Only Down - Jerma Hellcard, Bread & Fred (With Ster) Stream Edit

foreign was like Hey this game called hell card looks pretty cool I was like yeah I'll get it so I got it we also have two other games that we might move to maybe not I have a very important question for stir actually a couple hey I have a couple questions for you uh question number one what temperature do you put your thermostat on a hot day that's a really complicated variable question it is it's I know it's loaded because in the winter I was explaining this the other day you got to set it at a certain temperature at which the AC triggers not the temperature you actually want it but you're saying what I'm saying um so like in the summer if I turn on the AC and put it at like 78 it'll trigger and it'll be really cold in here but in the winter if I put it at like 72 that's when it'll I don't know that's HP uh but but you said 78. you well I don't think it's actually 78 in here that's what I'm saying is that yeah it's like the AC is fighting that the fact that it's a hundred degrees outside because it's just on I would like a like a true thermostat because this thing I think it's a liar you also have the same problem where the room that you are in right now gets to like a hundred degrees but then you will go out of that room and the room that actually has a thermostat in it is like nice and cool yeah well that's the also if you stream in a room it will be 80 degrees Yeah there's no way around it yeah those of you that have like your gamer room um so I put my AC while I'm streaming 73. I usually try to keep mine between 76 75 77 maybe if I'm not really streaming or anything I can feel that good answer oh yeah well like if it was 75 or 78 this room would be 85 degrees to 90. regardless of the rest of my apartment would be cold yeah so I put it at 73 so it like continues to pump cold air in here because otherwise it doesn't care I don't exist to my AC all right what about let me ask you this what about the I'm seeing a lot of people in the chat right now and this I know a lot of people in my you know personal life too like friends and family members that say that I'm [ __ ] nuts for having my thermostat at like 77 or 76. because they like what are you talking about like it needs to be in the low 70s or high 60s for me and to me that kind of that's kind of like a like like a freezer to me is it to you too I don't know see that that's where it all comes down it might be 60 in the rest of my apartment sometimes even though it's set to like 73 that's what I'm saying yeah I feel like I don't get an even distribution if it's a hot day or whatever it's like during summer and you set your thermostat to 68. I'm not even sure my therm I don't think I could even get the temperature to be 70 degrees right now if I tried it's just like 100 110 degrees out right now 105 whatever it is I'm not even sure I could actually even happen do you like going out in 105 degree weather actually I do and that's like that makes me worse thing too I if it's 105 out I want to go outside but then when I'm inside it's got to be really cold if it's like if it gets to like 80 90 in here it's disgusting can't handle that so but so you like it at like 110 outside and you like it at like 70 inside yeah I need Refugee okay yeah so that's Refuge I need Refuge germa are you a lizard I Like It Hot I like the hot weather I actually enjoy it I want to cry if it's hotter than 85. right the moment it goes from 80 85 you should start like with no it was too much you're sitting there look at the thermostat like oh don't please don't it's like 84. no no no 85 but the real feel is 70. 72 to 73 is perfect I think all right you wanna play the game that you wanted to play here it's funny that you phrased it like that what do you mean because I feel like this is just not gonna hold your attention and the first thing someone said in my chat was like can't wait for germa to get bored of this in 30 minutes so we have two backups but here's the thing hold on yeah I'm ready okay there's the all right I'm ready like you know what on one hand I appreciate you agreeing to play this yeah on the other hand I wish you'd just say shut up that's I don't know I'd rather do something else oh like you said when I invited you to the house flipper thing on Tuesday I don't know I don't know if I'm gonna be here on Tuesday I mean I'll do it well no yeah you can't because now I can't I'll come now I can't well I I confirmed the list I confirmed the list you couldn't add plus one to the list I could [ __ ] your best man at your wedding do you want I I I was just messing around but do you actually have do you want to do it I can know by the end of the day off I'll be here on Tuesday but okay you're gonna do it and you're not here's what I think you're gonna do it's everyone's timed everyone gets 70 minutes to make a house and I know what you're gonna do 70. it's not enough time trust me we I've tested you're gonna get in there he's doing full runs to test oh I have a whole you're slow you're slow as [ __ ] how many times did you like stop to explain something when you were building your house yeah but when you're on a timer you can't do that you got to go but here's what I think you're gonna do I'm gonna take your joke from you and I'm gonna ruin it okay you're gonna show up it's gonna be like all right everybody get started and everyone's gonna be so like let's go I'm hype you're gonna make a big deal about how hyped you are about this you are then going to exit house flipper and go do something else and then when your time slot is up it's just gonna be the default house it's like that you didn't even do anything I'm not gonna lie that was my first idea yeah and it's a good