PENNY'S BIG SECRET - Opposites Attract Story - Kindergarten 2

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Montee I risk my life for that little piece of paper so help me God if you read it incorrectly I'm gonna roll you downhill oh there you are I've been tweeting that document you gave me it's a doozy what did it say well penny isn't of some sort what what's up guys welcome back to kindergarten too and for today's episode we'll be taking on a mission called opposites attract you guys know I'm not a big fan of playing matchmaker in this game but at the same time we know very little about the new girl penny and considering she may or may not be some kind of green goo alien shape-shifting basement monster thing I feel like this should be interesting so we need bob's tool belt we need this A+ report card and we need a lighter that I just bought from Monty because apparently to get this started I need to have contraband taken by penny and then talk to bugs during morning time the weird thing about penny other than her cold dead smile and everything that I mentioned at the beginning of this video is that she's some kind of metal detector but she just knows instinctively when people have contraband nobody can explain it and she feels the need to confiscate it so I'm pretty sure if I let time pass she'll take it when I go in the morning time but I kind of want to talk to her first hello my name is I'm sorry I couldn't help but notice that you have some contraband on you I'm afraid I'm gonna have to confiscate it how did you know that what I just I don't know how just make this easy for me please and hand it over are you allowed to confiscate it of course my mommy is the principal she wants to keep the school safe oh that explains a lot we didn't know that beforehand I'm sorry but you're gonna have study hall today I really hope we can still be friends I doubt it okay so the twitchy face stabbing with a spoon lunch lady is the principle sister and the potential green goo alien shape-shifting basement monster student is the principal's daughter starting to think that that family tree might be rotten bugs I don't suppose I could just talk to you now can I she took my knife a little smidge she has made a very unstable enemy she took my stuff too she did so it's not just because I'm fat and ugly well you are fat and ugly but I'm not gonna say that out loud she said that to you well no I just assumed that's why she randomly searched me so what do we do about this I want my knife back we gotta find out where she put it then we take her out do you mean like take her out to a nice seafood dinner never call her again or take her out back and give her the old yeller treatment because I don't really feel like screwing with the principal or her spawn literally how do we do it we need a man on the inside are you smart enough to get into that smart class I'm pretty sure that's where she goes after this I do conveniently have an A+ report card damn it okay good go make friends with her do her a favor or something see if you can get her to open up on where she's gonna put our stuff um sure yeah that doesn't sound like an awful idea at all so I've been gazing into dr. Tanner's ball sack for the better part of a few minutes and he keeps mumbling about flowers and wanting me to go on a mission he's not to let me into a smart class no matter how many report cards I have so I figure I probably need to talk to mrs. Applegate I don't think I've ever spoken to her a morning time before oh it's you how's uh how's it going are you okay I'm I'm just great a little tired maybe or something you wouldn't happen to have any of those pills you had yesterday nope sorry then stop bothering me the Bell hasn't rung yet so I don't have to put up with you right now Oh hey not getting into the spark class that way uh maybe I should take that meeting with you hello I'm the principal of the spine school I'm so happy to have so many new students today sure you are oh I know what you're thinking but I promise this school is far safer than your last one I don't believe you I'll tell you what why don't we have a lunch together my treat we can address any concerns you may have I'll give you a chance sure why not oh goody here's a pass that will get you out of lunch just meet me in my office and we'll talk this whole thing out see you then oh that might actually be helpful I'm trying to figure what I'm supposed to use these apples for I guess a pass is pretty good do you have anything else to say I really hope we can still be friends oh I think we can really well that would be so great I don't want to get people in trouble it just sort of happens it's fine thank you you can have this friendship bracelet it'll be nice to have some company in the smart class I normally have to sit alone can't imagine why see you there Oh interesting maybe that friendship bracelet will stop the principal from killing me oh and now I can use it great okay that's the Bell everyone head inside to your assigned classrooms I'm going to smart class I love that the scuba classes kids like nugget playing with Gidget spinners and doll houses for the smart class his kids like Monty building literal ray guns for their wheelchair babies permit I like to do that but at the same time it's just night and day welcome to the advanced class if you're here you were proven to be smarter than the other slugs you call peers please try to use this time constructively Einstein was building ray guns in kindergarten so should you okay well maybe he is allowed okay but maybe he's encouraged it screw me sideways with a ray gun remember to fill out your daily assessment on the computer if you take it you get a school mandate prize because we can't have learning without incentive what a world mandated prize you say interesting I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing here other than talking to penny you should take a look around I don't think I've looked at a lot of this stuff before because I can't I mean other than the leg cuz it looks like