- [Host] LL, first impressions. What do you think? - God, you're gorgeous. - Thank you. - You are really pretty. - Thanks. - You in a relationship? - Yeah. - She look like me? - No. (both laughing) (bass music) - [Host] What's your name? - Stacey. - LL Royale in the house. - My name is Katie. - [Host] How do you identify
your sexual orientation? - Just like super gay. - [Host] Have you always been super gay? - Internally, yes. - [Host] LL, what are
you here to do today? - Talk to a bunch of lesbians. That's what I heard. - [Host] Is that exciting? - Oh my gosh, you see this smile? - [Host] How can you
tell when a woman is gay? - First thing I would do
is like ask, are you gay? - A lot of people have gay face, which might be
controversial, but it's true. - [Host] Wait, what is gay face? - You know, they just look gay. In the face. - [Host] Well, LL today you're
gonna be ranking gay women on how gay they are. - That's gonna be hilarious. - [Host] So we're gonna bring out people, and one by one you're
gonna give them a score between one and 10. 10 being like gay, gay, gay. And one being, maybe not so gay. - All right, bro. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi I'm Bella. - Bella? Stacey. - [Both] Nice to meet you. - You seem gay. (Bella laughs) How gay do you think you are? - I think I'm pretty much gay. - Yeah. - I mean I'm already like,
at a 10, doing I did. - [Host] Wait, why are
you already at a 10? - Well, like we've got a serious dapper fashion situation happening. Amazing haircut, very well quaffed. - I work hard on the part. - Okay, a little bit
of gay voice happening. - Ah, what is that? - You know, it's like, the timbre just says, I love pussy. (laughing) - Lesbians, you got your studs, you got your femme, you know? Do you have a particular role, or how would you define that? - Growing up like I did, we
really didn't have choices. You're either a dyke, or you were butch. So for me, this part that's happening now is very different for me. My name is Bella, and I'm gay. - Okay yeah, so anyway, 10. Next. - I'm gonna give you a 10. - Okay. - Yeah.
- I'll take it. - Great job. - Thank you.
- All right. - I'm LL Royale. - Amanda. - Amanda. God you're gorgeous. - Thank you. - You are really pretty. - Thanks. - You in a relationship? - Yeah. - She look like me? - No. (both laughing) - I can't help but
notice the Birkenstocks. - Yeah. - Did you wear those
to ramp up your score? - No, I just wear whatever I want. - You just wear them all the time? - All, yeah. - That's great. - If I saw you on the street, I would probably think you were straight. - Why is that? - Because I'm not getting a lot of gayness, emanating from you. Will you like do a walk? Kind of a gay walk. - [Host] What makes that a gay walk? - Kind of like a wide stance. - Who's your celebrity crush? - Emma Watson is the biggest one. - I love Harry Potter, yes. - I'm gonna give you a seven. - Seven. - I'm gonna give you a four. - I don't agree with that, but-- - What would you rate yourself? - Probably a 10, 'cause I don't date men. - Gotcha. Have you ever been with a man? - No. - Virgin alert, I'm sorry. (giggling) Well, it was nice to meet you. It was very nice to meet you.
- It was nice to meet you. - [Host] All right, thank
you Amanda. (laughs) - What do you do for work? - I'm in recruiting. - Like recruiting people to be gay? - (laughs) I wish. - You don't have gay voice. - What is that? - It's like me. - I don't know. - Can you hear the difference between my voice and your voice? - No, we just sound human. - Whoa. - Where are you from? - Originally from Russia. - Why'd you move from Russia to come here? - I'm here on pending political asylum. Russia is not very gay friendly. - So what would happen if you came out in Russia? - Well, I would fear persecution from hate groups. The government is also not supporting LGBTQ people. So probably jail. - Are you loving the fact that you're able to express yourself more, or are you kinda like,
"You fuckers don't know "how bad it is", you know? - I think about it every day.
- Yeah. - How many people are in
the same shoes as I am, and I'm very fortunate to be here, like I can't take it for granted. Because one day, I could be deported. - [Host] What are you
gonna give Annie then, as a score? - I'm gonna say, like a five. (laughs) I'm sorry. - One, one. - [Host] Why? - Nothing about you screams it, but I understand why. It's because of like where you from. You have to present that
you are what society expects you to be. - [Host] Annie, how do you
feel about having a one? - I would rate myself as a 10. I feel like I went
through a lot to be here, and to be who I am. - I give you a 10. - Yes. - Nice. - That's a lot to go
through to be yourself. I really admire that. - Thank you.
- That's awesome. I really wish you good luck. - Thank you. - Yeah. - What's your name?
- Rosa. - Rosa? Katie, nice to meet you. Well, I feel like if I
didn't see your outfit, and I just saw your head, you look kinda straight-ish. - Okay, so what does that mean? - Done brows, and you've
got a little eyeliner on. I just think you don't have gay face, like obvious gay face.