idea like I don't want to agree to do this whole thing for this one joke and it's the most predictable joke he knows I'm gonna do and I came up with joke two oh still like like just like 60 Minutes for one joke I don't know you could if you really want me in this room I mean what is it scored on creativity complexity it's going to be really biased because someone told me that you could like import images yes as your wallpaper so I just feel like whoever does the germa memes on the wall is gonna win if why would I I'm gonna I'm gonna be doing it very seriously I'm gonna be taking it dead seriously it's I don't think you can creativity I don't think you can separate yourself like once you enter a room and it's like oh this is the auto room and it's like all dog toys and pictures of Otto on the wall that person won though they didn't win they got points for philosophy because that's one of the categories it's a philosophy kind of okay yeah there is creativity complexity structural integrity cleanliness philosophy and chats grid well let me ask you this in your own home decor decoration type strategy like your own home yeah what how is your home decorated do you decorate your home do you go around like oh this painting would look great in my Fourier I mean sometimes yeah I think when you get like a new place you kind of look around and you go all right I could see maybe like a painting there and be like a Furniture piece there you you do your own design philosophy when you first I guess when you first move in I don't do this every day I don't walk around and go I don't walk around by you know look at my Reddit shelf and be like what should I add I did it I did my decoration my Reddit shelf you have a Reddit shelf it's just that's like what everybody calls it because they make fun of me for it um I have a shelf that has a bunch of like trinkets on it oh you like framed photographs of all of your favorite comments from Reddit no it's all my favorite uh stream items it's a little like pieces of memorabilia for me to remember like oh wait I remember I did the dollhouse there's like the dollhouse the 985 sign it's nice to come and look yeah I I would be all white walls no decorations the only reason I have anything on my wall is because the camera points at it hey the invite is there if you if you want to do it I can get you you just said the invite wasn't there anymore but then you told me you had like okay well here's the we got to give the context to everybody listening I reached out I said hey stir good buddy I've known each other for like 30 years you want to do a house slipper house and your reply was stop talking to me which was which was hurtful um and I figured it was I gave you a few days and then when I tried again I said hey just I'm just checking it again if you uh curious if you want to do that house liver thing um you sent me a gif of the Kermit the Frog drinking the tea and was like yeah yeah it was like I don't know it was kind of it was kind of hurtful do you know my favorite GIF images what is it and it relates to this he doesn't know my favorite GIF is he even a giga Chad is it no it's the orangutan trying to nail the nail into the wood but he's not actually doing it David Attenborough yeah all right due to Tumble we just went by we have to like press play all right I mean you're gonna [ __ ] check out am I gonna laugh you gotta well we have a DM open if you want to show it to me I could find it because I think it was just if I laugh then you don't have to do a house flipper house if I do laugh then you do wait did I say that wrong which one is more beneficial to you me losing or winning I don't I didn't even hear the terms and conditions I just said it and I don't remember either let's just play while I'm opening I just got it all right that's funny that's that's pretty funny it's okay you don't have to make a house if you don't want to but wait what if I wanted to then yeah then I'll give you a time slot okay wait there's time slots I don't think there's like 12 streamers doing this I thought they were all gonna be doing it at the same time yeah but then after you have to give me a tour like you can't do it everyone can't do a tour at the exact same time and you have to like schedule an open house yes there are 12 people doing this is the game multiplayer like you walk you go to their house no it's gonna be Discord sure or through their stream still one or two are you in the game I'm been I've been in the game the whole time we're choosing floor one it gives you an option you encounter skeletons and a Smith or a vault or I haven't played this either I'm ready sir the only reason why people are here is to watch us argue so don't worry no I know Block cards okay yeah that just gives you the Armor yep can tell what a monster is doing by the things above their head Yep they're intent intent yeah just like I played a little bit of Slate's bar this one okay the circle around US represents melee range and rain and okay I'm done I can't I'm done okay that's it that was it that's it I read it all we're good nice horse hair oh you turned on your your webcam to compete with me yes do you what do you have what kind of what kind of hair do you have you've been in Vegas too long you're doing like some Elvis [ __ ] what what is this what is what have you seen Street you played Street Fighter yeah right what are you talking about you just really got inspired by Marissa you thought like oh that hairstyle looks sick I couldn't pull that off I don't even know what you're what you're describing what are you talking about you ready to go and explore I've had this hair for I've I used to do E3 presentations with this hair this has been one E3 presentation yes for a