MAC! Whoa, where the hell am I? Woah, what is this place? Why is there a smashed box? Its not like I tried to sit on it a few seconds ago..(he did) Dont believe me. I'm not that stupid.. ..Im stupid.(we know.) Ya bitch just got his OWN APART- Nope. Thats the wrong one. Thats the BLURRY one. Ya bitch just got his own APARTMENT. oOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That's right, I have a new apartment. It's cute, the bitch empty though. YEET! It's gonna cost me a lot of money to fill it.. and I'm not about that life.(obviously) Also, I have a new roommate! We found each other through Tinder so like... that's a story time waiting to happen. Usually when I film videos it has some type of backlight on. But when I turn on this one, look what happen on the camera! What the fuck. *ufo light* So we're gonna do this video with no aesthetic! Sitting on the floor.. Because I tried to sit on a box that was empty..(uh-huh) ..And I forgot that I am a Heavy. Ass. Bitch. (relatable?) And I thought the best thing to do to break in this new apartment.. ..is to watch people say some racist shit My brand- what is my brand? On twitter I asked you guys to send me some racist videos and.. ..posts and you guys send me them.. ..and now we're going to watch them react to them and comment hate about them. I ran out of breath. Someone upstairs just flushed their toilet, and I can hear the water trickling down. I love living in apartments. ALSO, about to hit a million subscribers. #MacToMil on Twitter. Do that. Go ahead. Promote me if you want to. If you want to, you don't actually have to. You might not even like me you might just watch my videos in passing and be like I don't give a shit about your life. But honestly same. But let's go. This video sponsored by Black + Decker!! AKA the box that I'm balancing my laptop on... I love having no furniture. I love sleeping on the ground, but here we are. Here's a tweet. Time to live in Trumps America. *sarcastic laughing* Political. Comedy. The first video I see is a Twitter video. We love variety here. Girl in video: So, obviously, I date this trash ass black person, right here. Mac: Do you? Do you date him after saying that real quick? I'm. Bitch. Girl in video: When dating a black person, you have to learn these five easy steps One, you must learn Ebonics. So, if you want to go to the store- Mac: Oh, she goin there. Girl in video: In order to tell him you are going to the store, you have to be like. Ey, yo ma n**** les'go. We goin' to da sto' *shook* Mac: I never knew someone could completely cancel themselves in 30 seconds AHH HAA HAA BITCH! WHATCHA DOIN? ooOOO HOOHOOOOO She get a little black inside her sometimes and think she got a card now She's got a full out subscription bitch. His face right now is me. His face is me on a daily. With the water bottle too, bitch I'm thirsty as hell. This is me. That's my brand. Where are the other steps, girl? Hopefully we have friends after this. Girl in video: (unintelligible babbling), how are they supposed to know what you're saying? I don't. First of all, bitch. It looks like that one person in high school that thinks they're too smart for school, but then they come out saying stupid shit like this. You know, one of those loud as people in your class that think that homework is unneeded but then, when asked common-sense things about human decency and shit, they just hit the fan? Girl in video: You're so black and you're insecure about your blackness, then you have to make yourself look white So, now I look eXtrA WhiTe. *bitch what.* Mac: WhOoOooOOO is she?! Who is she?! Who she thinks she is? If a person I was dating said some shit like that to me.. Y'all know where the hell to find me when their house randomly catches on fire. Okay? That's all im gonna say! Guy in video: What's it like dating a black person, man? Is it cool? Is it not cool? Girl in video: It's horrible! I'm tired of eating ramen all the time. Guy: I don't even make ramen? Girl: All the- Mac: If it's terrible dating a black person, bitch. Then get off that black dick! Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. Wow, that was stupid. *he doesn't care* What a great first video. Oh my gosh. That was the first video I ever reacted to in this apartment. Did I just officially break in my apartment? Did I just officially move in?? F*ck furniture. It's all about the video making right? We don't sleep We don't stay anywhere. We just make videos in an empty ass apartment. Get this non-existent demonetized money bitch, okay? Oo there's a part two... Girl in video: Ramen and fried chicken; If you not eat those two things, do NOT date a black person *BiTCh WHaT* How can someone cancel themselves even more in NINE seconds, bitch? WhoOo raised you? Where did you come from? Why hasn't Trump picked you to be part of the cabinet yet? Let's be honest, lets be honest... Guy in video: You know people actually just work by come on really on internet searching how to date a black person if you're on the internet searching how to date a black person don't. let them see your trash ass hairline cuz that's what happens when you black you got these trash ass hairlines why is that TRuE? why did that hurt my feelings ? that's what happens when You're black you have some trash ass hairlines Why did that break my soul you see my tectonic plates right above my head always shifted i've known you for five months y'all been dating for 5 months ONLY and y'all being like this with eachother? I'm too hungry for this. see the way she lookin at him? SEE THE WAY