(Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (air blows) (alarm clock rings) (electric static) (birds chirp) YAHOO! (laughing) (heroic music) ♪ ♪ (machine computes, whirs) (evil chuckles) (maniacal laughter) (alarm rings) (ripping) (crumbling) (cheers and applause) (buzzer sounds) (grumbles) (electric whirring, grumbles) (suction noise) (electric whirring) (grumbles) OH! (chuckles) MM. (evil giggling) OOH, WHOO-HOO! (laughing) (cheers and laughter) (chuckles) (suction noise) (electric whir) HMM? (growls) (whirring) (suction noises) (growls) (beeps) (growls) (coughs politely) HMM? HMM! AH! (splashing) (upset growling) (evil laughing) (suction noises) (electric buzzing) (clicks) HMM, MM, MM. (screaming, whistle blowing) (growling) (growling) (electric static) (grumbling) (giggles) HMM? AH! WHOA, OH! (electronic static) AH! WHOA! (electric guitar jams) ♪ ♪ (whimpers) (cheers and applause) (electric static) (freeze noises) (whirring sputters) AH! (alarm rings) (birds chirp) MM. EH. (water sloshing) (ring ring) (laughing) (birds tweeting) AAH! (washers humming) (squeaking) (fanfare plays) (shouting) chomp! (clinking) (whistling) (mumbling) (whistling) HMM. HMM? HMM?! (growls) slap! MMM! (giggling) MM-HMM! (giggling) YEAH! (giggling) WHOA! (groans) MMM! (mutters) (straining) AAH! AAH! (change clanks) (cash register bell rings) (magnet whistling) (coins clanking) (laughing) (laughing) (giggling) RRR! AH HA HA! (magnet buzzing) (screams) (buzzing) (laughing) (detergent glugging) AH! (cart rumbling) AAH! AAAAAH! RRR! RRR! HEE! (slurps) (frustrated grumble) (detergent glugging) poof! (bubbling) (detergent fizzing) (rumbling) (tires screech) (music tinkling) HMM HMM HMM HMM! (loud bubbling) (machine rumbling) (groans) (glass squeaking) (water dripping) HUH? (laughs) (bottles squeaking) (giggling) thud! HA HA HEY! HA HA HA! AAH! OHH! (wheels screech) (carts zooming) (foot screeching) (giggling) RRR! (carts buzzing) (whistles) (cart zooms) HA HA! HA HA! (coins clanking) AH HA HA! HA HA HA! HMM? (brakes screech) WHOA HO! (crash) (screaming) (giggling) (taunting laughter) OH. UH... AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! (straining) ring ring UH-OH.
AAH! EEE! AAAAH! OOH! OOH!
OOH! EEE! (sobbing) (wind whistling) ♪ ♪ HA HA! POW! POW! POW!
HA HA! POW! POW! POW! POW!
HA HA! POW! POW! POW!
POW! POW! HA HA HA HA HA HA! (clanging noise) (whistles) UHH... HUH HUH HUH... HYAH! AAH! LOOK! (Pink Panther theme plays) ♪ ♪ GRRR... (crashing noise) HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA... (snaps) boom! (booming noises) (teeth chattering) doink! (accordion notes play) (teeth chattering) boing! tink! (muttering) (whimpering) HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE. (popping noise) (wind whistling) (dramatic music) ♪ ♪ AHEM. (motor buzzing) HMM. (growls) HEH HEH HEH.
