The Game of Life 2 - My $200,000 Amazon Bill and Wildcat's Terrible Life!

[Music] oh this music is beautiful and then there's music yeah you and your friends are about to have a good time here at VanossGaming we care about our customers [Music] [ __ ] is off I need a new electric oh that's what I need to buy an electric toothbrusher right all right what's going to be a good one on Prime day I want something with a soft head you Prime day only today and tomorrow today's our hair removal for women [Laughter] there's any Beetlejuice related not that Beetlejuice idiots the Beetlejuice I'm learning there's so much [ __ ] in the world there's a lot of [ __ ] that we bought there's a lot of [ __ ] out there need a cool wallet all right I'm maybe five oh my gosh I saw shower curtains and I thought the text on it said comb resistant it's scum resistant I could buy a [ __ ] sauna for only two thousand dollars wanna fly by first there's only there's 20 left in stocks you'd have to buy 20 of them good luck let's go up in value because I'm gonna buy all 20 of them that's the thing with deals you got to pull the trigger you can't hesitate like a [ __ ] [ __ ] my Amazon card is fifty one thousand dollars listen man listen it's an investment okay just post a screenshot of that on Twitter dude Prime day dude you guys are all retards I'm gonna upsell you [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ] idiots if you don't buy it today it's gonna be worth 400 more in two days an investment all right that's an automotive anything cool no I already I already bought everything better like next year [ __ ] yes they got deals on generators what jackery [ __ ] solar panel is that a generator yeah no I get the I have the jackery generators but the solar panels it's like a double I already I bought all those you [ __ ] don't worry it would be Essentials what Legos do they have you scared me I thought you're gonna say let's play all right can we play the game shut the [ __ ] up how much is my bill ah only 572 dollars mine's a 171 000. 61 and 20 and 36 Cents everybody's just clicking on everything maximizing it all right it's time to game guys come on let's do this all right let me just uh dropping time is over all right okay I'm just checking out it's pretty impossible to get all this stuff in your cart at the same time oh wow okay we finally ready to record now yes that's what happens all right boys here we go The Game of Life all right let's do this let's spend 700 how much you guys spend uh 287 000 858 and 60 cents but you probably saved like 6500 easy 500. yeah I'm gonna flip that [ __ ] I'm gonna flip that [ __ ] tomorrow easy money and I'm dead last yeah that's right you want to go to college and pay 100K up front or do you want to get a career right now yeah honestly yeah drop it right now that's pretty much what you did Evan all right fine all right I'm down 287 000 so I gotta make it right now I mean the groomer makes more that's what I'd pick that is true all right let's do it pet groomers now let's see if you get a lucky number lucky number one [Laughter] a lot of banging star today I think you get some fries yeah damn you made some money you got 300K already oh look at him what do you want to do get a rare comic book or [ __ ] kids get a rare comic book that could be good bait pet groomer could be like a monkey bomb for children okay uh yeah college or career well I am pretty educated I went to college for a year so for a year you know what that wasn't even long enough to learn how to get around campus and I'm going to college now screw you dude okay number eight that's good eight is a high number yeah I learned that in college my knowledge look at that you have the most knowledge that's right what did you get a degree in uh yo mama shut up [ __ ] oh I can be film director or video game designer well I play video games I'm kind of a designer all right action watching games foreign I want to win an Esports award well you didn't spin you didn't spin properly oh just I got 10. wow I win the [ __ ] wheel I did spin it you stood you're not spinning it no you're not you're holding it you have to spin and let go oh like that I got nine let's go okay please yeah yeah what that means you guys can win no you gotta you got a proper spin it man you're not even spinning properly flick your mouse flick you're a mouse astronauts no it didn't even go all the way around once no bro just do a little flips it was Circle do a circle spin it in a circle you have to spin it the other way maybe I'm losing it bro Tyler's been left [Music] I use my mouse by the way Brian I use my mouse [Music] that's right he's already made Millions on Amazon Lightning Deals all right Brian what do you want to do college or career I probably do college I want to see what life is like when you yeah that's what I'm gonna do what degree did you get app developer that's what I went to college for yeah I will I will because that's what I went to college for I'm doing it this will truly be what if Brian never did in my life yeah spin the wheel nice number three I love you three spaces you just crash into the house rock paper scissors duel for 100k or mow the neighbors oh oh here we go for scissors does this game only have spinning Yep this is it this is all the skill we have so wait what does that count as I don't understand yeah you gotta get a higher number wait I lose 100K give her that look at that thank you [Laughter] was the right choice I'm buying 30 more hot tubs all right there's a big choice he's staying single or getting married oh if it's definitely staying single listen man we gotta we gotta nobody have any simile what it'd be like if you get married no dude I'm gonna beat Elon Musk I'll be the richest man in the world from this game wow you get money almost spawned in a millionaire no matter what way he goes I'm gonna get married Aaliyah don't be mad at me it's just in game 80k will take it oh no what this time to spend on the ring oh there she is this is my spouse oh