SHE LOOKIN AT HIM? One word that is called addiction, bitch. that is called once you go *black* You never go back okay that is that. Look, that is the black agenda? Wow *shaken* Messy "Asians in the library" here we go. Oh wow wow I Already hate this we know that I'm not the most politically correct person so don't take this offensively don't take this Offensively, I'm not politically correct. Here's some racist ass shit I'm about to say right now Racism is It's just not being politically correct Racism is racism you ain't running out of this one the problem is these hordes of Asian people that UCLA if you're gonna come UCLA use American manners well I'm sorry Do you own Ucla, bitch? with yo fake ass hair Extension push-up bra looking ass the Asian people that live in all the apartments around me their moms and their brothers and their sisters and their grandmas and their grandpas and their cousins and that they know that they brought along from Asia with that comes here on the Weekends to do their laundry buy their groceries and cook their food for them. You mad? You jealous? They got family that would take care of them, bitch. I wish I wish I can have someone coming through this door right now and give me furniture and food in my laundry, bitch I will are you mad I was that not American mannerism that is nice as hell But it's considered American mannerism wearing a bra two sizes too small bitch I can see you. In America, we don't talk on our cell phones in the library *unknown racist stereotypical Asian words* There she goes, she did it, she did it! I knew she would! I knew she wasn't above it! There she goes! Making it a full circle, cancel! Cancel! All I wanna say is I just hope you found peace and some better outfit and a better wig because Bitch we can see you. woman yelling and demanding Racist woman yelling and demanding To see a white doctor. So you're at the doctor refusing to see other doctors because they're not your race? BITCH THEYRE ALL DOCTORS! THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME DEGREE!WHAT DO YOU THINK IS DIFFRENT? What's happening overall may have the same things on the inside Oh, and this happened in Canada whoever said Canadians were nice are lying to themselves Look at the face of her son. I'm so embarrassed that is the face of a boy He knows his mother is in the wrong and that just wants to get some hell, but his mom gotta be so extra Your son has chest pains, and you refuse to see a doctor that isn't white Are you communicating everyone in AHA tell her bitch! you wanna a doctor that speaks English? we all speak English here bitch you're just being racist stop trying to hide it tell her bitch Attacking them was that a slur to us, you're brown you're brown. Oh oh Oh, no. I'm brown. Oh my gosh. How dare you Wow I want to know what happened to that woman I want to know if her child was taken away because Honestly you refusing to get help for your child off of a stupid reason like that Deserves your child to be taken away from you I'm just gonna say that right someone just send me a picture that says My mother arty girl goes on racist rant We love people some reason found a way to scam their way into higher education He and as stupid as a fucking rock I want to go on the racist rant on the internet on the 21st Century and thinks it's not gonna bite you in the back Why are you in college *nearly unintelligible slurs abouts hating blacks* WhOOOOOO OOOOO . HA 2018 why would you post shit like that on the internet and think you're gonna come off crystal clean, bitch? *shook* Let's unpack this... First—okay—so... It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day And that's added layer to this right now and added depth Saying that she doesn't care to say the n-word and then she adds on to it by saying She's in the South now b*tch Implying that the south has very racist tendencies Double ignorance just crashing into each other spitting on the south and spitting on black people And then, as well, spitting on New Jersey 'cause she's from New Jersey She just spit on three things in one Instagram video And thought she was gonna walk out okay. That's called privilege b*tch. F you for sneaking me to my sorority so here's more things for you to tell them about me How are you in college? How did you get there? And how are you not growing from it? That is my question. I just wanna ask... "father Mac is thirsty for views..." Of course. Let's end this with one more video This one is apparently a racist cartoon from the 1920s so we finna... We just finna, okay? Okay, but where's the racism? Weird looking plane, but where's the racism? They're in Africa... This is already 'bout to be delicious. It's happening what are they doing? *confused and triggered * They did the thing! The thing has been done! It has been created! Blackface. Let's unpack this for a second. So they're going to Africa and because they didn't fit in... Guess what they did? Guess what they decided to do! *strange mac noises* Was that supposed to be an octopus, or was that just my imagination? Okay, I'm done. It's over. We're done with this. We're done. We're just moving on. Thank you guys so much for watching! What did we learn today, kids? Some people in college just have a lot more learn. And if you live in that apartment, your dog is constantly barking Maybe you should move out The dog stopped... The dog stopped .(you thought.) My name is Mac and don't forget to like, comment, share, and sub-scree-bay (subscribe). My first 'bwah' in this apartment. You're ready?! BWA A A AHH bye.
