People Share How Their Friend TURNED THEM ON! (r/askReddit Reddit Stories)

[Music] what in a friend of yours do that turned you on without them knowing it the restaurant I used to work at had a vacuum we could use that with shakers of the breadbox that he could strap to your back like a backpack it definitely looked straight out of ghostbusters my very cute co-worker was using it and when I jokingly asked if she was having fun she responded with who ya gonna call this was almost 10 years ago I was sitting on the steps of her a shop with a couple friends when she came around the corner with some of her friends we talked a bit and then she sat on my lap and brushed my hair she couldn't get rid of me from that time on we were married for 44 years and she died of cancer in March this year I feel so empty and lonely and missile I crazy I was wearing a jacket that was unzipped she put her arms inside my jacket to hug me goodbye felt weird for some reason even though it was outside the shirt I was wearing a good friend and I were once drunk and tied so we came up with the idea of taking turns slapping each other in the face so that was a weird boner she was meant to go out but ended up sitting with me chatting she was all dressed up and because of the way she was sitting her dress kept sliding up her thigh she fixed it twice bud stopped trying if I wasn't totally exposed but a bit more was showing off that's how I realized I have a thing for legs I was wrestling with a girl not fake wrestling both of us were actually trying to win and we were in a ring who I wasn't really interested in when she had me in a halt that I wasn't able to get out of I got a small job a college housemaid was on the couch next to me as we watched TV one night she mentioned a concert that was coming up and asked if I was down to go I wasn't too keen so I turned and have her a blank stare she held my gaze and moved her eyebrows up and down twice quickly the effect was devastating I don't know if it counts as turned on or a moment of deep end situation but I still think about those god damn eyebrow my manager and I were talking about something and he called over another co-worker and she ran up and at a little hop into a superhero pose I was speechless for a couple of second cus that was the cutest thing I've ever seen somebody do as a joke of my best friend attempting to act crazy she put her hand around my neck and tried to choke me and I just started smiling so it was the day after this huge natural disaster happened major news story in the u.s. in August 2017 and the government agency I work for was like all hands on deck so every civil engineer was assigned to relief and recovery efforts including me the guy who sat next to me at work was your typical nerdy engineer but dressed nicer then as I was waiting outside to be sent to the field I saw him getting out of a truck wearing dirty jeans steel toe boots and carrying his hard hat looking all sweaty and dirty and delicious he's my boyfriend now when my husband at the time was just my friend we were wrestling a bit and I ended up standing over him with my foot pressed on his stomach he tried to move and I teeth don't move or I'll step on you harder and pressed down playfully it was that moment I realized he liked dominant women and I liked dominating edit didn't realize y'all were into this for those of you who are mentioning that I turned myself on first I didn't get turned on at this point at all it was only after we dated for a bit and talked more about what kinks we liked that I realized I wasn't a sub but more of a Tom slash brat face time with me while she was wearing cute pajamas now cute pajamas is on my ever-growing list of things that I'm ashamed turns me on edit seems like a lot of people have a pajama turn on - along with a few other ones I have feeling a little less ashamed now thanks guys long affectionate hugs an attractive female friend of mine gave me a hug that lasted around 30 seconds and she was squeezing me the entire time halfway into the hug I popped an unexpected boner that I'm pretty sure poked earther I don't think she noticed and if she did she never said anything about it he was giving a talk in front of a bunch of people and he was so confident and intelligent and everyone was just so engaged with what he was saying I legitimately wanted to just suck his dick right there watching him own that room was soaking hot a friend of mine asked me to hang out with her in her dorm room we were planning on watching a movie but at the same time she said she was going to do some laundry I told her I had no issue helping her with that is carrying the actual laundry bag I knew she was kind of taking advantage of me but she also made Kilinochchi so it seemed like a fair trade when I got that she was essentially wearing sleep were a tank top half shirt and very tight red running shorts it was very difficult to pay attention to movie I sat beside a girl in school really attractive with a nice body she always leaned backwards over her chair to stretch and crack her back so when she did it she let out that who's sigh and a little moan he concentrating for the rest of the lesson I blame her for being bad in school 15 years ago my friend at uni invited some of us over to watch him play Resident Evil 4 that had just been released on the Gamecube and later watch a film knocked on his door he answered and I got the strangest lady boner he had picked up his new glasses and had a haircut when he picked up the game in town something about his new look stirred something inside me started dating four years later and we are getting married next year edit Wow lots of people like this story told my fiancé about topic and he immediately said did you post about my haircut and glasses when we play dressy for say yeah he is well aware of the story now one of my co-workers started talking to me about a scientific field he was really passionate about and that was when I started looking at him differently for a bit I have an attractive female friend who I was visiting we were sitting in her kitchen and she got up to get a coke from her refrigerator she was wearing short shorts and as she bent over to get the soda she asked me if I wanted an it took me a few seconds but I managed to say no I lied friend that sat in front of me in class who wore leggings bent over to get a pencil she is fit scary good-looking and has an ass that looks like it was carved out by gods at full bench she had her ass straight toward my face and I literally whispered the words holy king kill me under my breath it's been over