a leg no wait it is a leg I wonder if the other is around here somewhere we've seen the other one right it was thrown down in nugget cave 2.0 to feed a monster I just don't know how what is this please step away from the air vent there's nothing for you to do with that that explains some things well it looks like both the computers are busy right now so I'm guessing I need to take that mandatory MacGuffin assessment whatever was later let's talk to your crazy-looking ass first you came to sit with me that's so nice you really do want to be my friend even after I took your stuff where is the stuff you take from kids oh um I don't actually know it just sort of goes away how can you not know it's really strange sometimes I just forget things i black out sometimes I don't like the fact that that's important oh but I do remember something about my dolly your dolly yeah my mommy says I'm not allowed to play with her anymore she's in the toy chest in the other class what's so special about your doll I don't remember I know she's important you should get her for me maybe they don't remember where I put your stuff yes I could try - yay I can't wait to see her again she should be in the toy chest thank you so much I'll be right back with her hey what gives this is just a box of cleaning supplies I thought we were getting prizes the school mandates that I give out prizes does it mandate that they have to be good prizes so I just grab something out of the janitor's closet oh you don't want to do that it's rule number one of this school is don't screw with the janitor what a total ripoff oh is that gonna be my prize I hope not Carla I'll be the first to admit I'm supposed to be in the dumb class I didn't study for this assessment I don't suppose you can help at all I'm going next on the computer it'll keep me on Dana's good side good for you okay I guess we'll just wing it I can take an assessment on this computer take the assessments oh thank you for taking your assessments please take your pick of cleaning supply I mean prizes oh okay that was easy uh toilet paper or spray bottle Oh what the hell I've seen toilet paper downstairs all right I can get toilet paper from the stalls if I need to I don't think I've ever seen a spray bottle before hopefully I don't need these of course I need them there's no way they're just here for no friggin reason there you go enjoy your prize now go do some smart child things oh hey smart child things like what build a ray gun or sit there crying we never did find out what your mom's crying all the time that's the point of science I can't bring my dad back rights right his dad was the principal of the first game wasn't he I have no pity your dad shot me in the head multiple times it'll be okay Jerome suck it up cry-baby I never actually commented on this thing because I can't interact with it but it's really suspicious of there's some kind of Bell with a red stain underneath it and I'm sure it has nothing to do with the legs that are hanging around this place if you must leave it would be nice if you asked first okay can I leave I don't know can't you leave oh god that is such a teacher meme may I leave yes that's quite all right just be back before the bell rings okay wait really the other teacher never lets us Wow okay you're a whole lot less strict can I get past oh I'm guessing that principal pass is just gonna let me pass these idiots all that's so convenient did the dumb class we go yep we're in the right place of course you would have the doll that I need I just love this doll she's so pretty just like Mae and I have it I suppose you could if you can win custody what do you mean we're gonna play house it'll be fun I guess we can perfect I'll see you over at the doll house ex-husband oh no oh no get now get help can you come over here and leave please keeping my attorney what are you doing here it's not the weekend or Thanksgiving I'm gonna spray Cindy in the face because it's giving me the option and that seems a man oh it's green oh is that a mistake what the heck are you doing that's not how this works my eyes sprayer against burget oh it stings so bad my head is spinning just take the stupid doll leave me alone ohh oh ohh-oh-oh her eyes are all screwed up now what you're not supposed to be in here I'm not putting up with any more kids and I need you today get out oh thank God I took the spray bottle what the hell did I spray your with it was green at first and then it kind of seeped in oh wait Green is bad I forgot the green is bad well I got your special doll and it only cost one girl her eyesight did you get her there you go you did it I missed her so much thank you this means the world to me happy to help you know I haven't actually told anyone that you had contraband on you I don't have to I won't have study hall I think that's bear you really did make me happy - hey what's this what is some kind of things sticking out of her back it looks like some kind of old computer disk weird oh it's a floppy disk what well I don't need it you can have it if you want thank you so much for being my friend today sure I'm gonna hide her under this table my mommy wouldn't want me playing with her okay so is the knife under this table I still need Bugsy's knife don't die I got a floppy disc that I can put it in the computer but I'm willing to bet doctor Dan or what see interesting uh can I get under this desk nope you're just gonna hide it under the table mommy wouldn't want me playing with it all right so I already took my assessment I don't need to take it again I can't use the computer in any other way and I can't find bugs his knife I really hope he doesn't freak out at lunch because I didn't find it in all reality I guess he can't stab me so I guess we'll just move on I hope you all learned something Bay please go to lunch I'll do that well I got a say so far so good no monsters no sudden untimely deaths well a recon go did she tell you where she put her stuff she gave me this disc do I really want to give you the disc I feel like it's important