Open All Hours: Laundry Blues (1995 UK VHS)

foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] 93 million miles to the Sun it's about how many miles this brush has done and all when you consider what a tiny Speck this planet is on the Cosmic Landscape isn't it marvelous that the the vat man can find his way to my shop whenever he feels like it you can't fault my Double Entry bookkeeping but I still view his visits with a sense of 4-4 building 4-4 building has two fours you mean eight building [Music] the double entry token now foreign sings about the wee small hours of the morning it's obviously never works in a shop I know you're short if I didn't hear that Turf you out of bed of a morning you'd be lying around there while gone seven when you think of the difference in lifestyle between somebody like me and Frank Sinatra ah but uh did he find a true happiness I don't know but he had a good look in some interesting places oh dear mind you on second thoughts you know I'm still busy with my first thoughts hey you before you let your mind wander just make sure it's not too weak to be out on its own will you you know on second thoughts I think she would be a kind of a woman who would be very expensive you know gee wouldn't be satisfied with a packet of shop diets at gospel chair no not that lady she demand a crippling discount she would oh can you see that at the thought of the erosion into me profit margin my fingers lost all sense of grip but you know pick him up would you oh Lucy what am I doing with my life eh groveling around the floor this time in the morning picking up at her Gardener's tights don't crease them I'm never likely to am I yeah you know when I think of the tights that's been through my fingers it's about time I have one with a leg in it cranville you're always the same you are of a morning they're full of desperate talk I reckon it's the fluoride they put in the toothpaste I think it's imbalancing your hormones a bit or maybe you're not quite regular enough with your share with you with your shaving my advice to you at times of stress it's always gone says spit polish your boots now you put the kettle on would you all right you know you've been a constant worry to me Granville ever since you first went into a wide fronts The Secret of an orderly life in my opinion is to always leave yourself a relaxed around the premises yeah four three two beige [Music] again now look what you've made me do look at that yeah I didn't do that he's gone clean through he's got a whole both sides that's the worst kind of a hole you know I just passed him over you put them straight on the spot you interrupted me Rhythm didn't you aim if the filing system you might know that anything I've got in my hand at a time like this goes straight on the spike good job you're not in the medical professional man coming this morning now I've got to try and reduce a pair of tights okay you can't sell that pair now we don't know that do we until we try I wish you wouldn't adopt these a negative attitudes Granville I don't know where you get it from your mother never said no to anything you can buy a pair of tires with oils in oh she was always game for a bargain where we were my sister if anyone knew how to get a bit knocked off she did hey hey was she a smart dresser oh yeah she liked her clothes yeah how did she do array usually a little bit of bitter grass in the back no your lighter though really didn't you she was kinda loving and generous no sense at all oh customer well if you could come in here isn't it the suspense is killing me it's amazing you know isn't it you stop your shop with all kinds of imaginable luxuries and then still they did a dither on the doorstep you'll be amazed at what they do on that doorstep sweep it off he can't get in pick I'll get in you've got the balls he's gone now he's gone let's go and get after it come on oh no you can't go and grab customers off the street sound if you don't worry go on get in there [Music] okay lieutenant this whole area is in a war zone poker immediately wouldn't be a I've got a bus to catch all right so don't worry I'll get you out in time for that there's a quick turnover in this shot we don't allow loitering I was just standing there at a bus stop now what is it going to be cigarettes or tobacco or Watson oh for sleep thinking about the wife's bad leg oh bad leg we've got the finest battle egg Department in the area sir now where did I put it when all of a sudden I feel his hand on my shoulder and I'm being pulled around the corner into the ladder of this mad grosser you wish hammering on the door sir who was he was it wasn't me I wouldn't dare I've heard things about this place why do you think our tiptoe passed this shop every morning oh dear we've gone and got caught the wrong one here you want to be more careful I'm sorry sir but you see being in this game as long as I have all the male customers start to look alike to me man you'll never forget the wallet don't worry sir no harm done no harm done no I'm done just snatch a blow from a bus stop it's like a hijack my and only apologize and offer you this small token in compensation for any inconvenience call sir what is it well it says something for the wife's bad legs elasticated bandage oh that's very decent it's a miracle it's ingenious little divisor can be worn on both legs they'll probably not enough at the same time otherwise the good lady might fall flat on her foot on her face thank you very much nothing to all my pleasure sir 65 feet you know what 65 be surely that's a that's a small amount of paiser for the ease and comfort of a loved one hey or even the wife would you like some liniment for her no flaming wouldn't oh thank you very much so there's that get that pound in the deal Granville 35 PJs there we are sir one two three and 35 I think I'll get your bus coming sir step this way will you there we go do call again won't you say you must be joking Well you certainly made his day a crafty beggar keep going past the shop every morning pop it you'll go right round via