Photoshop Instructor Crosses the Line

good afternoon class my name is Professor Wilcox and welcome to photoshoping 101 now a little bit about my qualifications I graduated with a doctorate of photoshoping from Harvard is that a real degree oops I misspoke actually I photoshopped a doctorate degree from Harvard okay so it's the degrees now real why you qualified to teach us I'm the person who photoshop's the Arby's sandwich to look edible whoa he might be overqualified now I would like to introduce your class ta Melvin Jones Thank You professor to begin I thought I would show you all what I did over the break lame right but thanks to Photoshop I had the time of my life first I visited the Great Wall of China and then I went to England and held the Royal baby and finally I captured the gold medal for curling at the Winter Olympics okay okay first I look super fake and second why curling of chicks dig curling no they don't Canadian chicks do and that my friend is not Photoshop what teach us your ways photo master there's an old proverb which reads give a man a fish feed him for a day but teach a man to use Photoshop and he can make people believe he do a lot cooler things than fish now for your first assignment of the semester I would like each of you to use Photoshop to improve the appearance of an object here is the work of a former student of Mines project that made her famous there is no way that's true I mean if Justin Bieber is actually just a blob fish then how does he sing so well auto-tune which is basically Photoshop for your voice now for those of you still skeptical take a gander at this let's learn now who can explain the boy who cried photoshopped wolf phenomena oh yes um this occurs when someone uses Photoshop so much that no one believes them when they show an actual untouched photograph exactly yes yes I am a perfect example of this take a look at this on dr. photo of myself I have what scientists refer to as the perfect body but no one believes me because I teach this course there is no way that that's your real body I will give you a choice young woman you can retract that statement or I can post this picture of you poor in crude oil onto an endangered baby otter what no oh okay look you seem so fit and intelligent I am a married man how dare you I'm sorry I didn't know you were married well it's pretty obvious what are you did you just live Photoshop your hand I don't know did you just burn down a Romanian orphanage congratulations she is a lucky woman thank you now remember you can still sign up for the evening course I teach selfies 101 hey thanks for watching that video now click on the button below and subscribe we may not have funny videos about cats but we do have funny jokes about whales

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Keywords: Adobe Photoshop (Software), Studio C, BYU Television (Award Winner), BYUtv, StudioC, Photoshopping 101, How to Photoshop, Clean Comedy, Clean Humor, Funny, spoof, parody, joke, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, SNL, Saturday Night Live (TV Program), CollegeHumor (Website), Photoshopped Girl

Id: 8YSHfzjbRas

Length: 3min 50sec (230 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 12 2014