE CREAM? OH, DEAR, NO, NO, NO. MY BABY DESERVES
SOMETHING MUCH HEALTHIER. UH, NOW, UH,
LET'S SEE HERE. AH, NOW A
HEALTHY SMOOTHIE WOULD BE JUST THE THING
FOR MY LITTLE POPPET. NOW LET'S BUCKLE UP. YOU CAN NEVER
BE TOO SAFE. OH, JUST LOOK
AT GRANNY'S
LITTLE PRINCE. LET'S GET GOING,
SHALL WE? (tires screeching) (blowing whistle) (tires screeching) HELLO, DEAR. I'D LIKE TO ORDER
AN EXTRA-LARGE RAZZAMAGOGO
OMEGA GAMMA THREE-B
HAPPY TILAPI FIBRO BLASTER, WITH EXTRA BROCCOLI FOAM
TO GO, PLEASE. BOTTOMS UP, DEAR. NOW, ISN'T THAT
SO MUCH BETTER
THAN ICE CREAM? AH, WHAT A LOVELY DAY. AH, THIS DRY HEAT
DOES WONDERS
FOR MY COMPLEXION. DON'T YOU... ICE CREAM?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
BROTHER. (engine revs) WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? TIME TO PUSH IT
TO THE MAX, BROTHER! PEDAL TO THE METAL! (screams) WHOO-HOO! (siren wails) HERE COMES
OUR SHORTCUT, BROTHER. THIS'LL SAVE US LOADS
OF TRAFFIC TIME. TO THE EXTREME! (siren wails) AAH! YEE-HA! WHO NEEDS A HIGHWAY
WHEN WE CAN GO MY WAY? NOW THIS IS MY KIND
OF TRAFFIC. RIGHT TURN COMING UP. HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! (tires screech) I COULD HAVE SWORN
IT WAS AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA,
HEY, HEY. WHOA,
TAKE IT EASY,
BROTHER! HEY, WHOA, WHOA!
UH-OH! (panting) (yawns) (growls, barks) (barking continues) (barking) (whistles) (meows) (triumphant music) MM-HMM. MM-HMM. (bell dings) (jazzy Pink Panther theme) ♪ ONCE UPON A TIME
SO VERY LONG AGO, IN AN ENCHANTED "PINKDOM," NOT THE ONE
THAT YOU KNOW, THERE LIVED MANY
LOVABLE CHARACTERS, THE GREATEST, THE BEST, BUT LITTLE
PINK RIDING HOOD WAS LOVED MUCH MORE
THAN THE REST. HE WAS GOOD,
HE WAS KIND, HE WAS OH, SO SWEET,
BRINGING TREATS TO HIS GRANNY,
WHO WAS NURSING
SORE FEET. HE SKIPPED QUITE A LOT. NO ONE
REALLY KNOWS WHY. LITTLE PINK RIDING HOOD
WAS JUST THAT KIND OF GUY. (woman whistles) THEN THERE'S THE PIGGY
WITH HOUSE MADE OF STRAW, WHOSE EFFORTS
TO THWART HIM MADE BIG,
BAD WOLFY GUFFAW. (wolf howls) BECAUSE THAT
CLEVER OLD WOLF WAS A GARDNER BY TRADE, HE FIRED UP
HIS LEAF-BLOWER, AND PIGGY'S HOUSE
WAS PUREED. THOUGH I DON'T THINK
HE PLANNED IT... HE CRASHED THE HOUSE
MADE OF STICKS, LEAVING THREE
FRIGHTENED PIGS IN A HOUSE MADE
OF BRICKS. WELL, THE WOLF
WASN'T DONE. NO, HE WAS HUNGRY
AND MEAN, AND HE RAN OFF TO FIND
AN EVEN BIGGER MACHINE. A GIGANTIC THING
WITH A HUGE WRECKING BALL, HE'D FRICASSEE
THAT HOUSE. A SIDE OF BACON FOR ALL. "UH-OH" WAS THE THOUGHT
I THINK THAT HE HAD WHEN THE GIGANTIC BALL
CRASHED DOWN ON HIS HEAD. LITTLE PINK RIDING HOOD
WAS WELL ON HIS WAY. NOTHING COULD STOP HIM
FROM GETTING TO GRANNY'S
THIS DAY. (accordion plays) (wolf laughs) BUT WHAT?
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? THAT WOLF IS
UP TO SOMETHING, SOMETHING AWFUL, I FEAR. "THREE BEANS
FOR THE BASKET
I'LL TRADE YOU," HE CROWED. BUT PINK RIDING HOOD
SHOOK HIS HEAD, "NO, NO, NO," SAID BYE-BYE
TO THE WOLF, AND SKIPPED OFF
DOWN THE ROAD. BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
BY NOW. A STRANGE MAN
IN SHORTS SHOWED UP
WITH A COW. BUT STOP.
WAIT A MINUTE. THOSE BEANS
ARE POSSESSED. THAT STALK IS GIGANTIC. I'M REALLY IMPRESSED. MM. BUT GIVEN SOME THOUGHT,
AND IT'S ONLY A HUNCH... I'D RATHER CLEAN UP
AFTER A COW THAN
BE SOMEBODY'S LUNCH. A QUAINT LITTLE COTTAGE. A SLEEPY,
GOLDEN-HAIRED CHILD. I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE,
BUT BEAR WITH ME A WHILE. (stomach growls) THREE BOWLS
FILLED WITH PORRIDGE,
COLD, MEDIUM, AND HOT. THAT HUNGRY PINK RIDING HOOD
PLANNED TO DEVOUR THE LOT. (kettle whistles) (alarm ringing) WE CHANGED UP THE STORY,
GAVE A TWIST TO THE PLOT. THERE'S THINGS GOING ON
THAT WE KIND OF FORGOT. AAH! AAH! SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. THE STORY GETS THICKER. THE WOLF'S
PROBABLY THINKING, "I SHOULD HAVE
LEFT QUICKER!" (screaming, roaring) BUT PINK RIDING HOOD
JUST KEEPS SKIPPING ALONG, UNAWARE THAT THE WOLF
IS STILL COMING ON STRONG. (wolf laughs) HE HIGH-FIVES
HUMPTY DUMPTY AND BIDS HIM FAREWELL, THEN SPENDS JUST A MOMENT
WITH JACK AND JILL
BY THE WELL. BUT DOWN GOES THAT EGG.