(smacking noise) (smooches) (gasps) (barking) AAH! (growls) (hammering) (panting) (heavenly chorus sings) AAH! DUUUHHH... MMM-MMM-MMM... AH! (growls) (popping noises) (spitting) (spitting) AAH! (spitting) UNH! UH-OH-UHH-OOH... (choking) (crying) HMM? (popping noises) (hollow clicking noises) AAH! (clicking noises) thock! (birds tweeting) (Pink Panther theme plays) ♪ ♪ (crunches) (snaps) (clanging noise) UHH... AAH! HYAH! HYAH! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH... YEE-HAW! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH... HMM? HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH... AAH! AAAAAAAHH... HYAH! HYAAAAAAAAAH! HMM? AAAAAAHH! doink! (grunts) (laughs nervously) (grunts) boing! AAAAAAHH! AAAA--AAAAAAHH... UNH...UNH! (slurping) (panting) ping! thwop! (cheers and applause) (horn beeping) (muttering) (crowd gasps) (growls) (growls) (spurs jangling) HEH HEH. (growls) (cheers and applause) (growling) HEH HEH HEH. (gunshot noise) (grunting) AAH! (cheers and applause) (sobbing) (cheers and applause) ♪ ♪ (cat yowls) (birds chirping) (electronic tone) GREETINGS, AGENT PINK. WE'RE PLEASED YOU'VE
ACCEPTED THIS MOST DANGEROUS
OF SPY MISSIONS. YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT A SPY. PERFECT! THAT MEANS NO ONE
WILL SUSPECT YOU. THIS IS A MISSION
OF VITAL IMPORTANCE. YOU DON'T WANT TO LET
YOUR COUNTRY DOWN, DO YOU? (sparklers whistling) SMASHING NEWS. GLAD TO HAVE YOU
ON BOARD, AGENT PINK. NOW,
SEVERAL BLOCKS AWAY
IS THIS LARGE BUILDING. ATOP THIS BUILDING,
IN AN OFFICE,
IS THIS LARGE SAFE. CONCEALED WITHIN
IS A COMPUTER DISK
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE. YOUR MISSION--
RETRIEVE THIS DISK. NOW THEN,
AGENT PINK, LET'S GET YOU SOME PROPER
SPY WEAR, SHALL WE? NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
A LITTLE TIGHT. ADDITIONALLY,
WE HAVE PREPARED
SEVERAL DEVICES FOR YOU THAT WILL AID YOU
IN YOUR MISSION. BUT YOU MUST NOT
USE THE GADGETS UNTIL YOU
ABSOLUTELY NEED THEM. A FEW MORE ITEMS
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE-- THIS MAN WILL DO
ANYTHING TO STOP YOU. YOU MUST AVOID HIM
AT ALL COSTS. ONCE YOU HAVE
RETRIEVED THE DISK, DELIVER IT TO THIS WOMAN, ONE OF OUR
MOST TRUSTED AGENTS. GOOD LUCK, AGENT PINK. AND BE ALERT.
YOUR ENEMY COULD BE ANYWHERE. (laughs wickedly) WHOA! (grumbles) (click) (footsteps) (electronic beeping) (ghostly moaning) (ghostly moaning) YOUR OPPONENT
MAY USE CLEVER
TRICKS TO FRIGHTEN YOU. YOUR EQUIPMENT
CAN ASSIST YOU, SUCH AS THE ONE
IN YOUR FRONT LEFT POCKET. (ghostly moaning) (grumbles) (beeping) (accelerated beeping) (explosion) (creaking) (thud) (bawking melodically) HMM, THAT'S
A STRANGE-LOOKING BIRD. (mutters) (stomach grumbling) (whimpers) (exclaims) (gobbles angrily) REMEMBER YOUR SPY GEAR. THERE IS A WAY OUT OF
ANY DEAD-END SITUATION,
AGENT PINK. (grumbles) (growls) (whistles) (shouting) (gobbles angrily) YOU NEED ASSISTANCE
REACHING THE TOP FLOOR. FORTUNATELY,
NOT ALL YOUR DEVICES ARE
AS INNOCENT AS THEY APPEAR. LET'S PLAY TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. (grunts) (squeaking) (laughs wickedly) (groans) OH! (whimpers) HMM, THERE'S A TOUGH ONE. GOOD SHOW, AGENT PINK. ONCE YOU HAVE
RETRIEVED THE DISK, YOU WON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
TO MEET YOUR CONTACT. THAT JACKET HARDLY
GOES WITH THOSE SHOES,
DON'T YOU THINK? (laughs) MM? (chuckles) YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! (chuckles) (laughs) (country music) OOH? (groans) (shouting) (titters) LET'S TEACH
THAT VILLAIN ONCE MORE
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A SPY. (mutters) (chuckles wickedly) (exclaims irritably) (shouts) (exclaims) (yowls) (whimpers) GREETINGS, AGENT PINK. YOU BROUGHT THE DISK.
