Phasmophobia Funny Moments - We're Too Pro at Ghost Hunting!

look at this stuff isn't it neat wouldn't you think my collection's complete wouldn't you think i'm a girl a girl who has everything [Music] why do you hold everything like you're palming it like a magician like this looks like i'm eating it like a hot dog oh my god don't be left behind yes i didn't say it didn't worth of equipment a larger room clearer furniture and most of the games are one-hour tech demos at best not responsible for any ceiling fan related injury or death okay listen to vanoss he's in charge he's going to tell us what we have to do first objective climb that shelf he's rising the lord of satan will have his revenge his revenge shall be mighty and he'll feast on your i don't know young else to say it's really hurting my voice what what happened oh good he's back okay boys here's the run down we got barbara martinez this time there we go listen diversity okay we have to capture a pic of the ghost and of dirty water and then cleanse the area with a switch stick pretty good all right wow dude that's exciting ghost responds to everyone um evan has a motion sensor that's infrared i got my picture deleted on instagram because i captioned about a claymore what yeah i said i i just post picture and i was like i planted claymores around my neighborhood in case people loot and riot today and then i got a lead they just thought it was inappropriate like if you if you played if you if you played modern warfare your whole life like it's funny but i guess if you know if somehow you know about military equipment and just have not played video games it does sound kind of scary clearly they didn't see your pictures of you making your halloween costumes have sex with each other to realize how immature you are and non-serious i don't know why planning a claymore in a very like non-military situation is funny to me all right anyways guys whoa the banana bus no way yeah we know it's the banana bus because it's yellow yeah oh you can't get on no which way am i even facing right now be funny if you played vr and then when you were done you just took off your headset and you're like in someone else's house it's latin american family just looking at you you're like hello whoa okay hello barbara what is this place all right should we start dude let's start with let's just go in the gym let's go into the church you shoot some hoops in here oh phone ringing this is scary who hears the phone i heard it i think it's down this way to our right sark has a little candle litten on his hip wait how do you how are you not getting that denim how's that denim not catching fire it's not denim everyone's a little scared first day at high school i say we go upstairs and check i keep hearing the door too i think it's upstairs i [ __ ] hated high school i hated it i hate it here hey man this is our big this is our big opportunity sark we're going back to high school show them how we turned out you know we're yeah we're gonna do it right this time let's do it we're going to give this ghost to swirly i mean sarc there's no uh bullying these days everyone's soft we have to like find the ghost's social media account and like bully him on there do ghosts fart [Laughter] that was a sound effect but it sounded like brian you know what i mean it's like he did a sound effect but it's like it's in my voice yeah yeah could you do a fart here that was a fart with an irish accent [Laughter] oh i hear i hear i hear i hear the phone this one's ringing for a while i'll get it that's a landline joke people won't really get that one these days oh lower temperatures over here yep it's right it's this room it's this room it's this room all right it's in here no all right now oh emf 2 emf 2. do i talk to him or yeah yeah yeah see if ask some some questions barbara what's your uh social security number seven four six nine eight nine seven oh god damn it you can even turn it on and just set it down oh this yeah yeah yeah bam oh [ __ ] emi4 okay how was that it said to go away to die oh what do you want kids oh no it says hurt it tells me you're like what do you want to do okay it's a little late for that alimony okay all right we got to get equipment in here because we're going insane it flipped the breaker i think i can't hear this good one it's in the corner it's in the corner it's in the corner oh my god oh my god yeah i got a picture of it my heart was thumping like in the game hunting okay yeah it's at the door it's at the door it just walked out the door oh it's hunting yeah we gotta get out of here okay how do we get out of here left um oh no no right hunt hunt oh god damn it i didn't even know it was dying oh i didn't even realize because it was killed him oh dark god he died right behind us yes he did i turned around looked and i laughed and kept running i heard i heard it like i was like oh crap i thought it was me i'm going i'm gonna call it nobody else is gonna die she wants to attack this girl's gonna yap his head off nobody's gonna die i think we fail i think we fail we bail and how how how do you get out of here being how is how is that so safe uh how do you do that i mean i called it a [ __ ] call we can add fingerprints let's all right mystery solve mystery solves going in yeah right and everything [Applause] [Music] let's go nice dude all right and just let you know that it is a poltergeist if you're able to put it into your book feel free to do we have fingerprints ghost oh that's a fingerprint just in case okay well like the thing is like we can wrap it up we can wrap it up okay and get them back and then we can do another one yeah yeah let's do it like let's ride yeah i like that high school is tough yeah we [ __ ] destroyed that room again hey vanoss wow guys you just like walked in there and nothing happened that was cool i was like i was just like i'm gonna call it i'm the only one who was going that everything's gonna be totally safe and then everything was totally safe i was trying to reverse psychology uh logic and it didn't work you guys just went in there and finished high school that's all that happened you know i'm just gonna do what most kids are gonna do today just start a youtube channel just not go to school smart create a tick tock account you know someday when i grow up i wanna be a streamer i wanna be gay like terrorize you're such a [ __ ] i want a shirt that says yay and get in on the front and on the back it just says gay yes please please do it that's it no more youtube for you billy but dad sandra