Disappointing Your Orc Parents

Are you sure this is the right place, Mogdar, or have you sent us on another fool's errand?   Oh where's your sense of adventure, Evandra? Lead the way, Mogdar! You guys are gonna love it here. You! Come here! I'll squeeze the life out of you! It's good to see you too, mum. - Mum?! - Mum?! It's good to be home. Papa! Look who it is! Your son! That's nice dear! So skinny! Have you eaten? I make food! It's okay mum, we're not hungry. Nonsense! I caught fresh villager today. I cut all the toes off, just the way you like. Look Evandra. "Finger food." I think there's a nose in this. Oh that's mine! Mogdar, who this? You kidnap villager and bring her home to meet mama! Ooh big muscle! Make good wife! Mum, you're embarrassing me! As if he'd be strong enough to kidnap me! Eva, why do you hate Mogdar so much? I mean you guys are practically the same. What? We're nothing alike! My Moggy-Woggy was so strong growing up. "Moggy-Woggy"? He kill his first Owlbear when he only three. Oh we so proud of him, right Papa? That's right, dear. You must have pillaged many villages since then. Mum, I don't pillage anymore. People tend to not like you if you kill them and take their things. And what orc do when people no like 'em? We bonk 'em! Mum, I don't want to be a savage anymore. Not all orcs have to kill people. Don't tell me you no bonk no more? Yeah, no he's a pacifist. Little "Moggy-Woggy" wouldn't hurt a fly. What?! How could you say that? My own son... gone soft? Next you'll tell me he not even Rage no more! [Screams in orcish] Don't tell me you still do crayons. Mum, they're not crayons. They pictures. Look! This one got runner-up in an art competition. Runner-up? Why not first place? You spoke to your brother lately? Bobdar get job with Balthazar The Deathless last year. He already promoted to Chief Outrider of entire goblin horde. He wear armor made of thousand skulls. What your armor made of? Crayons! I don't have to wear armor if I'm not gonna fight anyone! Dangerous world out there. How you protect yourself if all you do is draw a dumb little scribbles?! "Dumb little scribbles." Mom. Did you just say... "Dumb little scribbles"? Guess it's time to Rage. Mogdar, my baby boy! I knew you had it in you! Oh my little Moggy-Woggy! Should we do something? Give them some space. I think they need to work this out themselves. You never understood me! I'm an artist, mum! It's not a phase! Sorry about the mess. But I think through my Rage I discovered a new form of art. It's abstract yet meaningful. That's nice, dear. Now, I packed you some extra peasant for the road. I also make some for your friends. Make sure to eat it before it go bad! Ooh, I also wash your loin cloth - very smelly And pack several warm furs. Winter cold! Mum, you're embarrassing me! Say goodbye papa! "Goodbye papa!" That was fun! Where to next? I don't know. Maybe Mogdar can lead the way... Now... Wait, what was the next adventure again? If only there was an easier way to keep track of all of my world-building! Have you heard of World Anvil? World Anvil, what's that? World Anvil provides a solution for GMs to plan, play, and present their adventures and campaigns, All in a single desktop software! With 25 World building article templates, World Anvil is amazing for creating Wiki-style presentations for your world-building and writing! Using their interactive maps and Chronicles I can plot events across time and space! Let's see. You're wanted for murder here, here, here, and here. And those are just the murders they know about! Not only is World Anvil great for GMs, it's great for players too. With the most extensive character management you can find, World Anvil features everything a player could want to lose themselves in their character. Is your journal just a list of NPCs you're planning to kill? Wait, why is my name on there? No reason! Visit World Anvil today and use coupon code "DEER" at checkout for 40% off all yearly memberships! Family reunions are... "Orcward." Hello I am Mama, this is Papa, - And this is Mogdar. - Hi! We would like to give special thanks to Screen Australia and our Kickstarter backer(s). If you like Deerstalker, hit Like and become a Subscriber. Look at this head. He's getting **** later. Mum! Why? I just got here. What? It's natural. He likes it! Mum, too much information! I don't want to know! Stop shaming your Father! Mum, please stop. This is "orcward"... And... Cut!

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Id: 2vP18E2Yxb4

Length: 7min 22sec (442 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 07 2022