RISK ON - Jerma Only Up Stream Edit

foreign Happy Father's Day to all the fathers just get that right out of the way we are going to play for a few hours I'm just gonna probably play for maybe yeah we'll see yeah we'll see this game is called only up the game is impossible uh I don't there's not there has been one person that's played this game that's gotten past the halfway point um at least that's what I've had a dream about so I just figured it was true it loud beat it did Ludwig beat it well yeah but he's a gamer well who didn't beat it what what streamer didn't beat it and rage quitted in an hour because they got what category can I be in but who rage quitted in like an hour and a half you I'm not gonna be the only one it's just gonna be me well whatever I beat jump King the base game so that's fine xqc alt F Ford I'll probably do that too honestly I bet that happens here too although I don't think I'll alt f4 I will just stop moving and complain about the game for like 25 minutes in the end stream we're gonna do FaceCam today yeah sure if you're good I tried to plug a controller in this game does not support controllers and I gotta immediately said I was like oh [ __ ] I have to do keyboard and mouse this is gonna end very poorly turn the FaceCam on you'll get it if you're and that's not being good you're already proving that you're not being good today okay I guess there will be no face Camden oh don't look up we need to get to the top the top of that sure will make it I wonder what awaits us there the unknown is frightening what all right there's gonna be a scenario where you wait 15 minutes like Far Cry 4 there's an elevator that like spawns just watch do I need to know anything elevator what actual elevator actual elevator what this is I didn't I did not pre-play this I swear to God I promise you I didn't what is this actually in the game how do I use it I did not free play This I Promise You how do I activate it go up I don't think that's gonna work secret elevator bug fix some have already managed to use the secret elevator and get to the very top what why did I not play this three days ago I could have just ended stream in 10 minutes all right when they do the the streamer breakdown of How High every streamer got off the ground I'm gonna be at like four meters this is not good already what the [ __ ] is a meter must be American you're finally playing tears of the Kingdom now what you what you were what you forgot to say was you could be playing tears of the Kingdom instead of this right dude you could be playing tears of the Kingdom yeah I also could eat a BLT on stream that promise is [ __ ] gone so do you Auto you automatically grab onto edges what the [ __ ] is going on what why does it do okay is this a distraction they play distractions but don't be afraid you can always repeat we learn from our mistakes all right dude they play distractions at you I'm already almost halfway through the game it's up I'm doing good stuff is there does everybody else game do this turn I gotta turn I'm turning the music off because this is sometimes why can I still hear it can we get away from the person practicing the song Why is it repeating every sound just turn it off and put on your own music I just turned it all the way down and it didn't work just restart I don't want to I don't do this all over again [ __ ] whatever all joke number one no I'm trying to reset the game so I don't get the no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you got one guide did I was what was that was that one guy what do you mean yes that [ __ ] happens to everybody is that actually part of the game what no you guys are full of [ __ ] there's no way that's part of the game it hasn't repeated [Music] oh God damn it why is that seriously part of the game it can't be there's a lot of God rays in this game the worst possible time to climb a gigantic structure with no harness is absolutely when the god raiser in your [ __ ] face dude be very gentle okay oh my God I forgot to run he's doing the same walk that you did in the Christmas stream I mean I gotta how do I get up to that go up yeah where's the correct up down there [ __ ] it I don't care sometimes you gotta take a risk oh dear okay this is a big deal don't even think about it just do it how I I guess I couldn't make it so there's no checkpoints so if I beat this game with no checkpoints and when they add checkpoints after a bunch of people complain I I get a I get an Accolade right you're never gonna beat this hey I beat pre-patch with Dan I think I can beat pre-patch only up we've been good can we have the face game for 15 minutes yeah yeah even good you get it when you get into the PeeWee Herman dance when there's an opportunity to do a Pee-Wee Herman dance and that's not right now this game is so bad for people that just want to like freak out and move their Mouse around you know what I mean sometimes I just want to just move my mouse fast interesting this is bad for me it means how many of you guys just kind of sit there and just go like move your mouse just wildly