EXCELLENT WORK. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
IT IS TO FIND THIS SONG? (dance music) ♪ ♪ (splat) (grunts) (growling) (grunts) (gasps) (sighs) (heavy footsteps approaching) (monster roars) (grunting) (groans) (growling) (gulps) (growls) (deep rumble and explosion) (thunder rumbles) (chuckles) (grunts) (accordion plays) (deep rumble and explosion) (gasps) (blows softly) (growls) (dragon roars) (screaming) (horse whinnies) (hooves screeching) (metal grinding) (growls) (horse shivering) (growling) (roars) OOH! OW! OOH! (hammering and metal clanging) (wheels squeaking) (dragon roars) (bicycle bell rings) (whistles victoriously) (roars) (gulps) (mouse squeaks) (screams) (teeth chattering) (screams) (shivering) (growls) (mouse squeaks) (metal clanging) (roars) (cheers and applause) AH! (grunts) (growls) (whistles) (whistles) (whistles) (trumpets) (snap, snap) MM-HMM. AH! (chuckles) OH. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO! MM-MM-MM. UH-HUH. HUH? MM. AH! (telephone rings) UH-HUH, UH-HUH. (muttering in background) (barking) (woof woof woof woof woof) AH! MM. (continues muttering) (wind blowing) (gulp) (continues muttering) (barking) (growls) (barking) (barking) (growls) (humming) MM! HA HA! (barking) (thud) (duck squeaks) (duck squeaks)
(duck squeaks) (humming) (squeak squeak) (chittering laugh) (barking) (angry panting) (roars) (smack) (claws clacking) (crowd cheering) (chittering laugh) (creak) (sniffing) MMM... (distorted) NOOOO! AAH! (screaming, banging) (crashing, yelling continues) (muffled yelling) AAH! (birds chirping) ♪ ♪ SHH! (inhaling slowly) (exhaling) (popping knuckles) (yelps) (whining) (barking) SHH! (whining) (thump) (loud drum music) OH! OH, OH! ♪ ♪ (wood shattering) (crashing) (suction noises, boing) (howling) (grunting) (drumming continues) ♪ ♪ SHH! (growling) (honking) AAH! (drumming continues) ♪ ♪ (music muted) (pounds) (music fainter) (growling) AAH! (drumming) ♪ ♪ SHH. SHH. (padded drumming) ♪ ♪ (crashing noise) (slurps) (claps) (loud static) (electric guitar plays) ♪ ♪ (angry muffled noises) ♪ ♪ (pounding on door) (panting) (inhales, exhales) (grating noise) (loud bass music) ♪ ♪ SHH. ♪ ♪ (growling) SHH! (growling) SHH. (sniffs) (harp music) ♪ ♪ (crashing) (loud whining) ♪ ♪ SHH! (crashing noise) (grumbling) (Latin music) ♪ ♪ (drum music) (guitar chord) (bass strummed) (harp scaled) (bell dings) (helicopter whirring) (chuckling) (loud beeping) (yells, screams) (suction noise) (tinging noise) (cracking sounds) (glass shattering) (grumbling angrily) (high-pitched growl) (angry muttering) SHH! (more angry muttering) (claps hands) (laughs) (sirens blaring) (chuckling) (drumming starts again) (yelping) ♪ ♪ (angry yelling) (panting) ♪ ♪ (car engine starting) (boat horn toots) (plane whirring) (car engine starting) (birds chirping) (inhales, exhales) (loud music) ♪ ♪ AAH! (angry hooting) (whining, hooting) ♪ ♪ (water running) (machine chugging) (tools whirring, pounding) (coughing) (coughing) (breathing rapidly) (coughing) (robotic barking) (gears clanking) (robotic barking) (clears throat) (robotic whirring) (beeping) (beeping) (cheers and applause
on television) OH! (grunts) HMM? MM. (mumbling) (robotic barking) (gears clanking) (whirring) (beeps) (robotic barking) WARNING, WARNING,
WARNING, WARNING. (metal clanging) HMM? WARNING, WARNING. (robotic barking) WARNING, WARNING. WARNING, WARNING. WARNING, WARNING. (robotic barking) (electronic bleeps and bloops) (razor whirring) (robotic barking) WARNING, WARNING. (alarm) (mumbling) (laughing) AH... AH... AH... AH-AAH-AAH-CHOO! (grunting) (groaning)
