PEOPLE MESSING AROUND WITH STATUES

nobody died for wolf hello friends it's me I am here today to offer you a brand new video see when I was a child I always wanted to do this I had a fascination with inappropriately touching statues specifically the Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench in my local Walmart McDonald's [Music] but it's like both me and my brother we always wanted to like take pictures of him and make him touch weird things but then I realized this is 100% okay normal if you will so that's what today's video is about my brother is a new kind of truly bu after years of searching for my long-lost brother found him but it is too late he's now a triangle head and needs a cult of triangles but he's still excited to see me on my annual business scuse me what did you say about my blazer that it makes you look crazy yeah you grabbed for this blazer on one hand got the four-stroke with the other I've worn this blazer through the sands of time you will not disrespect it he looks very upset too like somebody throughout history has insulted his fashion like he got the thigh-highs going on and the puffy pants and the cropped blazer man I didn't even know we had them back then was he trying to do who's he trying to be what is his story I need to know this yeah what did you say Billy back in the 1800s it wasn't a belt it was a de hammer that's like the perfect place to pose for this photo you know really give it to you good imagine if this was real and a dude with nothing but a loincloth gonna hammer you to Hatton I will be terrified to another good old bat I'm suing I'll have you know my father is a lawyer I will be suing the entire baseball Association makes my figure I've been doing this all damn day but or not oh well there Emily these two dudes were just trying to enjoy a friendly game of chess until Harold hired Emily to twerk that thing all over Bob's lap and attempt to sabotage the game coming a human I've got you now actually it looks legit she is suffering in this picture oh I just imagined the germs and the sense of a rusted penny who arted up my nostrils no siree not for me yeah why did you look like they from Olympus no matter where they are from they got their human sacrifice I love this so much Oh penny ready you ready to take a sure she had no idea she never saw it coming what perfect positioning well that big man Wow you just climbed up on all out Fred over here to give him the good ole Oh got him go straight in the ear hearing loss for days oh really kicking where it hurts this is how you take down Slenderman or any freakishly tall skinny person you got kick up in the back of their knees that's how you make them go down to your level so you can finish them off with your wombo combo it also works on short people see I was walking into my room and digital just like I guess size 18 foot his foot literally this big and kicked the back of my legs like walk faster and I kid you not I stumbled might not be as effective actually is pretty effective on both short and tall people 2019 we don't just hit balls we hit humans specifically secretaries who are just coming out of work this is just so perfectly timed I oh he got a good shot in it I love it oh well what do we have here it appears like Grandma Gertrude can't find anything he's smiling because he knows that's the joke she'll never find it because there's nothing there Barbara by eating her this statue is giving a clock it is a clock motion frozen and just the right frame that you can slide on down daddy's lap this is why they call me daddy okay I probably do this too but the statue got to be cute though maybe she just really had a thing for those like green army guys when she was a kid she's like oh my god I'm full-sized green army man this is my opportunity oh it's your friendly neighborhood triangle cultists it man have a drink I hope you like pee lemonade scary it's just a floating egg head is literally a giant egg with a mouth that can fit that human like come on we got another one this is the after effect after he did his damage why this do look a little like Mario though you gave Mario baseball cap and a bat everyone who walks by him will feel his wrath oh you know me just going home oh what a wonderful way to haul some ass I mean bring a lady home step one grabbed her by her pant pocket step two grab your door handle pull and push at the same time but Furillo put the statue here like was this this guy's home and he was like ain't nobody gonna have my home for all the next generation you know got millions to throw away one preserve my land to make a statue of me three make it look like I'm going home not all time like I'm just stepping into my door I want to be remembered like this and I don't want any boys living in my house for the rest of time this is the historical monument you will not disrespect it Ronald McDonald a unicycle having the best dang day of his life ain't nobody can stop me not today hey man you got any games on your phone yeah Harry I got a couple which one you want this statue is just so perfect I wonder what this was based off of like paranoid man in a dress with mandals sitting on a bench yes perfect 19th century boys be like oh man what you looking at are you buying some supreme what do you see I see an antelope with some 3d glasses wearing a Gucci tank top waiting on the next supreme drop oh why I only got three toes animal is this is this supposed to be relatable like this is what all you youngsters look like got your snaps so far into your screen you walk into the cafeteria and you see this guy sitting at a lunch table you know lunch all alone you sit next to him comment below I need to know this well there you guys are gettin a little too freaky for me like I'm just sitting here we both wait for the bus minding our own business and this lady gon come out of nowhere and do that just because you had a full head of hair luscious looks even in stone someone a little PB and jelly I really hope she doesn't have her mouth on the actual statue uh but I mean come on now he looked like he was asking for it feed me thine grapes yes monster yeah this is way too good she's out here hold it grapes if only he was a little bit taller wish I was a little bit taller wish I was a baller I wish I could eat these damn grape he's supposed to pick a prophet drop him into my mouth that's what we do in 2019 savages from the 1800's gonna eat the whole grape bush actually God what are you doing you trying to get hammered there I really don't think you want a hammer and a nail to go in there I mean look she was kind of asking for it look at this positioning it's like it was meant to be this is not what I meant by getting hammered okay so I went taking today and there is this lady who wanted to give me a high five so desperately so definitely I tried to high-five her back to no avail oh he was so close yeah it's so far away tried so hard and got so far but in the end it was a download too slow a lot of human from the future you're coming with me going to take you to meet my mother now if you would just follow me yes sir whatever you say or is he stealing his shoe I can't you feel what I can't hear you I said my wife is dead why how about you come on over pretty lady wow that's a big boy and is also a very good boy oh man imagine this happening on real life spine crunch in 3 2 1 goodbye sweet world and all who inhabit it just kidding you all suck that's my baby my baby my baby no it's my baby mother and father feels like I'm tearing apart that's because you are oh this one is so wholesome I know most of these are inappropriate but this one is so wholesome we got this little baby trying to lift the baby up into the that's you I'm mrs. plan the pajama doesn't know any better but he's just trying to help the baby get back to the mama so this guy does a YouTube channel where he'll dress up exactly like a statue sit somewhere very very still and pretend to be a statue and get people's reactions anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below what's the craziest thing you've ever done to a statue or which one of these things would you actually do to a statue count below let me know which one of these statues you would possibly pose with if you guys enjoyed this video make sure that like my number and subscribe to you in the wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys [Music]

Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 10,109,607

Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny, people, statues, people messing around with statues, funny statues, statue, people having fun with statues

Id: NHl79ARnk3g

Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 18 2019