a week and I still think about it she turned pages and pulled stops for my college junior year organ recycle as she moved from one side of the organ console to the other she kept brushing me with her breasts I had a crush on a friend for a couple of weeks when I got a feeling that it was fading but because feelings are complicated but then he trimmed his beard ah here we go again she asked me to practice lines with her for a play she was in in one scene she was being bossed around by her husband do this do that wear this when you are doing it and that was how I found out I was a Dom I told her when she asked me a second time though she was a close friend and we had a good talk about it she helped me figure out what was going on we did actually hook up a few times but it was 10 years after this took place we are still great friends was friends with a high school crush we had a class together and would occasionally have chilled days I was sitting in front of her and turned my desk 90 degrees so I could comfortably talk to her she then picked her legs up and put them across mine went to visit a group of friends after I had moved to another town three hours away one guy friend I'm f got this giddy look ran jumped over a railing in some crazy smooth pro-athletes style and enveloped me in this huge bear hug was not expecting that and wou felt things for him I had never before we were at a local indie wrestling show and she started heckling one of the guys in the ring he started responding to her and then tried to pick a fight pointing for her to get in the ring instead she just points at her feet and stares this Hulk of a wrestler down until he relents kingdom one time I was grabbing lunch with a friend I'm kind of dorky and like things like comics and video games most of the time when I bring it up guys feel the need to keep talking law with me until they paint me into a corner with something I don't know it's like they're testing my knowledge or something because they think I'm a poser this time was different though he just let me gush and then told me about the stuff he liked without being a snob about it we didn't agree on all points but he wasn't confrontational about it I'm a really soft spoken and shy person that I could have grabbed his collar and kissed him right then and there I wanted him to grab my hand on the way home so bad but he never did we've known each other for years now and he just recently told me that he had a crush on another girl he was friends with just about shattered my whole world but I'll be okay with sometime I M had a friend F in college that I was pretty close with we had a lot of overlap in our classes we were from the same city so occasionally drove back home together our College was four hours away etc we got along very well but most of our interaction was class / homework related rather than social stuff so I never really thought about her in a romantic context she was one of those stayin and study on Friday / Saturday nights underclassmen and I was going out and getting loaded every weekend one day in the computer lab she came up behind me and put her hands on my shoulders and asked me a perfectly normal question about what I was working on there was just something about the physical touch the fact that I was distracted her scent the fact that we were close friends I jumped like someone had hit me with the cattle prod it dawned on me that this is someone I should be trying to date instead of going out and getting wasted at yet another kegger unfortunately she was dating someone at the time I was nowhere near forward enough to try and break someone up and I didn't want to risk our friendship so nothing ever happened she was in one relationship or another for the rest of college and ended up marrying the guy she dated in a year I was sitting and focused on my work in front of me and she came up behind me and ran her hand across the top of my head and I wouldn't say it turned me on but it was an instant sensation over my entire scalp and down my spine and my neck stopped supporting my head for a moment our I remember back in high school I had this crush on my friend and he came over for some reason or another as soon as the entered my room he kind of just flopped himself back to lay down on my bed and stretched out lazily I went bright red and couldn't focus on anything you it's been a long time since I've felt that way about anyone I was drinking with this girl and seating was limited so she sat on my lap she's very overtly sexual but not a [ __ ] by any means and my roommates came out and sat around us IDK why but the way she was sitting and how confident she was made me crazy I kept it under control for about an hour but then with the power of alcohol she felt me getting hard then without missing a beat lean back and whispered I didn't know you like this I was king her five minutes later I feel so weird reading everyone's comment and realizing I never got turned on by a friend it legitimately never happened ever people that I consider just friends are in this friend zone in my head where I can't conceivably be turned on by them I guess it's because if they are just a friend I subconsciously eliminated them from being cable in my head I'm a dude I'm a straight girl and I've never been into girls but I do feel me curious this one time my childhood BFF came home and we had a sleepover with other female friends we were all in PJs chatting about nothing in particular then we decided to watch a movie and my BFF decides to sit on my lap and that was okay but after a few minutes she started moving her hips slightly like trying to adjust her sitting position and something about the smell of her hair or the hips motion just did the trick she was singing as part of a play for an arts program I was participating in I had just met her a few weeks before that performance and was dating someone at the time but my heart stopped for a second when I heard her I didn't get to really talk to her for a few years after that but always kept how that felt in mind a year and a half ago I shot my shot and we've been dating since not exactly turned on but absolutely taken by her once a friend saved my tipsy ass from being flattened by an oncoming vehicle he wrapped one arm around my waist and pulled me backwards into him I don't know if it was the unexpected physical contact or the alcohol or what but I could not stop thinking about my weird new inappropriate crush for weeks after [Music]

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Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 23 2019