People Share the Best Instant Karma Moments They've Ever Witnessed

[Music] what was the best karma is a bee moment you have witnessed the other day I was taking my dog for a walk around the neighborhood she squatted down to take us and I reached for my doggie bags only to realize I was fresh out so I peeked around making sure nobody was looking and I just left it 10 minutes later I'm walking across the road and I cut through a thin grass median in the centre and what do you know I step in dogs I wasn't even mad I knew I deserved it when I was a kid I threw a basketball into a puddle in front of a friend of mine splashing him I'm walking backwards pointing and laughing I then turn around right into a pole and knock myself out I was at a party one time and this one girl couldn't stop talking sh about this other girl that was coming to the party the other girl shows up and this dude picks her up and hugged her and spun her around in a way where her foot kicked the girl that was talking SH right in the head slash face while she was sitting on the couch her beer spilled all over her and she caught a black eye my father told me a story once from when he was younger he was in traffic honor Tulane dawei Road it was backed up in one direction heading into an event of sorts but there was sparse traffic going the other way my father starts seeing this tool in his rearview who would pull out from the traffic into the oncoming lane drive as far as he could before a car started to approach from the other direction and then get someone to let him back in after doing this a few times he gets up to my father when he needs to get back in my father doesn't budge and the guy has to throw it in reverse and back up all the way to the end of the line of all the fantastic things my father's done in his life and all the lessons he's taught me if I've taken away one thing it's that I will never let the gyeom I got rear-ended in a turn lane by a girl texting she was doing 45 miles per hour and I was stopped no major injuries I went to her court date hoping she got a big final something she got a $50 ticket I was a little bit upset as I was sitting at the stoplight to pull out of the court I watched her on a red light and boner cop I don't normally laugh at other people's misfortune however I laughed my ass off at that one I was kicking a customer out for being racist and cursing at one of my employees he yelled offensive stuff all and then he tried to slam the door on his way out but it had one of those things on it that makes the door close slowly he pushed it hard it didn't budge and he slipped and fell on the floor we had a good laugh happened to me at work meth-head was trying to pay with like a thousand coins for a five-dollar scratch off she tried to say she was only ten cents short ended up being over a dollar short then complained and said any decent person would have spotted her the money pretty much told her she could go down the street and try there if she'd like she pulled out a twenty and bought two as she walked out the store she said karma is a being when she gets to her car a cop pulls up behind blocking her in they proceeded to search the car then arrest her and her boyfriend it was hilarious Etha edit since people are curious about why they searched the car there was more to the story but I was typing it on my phone at work there were four meth heads in total she was just the only one that was giving me a problem the cops showed up in the parking lot either already looking for these people or just by coincidence they knew the car it was beat-up and pretty recognizable if you happen to see it two of the guys saw the cops when they were outside smoking the cigarette while I was dealing with her they came inside and went out the other door she went back out to the car a few minutes later where the driver her boyfriend I'm assuming was already in the car they searched it because they talked to them ran their IDs and they both had Warren they were already in handcuffs in the police car when they searched the meth-heads car last Saturday I was on a crowd at New York City subway at 2:00 a.m. to brung jude's young twenties lighting a joint and walking around flaunting it one literally came up to me you think a pothead ain't gonna smoke a joint whatever that means the whole train kept ignoring them and they kept parading around being a bunch of morons they spotted two taller athletic looking dudes and started making fun of them for looking like cops it was the line which one of you is the sergeant that finally put the athletic guys over the edge they looked at each other smiled reached into their pocket and pulled out their badges okay boys empty your pockets the subway blew up and laughter they would have gotten away with everything if they just didn't go both of the two plainclothes police officers score one for the good guys and then I went home and smoked a joint in my living room I was running laps on a grass field in the military when I was about to lap a guy who'd always lapped the SH out of me so as I passed him I yelled gotcha B and immediately stepped in a hole in the ground and twisted my ankle despite the pain of jacking my ankle up I thought the karmic payout was hilariously timed when I was in first grade my class had recess and this bully pushed me to the ground I fell and was about to go off on the kid when this fourth grader came over lifted the kid up and took the kid over to the principal Carla's issue I'm from San Diego and during the summer you have to acclaim bonfire pets on the beach really in the morning if you want it for that night so my friends and I got to the beach at 8 a.m. and stayed there so we can get a bonfire going into the night just before sundown this one couple asks if they could share the bonfire with