long time not officially not officially speaking but you know I would everybody this is this I do this all the time oh yeah I was presenting for my game company that I was a part of why do you have two webcams what do you you should get like five of all different angles of your head did I tell you about the stream that I really wanted to do and uh it was I wanted to get like 30 webcams and have them all set for different timings and stuff and have them delayed at a different time so I could like yell at myself and fight myself and stuff uh [ __ ] ego Andy well I I talked to uh I talked to Jake about it Community Jake and he was just like I don't think what you want to do is physically [ __ ] possible I was like okay I was like all right yourself a camera I was like whatever there's also it was it was this was like kind of covered was still kind of covered was like people were lockdown was happening and I didn't want to because like webcams people were doing a bunch of Zoom calls and needing to buy webcams and I didn't want to be the guy that like wiped out the [ __ ] webcam Supply during covid by buying like 40 of them it was like uh I don't think I want to do that I think that's probably like not a good idea I could understand that argument if you went to the grocery store and like bought all of the food but these you're talking about webcams yeah but there was I I feel like there was like a weird price surge with webcams and it was like oh they're like very expensive now because people are buying them a ton of people are buying them I was like I don't do I want to be the guy that has like I don't know I I don't know if I want to do it I got like test ones at one point at some point later I got I want to say like six and I tried to hook them all up and it was like this is [ __ ] impossible and it just made me frustrated and I just canned the whole thing you can barely use one webcam yeah yeah it was a USB thing right yeah it was like the amount of USB bus slots that are on a motherboard like it couldn't do it or something you can you can get a like a USB extension yeah but I think it still uses the same bus lane I I really think so I I looked into this and I was like well [ __ ] I can't do this I have a um I forget what you call them like a graphics card you plug it into that slot and it has USBS on it I have one of those it was something it was something and I think the only way I would have needed to have like four motherboards and it's just like this is this this is turning into like a like a science YouTube video that I'm not making and I'm not I don't know I don't think so so you so you gave up I did yeah some ideas if you just kind of move on okay no yeah that's true do you have a favorite Star Wars character um I don't know the the big one Jabba yeah how about the HUD is your favorite Star Wars character I I'm not I don't know too much about Star Wars but I know he's cool mine's Luke if your answer of your favorite Star Wars character is like the protagonist lame but Luke is actually really cool though it's not Luke but I would say Luke is cool that's a bad tick yeah that's a pretty [ __ ] take sir because okay what if the main character of a show is really really awesome like really cool and like wow what a great character all right let me ask you this have you played Red Dead Redemption 2 no what okay I play I played the tutorial and I was like I don't think I really want to do this what no way you've never really wow okay well anyways my point was going to be that Arthur Morgan is the main character and I think Arthur Morgan's probably one of the coolest characters in that whole game like is that is that wrong which was Arthur Morgan [ __ ] can't do it oh and Red Dead Redemption yeah yeah but when we're talking about Star Wars yeah but I'm saying but you said the main character thinking the main character is the best character in the series is lame is what you said Arthur Morgan is not lame and I think he's the best character no no no no no no I'm talking about Star Wars okay I'm not talking about in general oh characters are bad okay everybody settle down but like when you're talking about Disney Star Wars like I want to be the protag Luke he's so strong I they have like no personality you really want to you your main your favorite character is Luke when there's characters like Jabba the Hutt all of the side characters of Star Wars are cooler than the main protags because they're not human it's always the default anime protag human male white male with the hair I did not I did not know you were this strongly for uh I I thought you meant all I thought you meant all [ __ ] like media no I Dude any show I've ever seen the main character so boring that's what I thought you're like ah main character I don't like that I like the weird side character that was in two episodes which is they're still cool I have a lot of favorites that are like that they're the they're the blank slate that you put inject yourself into and you you love that guy don't you no well hold on this thing I think silent protagonist yes I think a silent protagonist you're imprinting yourself on a silent protagonist sister I don't maybe I don't know yeah no points for that I I was ironically saying Luke I don't think Luke is the coolest character right now I know it's ironic oh it's pulled back I was just being ironic General Grievous is my favorite character in all of Star Wars okay if you want me to give it to you I do want him give it to me General General Grievous there it is I think I've told this story to you and multiple times before that when I was a child in the first grade Star Wars was really cool I'd never seen any of them but I knew it was cool and when I was out shopping