Arnold Street in future it's your fault you know it's your wireless Blair in a way that's why we why we don't hear them dip doing fast I could have had him years ago and talking of years ago are you going to get that pound in the tiller not I've earned that one you know oh no no not the till no it's vicious that till Dawn I didn't tackle the till till I got all my wits about me no no yeah call me yeah that summer you're really seeing as a supermarket shelf keep your distance Arc right how would you fancy of with her fun-filled fortnite in a Tony little corner of the room above me job yeah all mouth and trousers and not necessarily in that order don't start grappling in the street bro all right then they all know we're going to be married not all invited to the dress rehearsal but what will you take for a swollen chest more than you'd pay if you really want to make yourself useful my washing machine's on the blink I've rang for the engineer oh yeah you don't need an engineer I can I can pop around later with me bear with me baby you didn't pop around with your bear or anything with me bear with me best tool kit I wish you let me finish sometimes look the best thing you can do is let me borrow your washer if I need it ah well what do you mean ah well I'll pay for the electricity no no it's not rugged you must be sleeping Arc right can't charge you for the electricity you're flattering coming from you who's getting soft in his old age why can't you charge me for the electricity because men were washing machines not electric what kind of appliances have you got in here hey what's up with a nurse oh you've noticed have you she's nodding up her playful mood this morning isn't it typical hey the first time I get her inside my private quarters she turns out not to be in a playful mood well what can I give what have I got to set attempt to win I don't know how much you prepared to spend or practically anything how come you never think of anything worth more than a pound honestly honestly I'd lavish any amount of gifts on any female person I was engaged to she could have a lot if I had to wear with all hey you keep your aware with all in your pocket you I've seen you sneaking out of an evening covered in solid brilliant teen looking for somewhere to lose you will wear with all look at me stuck here slicing back and I mean life is trickling away get in a divorce case it'll be short-sighted if you are why I work at night wondering what WX really means in Practical terms you won't let me air grow I've never worn an earring I suppose the only way I'll get grass stains on my jeans is by watching flaming cricket I thought you liked the cricket yeah not as much as girls no I used to like Cricket before I went swimming and saw Deirdre Watson's navel we're a revelation to me that was I've never seen anything quite as beautiful never realized that somebody could fall in love with somebody else's navel I was thinking about it all the time they were giving me artificial respiration I think this is just a thing here look look a pair of tights what woman would say no to an extra pair of tights that's the pair you stuck on the spice he got my voice down oh they got a hole in we just don't know they've got a hole in do we however if she gets him on then she finds they have got a hole in I'm willing to re-examine their entire situation just my look of his round of her flaming ankle hello my love don't you terrible standing order to give an Engaged person I must be mad getting tied up with you if you think you're thinking me into a kitchen like that you've got another thing coming oh what's wrong with me kitchen look at him he doesn't even know it's like the black Museum in there you have into modern Appliance in the place there's the guy again oh my God in the age of the microchip Ark right still running on Steam listen you better marry me Gladys Emmanuel before I run out of steam he managed to do your laundry every week with clapped out stuff like that well it's easy how can he be he does it oh the poor lad you must be a blight on his adolescence alone he's not alone is he got two friends in there look it'll be going dizzy with pleasure in there I'm not sure he can breathe I can breathe I can breathe well then you don't talk with your mouth full come on this oh look he's gone all unnecessary around the jeans now look I've got patience to see but by the time I get back here upright I want to see a brand new washing machine in that kitchen brand new brand new none of your tatio Bargains and a spin dryer you know I can't do that today I've got the better v80 man coming to Phantom and tomorrow I'll be washing the air up date if it's not we're one thing it's a known how much is a newer washing machine no no I'm not surprised going around with your head stuck in people's bosoms it's healthy it doesn't need any help does it it's doing perfectly well on his own thank you very much that bosom is between the tattoo of it oh oh look at that there's something vaguely clinical isn't it about us as they registered leg climbing into a Morris Minor oh okay Grandville fetchy cloth will you oh [Music] foreign perfect take your time Mavis we can't rush your decision like this large loaf or small no no I'll take a small one that'll do nicely for us to unless his mother comes at supper time and before we've decided by what's for tea it already is suppertime large or small anything in between [Music] only a couple of thumbs at the moment smile that'll be 41p there we are a large loaf Ing and know how to plan a meal Mavis thank you very much indeed now there's nine there we oh here comes our friendly neighborhood vat man excuse me Mavis ah good morning sir damn dogs oh dear dear dear you certainly seem to have got your 15 of that lot it's a dog well it doesn't smell too fresh to me it ought to be kept on a leash oh that's what I always say yes and the dog too preferably yeah why don't you go through to the warehouse Mr O'Reilly and I'll come and see you later right maybe fashion just leave you there deciding or whether or