for half second sometimes you said you'd do the dance next time you were on cam with any music playing I can't do the tequila PeeWee Herman dance to that guitar riff I'm not why am I not turning the right way do you say that's that was weird I didn't like that that doesn't do anything for me wait I need to get on that one there whoa that was way too far way too far well right I'll do it oh hottest how I don't know how far the jump went I just did a full Sprint jump I didn't I ca I'm not doing it this is not this is not Pee-wee Herman music this is not Pee-wee Herman dance music this is not feeling dance music I'm not doing it do the lion pose at least oh is this well this is 2017 do the lion pose I get it now so I wonder if it's a full regular run jump and not a Sprint jump I just I don't know I don't know what the trajectory I don't know what the the physics are I don't know how far you go with a full jump I don't know how short you go with a small jump this is all things I have to figure out over the next 20 minutes before I alt f4 and um take like three months off so in games like this sometimes you just have to go fine oh dude there better be an arcade up there that's what I would do I would put like classic games up there and they're free you have to you know what I mean just give once you get up what do you mean minus two what I'm saying like that's a milestone you get there and it's like I can I can play like a bunch of arcade games now I can play like minus two silence all of you yeah there are many like you you have to be with them and not stand out you won't make it you're a weak kid go back to the favelas your friends are there your destiny and life is R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 just have confidence all the only thing that matters in this game is confidence even if you fail if you go you're gonna [ __ ] miss if you if there's a jump coming up jump go now you've seen me do it a few times and it's worked out but sometimes doesn't it was the worst sound you've ever made no it is not you've got like 13 years of audio clips of me talking that's not possible there's like a there's like a three or four thousand Sound Library of all the [ __ ] up dumb sounds I've made that is not one of them that's not even on the tier list that wouldn't even get an image you know like a PNG at the bottom of the tier list no sorry just you're just wildly and you're wildly inaccurate all right where am I going we don't think we just go whoa I thought I was slipping I thought I was slipping off are those balloons up there okay I want to get to at least the balloon part are you talking about what are you talking about why did it do that why did it do that all right it was right up the middle and then I can go quick I can do it quick that's a knock knock shooter in uh Northwest you know where at least at least for what I do it's like one of the best videos ever I don't want to go I don't want to rush because there's more look if you rush you'll end up [Laughter] whatever the [ __ ] that image is show the image and I can't right now alt tabbing and copying and saving and then exporting and rendering and then putting it into OBS and I think OBS put the bitrate at a certain kilobits to make sure you can be seen and watch the rendering on the OBS I gotta focus on this and then to do the necessary legal paperwork to show it uh and you know send out all the consent forms for people assigned and everything for showing on stream and it's just it's just a lot shut up nerd you plus doing you plus doing that guy I crafted crafted a joke and it was it was like a [ __ ] fine French cuisine meal a guy calls me a nerd and I lose the comedy War Chad chatter versus the Virgin Jeremy shut up nerd what the f what you it's not funny when I do it that's not fair what do you mean that's mean somebody just called me a nerd it's not mean okay I will show this one because it was really funny I'm gonna show this one because it's good it's good well I'm just gonna what's this white might as well I don't even look human I look like a different species [Laughter] [Music] I'm good okay that is it was a dangerous thing kid don't do that again did you see the live action one-piece trailer they go yeah yo ya yo do they really do they actually do that no they don't they do not do that I I wouldn't bet any money but I would friendly bet you that they do not do that oh my God this thing is really [ __ ] up okay but do I want to go all the way over there or do I just drop here and go that way no there's nothing over there this is the is this the only way to go yep oh that does not look good drop oh do you soft locked yourself no I didn't look right there oh this is so [ __ ] up I actually can't even walk this way what about right there what about I'm so uh oh that's a long way down I can fix it oh thank God oh thank God thank God thank God thank God thank God okay give me a second Captain Crunch is up here and he's laughing at me and he's like [ __ ] with me I gotta get rid of him just give me a second Dr crunch is making fun of me right