right you would just eat it or sit on it or something interesting well we got to see what's on it's clean access to a computer and there's probably one in the principal's office since when are you the brains of the operation how do I get in there did you smooth talk the principal like I told you never told me to smooth talk anybody but I did because I'm smart I'm gonna cause an incident in here one that requires the principal's attention which he leaves our office that's when you get on her computer good plan one more thing after you get the file printed see about unlocking the back door I have a feeling we'll need to get back up there okay egg makes sense as well Jesus bugs eat your smart pills this morning or what and get going to the principal's office we've got work to do okay then so you just cause your commotion and I'll be on my way I suppose should I talk to anybody here first uh we want to talk to you yes we could I just love making new friends they don't seem too thrilled to meet you can't imagine why once again I find myself in this situation where there's a 50/50 chance I'm gonna die I don't know if I should pass time have him start the commotion have the principal show up then I go to her office or should I go to her meeting and then have it interrupted by bugs not really sure I could try to leave that's gonna cost me an apple right Oh what are you doing you cannot leave you have not eaten yet I'm gonna go see the principal okay the fact that that's requiring the item that I have seems important right oh I sister we should see you I'm your child she never wants to have lunch with her dear sister well I guess that's not your problem I guess not by just going straight here am i G oh uh oh hello please do come in oh I don't feel good about this you seem really overexposed lady what's going on your skin is like pasty white I'm so happy you came by I'm always very concerned about the well-being of the stew come quick children the children have gone mad oh god she's covered in foods it was a started a food fight I guess what are you talking about Margaret what's happened why are you covered in condiments it is every lunch lady's worst fear come to fruition it's uh Oh goodbye oh no I do apologize but we'll have to pick this up later please don't do anything while I'm gone this will only take a minute take your time take your time do I definitely need to look round these boxes look familiar we've seen boxes like those next to a face stabbing monster in the Nugget cave I can interact with them looks like this box just has some of the principal's clothes in it weird okay well I took them so now I can get dressed like her not all that useful just a calendar oh how the seasons change oh and now I get just finding outfits all over the place we've seen this plant twice before once in the teachers lounge once in the science room but they were always green it's a pink plant I think they're feeling that the science teacher had something to do with its creation probably I think that thing on her desk is a computer it's kind of hard to tell this is the principal's computer I can't read so there isn't much I can do on it good points okay all insert the disk there we go we got our print out easy enough this document printed out when I put the disk in the computer I wonder what it says be taking that now I only have one more action before she shows up which is probably to open the back door cuz door seems to lead outside it's locked but I can unlock it uh hold on I wanted to check this first because that book seems awful suspicious what about this there's a lot of books on this bookshelf I don't think any would interest me okay but what about this one a lot of books on this bookshelf there's a bright red book that seems to stick out here hmm do i unlock the door or do I pull the book I'm supposed to unlock the door before she gets back but I want to know what she's hiding okay that might be for another episode I gotta stick to this one I I don't want to die so we're gonna unlock the door goodness what a mess these new children make me miss the ones I oh I almost forgot I left you in here my mistake what were you about to say was oh nothing don't worry about that try not to I didn't even really pick up on that what was she about to say what could I I miss something no good I'm afraid our time is almost up we'll have to try this again tomorrow I guess we will please return to lunch and try not to slip on anything it's a mess in there oh yeah that much of a mess right it mostly nuggets bugs I did not see what secrets were behind a hidden bookcase so you had better be able to read please tell me you got something I got it hell yeah all right Monty a deal's a deal I protected you from getting messed up when the food started flying now you yes bugs are we gasps stupid document for you but this thing looks pretty big I can have it done with wheezes starts recess well I have study hall I want to know what it says right now come on bugs no it doesn't work like that it looks like your wittle friend here is gonna have to get it before you interesting fine I'll take this walkie-talkie I want to know everything you know I have a feeling we're just scratching the surface okay yeah that makes sense the Monty the smartest kid here would be the only one who can read the bell was wrong be gone from my cafeteria anyone who is you surveyed our lovely principal today shall report study huh all others may go play at recess gonna go to recess we got out of there Monty I risk my life for that little piece of paper so help me God if you read it incorrectly I'm gonna roll you downhill oh there you are I've been tweeting that document you gave me it's a doozy what did it say well penny is an Android of some sort what's it's booty quasi the technology is astounding literally my last guess would have been Android how who where oh these are all important I think our objective right now is to get back the confiscated stuff so I'm gonna ask how did that happen it seems that she was attacked by a bear