you can get married to a man I could be gay there's a chance this is my chance this is The Game of Life too honestly Brian you're blue this could be your character I could marry you you know yeah I'm still there I'm just deciding I'll show you a good time [Music] [Applause] [Music] who's in your car David David I'm looking for your wedding gift okay just give me okay I guess I don't take 10K yeah sure oh you have to give me 10K Ryan thanks for the wedding gift boys thanks for the wedding gift appreciate it wait whose star is this it's mine oh what the [ __ ] oh you gave me money thank you I hate you you are the benefits I love you so much baby oh okay I'll buy a house I can't afford one oh wait I can't maybe I can't afford sweetheart I don't want this hat Studio oh Island holiday I want Brian I like studio apartments get the holiday home that's clearly yeah literally worth it we're doing this yeah cook me in the pool the guy who sold that house is like I can't believe somebody bought it [Music] [Laughter] yes more money I'll tell you what this game of Life is Fun get a raise thank you very much here we go boys 0k it just says okay right there the amount of money okay I'm so happy you suggested it okay Tyler amount of money the bank will give you a loan for each 50k you need to borrow however if you don't repay them you'll collect oh my God I have to take out a [ __ ] loan it has to be a zero dollars that Lamborghini dude be looking good but I think the Stars The Nine Star means something see yeah yeah so every time someone rolls on nine he gets money money there you go there you go there you go all right [ __ ] guitar lessons get the [ __ ] out of here let alone a guitar oh number four bonus for terrorism wow thanks very much Ryan's getting a lot of money right now I'll get [ __ ] gotta raise or get a new job you lose your pet groomer title no you got it come on I gotta get a new job I gotta get a new job all right Vanoss groomer being a groomer never lasts all right you gotta you gotta go in you gotta get out real quick it just pops up child groomer I am so poor now all right honey oh I made some money what's this taxes all right made some money what's this sick I'm gonna kill myself it bounced right off that [ __ ] he's like it's [ __ ] stupid this is exactly what you said happens to Mario party but it happened in this game yeah but at least this is a new experience like I said I expected in Mario party I had to hopefully of course none of you [ __ ] are Ever Gonna Roll my number I'm never gonna get a random 50k from no one for no reason did you not land on the taxes yep oh you get really happy if you go to a concert Evan you do make music right no but look it volunteer for charity yeah then you can take a selfie and then make your profile yeah this is good for business yeah you look like a great guy yeah there you go you know you got to recover your reputation after being known as a groomer a pet groomer exactly a little bit of Charity will make it go away one oh the well right foreign okay I guess I have to spin again I'm gonna ignore what that conversation was you should invest [ __ ] the family man that's the best just invest man you don't have linear holding you back anymore [ __ ] that [ __ ] there we go [Laughter] to that [ __ ] oh thank you you guys have so much money Max is about damn time okay since you're poor you should probably yeah I'm staying single yeah I'm staying single and if things don't work out I'm gonna kill myself and won't have anybody to leave behind no one will miss you yeah oh there's more money [Laughter] [Music] I mean my luck's gonna run out no it's not this game is awesome I'm so glad we're playing this he's so happy uh it's so like lack of skill all right wow 10. was that good does that mean it's a good thing though yeah I'm gonna land on something bad you go really far investment gotta keep going I'm Elon Musk let's go I just invented PayPal and now we will create Tesla what the [ __ ] is that Michael's house from GTA White House buy a house buy a house did you get money yes you sell the money you sell it for like double the money all right you sound like you know what you're talking about oh a beach house look how nice that you have a beach house yeah we can be neighbors don't land on Brian's four though what the [ __ ] is this game oh oh what's happening here baby time pump me up Daddy okay when landing on a family service you can grow your family choose to have a baby or adopt a pet oh Brian you ready to get pregnant baby I want a dog gay couples tend to get cats more than dogs it's nice to have some [ __ ] around the house yeah you can't be too gay what's happening there nearly taxes go ahead get married get married to me get married back damn green got a dog did you get a dog no I didn't know I picked investment instantly why not guys how many [ __ ] times we talking about you have like 400k I'm poor make a scrap they'll make you really happy road trip will make you really happy yeah on your own like a scrapbook of all the amazing moments that happened today I have I need some sort of win condition I'm completely behind here's when I gave Prime more money [Music] how does it it's amazing I'm so skilled all right you look really good you'll be way ahead in the wealth Department yeah you're way in yeah you're pretty yeah I'm just gonna work on my family and hope that makes me happy hey 100K and go to high school all right I'll do it all right now now roll a four roll four alone I took the loan I'm Not Gonna Roll a four roll of four [Music] oh that's two loans I really need astronomer money I really need some astronomer money restore an old painting or learn another language ciao I'm learning Chinese ciao yes okay okay okay where we go continue live course and you get a lot of money trust me get a better job [ __ ] yeah yeah do it do it yeah what are you gonna get what job are you going to get astronomer brain surgeon a brine surgeon Brian surgeon I'll be a brine surgeon my numbers move now