- Yeah. - Do you collect crystals? - No. - Do you have a dog? - I do not have a dog. - Wow. - So when did you come out? - I came out my senior
year of high school. Growing up Catholic, it was a lot of internalized homophobia. - Oh, religion? - Starting to hate myself for choosing. Choosing. But no, it wasn't a choice. - What is your job? - I'm a personal trainer, and a strength and conditioning coach. - Yes. Do you do like power lifting? - Yeah, power and Olympic lifting. - That's pretty gay. (laughs) - I'm gonna give you like a five. - Well, you're gonna get a five. - Cool. - I don't know, you look gay. I would say like eight. - Cool. - Hey, thank you. Great to meet you. - Nice firm handshake. (laughs) - More gay? Less gay? - Yeah. What? Who? - I'm LL Royale. - I'm Avianna. Nice to meet you. - Are you in a relationship? - I am in an open relationship, yes. - God damn, you're gorgeous. - I don't know that I would see you on the street and think you were gay. - Okay. - Would you try hitting
on me on the street? - I am not really like a-- - An approacher? - Yeah, more of a power bottom. (laughs) - Can you explain what that means? I'm very new to the queer scene, so I don't even know
what a power bottom is. - How old are you? - I'm 27. - To me, a power bottom is someone who is a bottom and
likes being approached, but is not all the way submissive. - Okay. - You know what I mean? - What's your type? - I don't know if I have a type. I'm very new to being accepting of myself as being attracted to women. So I don't, I haven't
established what a type is. - I'm gonna give you a six, because you seem pretty
new at it, which is great, but I think you're really
gonna get up there. - Eight. - Nine, man. (laughing) - Courtney. - Courtney, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. - Cool, cool, cool. 10. - [Host] 10 already? - Yeah. Obvious queer hair cut. We got a bunch of tats. Let me see your nails. Yeah, I mean, nice and short. - But that's also because
I play the guitar. - Which is pretty gay. - Yeah. - [Host] Katie, do you
think everything is gay? - Like, cool things. Most cool things. (laughs) - What kind of music do you like? - Indie folk, singer songwriter, but then again when I go out, I need to get my twerk
on, so that's like-- - Let me see it. (beatboxing music) - Seven. - I'm gonna give you an eight. - Why eight? - I feel like you're pretty gay. See you later. How's it going? - Good, how are you? - Good. - Good to see you. - [Host] Do you guys know each other? - We do, we went on an OkCupid date. - Like 15 years ago, I think. - Yeah, it was a very long time ago. - Yeah. - [Host] How did that go? - It was pretty weird, actually. - Yeah, it was weird, I think. - First of all, there is a thing about the hands in the pockets. It is a stance of confidence. It's a stance of, "I'm
here, let's do this." You know what I mean? It's that confidence. - She's got a major queer vibe. The stance, plus the loafs, button up, all the way buttoned. Final score 10 out of 10. - 10, you get the 10. Real short, you get the 10.
- Oh my. - What do you want your score to be? - How do you think other
people have been ranking me? - Probably like middle? - No. - High? - Yeah. - Really? - I've been like a solid 10. I think I want to be
the gayest of the gay. But also, I'm having like this struggle with like sexuality vs.
sort of gender presentation, and how those tie together. So it's kind of, I guess,
I don't even really know. - Wow, this whole thing is a trap. - Kind of.
- So. - Yeah. - I'm gonna give you an eight. - Okay, I'll take it. - [Both] Good to see you. - I am LL Royale. - I'm Krystal. - You sparkle like a crystal. - Could you change the oil in your car? - Absolutely, I in fact
did my EGR valve last week. - Yeah, you did. - Yeah, I did. - If there's like a spider in the house, do you have to get it? - I'm the only one who
kills spiders in the house. - Have you ever been with a man? - I was married to two men. - Do you identify as a lesbian, bisexual? - Lesbian. I was raised in a fundamental religion. - It's always the god damn religion. - I know, right? - I met my wife about two years ago, and about 1-2 months prior to that we both had just left our husbands. - Nice.
- Yeah. - Doesn't get any more gay than that. (laughs) - 10. - 10, yes! - [Host] Why'd you give her a 10? - I mean, if you leave
your whole life behind, including your religion, to be
with the lady that you love. - Yeah. - Super gay. (laughs) - 10 is gonna be over here, and then one will be down here. (muffled speaking) - [Host] How was this experience for you? - This was awesome! (laughing) - [Host] What are you thinking? - I think I did an okay job. This is a super weird thing to do. - [Host] I'm noticing
that you went with people with more of a masc presenting thing. - Right. - [Host] Going more femme. How do you feel about that? - I feel like that's the game that you're sort of asking me to play. All of these people are gay as fuck, because they're here. They're here, they're queer. Get used to it. (laughing) This ranking that we're doing is based on hetero gender norms, right? Because we can't get away from that, 'cause that's the man, you know? The patriarchy, we can't
get out of it, man. - [Host] Will you place
yourself in this line? - I don't identify as gay,
lesbian, none of that. I'm me. You can't rate that. You're not gonna place me in a category. - [Host] Stacy, why did
you give Annie the 10? - Just because of all
she's doing in her life to be able to be gay,
just like everything. It's just like so much. I would hope that I would
do something like that. But I couldn't say for sure that I would put myself through that much, so I think that's really cool. (applauding)
Disclosure: Only got half-way through it.
Ugh. We went into this expecting it to be cute and funny, but it was actually just kinda awkward... The rankers seemed to be going by gayness of aesthetic, but a few of the women being ranked seemed kinda offended when they got low scores because they felt like they were attacking their core gayness. Some producer really messed up the communication here and it just comes across as a kinda mean-spirited video. Honestly not sure why they even put it out, what do they think this achieves?
Also some of LL's behaviour is kinda uncomfortable/creepy. Saying "virgin alert" to a lesbian who's never been with a man is... Just no.
This whole video is kinda yuck.
Who cares? There's only one condition to be gay: be a woman who likes women