with my mom I saw a t-shirt with one of the Droids on it because that movie had just come out and I was like I want that so I can fit in and that's all I know about the clone war bot movies okay that's kind of cool though I don't know anything about General Grievous I just know that he's got four lightsabers and he still can't beat a guy with one I'm about to get really heated at that point in episode three General Grievous was already very injured not only that he was injured previously before the events that happened in the prequels very seriously injured oh okay hold on I gotta Settle Down You're a Star Wars nerd I'm not really I haven't seen any of the newer things why not I don't know because it's just too much of it like oh the Mandalorian not Mandalorian and then we got like all these I'd like oh the Obi-Wan stuff and then there's they're making like another movie they're making like another TV show and then it's kind of like the Marvel stuff for me it's like there's just too much of it it's just I don't even it's like I don't yeah yeah you know what I agree I would much prefer if they made a dune movie and it was like one third of the first book and nothing really happens I made this joke like a year or two ago but I was gonna say like I can't like let me just say it out loud because it's very good I think I made a tweet that I didn't tweeted saving drafts so you know take that as you will uh it said I can't wait for phase six of the Marvel Cinematic Universe when it's a baking competition between Wolverine Cyclops and Professor X like reality show that's pretty good what that's right where did I I missed a few sentences there how did we jump from to what I don't think you were paying attention to what I was saying but it's okay okay no I wasn't I was thinking about doing okay the big skeleton the Whopper This Is the Whopper right spawns a skeleton every time it receives damage so don't just go tickling him oh I've got a lot of skeletons I thought you were just saying the Whopper this is that the actual name oh I went to McDonald's I went to McDonald's this is important I went to McDonald's and I was so confident like oh yeah McDonald's and I turned to the I turned to the the uh the speaker and I'm like hey how are you how are you doing today having a good day I'll take one Grimace Meal please guys like dude that's over that's not happening anymore and I was like and I said oh [ __ ] I missed grimace's birthday and I think he heard me I I didn't drink the [ __ ] Shake I don't even know what it tastes like I've tried to get it but I was too late I said oh [ __ ] I missed grimace's birthday oh I had a funny idea too you know everyone like drinks the Grimace shake and like oh my God on my I like died because I drank the shake or whatever that like the trend is yeah I was gonna take a sip out of the Grimace Shake on camera no way yep and then that's crazy stop it and then after I took a sip out of it it was gonna cut to me like lifting weights really well it's gonna cut to me like relaxing on a couch he's gonna cut to like I was gonna do a lot of great things were gonna happen to me I was gonna be like wow everything's like wonderful today I feel like great Everything feels like amazing I mean I would like that if also amongst those things it was like you making out with someone in a Grandma's costume like lifted weights everything's going so well yeah oh that's like I don't know what's wrong with everyone else like Grimace gets me I was gonna get like eight full hours of sleep during that Trend how expensive a Grimace costume must be yeah you want to talk about buying the webcams during when like all I find 40 webcams how expensive was a [ __ ] Grimace costume they got wiped out they were off of every shelf well Noah I haven't seen a Grimace costume in any of those maybe it wasn't effective you have to you know and it's got to get delivered then grimace's birthday is over how can you guys birthday last it was I think the whole month of June was it all of June or was it like just two weeks into how long ago yeah my birthday is June hey my whole birthday is an entire month you better get me with presents every day it was a painful birth oh my God he's a big guy oh my God are you done with your turn dude you can't you can't drop a [ __ ] nuke like that and they don't expect me to take a minute what's your nighttime routine um I just go into my bedroom and I go straight on my back live I close my eyes and I don't move until I fall asleep so I'll just kind of lie in bed do you do this too I just kind of like when I'm ready to go to bed it's like all right I have my iPad I've got like games and and like videos and okay like TV shows I'll look at the clock and I'll be like Jesus what the hell is going on like two hours have gone by I was supposed to go to bed like three hours ago two hours ago and then I just go I put it down and get away from it I do not do that I take my horse tranquilizer and then I go to bed part of me is starting to understand that this is not a joke I am not a phone reader on the toilet like you are I'm not uh a device addicted you know I I can I can just let it go I feel like I could hear your like lips moving to say idiot I could hear it I'm not a device addicted I could hear like the it is no judgment in my tone you're gonna have to sit on the toilet and read your phone and go to bed and read your phone there is no judgment but if you want to do that that's fine I guess what are you reading on your phone what's up what's on the iPad are you doing that's when your mobile game time is I actually don't use a device really at all unless I'm on the toilet or in bed I don't use it ever you can't follow up that statement by I don't use it ever