Pacifist Barbarian | 1 For All | D&D Comedy Web-Series

Hold the door! Hurry up guys, I'm gonna need a little help here. Don't worry, I've got a Fireball with his name on it. Well your last one barely singed his chest hair. And what are you gonna do? Sing him a song so bad it makes his ears bleed? Guys! This isn't helping! Face me you cowards! Oh! He's a barbarian. I bet he's gonna rage. It's about time this party had a real warrior in it. Um, hello? What's he doing? Uhhh. Ahem. Hello? Mogdar? It's your turn buddy. The door holds. For now. You know. On second thought, we've already got a strong warrior in the party so... I think we're all good here. I've got this. She don't got this. Mogdar. Hey buddy. Watcha doing? I'm drawing this flower. I thought it looked pretty. Well that's nice buddy but uh... Don't you want to help us fight this big, scary monster? Why are we fighting him again? Because he's trying to kill us! I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. I will bathe in your blood! See?! Mogdar destroy this. Mogdar destroy that. Why is that all anyone thinks I'm good for? Your name is literally "Mogdar The Destroyer." That's what my mum wanted to call me. My dad wanted to call me "Mogdar The Decent." Because I don't like fighting of any kind. Wait. Are you a pacifist? - I prefer the term con- conscientious-- - Objector. Yep! The door holds. For now. You guys should just go on home. I'll take care of this itty bitty orc. Mogdar. Can't you at least ask your mate to stop attacking us? Just because I'm a half-orc doesn't mean I know every orc. That's so racist. - But you do know that guy, don't you? - No. Mogdar, is that you? Oh hey buddy. How's the wife? Your friends murdered her, then desecrated her body! Oh, uh. Sorry to hear that. Love to the kids. Your friends murdered them too! Oh. Doesn't prove a point. I can do this all day. The door holds. For now. Hey Mogdar! I've had sick that was greener than you! You should really go get that checked out. Hey Shrek! You should go back to the swamp. Fiona misses you. Technically Shrek's an ogre, not an orc. You have some serious soul-searching to do. Hey, maybe you should search for some talent because your pictures are stupid and dumb! You know, I might not be very good but if I keep practicing I'll get a little bit better. Stuff this! Let's just leave this pacifist to his stupid pictures! That's what I've been saying all along. We've got all the muscle we need right here-- And that's the door. Evandra is sent flying and when the dust settles you see... Ugh. I think I broke something. My... My picture! I would like to rage. What was that? I. Would like. TO RAGE!!! Yay! I'll rearrange your face into a Picasso! You're about to resemble a Pollock! No mistakes, just happy accidents! - Hahahaha! You did it! - Haha yeah, nice work! Hmph. Wasn't too bad. For a barbarian. Ah, see I told you it was great to finally have a real warrior in the party. Damn, Mogdar. If you were half as good at drawing as you were at destroying stuff you might have actually made it as an artist one day. I mean ha! Look at this one. It's crap! What? - Take it back! - What are you gonna do? You gonna hit me? You can't stop Mogdar! Pat? A little help please? I mean, orcs are really hard to stop when they're raging. Woo! Oh hey buddy. How you going? Have you subscribed to Deerstalker? - Oh no. Maybe I should do that. - You should. - Hit Like. Thumbs up. Draw a thumbs up! - Like this? - Is that it? Thumbs up? - That's it. And smash the bell icon. Orcs like to smash. Thank you to Screen Australia for funding whatever this is. Thanks Screen Australia. Hello? Is he dead yet? I think he died guys. Oh thank god. Mogdar draw me like one of your French girls. Do you mind? 2 gold. Oh that's a bit steep. I don't like paying artists. 3 gold for you. Ah, the dickhead tax. Subscribe!!!

Channel: Deerstalker Pictures

Views: 787,637

Keywords: 1 for all, d&d, dnd, dungeons and dragons, ttrpg, rpg, role playing game, tabletop game, half-elf, human, tiefling, fight, bard, sorcerer, dungeon master, d20, comedy, web-series, skit, live action, deerstalker pictures, critical role, larp, 5e, 5th edition, season 3, cosplay, fantasy, medieval, mmo, mmorpg, barbarian, half-orc, orc, rage, dark alliance, baldur's gate, neverwinter nights, logic

Id: NjK-jduTqz0

Length: 6min 44sec (404 seconds)

Published: Wed May 26 2021