or something we bow to stuff she had a wad of stuff replaced who's controlling her it works like there are three were motes that had full access it was go to the teachers and principal no listener is all over the school that only respond to one voice command with jizz I'm sending you to the principal's office that's not sketchy at all and now I'm really wondering what's behind that bookcase ooh the plot thickens oh wait is there more about the remotes yeah the hallmarks have four buttons on them Wien summon silk Louisa's contraband yellow deactivates defenses red bars away sir nope nope that seemed kind of important to remember I remember that if I were you could save your wife if you got your hands on one of those remotes great we'll just wing it now I dance where's this up she's confiscating the schematics indicate she has a storage compartment somewhere in his stomach I don't know if there's an ethical way of getting it out oh so the green goo that we saw she must have confiscated and had inside of her and when she fell down the stairs she jumped into the basement to repair itself or something like that I'm still so confused maybe there green goo Androids Monte you're raising more questions than answers here you got any ideas well if I had to take down a robot I'd probably try magnetizing huh it's a giant magnet inside the science class but you can't use it why not because we're warning about planks inside class today unless the westin playing changes you're not going to be able to get close to that thing figure it out oh uh hey kids I heard the whole thing may be upstairs design classroom cut through the principal's office we're gonna bust this girl's head wide open got it oh okay how do I get to that backdoor of I think it's up here right well okay this isn't a mistake yeah I gotta open this gate I got lots of apples I should be fine but I think this here might be the back door yeah there we go and now I I could technically see what I don't know if I need these apples I'll come back okay if we have a spare Apple I will come back Oh [ __ ] no dear this isn't the study hall room oh my mistake could you show me the right room of course right this way okay well that didn't go so well she's guarding the study hall room now so don't come down here what should I do plan hasn't changed I'm sure there's a way to get in the science classroom you just got to get in there and change the lesson plan to magnets got it got it once you do that get back outside and wait for the bell to ring so you can pay the lab fee I'm gonna need you to start science class okay will do I do have enough for the lab piece oh I don't need to sell anything to Monty but this is locked isn't it is the door of the science classroom it's locked clap what are the odds this isn't a secret passage down into the basement where they turn students into androids and instead it just leads into the science class I gotta pull the book as much as I don't want to I'm gonna put weight doesn't even cost an apple so I could just oh it's a monster mom card are you kidding me oh wait a secret passage didn't open up I'm a little disappointed there's a monster wrong card in the book though god damn it man so I had no reason to be paranoid I'm still pretty goddamn paranoid I think we know that the elevator goes down to where everything is happening but I still have no way in maybe Bob can oh hey I would rather not talk to you if at all possible what is oh wait yeah this air vent looks like it could be unscrewed it seems to lead to the science classroom I assumed it was an air vent that led down into the basement and they threw one of the legs down there but it's just an air vent between the bathroom and the science class because apparently you want to smell formaldehyde when you're taking a dump and dumps when you're in science class screw it a done screw it's actually and then go through yeah okay let me guess I'm gonna be using this thing I was gonna say this thing is it looks kind of bloody but no that's a magnet and that's a magnet that would be our lesson plan finally kavanah has various lessons plans oh yeah I can change the move boulders around okay today's lesson will be magnets and I have one apple left to get the hell out of here right I shouldn't be wasting any more time I need to get back down to recess I don't want to talk to you we've used Bob's tool belt and the report card and the spray bottle and the walkie-talkie still have no idea what the friendship bracelets for but I think that's gonna be it for lunchtime finally just one more class and then I get to go home anyone who wants to pay the lab fee can go to the science classroom everyone else meet in the gym I'll be going to science class thank you very much here's hoping the lesson plan change actually worked he was pretty hell-bent on his flowers this morning welcome to science class today's lesson will be about magnets that's odd I thought it was about plants anyway magnets have plenty of uses in science such as roving bullets from furniture or pulling aircraft out of the sky okay are we gonna be doing any of that today now observe the power of magnets that's strange magnet doesn't seem to be working it looks like someone has sabotage my magnet one of the gears is missing a gear in a magnet what what I will not have some rat of a child ruining good science children it's time for a scavenger hunt where ever finds that gear gets a prize or something start looking great because I really wanted that little bit of toilet paper um hey can I talk to you for a second what is it I think I'm the one that took the gear you think it's kind of a blur I blacked out again or something I think I put it in the blue locker but I don't know the combination I'll get it back something is different since I met you I hope you find it whoa whoa I thought that was her Jesus Christ bugs not now sounds like we need to get into that locker I'm gonna talk this Carla girl apparently she's good at opening locks okay meet me upstairs by the lockers sounds good can I just leave can