we have to kill this Whopper up here by the way because they just look at how many [ __ ] this time I know there's a lot of stuff on your side of the battlefield yeah but I I have gained two block and like deal four damage okay maybe you should be picking some cards that do things hey oh yeah what about this oh pup uh oh what's this minus 24 that's about to kill you this is a game where you lose and you put like points into permanent upgrades right I don't think I don't think we could have beaten this I mean I don't want this to be one of those games where you have to Lose to Win I would like to just kill them I think we just die and you guys watch the FNAF trailer after he I've already done that I'm not watching another one they're gonna come up with like five trailers over the next six months I'm not watching them all isn't it kind of crazy though that they're making a five nights movies just because I played it the trailers I'm not a big fan of trailers especially when they make like eight of them and effectively they just they sh they take a scene they take a scene from every single scene in the entire movie and over the course of like five trailers you've almost seen the entire movie I I watched the trailer and I was like okay so that's how it ends right like that's the whole plot that's everything if you took like the three four five different trailers some of these big franchises do you can take out all the scenes and be like wow there's a scene from literally every single scene in the movie you already did this rant but we're doing it again I knew you were gonna do that do what make a mage I just I feel like you're the one coming in and saying I don't understand these games how come you can't give me a break and you're like okay I learned all the warrior cards let me make a mage now which is probably going to be more complicated I was proud of you for choosing the like um dumb Warrior I hit this was randomly generated all right should I not be a mage you could be anything you want to be all right let me see there's a lot of characters here okay hold on what's your favorite spell of all the Spells lightning absolutely lightning in one form ball lightning lightning bolt lightning storm chain lightning uh a follow-up question we haven't talked about it in a while okay what is it how quickly did you give up on past exile no I don't know I didn't no I didn't no I I played a lot of Poe because I was kind of preparing for Poe too you're bored you stop where did I stop um I don't act two maybe act three I think it's great I I okay once I figured out what was going on it's like okay I get it now and I think this is fun but I think waiting for Poe too is smart I think that's what you said too because apparently it's gonna be longer than people thought but I'm trying to think of the area that I was okay name some areas in like act two or three because I I don't know I know that you were doing the bandits and you were confused about the bandits last year we talked okay was it right it was after that it's probably like maybe okay four or five hours of game time after that so you're not doing a mage oh my God this coward I said one thing about Mage and he crumbles and he folds well I I got an artifact okay let's play and this is gonna make me better yeah we're gonna win we're gonna lose in the first like three or four rooms then we're gonna play that [ __ ] game that you linked God damn it I spilled coffee [ __ ] everywhere you're taking a lot of damage is this is someone it's everywhere and I don't know what I don't know what to do about it oh I have to it's it's oh it's I I actually don't even know what to do right now I wish I was there to help you pat you down it's all right uh you know this happened the last like three times it happens all the time all the time every time because especially especially when I take a sip of coffee I'm like who it's like I need to like relax I feel like two years from now you're gonna be Hector from Breaking Bad with a ding ding just rolling around waiting for help what it's you're progressing quickly wait till you get to be [ __ ] [ __ ] 37 it's rough all right man this hill is steep holy right now for real uh almost I'm almost 33. I'm 32 and a half there's a pool of coffee underneath my zero key and that's over let's say desk like from all of the times you've done this and it's just it's going down there oh my gosh I don't know what to do about this I don't let's keep gaming I think I'm all right if there's a pool of coffee underneath the zero on my num pad and that's gonna be a problem and this is annoying because I like this keyboard my keyboard doesn't even have a numpad who uses a numpad I don't the last time you used your numpad I haven't I'm just saying that's where it is my hands are all and this is the one time the one time I put like creamer in my coffee how is that relevant people you can like normally be like oh Jeremy's so bad German's bad germa you gotta get some credit for like how much extra stuff you're just dealing with wait wait wait wait wait wait wait are you are you talking [ __ ] no I'm I'm saying you maybe it's time to ease up on old German here because like I'm playing the game and I'm doing well but I don't I don't have coffee in my I know I had like so like if I had all these extra elements get in the way who knows where I'd be but here's the thing uh Holly just slipped a paper towel under the door uh who's attacking you nine damage I could do five no I could do eight you're dead hold on I don't think I am you're dead there Buster are you sure I don't think I'm dead [ __ ] all right this game's hard this game is pretty um pretty intense do you think this game is cute I've I think it's good I think it's