davis [ __ ] whitest name ever okay time to redeem ourselves yeah why are you why do you have a salad bowl what the [ __ ] dude because i gotta eat my [ __ ] wheaties before i do asylum man you look like you're at a japanese restaurant go on that to break your wrist there you go right into [Laughter] just check the gopro of that footage what radius did you want to listen to ghost fm welcome back to ghost fm whoever backed up the truck right here fantastic job by the way holy [ __ ] the voice change freaked me out why is it why does this building seem so realistic why does the ambience sound like i'm in an airplane like i'm cruising at forty thousand feet my ears feel like they're about to pop what's that this is a sound sensor so it'll detect sound if it's in these rooms here but no way we're close i think that means either the ghost is right here level three at this where evan is okay can we check tips in this room it's 37 38 37 in here you're shitty we've already found [ __ ] yes there's already okay asylum can suck my balls that's five ems emf five freezing temperatures oh yeah freezing temps freezing okay speed running okay yeah let's bring tons of gear in here we can just leave spirit box in here oh my god we're gonna crush asylum we just walked straight to the goddamn room it's a gold mine let's put some that's all dude let's yeah let's dude let us spam as much [ __ ] as possible and now turn this [ __ ] into a party we're gonna lay down some cocaine we're gonna light some glow sticks let's do this we're in oregon so [ __ ] hey in that 20 first camera oh ghost dude so technically so we got it figured out it's a phantom phantom dude this is the blessed run dude i think we're just like everything is aligning right now this is why he's a level 87 paladin capturing a photo of the ghost we need that for more money yeah we also need to stop the hunt with the crucifix that's another tough one yeah i want to put down and maybe see the footsteps as they walk through it let's flex on this [ __ ] [ __ ] sandra davis is a horrible ghost a little cocaine wait does it i think sandra only likes if we're alone oh footsteps she just walked right there look she's walking she has flat feet she's in there do you see that get a picture get a picture okay she on the ground is she small oh god i heard the heartbeat i mean i'm gonna die again behind the door how do i not die i think we stop one sec yeah i think we stopped the haunt with the crucifix did we just need a crucifix oh [ __ ] well then like if she starts the hunt do we just drop it on the ground like drop one for the homies and then she stops no you have to have it dropped already okay pre-placed okay all right oh she's here oh my god oh my god she's ugly dude [ __ ] she scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah i saw her yeah she doesn't look like a sandra to me she looked like a larry or something she was ugly okay i'm gonna go get a flashlight so that i can see if a hunt starts here we go somebody order a chandelier i know exactly what he's doing [Laughter] what's he doing oh sing beauty and the beast sing beauty and the beast okay one for her happy birthday barbara oh this is sandra or i'm gonna just go get more [ __ ] i'm gonna get another candle why not why not does this mean that i am more likely to die yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and he goes straight for the pills [Music] okay look at me meeps going off [ __ ] ate that [ __ ] like the flintstones tablets you ever had those those things are good don't say [ __ ] [ __ ] not a word let's go did it say that we have to be alone maybe no i don't remember also they respond to profanity yesterday i called the goat a [ __ ] and she killed me she keeps blowing out my candle it's kind of pissing me off he likes blowing things dude hey sandra hi come here you want you to hum me sandra davis you're a filthy [ __ ] red rum sandra davis you [ __ ] suck just [Laughter] she blows the candle out he's holding a candle oh what happened she there she spawned right in front of me [ __ ] dude maybe the crucifix just saved us maybe let's go check it out i take back everything i said sandra i'm so sorry holy crap we got it right nope not yet what no how do we wait how do we get it we have to like [ __ ] stick it up her butt i don't think she started a hunt yet we just go stan she's strictly been doing a foreplay he's been just stroking our candle through our pants grave encounters that's the movie grave encounters what's that you wouldn't [ __ ] hate it but it's a shitty uh low horror movie that's this a paranormal team in an insane asylum but it has some cool [ __ ] in it you know i wouldn't like it i don't know you like rad movies you like good movies not the extremely shitty ones not yet no no let me tell you a horror story about the ghost that did [ __ ] nothing for 35 minutes we hunted this ghost we got not much content and somehow we tried to stretch it out for a full video the analytics were terrifying i grab a box can i grab anything in here sometimes they get pissed oh god oh my gosh she's here holy [ __ ] she's here holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] she just walked how does she why does she not care about sarc i think she went for who's going holy [ __ ] what happened she disappeared that was it yes we got it stark was in the room i may have been an [ __ ] locked him in took a few steps away and then he realized and the second he opened the door she walked out and i actually thought it was sarc at first but no it was her i i definitely want to see that we did it man we did it there goes our speed running all right would it really be a victory though if we didn't find the bone wait we're born we're supposed to find the bone no we can't there's like 6 000 rooms we're leaving go into reception you're gonna leave without me [Laughter] yes yes [Laughter] that's exactly what i was going to do oh yeah there it is hey yeah yeah i can take off this [ __ ] headset thank christ the future oh my god i'm sorry i'm so suck power down no more having to go out into the danger of the actual world i will get this [Music] [Music] i need that

Channel: VanossGaming

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Keywords: Funny Moments, Montage video games, gaming, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Gameplay, Secret, Puncake, Parody, Comedy, Remix, Epic, Trolling, Xbox One, MultiplayerPS4, Funtage

Id: fDrQq244D6Y

Length: 18min 37sec (1117 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 12 2020