you only operated on people named Brian yeah you only have no hope at all I'm behind in every category I'm [ __ ] poor [ __ ] and lonely in that order it's gotten even worse now yes you [ __ ] money that's all I do oh my gosh it's actually insane repay your loans buddy I like get the monkey off your back get the monkey off your back yeah there you go that's responsible I wanted to pay both of them [ __ ] are you uh you're such a [ __ ] are you gonna let go or no Evan I will go to your house my phone is just resting spot he's shopping on Amazon deserve that oh wait you could sell your house and make money you're such a [ __ ] I'd buy another one [ __ ] it oh yeah I'd buy another one although we make so much richer than everyone else you don't really know doesn't tell me the amount yeah sure I don't care oh you gotta pick one of these well you get to choose the amounts what yeah it's like random it's like random pick one it's like a Deal or No Deal you know that okay TV show okay which one do I pick oh yeah you can make money you paid 140 000 you can make yay thank you I've watched a lot of dealer no deal I'm moving to the beach now oh my gosh yeah you know what I'm gay I took a risk being gay yes I think that's good yes it pays to be rolling again you roll again oh geez oh [ __ ] the taxes instantly excellente let's sell the house please Brian it was nice speaking this one shut up shut up shut up top bottom right holy [ __ ] then he needs to bring you onto a game show yes hurry you do oh you're definitely going to beat me in education with completing a peace puzzle wish 2 000 pieces I can watch a dino documentary but I can't do a puzzle uh I should have [ __ ] that's poor lonely [ __ ] to you buddy oh yeah who's in debt and even more always gives my friends money I'm the most generous [ __ ] all I do is give you [ __ ] money all right you should probably do the online course because you need a better job more money yeah yeah yeah give me a new job baby what am I gonna be doing astronomer is pretty damn dank dude Amazon [Music] [Laughter] [Music] here we go okay you're not winning you ain't winner you got some money though yes you all get one yeah if we all roll the one I'm so done oh come on please lower it in foreign live life gigantic sunglasses get a snail farms snail Farm uh I don't know I don't care I love this game [ __ ] awesome [ __ ] sick as [ __ ] I am so far behind hey board game battles board game battle uh oh dear he wanted the most happiness that's why I need something that's ironic I need something to keep me going yeah very ironic he's the happiest look we're good we're pretty close to the Finish Line boys it's all gonna be over and done soon oh I could take 100k from someone in mini golf or I could play the lotto all right you want to play golf it I'm a Gambling Man I'm a gambling around and golf it right now I'm playing with Wildcat because oh God damn it why would you choose this [ __ ] done I'm lucky ah [ __ ] oh Tyler this could be good no Tyler you just gotta do the same if you roll three points there you go Tyler feel better man stop complaining thanks man I'm still gonna kill myself but thank you no don't do it he's the happiest by the way oh my God [Music] there's got to be a million from that like and you're done that's it oh you're forced to finish you got 250 000. oh that's what he needed was you can keep spinning for money or keep spinning for other things I don't think you need more money yeah you don't you need some happiness you're [ __ ] miserable yeah oh man is all this money and education [ __ ] no [ __ ] hey I'm rich and on the screen leave me alone dropping Lane oh there you go visit the pyramids uh you should keep your lead to paint YouTube yeah that's your bucket list learn how to eat [ __ ] oh you do love a certain painter from Australia as well or Austria Adobe [Laughter] all right Jordan Evan all right the second to reach you got 200k nice congratulations now what now you got to do a pension or a bucket list you do bucket list and try to catch up to me for happiness yeah this is good yeah it's gonna be fun dude you're way ahead in wealth nobody's even closed and nobody can catch you I don't think all right let's do this let's have some fun never mind nothing my lucky number none of you guys even have lucky numbers on here anymore nine is good nine nine that's it that's the end of the game yes I don't know who won but choose what weapon you want to kill yourself with Bucket List come on yeah that's right yeah that's right it's a good choice come on red red please red red yes just the seal the deal all right all right sums up one last [ __ ] on your chest I didn't I accomplished nothing all right let's see who's got the highest score who won Brian oh the money kind of matters a lot damn whole attributes only 20 points for attributes are you [ __ ] me this game is only about money I had the hearts what I had equal Hearts I had the same [ __ ] Hearts as that guy yeah it is my crowns it doesn't matter yeah give me points for that baby yeah wow this Ham's homophobic did no one hear what just let me just destroyed me with I said let me play this game and I imagine life without you and I became a rich artistic person she goes so no different thanks babe a rich artistic person with no [ __ ] yes Tyler yeah yeah I tweeted uh a section of my cart there's no way there's no way my way it is not a [ __ ] chance you've actually done that how many trucks are they gonna pull up to your [ __ ] [ __ ] yo-yos some of these idiots think I'm actually spending that I'm done [Music] I'll say some things but I like this for sure

Channel: VanossGaming

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Keywords: Funny Moments, Montage video games, gaming, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Gameplay, Secret, Puncake, Parody, Comedy, Remix, Epic, Trolling, Xbox One, MultiplayerPS4, Funtage

Id: AfoYAVtE5Ho

Length: 27min 56sec (1676 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 18 2023