fun but I am going to suggest we play that other one what resolution you're playing at what do you what do you what hey what resolution are we playing at yes you can do five what is 5120 by 2160 what the hell is that other projector okay this game is torturous chat uh it's a co-op platformer together I I don't I haven't played it haven't seen it played but I know that it is going to require coordination between me and you to succeed so it is going to be torture okay I'm gonna plug a controller in for sure okay so I'm the red one and how do you move um wasd is working for me it's it's arrow keys for me I guess I'm doing arrow keys is it that hard no it's not that difficult it's fine we gotta we gotta go climb the mountain how did you just do that do what you were like holding on because we're always holding on all right well get up here we have to time this by the way yeah that's what I'm that's what I'm saying from from there can I like pull you up it doesn't it does not appear so okay so what no no don't just do that all right ready are we gonna are we gonna have to count down for every jump yes so that's how it works ready do you want to go like go or do you want to be like one two three oh how do you want to do this okay so you want we have to get the same thing ready uno dos trace on three oh I can swing Trace Uno only one of okay only one of us should do it just one two three no comedy dog [ __ ] three one one two three one two three one two three I'm gonna go for it okay apparently you need to go more up okay I'm anchoring now so you won't be when you go up there I jump when I'm swinging like that wait don't just jump I know you you're like a fast gamer you like to go really quickly but we can't do that here one two three it's funny I think we do it here above the double jump I think it's showing us arrows up there why okay I just jumped there we go okay us I'm gonna grab no you why would I don't know you freaked me out you did the one two three go one two three go means we go I don't think I could jump and reach the wall unless we both jumped up I don't know why you jumped forward I I saw the one two three and I'm like I have to go he's doing it why are you trying to mess me up I'm connected to you you're the anchor yes next one nice all right so what I'm saying here is we need to both jump straight up at the same time then you grab the wall I and then we grab the wall yes okay we're jumping up not forward yes I know [Music] I'm hitting we gotta come you gotta get it let go yeah you gotta get higher [Music] foreign look at all there we go look at that [Music] oh I'm good ready a little more a little more a little more more uh okay ready on this one on this one oh we had it okay we got it we got it we got it we got we got it we gotta go one this one oh yes oh oh just bring yourself up nice job okay high five I think high five high five there um no don't jump don't do it I don't know okay I was trying to emote just give me the finger that's bait I don't know who cares if it's a picture no one cares [Music] was it was all bait everything the whole thing was bait what do you mean everything I'm bait your bait oh boy we're falling apart on anchor you didn't anchor you didn't anchor oh hold me are we still communicating let go let go okay [Music] my fingers were sweaty all right no no no no no now let's just do it the right way [Music] you're fine I could yeah we're good all right same deal I might actually have to grab this though I mean whoever can grab it grab it yep I feel like this three two one go finding out that there's a pleasant beep beep beep beep it's just like activating like neurons are firing in your brain like unparalleled so we have to keep going when you hear the boom you like usually already I gotta jump I gotta jump it's like the Mario Kart thing it's like when you put through and then you've like [ __ ] eyes your pupils just go [ __ ] wide anytime I play a game like this do you get like this too where like I'm I said at this desk I've probably sat here for hundreds and hundreds if not maybe thousands of hours I've right now am so uncomfortable it's just like oh no everything's wrong like where I am seated how high I am in the chair where my fingers are everything just feels incorrect I get that another game this one but like also you're really kind of I crashed no it's hard you do it you do it and you'll see all right it's hard okay ready you're trash you're trash you are trash you're trash can garbage can [Music] there you go sh there's no encouragement do not encourage don't encourage me ding ding ding ding all right don't do that ding ding ding actually stop doing that because you're like a you're like 30 milliseconds like later dick I don't I don't like that think finally we can agree [Music] oh you're gonna [ __ ] kill us oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me what all right are you dumping your pants right now or are we playing you know why we're gamer diapers I'm just going for it fog chair we got the clock let's go what are you doing don't you criticize me when you don't know how hard it is you gave it one attempt and you were like you're not even waiting for the phone you gave this one attempt an alt f4 the game that's just [ __ ] weird oh this is gonna be hard do you want me to grab [ __ ] grab it well I have you played this before you I didn't you did even if I was gonna grab you didn't give me enough time to swing over and grab you didn't give me enough you just let go I love it [Music] on me but you just went forward and you flipped it on me too that was uncalled for oh you could have grabbed everything's fine just relax that's gonna fall so built-in timing okay [Music] okay good oh wait hold on we don't have