not to leave the shop all right mind you I I wouldn't actually stay here very long if I were you all right well we have our job to do oh yes I understand that I only mentioned that on the count of the mice you see it you've got mice uh well uh not officially you know I can't show you a receipt for them and from time to time a little gray chap pokes his head out from under that case there little how little teeth like an alligator yeah cool I'd like to have known my father yes so would your mother if you'd have thought with her being your sister that she might have told you something about him look at that preparation of this one God it is terrible is that probably my young dare could have bought a whole little water woman for that a big one wonder how tall my father was I think he was Hungarian well there were quite a few about at the time you know and among your mother's the last effects I did stumble across a jar of paprika I always see him with a mustache no no that was your mother come on you I'll say one thing about her she certainly knew how to enjoy life without a flaming or washing machine look at the private 220 222 pounds I'm not paying that I can't even say it you all have to get one the nurse will be watching listen stay here and look after the shuffle yet and keep your eye on that baby man if he starts asking any nasty questions just say you know come brendy tell him your father was a Hungarian hey do you think he was well he certainly dropped a goulash with your mother didn't you [Music] Choose You are Christ it's me and Neville just went to shopping are you I am a lead uh prices you're odd months of bargain with our crimes you can't win him all Neville I'll give you a pound in your hand just to take your custom to another shop never where's your sense of adventure I am looking for a new one you nice big and glossy and the new to be delivered immediately oh well in that case come inside come inside to be delivered immediately I immediately only delivered mind didn't even think I'm going to buy one of this I'm nicer known just want it delivered you see in full view of the street we take it in carefully through the shop door and then we'll whip it out through the back when you sneak around the side and then pick it up again in return for which I'm about to undertake something more memories in the reconditioned line oh a second and one yeah hey what are you doing speak your voice down it's a little device I've got for the vat man if I give a sharp tug on this string something runs over his foot fortunately it's not a lorry but he'll have to do so what are you sitting there for yes we're supposed to be watching out for Neville we shall miss the nurse if you don't go get out there boy foreign isn't that somewhere else I can work what about the carpet department at Lewis's I've got a job to do here oh well you're in the best place they're all that you know it is a veritable little snug in there something ran over my foot oh well that'll be Granville on the shop bike it was a mouse it felt like a mouse oh really well what color I don't know what color what difference does it make you'll soon find out if he's that little girl gray Baker I'll tell you my youth is one of the brown ones it'll be all right how many have you got no I don't know exactly I didn't realize I've itemized things as finally as that was coming oh yeah too early Neville she's not back yet go around the block again go on where's that woman got to what's the time foreign [Music] [Music] what's up foreign [Music] [Music] you've splashed out haven't you it's me my new Appliance listen if you left your window open later on I could probably pop up the ladder no you couldn't and we could come to some arrangement about my old Appliance what makes you think that's of any Earthly use the best thing you can do with that is paint it a suitable color and stick a plant in it [Music] yeah oh sorry to me now again right right I can't keep on being interrupted like this no we haven't quite finished yet Mr O'Connor we've got to take it out okay yeah straight out the back door now go on listen as soon as you've done that get in the real stuff will ya I've got a good strong motor in the spin dryer he took five breaks a bit but if you lean on it it'll be all right that's what I'm always telling Granville how's it going Grandville water's hot I'm gonna switch it on now all right [Music] that doesn't sound too bad does it that's been dry [Music] dry the new version [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm getting low on fire lighters then what can you expect at my age I wonder if our Grandville is Hungarian that was some weird language he was muttering whilst fumbling with the nuts in his best shirt they don't know that Dawn at his age I Never Had a Best shirt people used to live two or three to a shirt in them dead foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] hahaha [Music] foreign [Music] oh my God hello Grandville your nerves are bad no it's just me body my nerves are still in bed you get up every morning at this time I have to I've got Jeremy living again now I'm divorced oh divorced a year ago I'm all on my own again on your own that big house eh no one to talk to all those empty echoing beds I'm in rooms why is it every female I mean it's always surrounded by relatives there's no way you can ever go and have acquired to discussion well there must be somewhere no not Outdoors not this time of year why don't you invite a girl to your place oh he's always in he can't be here all the time you must be joking the last time he spent a whole night away from me it was in 1957. 