now he's just like Oh my Captain Crunch cereal is more nutritious than this [ __ ] dope I it's he's up there and I gotta get rid of him he's like laughing in the chat I don't know why it's like the white and blue hat I just oh I'm not jumping from here I'm not jumping from here that would be a huge mistake [Music] it's time for me to get a little uh just to toot my own horn a little bit a lot of you thought I was gonna fail at the pipes like 40 minutes ago and I deserve an apology we are not sorry no no no no no I'll get it eventually if I get to the top I'm gonna see a bunch of sorry I'm so sorry oh my god dude I'm so sorry you're so cool okay [ __ ] all right he's high I actually said to Holly before I turn the stream on I was like if I like would I even be able to get past the first jump high if I did this High she just shook her head you just went okay maybe I shouldn't do it I'll say that soon no one will need oil but it is unlikely likely ending while oil is still a resource that people kill for I would make a comment on you know the world and the environment and [ __ ] but I I've I'm this is I've I've I I've you know anything I said okay I would think I can't make any comments right now wait what oh this is not World of Warcraft dude you can't turn the camera to get a better View and then use W to go forward I almost just did that my [ __ ] heart holy [ __ ] I almost just did that I almost did the World of Warcraft get a better angle well we just got a risk on that's what you do you just turn risk on sometimes you just have to do it this might be a Sprint jump no it's I I don't think so this is a Sprint jump holy [ __ ] I thought I was done no what what oh you you know what the heck I know but seriously like what the [ __ ] dude oh I did it I'm almost at the balloons which is where am I okay you don't want Hearthstone battlegrounds when you uh if you get in the top four it's considered a win that's my top four fourth place is third loser you still get two points in Mario Kart that's two points that number five doesn't get I'm good your nose is sweating wipe the sweat from your nose I wipe the sweat from my nose when you wipe the grease from your hair what would bouncing back and forth today I'm I'm giving it back your hair is ten times greasier than mine only works if I'm clean all right stop stop stop stop stop this is way I'm like halfway through this game that nobody thought I was ever gonna make it to the piece of American cheese and I'm sorry but you were wrong and you were seething in chat right now is this an Omega jump though it might be go I should scare the [ __ ] out of myself to do it shut up can't remain not you me yay [Music] I almost just lost it with stupid slow motion joke happy Pride that's right it's pride month happy Friday everybody happy pride month am I doing this wrong this that I glitched through that that felt that felt [ __ ] up scary horror movie sound Minecraft Spawner yeah oh yeah I'll destroy him I didn't know that happened it's a good thing I [ __ ] jumped holy [ __ ] it's a good thing I jumped when I did because I would have just lost wow we I think I'm getting I might be getting kind of close to being in a position where I might be able to finish this video game in like another hour if I do good just don't make any mistakes let me be the first streamer on Twitch to fall like once really and beat the game in like three tries let's go for it you know what I'm saying let me get like an Accolade for once in the last like three or four years what up ah that bug just got on me your bucket's on me spider it's a huge one okay these don't be stupid Jesus Christ oh no no no my accolades my Accolade my Accolade no I need my Accolade oh no oh big mistakes this is bad my Accolade I was holy [ __ ] no I just I've rested on and I wouldn't risk off and I was stuck I couldn't walk forward to cones cones have collisions that are a full [ __ ] rectangle around him and I thought I was stuck and I freaked out I couldn't walk there was two cones and they had a gigantic Collision in front of I thought I was gonna slip off ah risk on for the rest of the [ __ ] stream I'll be back there in 10 minutes I'm gonna risk on big time do it to the Supermarket Sweep music it's a good idea thank you foreign [Music] I just had to go because like that's the hardest jump and I was like I just I didn't realize I was still holding shift I was still holding shift and I didn't realize it was still holding it oh my accolades I can get back there I can let me get back there I just didn't even get to the balloons why are the stupid Crane That crane part I'm [ __ ] furious at don't let Captain Crunch win yeah he's cracking up right now any other like game show music to [ __ ] get me pumped up American Bible challenge yep absolutely that's now you now you're speaking my language I can't this is not gonna work [Music] I got stuck on something what did I get stuck on did you see who my character was like well I got [ __ ] strapped on something what was that [Music] my character didn't even jump he just went [ __ ] God damn