to there's no built-in timing right now there is it's a platform but we need to see what's going on here we can just go just jump up to it oh wait wait all right you ready [ __ ] build in timing and you didn't even do it right sir built-in timing top left wait wait wait what are you talking about okay hold on we gotta stop first okay we're jumping to the left we gotta swing and then you we need to run yes built-in timing after you land good this is this might be built-in timing built-in timing I'm not sure get up here get up here we've duck I had to rap feels the timing build the timing this way all right we're fine we're gonna do the top top go no keep it the same top top go there's no need for three times you told me to stay consistent with our roles consistency there's an update there's a patch top top go top top go okay go go I went look at us we don't even gotta [ __ ] talk about it people like people that come to the stream are don't tell them we're using checkpoints until they have to find out because they'll think we're good at the end as soon as it clicks into the top we're gonna jump yeah and I'm here I'm grabbing the right side thank you ah what the [ __ ] wow there are no Stakes anymore it doesn't even matter all right this is built-in timing but we have to be careful okay this is a jump yes [Music] I I get it now but if I put my brain on like a 50 millisecond to light we are perfectly in sync those jumps were like jump wait jump wait jump and it was perfect yeah that's how I that's how you make sure that you can be together built-in timing is when you land you jump to the next one because you've already landed land yeah I know but you're we're 0.5 with 50 milliseconds behind I need each other anyways okay no it's more like it's it's more than 50. you do understand that even you talking through Discord is coming through it's more than 50. it's like a half a second it's like jump okay confirm we've both landed have a cognitive I under okay now jump it's not like jump land JUMP plan yeah it's not that it is not this it is Jump boom I didn't know that you were doing that this whole time when you say like built-in timing those things fall it's like Okay jump yeah but you have to get like the jump has to land you have to make sure we land the jump first but it only takes that long to know yeah but but here's the thing you don't know because that's why you gotta like see it and be like yes okay we've landed yeah but you understand that we're doing this together so we both need to land boom land boom like you you have to built-in timing built-in timing built-in timing is we we are both landing at the same time already that's why we don't need to wait for the other person to land because the jump was it's not in timing but it's not about the timing is when you let let's go back go back to the checkpoint okay now let's do it my way you'll win the moment you land we're just immediately going okay [Music] but it's [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up because yes it is yes it is I I am doing go back and do it again ready foreign no no that's not what I said do your time your time okay my time [Music] that's not enough time that's not enough time because like once you we synchronized with the three two one go and then after that it's automatic timing automatically not pause reps there's no it's not a pause rep it's a confirmation 50 milliseconds to make sure we've actually landed it's it's a confirmation [Music] if you missed you already missed there's no need to to stand still and confirm you've missed no it's a confirmation okay so in the future are we doing pause reps or are we doing like gamer reps gamer reps to me is a mistake in a game like look in any other scenario I would agree with you in a game like this you have to confirm you put something in my eye what did you do to my eye hey hey what the [ __ ] dude what are you doing are you ready we're going germa pace we did not even confirm that that was our different your timing of like go go go go go I'm on Beats right like I'm on when you actually land as well needs to occur you're like no you got to be on a Tempo it's gonna be like you're not doing a tempo yes I am it's not a sound thing it's a visual I have jumped I have like it's as soon as you can jump if you jump all right but here's the jump all right before you make everybody leave the stream with your with your incessant anger towards me and you're bickering have we had a problem this whole time yes since when I think that problem has come up several times a little bit you're like oh that jump was a little bit messed up like here is the first time I noticed it because it's very clearly these things will fall and you need to go across them as quickly as possible jeremites who's with me all right you ready can we do this and ah what happened there Mr super timing Mr perfect timing what happened there everyone close your eyes okay you automatically did a German pause rep on that one we didn't have a plan what do you mean we've done this job 60 times we didn't we didn't have a plan 50 of the game is this job and why did you just jump right there sir because I'm having an aneurysm oh we're falling oh [ __ ] any secrets in here doesn't look like it oh we can put on different costumes how did you do that oh we can change our pdsm rope just just anchor and then once the once the next one ends um hold on I have been my hand's been like this on the arrow keys the whole time on my right hand also we didn't really talk about that either okay anchor we didn't talk about that either I I am using my right hand to play this game you're using your left hand you're used to your left hand being used what is this about a left hand that you can't