- I was married before and my father-in-law bought
me something like this. I tried it on. It was a gag. - Why don't you ever wear that for me? - Threw that out a long
time ago. (laughing) (soft music) - My name is Tia and these are my parents. - I'm Roy. - I'm Joanne. - I'm Haley. I am Laura's daughter. - I'm Laura, her mom. - And this is my stepfather, Lou. - I'm 18. - I'm 22 now. - I'm pretty open with them. They know a lot about my life. - I'd say, pretty open. - Yeah. - Have you ever gone through my room and found anything? - Yes I have gone to your room. - Oh my God! Are you kidding me? - Do you think I hide
anything from you mom? - I don't. - You have. It's nothing bad, I'm just saying, there are things I know
that you don't know. We're never gonna talk about them. - Okay, well I guess we're gonna find out. - My mom. - Totally agree but I want to try to win. - Yeah (laughs) (soft music) - Felix, what's going on in
your love life right now? - I'm single right now. - How many people do you
think I've had sex with? - Three? - No. - Ella, are you sexually active? - I am. I have a boo thang. - Ella, are you monogamous? - Yeah, a little boring. Like you. (laughs) - I mean, I would say I'm a
sexually active 24 year old. - Are you? (mumbling) Wait a minute. Mono, no wait a minute. - Menage a trois! - Do you sleep with your boyfriend? - Yes I strictly only
sleep with my boyfriend. - Right, that's what I was trying to say. - And he strictly only sleeps with me. - Right. - No. - I wanna mix it up. I know her boyfriend and
he's super responsible. - I do own them. I don't use them all that much, but I do own them. - Yes. - Yes. - The answer is yes. - Yay. - I would hope yes. But for some reason, I'm gonna say no. - I'ma say yes. - I do have condoms in my room. - You do? I'm happy yes. Thank God you do. - Yes, she's got at least
one condom in the house. - And I'm saying no. - I don't have any condoms. - Why don't you have condoms. - Honestly, convenience. - Do you believe this? Do you believe this? (soft music) - No, I don't think he does. - I say no. - No, I don't. I've never smoked a cigarette. - I don't think she has cigarettes. - I say no as well. - No. - Yay.
- Boom! - Oh, definitely. - Yes she does. - How do you know? - Because I've seen them in your purse. - Oh, it's say yes. - How long have you been smoking? - I was 16. I stole one of your Newports. I'll stop smoking if you stop. (laughs) - Can you see me wearing a thong? - No. - I generally do the laundry, I would guess yes. - Yes. - I'm gonna say yes. - I say yeah. He's got a little freaky side to him. - Yeah. - No, I don't own those. - You don't?
- No, but I might now. No, I'm kidding, am like. - Yes. - I'll go with no. - Yes. In a different color. (laughs)
- Would you ever wear those? - Maybe if I was your age. - Would you ever wear those? - You're not talking to
me, are you? (laughing) - I was married before and my father-in-law bought
me something like this. I tried it on. It was a gag. - Why don't you ever wear that for me? - Threw that out a long time ago. (laughs) - Oh, it's a bong. Hailey does, yes have one of these. I've seen her smoke out of it. - Of course. - We partake. - They partake. - No, that makes Ella anxious. - I'm gonna say yes. - I don't, because it
does make me anxious. - Have you guys ever smoked weed? - Am taking the fifth. - Yes. - I know they have. When's the last time? - We don't need to answer that, do we? (laughs) - She hasn't yet but we getting there. - No. What is yet? (laughs) When it comes to marijuana, that was your choice. I mean, we've talked about this. You know this, Jake, her boyfriend. I know he didn't force it on you. - Do you think Jake is
a bad influence on me? - So here's my take on this very simply. Sometimes he drives me nuts and I wanna punch him in the fucking face. Because you don't move quick enough. (laughing) - What the hell is that? - Oh my God! - I got nothing to say. I'll let you take this one. - That is known as a gag ball I believe. - A ball gag (laughs). - I'm saying no. - My answers no. (laughing) - I'm saying no, it is not Haley's. That's wishful thinking, that is not my daughter's. - I'm gonna say yes, she owns one. - Hailey, have you ever used a ball gag? - No. - Okay. - But maybe someday. - It doesn't just freak you out. - Maybe someday. - I don't think he would wear that. But I think that you would possibly put that on someone. - Okay. - I'm gonna say no. - Answer is no, I do not. Not in my room. - No. - No I don't believe she has one. - Nope. (laughs) - Can we take this home? (laughing) (laughing) - What Is it? (laughing) - Is it a douche bag? Where's the bag? I thought there was a bag. (laughing) - We've evolved. - What makes you flick it? - I was just seeing what