HE LANDS WITH A CRASH. (growls) THE KINGS HORSES AND MEN
WANT TO KNOW, "WHO WILL CLEAN UP
THIS TRASH?" "WHAT'S NEXT?"
YOU MIGHT ASK, AND YOU'D BE RIGHT
TO SAY. HASN'T THAT CRAZY OLD WOLF
DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TODAY? SO I'LL FILL YOU IN,
BECAUSE I'VE GOT THIS ITCH... THAT THE ONE THING
WE'RE MISSING IN THIS TALE
IS A WITCH. SHE'S NOT JUST
ANY OLD WITCH. NOPE, SHE'S ONE OF A KIND. AND SHE'S REALLY
VERY UNHAPPY WITH WHAT THE WOLF
LEFT BEHIND. SO SHE HOPS ON HER BROOM,
MAKES A GINGERBREAD MAN... (roars) AND OFF HE GOES RUNNING
JUST AS FAST AS HE CAN. PINK'S VERY HAPPY.
HE'S FINALLY HERE. WITH HIS BASKET OF GOODIES
FOR HIS SWEET GRANNY DEAR. BUT THERE'S
SO MUCH THUNDER
BREWING OUTSIDE. WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN NEXT? KEEP YOUR EYES
OPEN WIDE. 'CAUSE HERE'S
WHERE THE STORY
GETS REALLY QUITE HAIRY. GRANNY ISN'T ACTUALLY
A GRANNY. SHE'S REALLY A FAIRY. THAT WOLF
BETTER WATCH IT. SHE'S GOOD
WITH THAT WAND. WITH A FLICK
OF HER STICK, THAT WOLF
WILL BE GONE. AAH! AAH! SO WHAT LESSON
DO WE LEARN FROM THIS STORY,
MY FRIENDS? IF YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOUR GRANNY, YOU'LL EAT WELL
IN THE END. (wind howling,
leaves rustling) (thunder crashing) (laughing) (panting) (snickering) (dialing phone number) (elevator muzak plays) ♪ ♪ (thunder crashes) (laughing) (doorbell rings) (gobbling noises) (thunder crashes) (cash register ding) (gobbling noises) (liquids bubbling) (chewing noises) (evil laughter) (static sounds) (maniacal laughing) (coughing) (beeping, tapping on machine) (powering up) (glass shattering) AAAH! (explosive noise) AAH! (whirring) (whirring) (whirring) AAH! (whirring) AAH! (whirring) (powering down) (whirring) (whirring) (thunder crashing) (laughing) (growling) (banging) (squeaking) (birds chirping) (laughing) (loud burp) (snickering) (hinges squeaking) (blender whirring) (sizzling, steaming) (laughing) both: (laughing) (sizzling) (sizzling) (blender whirring) (ticking) (suspenseful music) ♪ ♪ (laughing) (crashing, gobbling noises) (birds chirping) (clicking) (laughing) (groaning) (clanging) (beeps) (gobbling noises) (huffs) (pounding) (knocking on glass) (gasps) (beeping) (electrical power noises) (thunder crashing, static) (laughing) (maniacal laughter) (panting) (growling) (loud growling) (angry chatter) (growling) (coins jangling) (hinges squeaking) (helicopter whirring) (bang) (Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (single note rings) (jazzy music plays) ♪ ♪ (jazzy music continues) ♪ ♪ (electric music plays) ♪ ♪ (thuds) (jazzy music continues) ♪ ♪ (struggling) (electric jazz melody) (jazzy duet) ♪ ♪ (electronic music) ♪ ♪ (upbeat jazzy music continues) ♪ ♪ (loud musical blast) AH! (yelling) UMPH! ♪ ♪ (shrieking) OOF! (pounding on glass) AGH! (growls) ♪ ♪ (bagpipes play) ♪ ♪ (bagpipe, accordion duet) ♪ ♪ (Latin music) ♪ ♪ (zills clacking) ♪ ♪ HEE HEE! (laughing) WHOA, WHOA. OH! (snaps) (whistling) ♪ ♪ (chuckling) (whistling continues) ♪ ♪ (Arabic music) ♪ ♪ (snake hisses) ♪ ♪ (musical fanfare) ♪ ♪ (quiets) (taps) (classical music) ♪ ♪ (snakes hissing) (classical music continues) ♪ ♪ AH! (crashes, groans) EH. (whimpering) MM? (clangs) (grumbles) (growls) ♪ ♪ (maniacal laughter) ♪ ♪ (evil laughter) RA-HEY-HEY! (growls) (laughing) (growling) ♪ ♪ (laughing) (evil laughing) (laughs) (grumbles) OH. (laughing) (growls) (evil laughter) (giggles) HUH? (ringing) (mumbles happily) (grunts) (jazzy tune) ♪ ♪ (mouth harp plays) ♪ ♪ (jazzy harmonica) ♪ ♪ (mouth harp and fanfare) (crashing) (spitting) (slow jazzy tune) ♪ ♪