1957. where did he go out of his appendix hell he wouldn't do it for him while the shop was shot on a Sunday but why is he so opposed to going away but he's got all his money stashed away inside he's guarding the world's most valuable option it's not a life then money don't you think I better wait until I found out what it is come on Granville don't give me that I bet you've been around oh yeah so I've been around I've been around here till nine o'clock at night stop watching its air or gone to bed you poor love what you need is a sympathetic married woman all better still a sympathetic woman call me oh well but what will that a crutch bottle of milk thank God for that I thought the moment it sounded like an escaping Oxford standing up sleeping I'm dreaming I think life has passed you by and all of a sudden something magical happens and you find yourself sweeping up broken milk bottles there's no way it's just willful she's always been inclined towards you know yeah well she has certainly gets through a lot of aspirin yes I'm not surprised the only one I blame is her mother her mother of the American Army during the war not all of them I trust you'd have thought so if you'd lived next door and it wasn't as though she was good looking I mean she had a face like a fit that's true though mind you what I can't quite think what he would have fitted her features never seem to know the value of teamwork didn't they well ugly or not she certainly wore out a few Len Miller records you could hear him playing in the mood and Jab until all hours there wasn't a weekend pass you couldn't find one unconscious in the garden unconscious what has she done with them no never you mind stop ear wigging and there she was loaded it up with her nylons and peanut butter car don't cop it slain I know has someone recognized those shoes through the window and they do say that second child isn't his but he doesn't care as long as he's got the strength to blow the front off another bar made under 10 PJs Mrs blew it Greg Granville open the door open the door for me for for me or maybe oh you've done it all good and you want to keep away from strong drink and bad winning what's more important keep away from over bad drink you strong women I do keep away no one around here more successful at it the Duke of Edinburgh gave an award for having nothing to do with women I'd win second prize after Larry Grayson well after you ought to get about more you know of the odd night off if you put all of my magistrate in this country knows detail I wonder if they've finally get a clearer view of their responsibility he claims that there are concentration camps already and waiting all over this country they must mean by the Butlins they're not getting anything to me yes you you think you're gonna live forever come on okay don't have a damn good try aren't you it's a whole great world outside just passing Us by no not all of them don't pass Us by some of them pop their heads in the shop and hand their my money over the counter money that's all you think about money please an atheist look you ought to get away for a knife oh yeah I should leave you here with my myopso tin you who don't believe in anything yeah do I believe in lots of things oh yeah Bill you're you're an Infidel or I'm not I Believe In You Know music and art and literature did you all believe in anything real do you yeah they're real they're all they're not no they're not not to us they're only real to Pepper people like teachers who don't have to work for a living ah yeah that little tinkle of that that's real that's real a little bit more of the Oxo team go on go fetch it good dog Rover morning Granville you ought to put your foot down what oh do you both good a change what are you talking about do you know how long it's been since he lasted a night away from here 1957. there you are you see Eve and brags about it you're right of course I should get him out more otherwise if we get married I'll Never See daylight it's all right you could start slow you know it may be the one night away sometime yeah but when no I don't know what about tonight I can watch the shop now mind tomorrow is my day off and if we could get him out of here sometime this afternoon we'd have all tomorrow as well you'd have to be firm with it it'd be a terrible shot but I'll have good sleep in and see to be mother but will you be all right here on your own well I'm not absolutely certain but I think I'm in with a real chance of everything but what is everything I mean what do you need for a night owl doesn't engage and they're not necessarily what you thought you were going to need before she insisted on separate rooms call me she said that's what she said call me the distinct implication that the minute I put the form down should be around I'm in I'm in a Time what's the point of being engaged person if you can't economize a bit I mean everyone knows engaged persons only become engaged persons all they're going to do their bit to economize them all over the country there must be hotels per full of engage for persons all we're busily doing their bit oh I hope she'll be gentle with me or she will of course she will don't be a fool she'd been married she knows about these things just take your time I want this to be a deeply moving experience and it's a crucial Watershed in a person's life a unique blend of gentleness and violence with just a hint of danger it reminds me I must remember to wear missing Christopher medley a clean pair of pajamas in case I should inadvertently just stumble upon the wrong room I hope I'll wear them a polka dot ones I had for Christmas that's it yes oh oh no no I shall look like a woodpecker with acne in the space of an hour how can I turn this into a place fit for a milk woman to live in mind you there's no guaranteeing that she'll come round hey you're not taking that rap your case we're at the old case hey look at it I've hardly ever used like a case maybe it's falling to pieces ah well I've got an ingenious little device that had come back here it's called a hairy strings don't imagine that nurse Gladys Emmanuel in all her finery is going to be seen out with you the thing like that well I had given that to her some thought yes well I'm glad yes and I've come to the conclusion that if I'd had rape me wrangled over my arm it'll hardly show at all right so you're not gonna get a new one then no not for her separate rooms I'm not getting a new one I don't know what's come over I mean