your brain can't go to your fingers and your right arm isn't you aren't you right now dominant muscle memory is you're on you you're using wasd with your left hand that is what you are used to using when you play a video game I'm your right hand being on arrow keys is a different muscle memory can I give you like a word of advice no can you put your left hand on the arrow keys but that's weird because like I'm crossing my body and then I have to like turn the kid that's weird like at that point I would have to like move my seat that's weird I mean people get it some of you get it if you get it you get it if you don't then are you dumb wow all right all right you ready wow whoa whoa anchor anchor in this stanker [Music] what what the hell was that what do you remember that was kind of like a I just remember I'm piecing together what you just said I'm going on this one we're gonna go let's go and we're gonna double jump wait no we're not what are you I would like wait I would like to put evidence into the courtroom here no we're not and then got angry when I didn't know [Music] can you get us back up where's the key to how do I call him I don't know so let's just just just just jump oh what did I do I I put the it's all right everybody relax everybody relax do not anchor on ice but sometimes it gives you an extra little boost no no nice mic wow Wow Wow Wow Come on come on that's laughs like a [ __ ] witch that is a [ __ ] witch that was like a [ __ ] fairy tale [ __ ] I've got you in my cousin hey me Lords have you tried waiting for each other a jump you have a dent in your head I don't know probably what that gets you going was that you reading a comment because I thought you were responding to that person I was like that's you wouldn't usually go in like that I thought you meant that was you thought I was talking to you no what you read the comment the guy said why don't you try waiting to jump and you were just like hey you got a dent in your head I didn't realize there was a back-to-back comment read that's true that sounded so [ __ ] up that was [ __ ] up can I ask you a question yeah and you have to answer honestly can you name me three games that have come out in the last five years that you've genuinely really enjoyed all right yeah what what are they hold on without looking up a like Google sheet of the game I'm trying to look up something else did you play Benton brutal no exactly I rest my case Okay Drama Oh only up I love only up I've gotta check out the speed runs oh nft did I play Benton brutal no I played only up for like four hours once exactly I did when did I say that only up was the game of the year I said what did I say I said here I said like like I said name a few games in the last five years that you genuinely enjoyed in the last five years yeah name like three do they have to have released in the last five years or can I enjoy them yeah like a game that's come A Game's never come out in the last like let's say three years that you like really were like wow I really enjoyed that you gotta name me at least three uh Elden ring Q remastered risk of rain two um Torchlight infinite you told me in private that you didn't like it didn't like what I didn't uh you're you're weird can I tell you why you're weird why am I weird because you'll like okay I brought up like pizza Tower right yeah and I was like pizza Tower oh you should really try it I think it's like one of the best games to come out this year and you played it and you were like don't ever recommend me a game ever again it is not for me okay it may have been more dramatic at the time stir has hard opinions I don't think Sarah has hard opinions stir and I actually agree on quite a lot chat you're dying on the hill of only up a game that's getting [ __ ] like destroyed for like non-fair use nft [ __ ] in their game you're dying on the hill of like no only up was good what do you mean hold on hold on hold on the game was fun I enjoyed I enjoyed it but I enjoy your point is brutal is the exact same game without all of the shovelware aspects but you didn't try that and you tried the shovelware and that's all I'm saying nobody died on that Hill you're fighting ghosts you're fighting ghosts I'm just saying two very similar games came out in a very similar time frame and one of them deserves a an ounce of respect and you picked the wrong one let me I'll translate for those of you that don't know uh stir uh he fell off the pipes in all dead Ford get good this is the I fell off the pipes and didn't want to go back up is this drama destroying the environment by supporting okay you ready okay let's go yeah name five games Super Mario one Super Mario 2 Super Mario World Super Mario 3 Super Mario 64. it's games of all time not even a [ __ ] intention competition and why are we counting now because you did it you didn't why are we counting you [Applause] sounds like there's a bird in your room I don't know if I heard what I heard was correct but be careful out there I heard a very large bird potentially you all right you there the Moon ooh all right everyone this top yep sir there's one I think I gotta swing you and this might be it we did it the beak the peak we did it did we actually that's me oh we actually did it that's the end we did nice job mailing a letter to Santa no [Music] I can't believe we beat it well we used the check marks still even with the checks like with it yeah you stayed he stayed and you know very cool you had fun I did I'm glad that we beat it I'm glad that we pulled through and we got to experience this wondrous Journey together [Music]

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Length: 55min 7sec (3307 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 09 2023