it where do I go from here I'm it's but we're fine this is not that far what the hell am I [Music] this goofy ass music now it's not this is Mario Brothers this is not a goofy ass music it's a little goofy okay [Music] I just I just ran into the Collision should I just go get water and put tears coming down my eyes just have a cry face for like 30 minutes hold on should I say like watching like a sad movie on my other monitor I'll just like glance over here all the time just be like this needs to be a little bigger put a bunch of mascara on hold on just wait [Music] please [Music] oh my God [Music] I'm sorry guys I'm I never seen this [ __ ] movie before [Music] oh this is [ __ ] awful I'm tearing this off I'm turning this off why would it I'm this is awful this is the worst [ __ ] thing I've ever done this is this is not funny I'm just wet I I'm just wet I've just it's like a hit in the face with a water balloon I'm just freaking sweaty oh yeah I mean I've never seen this movie before and it's I'm like really sweating did I tell you guys my bit that I wanted to do so bad it was to doof I I don't want to steal it whoever it's I just I get I get five percent royalties I want to do full cam react to a movie that's not happening and it's like an hour and 35 minutes of me sitting there reacting to like the Mario movie but it's I'm not actually watching it and you like we're gonna watch it together I want 10 royalties if you do that just sit there and I'll be reacting to [ __ ] like oh dude toad what the [ __ ] is Toad doing toad might not even be on the screen he might not even be on camera and I sat there for an hour and 30 minutes and pretend like we're doing a watch along of the Mario movie or type make it generic we're gonna do a watch along I can imagine like hey hey everybody today we're doing a watch along of whatever movie you're watching whatever movie you are care about so right now uh we can we can queue it up if we want to start it doesn't matter what movie you're watching you and I are watching it together and three two one it doesn't matter what movie you're watching I just sit there for an hour and 40 minutes and I fake watch a movie and queue it up with everything and anything cue it up with the Smurfs movie for all I care I don't get it neither do I but I think it's funny well okay would you guys play along would you go if I did that on stream if I would why would it be a stream I would just upload this video I would just give it to you guys and you just put it on anything I don't care imagine him reacting as if it's the Mario movie and someone puts it over saw well here's the thing it would have to just be for fun only because you guys wouldn't be able to upload it anywhere that's like you know copyright infringement dmca [ __ ] you can't just upload an entire movie with me in the corner that's just not how that works so I mean maybe just for fun for you just to kind of put on whatever I don't know he loves lying I don't love lying I love making up [ __ ] that's lying is coming up with weird ideas Lying by its very nature it's like making up [ __ ] I like to make up scenarios I like to make up stuff make up like stories and in characters and stuff I am a am I just a liar by trade that's just a is that a story I'm not a liar I'm a storyteller oh I was like what's going what's this [Music] eating all right I'm gonna try to keep a straight face while I do this but it's gonna be really difficult I'm putting on three or four different piano royalty free tracks but it's gonna be competing imagine being at a bar or like a club or something and like a lounge and there's like three people on pianos by the way can we talk about this for one second I know I'm supposed to be playing the game but who cares did we already talk about who why the [ __ ] would you have a paint like a big grand piano in your house you know like oh well I I have a big piano we already talk about this did we do that do you talk about pianos yet no okay all right so when you have a house like you still say you buy a house it's like oh yeah I got a house now okay yeah I got a house you know what I really really want in a room in the house just a giant [ __ ] piano I don't but but if you don't play it I don't know how many people play those pianos like oh the the paint on the wall maybe I'll change the floors maybe I'll redesign one of the rooms grand piano if you're not a Pianist they take they take up an entire they take up like a huge amount of square footage in a house a Pianist you immature little bastards all right let's go it's a pianist I'm not saying it again oh the piano songs all right here we go this is gonna be unbearable this is just one of those streams no laughing straight face only [Music] and this is just what it was like inside of every Radio Shack in America every single Radio Shack in America sounded like this every one of them it's just people's like playing the keyboards like right in every aisle I can't [ __ ] do it anymore we're gonna leave one of them on more more pianos had a cheering soundtrack too [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign this one before one of them it's Club Penguin that's what it is I feel like I'm gonna have a nightmare later tonight they're not happy they're not happy oh [ __ ] then they're very unhappy you know I think about like man like our youth today like all these crazy videos and Tick Tock and oh like brain rot and stuff look what I just did to all of you know what I mean like all the youth today all they they're just a consuming Tick Tock videos I'm gonna play ten piano sound effects with cheering and booing and farting and screaming sounds it's me too this part is freaking me out though I I've gotten here two or three other times and just fallen off yeah you fell off yeah I know that's whatever yeah you peaked it should be I know I've heard it all before a little bit of a little bit of speed that's one of my favorite streams just because I've said it a million times but I'm gonna reiterate it over and over again it's just like that I say that all the time right I say that all the time those actors were given just like a little 20-minute package of things to study like oh hot cup of cider as if those are my catch phrases ooh I mean I haven't said that in nine years it I love that so much this is where I failed that's I know what happened I know what happened why did I fall I know what happened those stupid oh my God those little things that looks like that's true that's a Kaizo block that's a [ __ ] Kaizo block you gotta be [ __ ] [ __ ] me that's a Kaizo block there's like a little thing on the ground and it makes you [ __ ] just walk off it's a Kaiser block there is like a little tiny staple on that thing that just pushes you off if you walk into it that's annoying I'm annoyed now what the [ __ ] I I was and that's what happened last time and I was confused last time too I was like why did I why did I fall off why did my character walk off the edge and now I know a little staple uh I could I could repeat myself a hundred times you should have adjusted wait till you played and you're gonna you're gonna have the same Larry David response that I had You're Gonna Go that stream is an idiot he doesn't know what he's talking about you can walk right over it and then you're gonna go and then the [ __ ] music's gonna play and then you're gonna understand I have a major critic yeah hey you want to hear my criticism of the Mario movie here it is it's all the Mario movie I'm gonna give you a three sentence take the Mario franchise has so many songs that they could remix and stuff but a lot of the musical tracks of that movie are like take me on take on me oh you're watching a movie it's just you're watching a movie you're watching a movie here's a movie every time it would do a licensed like rock song I'm just like I'm watching a movie this is a movie hey honey this is a movie oh also is it a [ __ ] take to say that I don't think Chris Pratt did a bad job is that is that a [ __ ] take I was like I was sitting there being like okay I currently just like I would say this sucks it's all right this is okay this is okay it's fine and um I'm okay with this better than what I expected yeah I I thought it was I thought I saw her hey buddy we meet again [Music] it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's a bug it's an actual bug it's an actual bug it's a bug it's a [ __ ] bug it just it just pushes you off it makes you fall off it's a bug is it bug I don't know dude you've been [ __ ] up my whole body Arts I can't even walk over here see what I'm talking about it's a bug see what I'm saying What's Happening Here it won't let me land on it you're going the wrong way ready what do you mean I'm going the wrong way you have to jump to the cement blocks what are you talking about what do you mean you mean up here what do you mean I'm slowly doing a split and this looks very painful in this building wait what so this is just bait I don't think I can move I'm in the Thriller pose all right [ __ ] I okay my balloons okay I'm fine boy what a person really needs is not a state of Peace but the striving and fighting for some worthy goal [ __ ] all that I don't even know I don't know what they said but I'm talking about the cinder blocks risk on foreign [Music] [Music] can I go that way if I just launch I don't think so yeah I'm good balloon Barry huh balloon Berry get a screenshot quick get a screenshot but you're so Supreme I give my life foreign [Music] I just something fell does not know sorry I I can't hear your donation sorry oh it's completely missed I completely missed it I completely missed him I completely missed it I completely missed it I completely missed it all right [Applause] what the [ __ ] no if you spider verse jumped all right yeah no that's I think that's a place to call it I don't know if I'll reliably get back up there I'm okay with that that was fun though that's a really fun game thank you

Channel: Cheltie

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Id: Eq8HrFip9QM

Length: 37min 53sec (2273 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 19 2023