I leave from here please step away from the air vent there's nothing for you to do with that okay can't go to the bathroom hey I see you over there no leave him aside Oh God I'm gonna go look for the gear but he sees me so I needed to see I could distract but I don't have the fork so I can't make Cindy jab a fork into an outlet again okay I'm gonna go look for the gear oh good idea it might be somewhere in the hall air is a Hall Pass but I don't want you going downstairs understand got it oh okay it's this one right here this blue one hold up guys let me see some passes I got a job to do you know she's got a bathroom pass he's got a hall pass I got a lighter for you we good oh yeah I guess so oh geez why did it have to be this one this is pennies Locker we're all dead if we get caught trying to get in here don't worry about that just pick the stupid luck so we can get out of here no deal man we're up in the 80 if you want it now this locker what do you want there's a special laser module that she uses to fry kids with I want it comprendes a special laser module that she uses to fried kids why does everybody just know things and not care what fine whatever now open this stupid thing easy for you to say keep bagging that classroom right now and keep her from coming out here she has a blackout right now we'll have a serious problem Oh everybody knows more than me I hate it I said that Monty was the smartest kid in class but he's the most book-smart kids okay clearly Carla is the smartest kid in class you know about her blackouts we all do great we just choose not to talk about it because we all want to live now get in there and keep her coming out here how long will this take it should only take a little while assuming she doesn't come out here and ruin our lives how do i distract her she had a doll that used to keep her calm if you had that it might help worth a shot okay I'll try she does have her doll right oh oh she put it under this desk didn't she it should be like here or somewhere maybe he's dull Oh still even under this table yes good Oh something's wrong I think someone is trying to get into my locker hell does she know that I mean she's an Android okay we're getting the gear remember what you can't go through my locker I need to protect myself I mean my stuff why don't you play with your doll my dolly yes my dolly when things were better when times were simpler yes uncle play with my dolly good idea we should probably not mention bears around here right that might trigger her are we good can I go back out don't don't start with me again okay we're good who's gonna stop me uh you have a problem I'm gonna assume that we're good here got it here's your stupid gear fatso hope you're lucky you're a girl I would push you down the stairs for a comment like that I just remember your end of the bargain bring me that laser module I'll get it from you tomorrow before school yeah yeah you'll get what's coming to you here's the gear kids get back in there and let's price this chick okay yay will do it's just how are we gonna friar with a magnet I'm still confused how this thing works and I probably shouldn't be the one repairing it considering I don't can't even read I also want you to say right now if he transforms into some kind of giant plant like Hulk beast at some point I called it okay his name is dr. Dehner it's probably dr. drew sedan er the Incredible Hulk I have no idea don't talk to me unless yeah Becky I got the gear I got the gear you do oh well that's bunch of news gather round children and observe the power of magnets okay we're gathering um dr. Tanner I don't feel so good hi Oh oh [ __ ] Oh what I was way more powerful than I would have expected Oh No I am so fired yeah thank genius shut up Ozzie no one likes you tell the truth oh well children it looks like this at the end of the tenure here is day at school don't do any drugs unless I gave them to you goodbye then okay so not transforming just blasting off again we got her wow that worked way more violently than I thought it would right I've got this stuff let's get the hell out of here right behind you just no Reaper con este CLE we didn't do it right hey dr. Danner did it we're in the clear principal can't be mad at us I kind of expected to see her out front tapping her foot waiting to eviscerate me I can't believe we did it we took out an Android and got my knife back it's been a good day I guess so you could have just bought another knife who's that ladies I think Carla wants it I'll let you give it to her tomorrow she kind of scares me ooh okay then and commemorate the end of being spied on by a robot here's on Mott surmount car there's just a big guy it's a bit of a stretch killer I whatever man I'll see you tomorrow see ya oh so we have some kind of death laser now that would probably come in a whole lot more handy than half the crap I've been given you know what I think that's gonna be it for this episode of kindergarten to guys and at the end this video I just wanted to quickly mention that you know kindergarten one it kind of flew under the radar it was popular but not many people did a full playthrough of the game but I knew that kindergarten too was gonna be big everybody was gonna be playing it everybody was gonna be finishing it which means everybody had a whole lot of choices for who they would want to watch and the fact that you guys want to watch me over somebody else is something that I he appreciates honestly because I love the game and I want to play more it's the reason that I'm playing full stories in each video and it's the reason that I try to edit it down and make it as entertaining as possible and kill myself doing all these dumb voices and just keep returning to it so frequently I wouldn't be able to do it without you guys I think so much watching this video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]
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Length: 35min 36sec (2136 seconds)
Published: Wed Aug 07 2019
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