You had ONE JOB and FAILED

two plus two equals wait wait hold on oh five wait wait wait timeout man well come on now dang calculator you had one job tell me what two plus two is wasn't even a complicated math question geez not even multiplication dang this calculator sucks it's a scam guys dang it let me check my calculator all right two plus two what equals five oh my gosh something ain't right you know what guys i think we got it yeah man right now we're gonna take a look at you had one job please go ahead just do it right now click that subscribe button and leave a like on the video if you don't want a job if you don't want to work and you just want chill like me then leave a like on the video and comment down below a job you wouldn't mind doing a cool job that i had i mean those scooping dog poop but it was easy because you go into the backyard of the person who's paying you you know you scoop the poop and they just fling it over into the neighbor's yard and then the neighbor pays you to scoop that poop and then you fling it back over and you're making double the money baby that's how you do it and we got that get that present out of here merch yeah link in the description below make sure you get there and get some crowdmade.com check it out but that's just sad man i ain't never buying a casio calculator ever again when i'm taking my math test and i'm just like crap what's the what's two plus two and that tells me five and i get it wrong i'm about to break that calculator i don't know how this happened man i mean you know this is a malfunction can you like sue the makers of casio calculators and be like hey yo yo calculators made me get an f on my math quiz oh oh oh what what is this um dang uh yeah y'all done messed up man i mean you you stretched them out too much dang man you look like an asian alien it's ridiculous bro i don't know what you're doing like all stretched out like that but whoo they done jack you up why couldn't they just print his face on like one side of the product that like that's all you had to do dang not put them right on the corner and have them looking like two faces meshing together i don't even know what pose this is i don't even know what you're selling man but guarantee you i ain't gonna buy me a box that's just scary this thing is gonna haunt me in my dreams bro if i'm gonna be haunted by something i don't want it to be this guy not today oh bless me wow you see that bro i'm allergic to your face [Music] uh is this photo upside down like what's going on what up bro your billboard is like messed up yeah you might want to call the people who put this billboard up and like you know uh fix it okay i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say call jacob.com call you for what i can't even read it it's not even like it's upside down it's like mirrored backwards or something dang bro i don't even know what number to call because it's backward jacob you're all upside down what am i supposed to call you for do i call you if i want to know where to get a bad suit got him called jacob yeah no man i don't know you just sound like a pedophile i can't read the numbers manly man get your billboard fixed how's this even happen who even puts this up and is like oh perfect what it very well could have been somebody who's dyslexic which is you know there's not nothing funny about that the most important question of your life is are you years or older yes or no remember what what i don't what what is happening no i don't know am i years or older yes no remember no i don't remember am i years or am i older i don't know i'ma go with yes because you know i'm positive all right i'm just gonna go with yes but then the no you know the color around it matches my shirt so we're going with no let's go with no i'm not years or older man i hope i don't get this question on the test i'm screwed asking me like impossible questions like i'm just going to write in true or false or something cool that's bad man i mean come on like like this is ridiculous ask me ask me a question i can answer like two plus two it's five gosh dang it man you have one job and you put the toilet paper five feet from the toilet what the heck how is the person supposed to reach all the way over when they're sitting on the toilet unless if you're an nba player with long arms you can't reach over there man that's horrible man this is like a torture chamber i want to play a good game use the bathroom with the toilet paper five feet away from you [Music] i do not want to play this game as soon as i walk in this bathroom i'm just like nah bro not today nope nope nope you're gonna have to like take the toilet paper from the dispenser and then just hold it with you on your lap while you're using the bathroom this is disgusting yep man i don't know this is their way of trying to get americans to exercise they're just like oh man you can get up and grab the toilet paper and then walk all the way back not on my watch do not exceed 20 children what come on now you sound like the parent of a pedophile only 20 children okay no more that's horrible okay that's disgusting i mean why do not exceed 20 children like like somebody tell me why i don't think i will exceed 20 children or maybe it's a game you know don't hit 20 children with your car you know you don't do it 19 is okay but not 20. now this is just straight up mean man this is supposed to be the handicap area where they can roll all the way up but you put steps what the heck extreme wheel chairing i mean this is like wheelchair parkour you gotta like roll all the way down with the bumps and everything man that ain't gonna work this is supposed to be handicap accessible i mean but you put steps there makes it a lot more difficult seriously what is this man the wheelchair olympics we can't have this going on right now but i swear there's like four handicapped parking spots back there so that's good but where's the wheelchair ramp we gotta get something man this place is gonna get sued real quick the library is now selling free coffee for one dollar it's a scam how are you gonna sell free coffee for dollars um yeah you really just shouldn't have put the word free in there just now selling coffee for a dollar how about that or the library is now free like