Splitting The Party | 1 For All | D&D Comedy Web-Series

You may see her now. But be gentle. She doesn't have much time left. Auntie Nixie? Auntie Nixie? Auntie Nixie?! - Little Dixie? Is that you? - Yes Auntie Nixie. It's me, Little Dixie. We've come to see you. It's so good to see so many familiar faces. I'm glad that you could all be here... In the end. It's been like four hours and she's done her entire life story. When is it gonna be our turn? See, this is why you don't split the party. Hey, Little Dixie, why are you putting up with this? At first I was just interested to see where she'd go with it. Now... Sunk cost fallacy. I'm surprised. I didn't expect her life story to be so... Basic. Pfft. No. I j-- I just haven't told you everything. It's-- I mean-- I-- Um-- Did I forget to mention my greatest accomplishment? Go on Auntie Nixie. We're all listening. I've lived an illustrious life... But all the vast riches that I've amassed... Nothing compared to my greatest accomplishment. - What is it Auntie Nixie? - I'm having a flashback. Be patient. It's coming. Some would say that my greatest accomplishment was... Becoming the fiercest fighter that ever lived. Defeating Evandra herself in the King's Tournament. And becoming Queen of the Forgotten Realms. Hold up. Last time I tried to teach you to swing a sword you cut off your own leg. We spent three sessions looking for a healer and you were all like "Oh no, my leg. It's gone. I'm dying. I'm bleeding. My HP's all on the floor." *sigh* Just one death save away. Ignore them, Auntie Nixie. They're not in this scene. Some would say that my greatest accomplishment was... Becoming the best bard across the land. Beating Antrius himself in Baldur's Gate Idol. And having my name worshipped far and wide. I don't understand how you beat me in the talent show. You even kept all your clothes on. *sigh* Let me guess what happened next. I was annointed Grandest Sorcerer Surpreme. And used my powers to conquer this plane of existence. I rained down fire from atop of a black dragon. Pfft. No. It was a red dragon. Well? Care to wrap this up? Quickly Auntie Nixie! We're almost out of time! You see, in the end, my greatest accomplishment was... It was the friends I made along the way. Wait, what? That was it? You taught me what was important in life. How to live. How to laugh. How to love. You made me play a character called "Little Dixie" just for that? - Shhh, it's okay. Don't cry. Don't cry for me. - I'm not. Let me go. Let me rest. I'm so glad you could all make it here. In the end... Fireball. She's gone. Oh, Auntie Nixie. I'll always remember you. And that time you wasted an entire session on this. You know what? Other people have weekends where they go on dates and go out drinking. I spend time looking at Creature Ratings, and make encounters... Alright. We flashback. Nixie has just run off into the forest chasing something shiny, splitting the party and leaving you two alone. Evandra, Antrius. What do you do? - So Nixie's run off that way? - Mm-hmm. - We're not gonna follow her. - Yep. I'm so done babysitting that. - W-w-wait! I take it all back! - B-b-b-b-b-bup. Nixie. It's not your turn. What would you like to do? - What's around us? - Uh, roll a Perception Check. That is a 1. [Voices fade out] Hey! Watcha got there? - New dice. You wanna see? - Wow! Forbidden candy! - Please don't eat my dice again. - I would never! Undadark Dice are makers of artisan sharp-edged resin dice sets from down under. Each handcrafted set has been made with a font unique to Undadark Dice, And comes with a premium dice box which also doubles as a dice tray. With a variety of unique colours and styles, these click-clacks will help you personalise your tabletop gaming experience. An exceptional addition to any goblin's dice hoard - big or small. - Yum! - I don't know why I trust you. Just don't eat the d4. You know what happened last time. These d4s are different. They don't hurt anywhere near as much. Undadark Dice. They go in smooth, they come out smooth. There is no way they're letting us use that as the catchphrase. Oh no! The forbidden candy is coming back up! Undadark Dice have created exclusive dice sets based on our 1 For All party members. To go into the running to receive your own set of Antrius, Evandra, or Nixie themed dice, Comment below with what you think is Nixie's greatest accomplishment that she forgot to mention. Lollypop, lollypop, oh l-- Oh hi fans! Welcome to the newest Deerstalker video. Please hit Like & Subscribe. Some would say my greatest accomplishment was poisoning Nixie. But don't just take my word for it. Take hers. Ooh I'm Nixie. I steal the spotlight all the time and have all the fans. But don't worry. I've been replaced by someone else who looks exactly like Fall Cosplay but is talented. Please tune in next time when we give off more gifts on Patreon. That's exactly what Nixie sounds like. 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Channel: Deerstalker Pictures

Views: 604,469

Keywords: 1 for all, d&d, dnd, dungeons and dragons, ttrpg, rpg, role playing game, tabletop game, half-elf, human, tiefling, fight, bard, sorcerer, dungeon master, d20, comedy, web-series, skit, live action, deerstalker pictures, critical role, larp, rules lawyer, 5e, 5th edition, logic

Id: HU60J2CBV5g

Length: 7min 58sec (478 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 13 2021