you just think you're in set up for a normal working day then suddenly in she barges looking like a very attractive heavy Goods vehicle and then suddenly here you're going out for the night I mean what brought it on what oh I don't know just to win my fancy anyway don't you worry you go off and enjoy yourself you know I'll look after my end yeah that's what's worrying me while you're here looking after your end who's looking after this shot I'm looking after the shot suppose there's a crisis look he's only a shop it's not a jumbo jet listen to him all your shop he says only a shop how can I leave it with someone who just takes that attitude the infamous dreaded sure championships not only the paper money in there there's a few old coins as well well they're they're solid silver before in 1922 you know you're not taking that look I'm not leaving it here that's for sure you can't take a terrible old thing covered in dents and scratches for a night out with your fiance well I'm going to and I'm taking the oxalate in and all too heavy yes trouble is they will be bombed out during the war in Granville I can't find a down thing in here Granville huh what you're looking for me money belt I can't find me my mommy belt I know you had a money Bill never seen you wearing a money belt Nicole she haven't seen me wearing the money but you're supposed to see people wearing money but they're supposed to be a secret aren't they don't wear them outside you say sports jacket do you kept it a secret all right news to me I thought you just wore your old Oxo tin don't you be cheeky now come on help me find I know it's here I've ever seen right when well I saw it last uh well a few well it must be several it's 1957. great yeah well I I wore it last time you see when I went to help me appendicitis out you know I haven't moved from this house since then what does it look like well it looks like a money belt it's got this little Nick in it where there's a damn fool surgeon caught it with his scalp thank you they'll never wore it on the operating table I had two they don't let you stay awake I'm surprised they didn't rip it off yet oh no you see that's the beauty of this little bear bear beggar you can't rip it off because he's got steel wires in it and you lock yourself into it with a d you see you don't care how you throw your money around do you eh oh yeah it is look I've got it there it is Where Are You Gonna wear that round one leg Yeah but wait on since then you'll never get into that oh yes I will always well I'll have you just have to jiggle things a bit super Sheen yes I like super Sheen good another satisfied customer mind you I like Sunset silk as well you'll never find it easy to make me mind up have you noticed that yeah you're well known for it in the area Mavis do you mind if I make a suggestion I don't know really I can't listen to anything my husband wants to prove no no I didn't mean anything on the other hand even if you're married my feeling is you're still a person well how did you happen to get married Mavis you know when you had to say yes or no how did you make your mind up then I told him I'd think about it well it's not actually making your mind a visit I mean what was it about you I like just clean fingernails yeah I know all right but I mean it's a very important decision so you know what finally decided you to say yes or no I thought I was pregnant how were you no you are going to make a suggestion to me Granville of course you don't have to if you don't want to I'll understand no no I'm just going to suggest about the shampoo you know oh oh the shampoo oh but shall I need the one for dry hair or normal hair you got normal hair oh do you think so nice I've got the most normal hair of anybody I've ever met in my entire life oh Mavis oh yes that'll be so 16p thank you Mavis will there be anything else today no no thank you Mr Ark right maybe it's yours it's mine well I can't stand here all day okay you know just seeing what just who suited her best her best oh yeah well let's hope he doesn't pop in the bath salts oh hey what's up what's up it's a bit nippy in here I don't find it chilly at all no no it's nippy in the money belt the money belt oh I think you're right I think I put on a couple of pounds since I wore it last I've told you it'd be too small for you come on sit down if you can't walk no no I've tried that that's worse it's like it's the coins that make your eyes if you haven't got those old coins in there as well yeah solid silver before 1922. Oh yes no I know exactly where they are now on the lock and key I liking all that and when I try to sit down a bit careless no I got I'm reminded so you can't take the nurse out walking like that I'll soon get the hammer things I think I better rephrase that question you look like the hunch crotch of Notre Dame it won't be a minute what's he doing he's just finishing off page five of what give me a list of instructions what have you got there this is suitcase oh God I thought that was something you were taking to the Dustbin recovery talk don't let anybody see it I'll develop his spending muscle if it's the last thing I do I hope he's bringing some money with him don't worry about that boy is he bringing some money with him what's he doing an old man listening for that all why do we have to have the two rooms we're having two rooms come on Rick let's go if we're going yes you can drive look after it Granville it's me life's work just give a friendly smile on your face for the customers and something they're solid and reliable to where the belt the shoplift is with can you pick them up I'm faster [Music] do you think you've pulled something you are old and you want to be going through all this for nothing that good government squeeze is beginning to fight now what don't forget Mrs ducking feels too but of around Lowe's engraved on me art is Mrs duckenfield two brown laws don't forget to lock up properly tonight all right all right where are we going right then we finally got you away from that damn shop where are we heading The