it would do. I didn't know. - These were popular
in the eighties, okay. - Oh my God. - I'm going to say no. - Sorry to be boring, but no. - No, thought it was for your
butt, I'm gonna be honest. (laughing) - I know that he's
sexually active and gay. Maybe he would use it to like clean up. - I'm gonna say, no. - Yes. You got it, right. So I mean, you knew. - It's a no. - Alright, I'll say yes. - I do not own one, no. (hollers) Have you used a douche? - Yes I have. - Do you do it regularly? How often are you supposed to do it? - Once a month. - Cool, we can put it on the calendar. - We're not doing it together. - We can put it on the calendar. - Pregnancy test. - Yeah. - If you accidentally got pregnant do you think that you would tell me? - Probably tell you 'cause I
would probably be panicking and ask like what to do. - May have used one but
probably doesn't own one now. - No, I don't think she owns one. - No, I have not used one. (laughing) - Yes. - Yes. - It was like when I was 16, I was like. (screams) And then it was nothing. - You probably didn't know that, did you? - You should ask her if she
ever kept secrets from me. (laughing) - I guess that one, sorry babe. - That one slipped out. - Whoopsie. - He's never had to have
that situation before. I just think mom would
'cause she's a girl. That's like girl talk, you know. - I would have to say yes.
- Yes. - Yes. (laughing) Did you have a pregnancy scare? - I think I was living in Hawaii and I was dating someone there
and I thought I was pregnant. - What was his name? (laughing) - I wasn't there. - Girly magazine. - I think I know what's in there. - Yeah. - Oh gosh, how funny. What is that? - It's a smut mag. - Oh! (laughing) - Do you guys watch pornography? - No. - No. - No. Have I ever, yeah. (laughing) Hasn't everybody. - If I remember correctly,
when I was younger I might've even actually
produced some porn. - Oh Jesus. - But we don't want to talk about that. (laughing) - I'm sure he would. - No, I don't think so. - Nope, no. - Answer's no. Porno mags are a little outdated. - I would be surprised if
she had something like this. - Yeah. - No. - Yay. (laughing) - Yeah. - What's your answer? - Of course she does. - It's gonna be no again. Do you own a porn magazine? - I don't, no. - Oh man. - Yes, yes. - I'm gonna say yeah. 'Cause when people are like in that mood or whatever. - It's an actual magazine? I'm gonna say no. - Yeah, I do. - Yeah. - Just for this, I don't drift off to it. - Really? - Yeah, they're fun. - They're fun. - Oh boy. (hollers) - Just a normal.
- Look at that, that's cool. Wow! That's sticks. (whimsical music) - I think you have one. - I say no. - I do though. (laughing) - No. - She absolutely owns one. She's a future, gag ball, you was a thing. That's the first step. The next thing you know,
she'll be doing the gag. - The dildo is the gateway drug to. - No, it's not a drug but it's the gateway to like the ball on the mouth thing. - I do have one. It's like that kinda but. - Does it have a battery? - No. - It doesn't wiggle like that, thank God. - Yay. - Yeah. - Wow! - Yay. - Congratulations. - Thanks honey. (hollering) - Yay. - Good job Laura. - I know my daughter. Well, I know her but I also found a lot today about her that I didn't know. - That she has a dildo. - Oh, super fun. A little embarrassing
though, I have to say. - For you? It was more embarrassing for me. - I know, asking us, "Do you watch porn?" (laughing) - He knows he can tell me anything. I mean, it might be like
shocking but he's my kid. So I would accept whatever
he has to tell me. - Yes, I don't think that all your stuff should be out there. Which is good that you
kept those things private until today. And then you let the whole world know. - I mean, you don't want us
to tell you everything, so. - No. - Some things are personal. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - First thing when I get home,
I'm going in your closet. (laughing) You gotta help me lift up the bed too. - Oh my God.