like there we go if the library is free then that's what i'm talking about your mom was free last night and like this coffee your mom was hot [Music] [Music] okay i'm done i'm done i'm done man i'm about to give me some free coffee for a dollar skittles dang those are the ugliest looking skittles i've ever seen in my life come on man those are peanuts you labeled the wrong thing yeah you put the wrong thing in the wrong thing yeah look i'm cool with getting some nuts or peanuts but dang at least label it correctly gosh dang it now i want some skittles and i bet you this is the same person that did that called jacob billboard um man you gotta get it together people need to stop hiring this dude to label their stuff it's not working come on now if i wanted to taste the rainbow i would just went to your mom's place last night okay i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm sorry i'll leave your mom out of this and i'll leave this out of your mouth oh okay okay that's it that's it we're done we're fit we're finished it's over it's over baby needs beers and wines no um i'm pretty sure that's illegal you can't do that you know i can't have babies drinking beers and wines not on my watch or maybe they're just talking about like their girlfriend or boyfriend like hey baby needs some beers and wines baby yeah yep right on i'll al9 that's what you got to do you know if you got a baby and they need beers and wines come on down to this person's grocery store you guys really should re-label that real soon because otherwise you guys gonna get in trouble you guys gonna get in trouble with the law with the law not the lord the the lord the lord yeah i'm telling you guys it's that same dude who did the call jacob sign and who labeled the skittles dang and it's probably the same dude who labeled the free coffee for a dollar bro what is going on they need to get together man you already know we got it [Music] wow wow wow uh you put in a crooked door uh jeez what happened man an earthquake like a landslide what's going on this whole thing is crooked man i mean this is for people that like have one leg that's shorter than the other that way they just lean like this and then they walk in perfectly dang is this like the hobbit's house or something the keebler elves house this door leads to the grinch's house man i had no idea and people just walking by like as normal somebody come fix this yep apartment 28 dang i mean this is the place you go to to get like drugs and stuff man it ain't right oh here we go invisalign yeah the clear alternative to bracelets all right before and after you're not even smiling in the before photo bro i mean how are we supposed to know what your teeth looked like before before he just like yeah i bought me some free coffee for a dollar so what and then after he's smiling you can see his teeth after looks good but i want to know what before looked like come on brandon what are we supposed to do here man i mean why didn't you smile for the before photo this is like the worst commercial i've ever seen in my life the worst advertising invisalign y'all sucking right now 14 months dr sam dare fresh smile orthodontics i mean yeah i guess you got the fresh smile after but before his teeth must have really been looking bad because he he was just like nope i ain't showing it i ain't showing it today sandwiches and salads okay all right meatball sandwich dollars six cents not bad two scrumptious meatballs covered with meat sauce on poor boy roll add for cheese 75 for cheese dang is this like cheese that comes from the moon or what i ain't got 75 dollars to be spending on cheese man that's more expensive than adding guac at chipotle yeah y'all must have made a mistake man i mean i don't want to i don't want cheese that bad the meatball sandwich sounds good but but you know it ain't worth adding sheets for 75 do you know what i could do with 75 dollars geez a lot i could do a lot with 75 come on subway y'all got to get your prices together gotta lower it down what happened to the good old days when it was five dollar foot longs those days are long gone it's over man whoa no no man where's the privacy at all y'all had to do was just build the doors a little bit lower so that you know to cover up the uh cover up the goodies yeah man i mean jeez if you sit on this toilet you're gonna be able to see everything you're gonna be able to see the people washing their hands at the sink you're gonna be able to see the people like up outside the door you're gonna be able to wave to your neighbor and be like hey how you holding up i really don't know why they do that at public restrooms they just build like the stall with little like why don't you build a full door and then just have it to where i can lock it gosh dang it man i ain't got time to have people looking at me through the stall handling my business man god damn it's ridiculous it's ridiculous and this needs to end all right we got a lot of problems out in the world but i think this one needs to be solved first i'm just kidding but seriously like solve the problem soon private sign do not read um but i just read it though yeah apparently this person can't read because i mean do not read what don't you mean like private property do not trespass or something like that geez this would be a mean joke to play on the people that don't know how to read i don't think this sign is gonna do anything for anybody i mean private sign do not read so you know i mean yeah people still gonna trespass on your land and you're gonna be screwed private sign do not read man just like that we good gucci mane thank you guys for watching the video please please just click that subscribe button leave a like on the video make sure to get that get that present out of here merchant time for the holidays is now available so get there and get some got the link in the description below crowdmade.com check it out we also got to get that out of here bracelets to get that out of here hat we got to get that out of here pins we got everything but yeah i really hope you guys enjoyed the video please be safe out there and i'm see you next time peace [Music] you

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Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 12 2019