Dales the legs the coast what should we stop in here for yeah yeah what what's wrong with the year you should have a very nice class of all pelvis tell you what's wrong with here a it's not a very nice class of hotel and B it's only a few hundred yards from your damn shop Oh No Nonsense it must be hundreds of hundreds of yards from the shop we don't want to be there driving all night do we anyway supposing a Granville suddenly needs me back there and we'll have a nice meal then later on if it stays fine we might fancy a little late night to stroll around your bedroom with a Bento man look at you straighten yourself off she's coming she's coming I've made a breakthrough into adult pastimes farewell model aircraft oh my I may now never finish that Battleship oh well that's that's me lost forever to scouting circles no more long lonely Walks With Me trying to pretend I'm clued into the music scene I mean milk woman's coming I mean what do you say to an ex-married person of wide experience I mean you know what do we got in common besides the daily painter he may be overflowing with the milk of human kindness but suppose I lose my bottle s oh yeah yeah just looking you're looking for Nightingales my love Nightingales on a main road in traffic like that he never knows her some of them I might be commuting some other kind of bird no it's not look which a damn shop please don't go all my pay for the night what are you doing here not quite as well as you're doing this foreign [Music] you see little does she realize the miraculous cure I'm about to undergo when I produce the magic key to unlock myself from this lower abdominal Strangler the magic keyless where did I put that magic key I can't find the key Grandville I lost a key leave me alone but your energy will wouldn't take five minutes all I would need would be a local anesthetic like you sitting on my chest I'm not performing illegal operations on mean old men in the middle of the night wear it in soccer lovely little hacksaw Blaze they're a new line they're just right for removing their money belts don't risk it I might be tempted to cut you off without a chili Rusty oh oh that's better oh now then if I could just slip this back in here without anybody look at that it's as good as new which is more than gonna be said the thermai and that to me [Music] I'll set myself back a few weeks for Gladys fail to explore an inviting new commodity as they say in the grocery trade still it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good I caught our Granville just in time before he committed himself irrevocably to Northern daries can't help worrying about that lad you don't like to think of anybody that age a ruining his life by having more fun than you [Music] [Applause] [Music] hahaha [Music] how much are these Mr aircraft [Music] laughs and a large slice Loaf and a tube of instant adhesion oh yeah you were cutting the sandwiches for the women's guild war again are you so I spread that on nice and thick that'll keep them quiet so you're going to pass Low's funeral yes yes even though it's a very unlikely you'll ever go to mine he went very quick at the end he went there very quick at both ends he was in here on Tuesday last year so ordering nail the largest life what's so large about life so far my life been about three foot nine so no magic no magnificence about it Oh you mean you brought that aftershave for nothing Maslow's been married a long time how's this Widow bearing up Lily oh well fairly well yes well I always knew she Drew great strength from the fact that there was a better life to come with him from Albion Street hi but we're Willie Mary and now she's free there's many a slipped which little he snookered he's looking doomed already no he'll not be at the funeral but I bet if there's one person that's really broken up about parcelo being there it's in from Albion Street I'm not available yes well that's no substitute is it how old is he now I didn't tell him in case he asked for a rise there's so many problems in life I sometimes wonder to carry on you're not gonna carrying on I ever she blew it hey you're not so snapping a few forbidden the moments of Happiness are you I'm not snatching anything that's a good girl I was talking about the energy for carrying on living for making the daily effort to put a cheerful face on things oh when are you gonna start Monday oh I didn't think that was right the Mrs Bluey down you though it gave me a moment to pause there when you said that yes I thought hell I thought if lovers walk right in then that's the last time she's going to come to me for a Dr brownlow's a Chester pulpis [Music] well looks like a nice fresh day for your funeral parcel and thank you very much for the order for the boiled ham and the buns for the catering so I must say if it had been left to me you'd have had twice as many Echoes gates for the start no doubt Lily was working on the assumption that you didn't want much for us yeah well we both know that's Andrew don't we but if you have any objections Paul look at that suit Dave Fair 50 Shilling tailors do you remember this 50 ball there oh how about about that yeah I couldn't get one for a fiber now oh well passed law you certainly went very soon but don't think you'll be forgotten all that no I shall always remember the way you still owe me for that crate and nut brown ale [Music] all right [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] you know it's about time that that bread man turned up with him her funds for the funeral I hope he brings the buns for the funeral at all all right all right all right the parcelo never that fluff these words did he but he has has naughty doesn't he that what killed him was it elocution anyway what time are you supposed to be going out I don't know whether I dare go out and leave you here alone with all them big words not very impressive when you come to think of it I don't know where are we going with our lives hey I mean the struggle what's it all in the head off the morning of a funeral Uncle should give you some