us and since our group wasn't too big we decided to share it with them however that couple proceeded to bring a group of like 15 others and they literally surrounded the pit and pushed us out we look erst but we were so tired from being at the beach all day so we decided to head out little did we know what that night had an extreme high tide warning and when we moved all of our stuff over the wall that divided the beach walk with the beach a huge wave came in and washed out that whole group surrounded by a bonfire the wave flipped over their table of food took a handful of sandals back into the ocean and destroyed all their stuff the best part was this one girl was trying to jump the wall to save herself but she didn't jump high enough and ended up falling right back into the waters Karma's obeyed when I was a kid we visited Montreal I had gotten the hockey puck as a souvenir while we were in our hotel my sister decided to mess with me by hiding it I got mad and yelled in my high pitched voice give me back my hockey back before smacking her in the head with a pillow guess where she had hidden it my dad kicked our dog because it was standing in front of the fridge and he wanted a beer but as soon as he opened the fridge the shelf that was holding the bit fell off and every single can busted open a funny story here my mom had a basset hound and she was curled up on the couch with my mom's BF John he loves dogs and most animals but also liked to play around the dog hopped off the couch to go get a snack and he gave her a light tap on her up with his foot she paused to look back at him and continued on her Trek 5 minutes later she makes her way back to the couch and rejoins him she instantly goes for his arm and gives him a bite not harder but just enough to grab on he wasn't even mad just impressed that she kept his misdemeanor in her mind and came back to exact revenge long when I was driving my Jeep very carefully in a snowstorm in someone in a Mustang past me in an unsafe manner he almost lost control of his car which have caused an accident that included me picture someone dangerously fish telling right in front of you with an 18-wheeler coming at you in the other Lane saw him in the ditch about five minutes later idiot neighbors on the balcony next door having a smashing time throwing bottles to the sidewalk can't get any sleep and I have to wake up at 7:30 a.m. make the decision to get my rest and request officers to survey the scene watching from my window I see three frat is picking up gas under the flashlights of two deputies with this issue resolved I guess you could say I called the Karma police I was working in a pub in Liverpool and had just arrived about 10 a.m. to start my shift I knocked on the door and waited for someone to let me in I became aware of some voices shouting and turned around to see two guys shirts off swaggering towards me talking in language I didn't understand they came right up to me and what little English they did speak came out they called me a refine warrant a refine B et Cie nasty stuff and I was really quite scared I was knocking on the door really hard at this point but after insulting me and laughing they walked off towards a busy road I watched as they walked out into the traffic waving their arms at the cars to stop for them then giving the drivers the finger suddenly one of the cars stopped and four big guys got out one of the nasty dudes ran off but the big man got caught and shoved hard against the car a couple of times clearly hurting his head and elbow then one of the car guys made out that he was going to punch him big time growing his fists far back the littles just covered his face and screamed they didn't get hit but the car guys and a lot of passers-by burst out laughing they let him go and he ran away that felt good woman on a cell phone runs me off the road flips me off for laying on the horn the road dead-ends a mile up the road she was going right and I was aways back going left a van was in front of her at the red light and she just closed into the back of it I slowed down as I passed with a window down running me off the road wasn't enough to get your attention she flips out I laugh and drive off into the sunset I worked as a bartender at a bowling alley for some reason one of the other bartenders hated me she was constantly poaching people on my side or shoe shaped bar so we each got aside we split tips and whenever it was her turn to count them down I know she wasn't splitting them properly tried to get the shed Yuling manager to put her on my days etc one of my regulars even said she caught her pocketing tips and not putting them in our communal bucket while I was working with her well tournament season started which everyone dreaded / looked forward to dreaded because the shifts were twice or three times as long as normal and there was a constant rush of people at the bar looked forward to because shifts were 2 or 3 times as long as normal and there was a constant rush of people at the bar so we'd make as much in a day as we did in a week well the first tournament was teams that she considered hers they bowled on her side on day she worked so she knew them well and was looking forward to their tournament tips she came in saw that I was scheduled to bartend that day and flipped out she started ranting to the manager who happened to be the sharing manager and the owner of the place happened to be standing there the owner pretty much said I was one of the better bartenders so I was getting put on the tournament's and if she didn't like it she could just leave my Kalka left and then I got to work her normal shifts as well [Music]

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Length: 12min 4sec (724 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 16 2019