moments of a concern well don't sit on the penny juice I mean where is it all leading to see if people don't need to finish this out on haven't you ever stopped to consider about the quality of life see I would do if I beat that Penny Jewel look at his open do you know what that sound is so that is yes I do that's the fight belt it means that seconds out let's get some more money in the blue corner that is life passing Us by that is mortality old age sickness death well that reminds me we're getting very low on mothballs ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls it tolls for thee just as long as it doesn't try to reverse the charges that's all yeah you serious no wait no maybe told him for thee the answer is yes hello oh yes would you hold on please this is pass law oh dear hello Lily it's me oh yes yes I've ordered the Buns love yes they'll be here when they get here I'll keep me will uh pick them up on the way to the chapel because I don't want to leave this ladder in any longer than it's necessary you see yes man how are you coping well yes you will be busy won't you yes well you're almost expect to be busy mostly yeah it means once in a lifetime isn't it I suppose Parcels no help he's like lying on his back are you usually yeah oh in that in the front room as he always have finally made it yeah well I'll be one of these boots okay I just heard her Formula One the bread man arriving yes I'll see you later We're Not Gonna rush out and and live every sweet golden moment of it though are we not unless we go on the shop bike and then make a few deliveries while we're at it no hey you're you're late you know traffic traffic door yes he said about a big Bollard in Bridge Street that holds things up and it and he gets on his bicycle and pedals back to the stage like a family you never know when you're gonna pull out in the middle of the road foreign you're the one that's worried look it's my business that's at risk if you ruin it isn't it well in one morning World water too starting in one morning and look what that did to the grocery business all right come on put that down put it down on your list you know in the instructions for what I have to do in case of another outbreak in hostilities here you're giving very sarcastic then well you are you think I'm just a dry old man aren't you in love with a profit mobile you're charged all personals Widow full price of them bonds you're a mean old Scrolls your own best friend oh yes he was when he was alive yeah I mean man me and pastor had many a giggle you know but I mean you see him now he's not much bum you should remember him as he was I do Full of Life full of brown ale mine mostly no listen while I am out I want you to behave in a properly Shop people like man is that honestly I know I know I know exactly it's a big smile of Welcome visit cash customer show all your teeth Meanwhile your hands should be hovering just a few inches from her purse and then you make casual conversation like oh good afternoon machism if I were you here might be the start of a long career in hospital [Music] there's a whole world outside that door that I've never even sampled you have nearly had the wrappers off that Memorial once or twice I'm not talking about that I'm talking about Adventure Romance the Arts I mean I mean when did we last have a letter about despair in the works of Dostoyevsky oh yeah man must be ages what do you think of the modern theater Phil's December you see well what can we talk about life yeah doors nice it's all going on out there up and down the street in and out the windows it's not in books it's an intellectual world yeah and then look where he's got us where's my G oh there it is anyway what do you fancy for your dinner well not a lot we we shall be having a bite at the funeral of course oh yeah we who's we well she'll be going watching the nurse blood is Emmanuel that's what you want Granville fine woman with a with a fine Big R yeah two if possible beats all your books I suppose you must do especially if you read a lot in bed yeah you see your hands gets all colder holding the paper back don't they which you can get hold of a good woman without your hands level leaving the underside of the blankets a warm sausage roll I shouldn't be at all surprised dinner yes yes well I won't want anything cold and not with personal the way he is it was well what can I do you for two packets of peppermints oh that sounds very reasonable I accept it as strong you want you know me up right moderation in all things I say you have a cookie Gladys Emmanuel meaning I usually look like some sort of slowly old bag no not some sort of slowly old bag my favorite sort of that's awfully you know I'm only joking now I think the funeral is brayer bring out the best in a woman you know I think it is a life's reaction in the in the face of death on the other hand it could be you're just a dirty old man yes it could I like that little owls you've got on there oh and I'd like to browse through that blouse one afternoon when it's wet you know I'll send it over next time I wash it all right all right you win there you are medium strong now are we going to have cash or shall we come to some little Arrangement over the counter hey oh it's the filthy Luca is it all right then I accept it on one condition that you saved me a nice warm seat next to you in the chapel huh and not too near the band I mean if I'm not sitting next to you I shall chant in your other funeral at all well you are coming then certainly I'm coming you don't think I'm wearing this suit to impress the bread man do you I bet parcelo was wearing a better one than that and he's going to be cremated well I'm not getting rid of this he keeps coming back into fashion this the last of the big spend as you are art right these two Miracles have always found difficult to believe the opening of the Red Sea and your wallet I'm trying to subscribe together a few Bob so we can have a honeymoon we're supposed to get married first no that was in the old days nowadays it's all a self-service now India not round here it isn't no very well then if it'll make you feel better I'll marry you yes now the name of the day and either bank holiday between now and Christmas and who's going to look after me mother ah now I've been thinking about that now I saw this whole film the other night you see and about Peter Cushing he had something like your mother which he kept in a dungeon underneath the castle having had a little red eyes it was a very hairy and it had milk cool she's the first person I've met her doesn't like Peter Cushing [Music] [Music] laughs [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] don't upset yourself Lily we'll get the buns in [Music] Mission Charlie wells in a good mood try to talk her into something extravagant for the bathroom are you sure you'll be all right I'll be all right [Music] foreign granville's of course I'm all right you've only been gone 10 minutes came from oh I see you're in your studio using the telephone while he's out there preaching no call back to the chapel and don't forget to leave the money for the call the silicone's bright red maybe you got on the hotline I should get off before we hear another voice on the line look I keep telling you I'm all right oh yes we had a nice load of customers in all in one go yeah a bus just came through the wall no no no no no no we nearly got the fire under control it's all right don't start stuttering I'm only pulling your leg the nice thing to say over at Chapel telephone [Music] [Applause] oh my mind [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] about you before [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] laughs do you want any eggs Mr Wilkinson so that's the way your mind's work in these days oh wait Mr Wilkinson thanks Granville do you want any Mr Wilkinson you'll start thinking about eggs next and you know you'll be encouraging your mind to dwell on the reproductive cycle [Music] you'll not find the four letter word X on my shopping list Granville give them up right keep yourself free I do Mr Wilkinson I do I'll have two ounces of licorice Torpedoes they'll take your mind away from eggs again show all forms of pleasure it can be a great burden Grandville being holier than everybody else but I enjoy it what do you enjoy that could help Mr Wilkinson that reminds me I want a new battery oh shaver torch I know where to find them in the bushes after dark eggs out of wedlock all them bushes they soon get worn out of trouble like that next time you'll feel just desperate foreign we know where that's come from don't we that Randy little bread man delivers it Mr Wilkinson will you get a move on you're holding everything up I wish you wouldn't make these provocative statements be quite like old times for parsley and then never used to go by without stopping you know and I thought I'd pop in just as I was passing there's no need I'm all right I thought you might think it's that funny if I went to the road ending and didn't look in on you told me I think you'll be late for the crematorium oh it's all right they're gonna clog on a bit instead of crawling hey we're doing all right aren't we yeah as Mrs Ellis bear been in for her bread yet yes and did you shave them a little brown roll to Mrs mokaji yes I'll try to get back to that big rush when they all go get off the bus big rush it's only four or five people all at once I put years into this business ground Bill I know you put years on me you keep on checking up on me you know even when Paul saw me was at school you know when we uh when we used to discuss the future it was always the same then you know I knew what I wanted I wanted my own business but people are like that in them days you know you could go for weeks without having to seeing a soul who worked for the state you know nowadays if you put all the government officials end to end I doubt if anyone had noticed Castle want to be I don't know I I don't think he knew exactly but I'm damn sure it wasn't that out there oh you better get going all Parcels getting impatient yeah she's all them flowers you know they're very bad please a fever but in a funny old day all right that's for me and all right shop Bells never stop ringing half the time it was you laughs I told you I don't like to be away from the shop for too long well in that case what's all this loose chat you've been giving me about going on honeymoon oh well there are some things for which I'm willing to make an exception uh have you had an onion tonight yet no what sort of exceptions ah now's your chance nurse the world is your oyster he'll take you anywhere within cycling distance the first thing well why don't you go out and enjoy yourself hey Granville or we'll go out anyway you're all with squawking about never having any time off appreciate the rest of the next me on it's nearly bedtime here it isn't not if I don't get a decent honeymoon no more I will where do you want to go then Tahiti ative suggestions what did you have in mind well I've always bought and cruise the inland waterways where exactly well I quite fair with the stretch of canal between here and the Mulberry Street and if we got all the way to Exotic Mulberry Street you'd barely be able to wear the shop build an old parcel I wish he could go to Tahiti listen where he's gone this afternoon's hot enough for anybody you're not leaving us are you I'm going to top my mother in no I better you didn't toggle him with parcel yes and why don't you come back later and have one of my special night caps he's going out you know I don't think I'll bother laughs I'll go out I'll go out see what's happening I think oh yeah what it must be like to be young hurry back bloody shirt ring the bell a warrior I'm making no promises good night grandma oh don't send him out on his own no don't threat about me there's so much to do I mean The Whole Town's abuzz laughs sometimes if you're lucky find all sorts of moths to watch [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music]

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Published: Fri Sep 15 2023