The Fantastic World of DC Collins (1984) | Gary Coleman Bernie Casey

[Music] [Applause] [Music] so in october of 1957 the first unmanned satellite called sputnik was launched by the ussr this marked the beginning of the space age and led to the development of space vehicles such as the soviet space station salute and united states space shuttles colombia and challenger how does the use of space relate to the u.n and what does the treaty of 1967 have to do with it well that's your quiz for today you have um ten minutes [Music] okay houston the satellites are launched and we're preparing to button up and get some rest roger challenger we copy nice work thanks houston we're here to please major markov are you standing by roger houston do you have the computer update for the entry affirmative major will transmit at 0.740 i knew we'd get that program as soon as you pull the computer guys off miss pac-man wrong dc it was donkey kong houston go ahead we have an uncontrolled thruster burn alone major go to backup negative response we've got an automatic trusted cutoff sequence malfunction and backup switch to manual negative houston thrust is still engaged major try the main breaker on the booster clubs pc negative copy on your transmission go to backup communication system dc dc columns [Music] collins d.c collins major go to bank of communications i'm not reading i'm not reading and you're not writing either huh oh no not again oh yes again mr collins you're going to have to make a decision is it going to be room 12 or cloud 9. i'm sorry sir but it was so real i mean it wasn't like any daydream it was like i was really flying in space right collins last week you were seeing ufos now you're flying them all right class turn in your papers i'll let you make yourself by doing a thorough report on the peaceful colonization of space understood roger i mean yes sir oh in class uh don't forget this is our last week here at the un uh next monday we'll be back at the regular campus and don't forget the uh soccer game in central park tomorrow and study your french except for you francois you work on your english we missed you sir yeah he's a dude he comes now wait a minute dc i have something rather nice for you oh thank you allison what what are you doing isn't it obvious you're a big astronaut hero so giving you a ticket parade now don't tell me dc let me guess this is a snowstorm and you're nanuk of the north right please um clean up the mess [Music] [Music] [Applause] yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] michael these lynch means about enough but why do you want to order sushi i don't like raw fish i am not a seal and i'm not a rabbit i hate salts okay we'll compromise we order something we both dislike boost porsche my country's greatest mistake so deep oh good how do we solve lunch tomorrow what about the splash satellites my dear deputy collins that issue will not be on the table at the arms reduction conference what i thought we agreed that it would you agreed i said i would try and i did but i can't help but concur with my government that we must have the option to keep certain mislocations secret and i must have the option to prevent a nuclear catastrophe deputy markov hiding those missiles is like coming to the table with a gun up your sleeve i'm sorry but my government still says no negative yet my government says yes affirmative duh yes tell them you're almost finished marco let's sleep on this and we'll discuss it tomorrow at lunch all right all right enjoy tomorrow good see you deputy markov exactly i did hello son deputy marvel must be in a good mood he actually run it at me i like it better when he snarls you want to walk home together well i can't d.c the ambassador's called the last minute meeting of the armed reduction summit it's getting kind of grim oh i understand that so how's your u-n seminar coming very well we had a quiz on the un treaty on the use of space you know i was there when that treaty was ratified so how did you do well dad that's what i wanted to talk to you about you see i yes please oh mr underwood yes i'll i'll speak with him hello i see he did again oh no you're right i'll talk with him mr underwood thank you dwight yes sir it's true he said you didn't take the quiz you didn't tell me that i was about to but i'm gonna make it up listen son you've got a lot of potential i don't want to see you wasted but this is not a dream where we live in there is a tradition in this family that i try to live up to and i want you to also and that tradition is a commitment to duty in the world in the real world dc do you understand yes sir the real world well before i started my homework i need some relaxation i'm getting rusty on my video games maybe i can beat my last score in exit zone let's see what it'll be voltage vagrants demented dobermans trash munchies ah i know mush get those wounded to safety hang in there guys i'll save you [Music] i hate to admit it captain pews but we missed you around here how is r and r ridiculously raunchy i had to ask actually though i think i'm in love i left my heart and soul don't try and mask your anger marjorie we've got the tough one here captain he's no problem he just needs to lose three pounds of ugly shrapnel you came to the right place soldier painless puses body shot the scalpel major scalpel sorry captain so the prodigal has returned and two days early what happened did soul pass a law against you i missed you too cupcake pierce you're so mundane and don't forget tuesday and wednesday you know what i like about you westminster you put the whole and ho-hum the soul and so-so the middling and fair to middling and the ochre and mediocre you're the cream in my coffee attention attention oh no more casualties tonight's movie will be bedtime for bonzo starring ronald reagan like i said okay major so i'm up yeah [Music] steady steady maintain maintain i said sew him up not blow him up but the beautiful job captain and speaking of beautiful what are you doing at the operation tonight would you like to play doctor with a real doctor huh i don't think that kind of talk belongs in the o.r sorry carl i lost my head it's the cost of shelling let's face it war is heck look out it's a close one see what i mean all right who's next four tables no waiting we aim to please and they aim too close get the back everybody dwight what are you doing on the floor oh hi mom what are you doing on the floor on the floor oh i was just looking under my bed for my hamster you don't have a hamster good point honey are you having those fantasies again yeah mom but it's it's nothing you know what the doctor said i have a supercharged imagination tell me about it once when you were four you went into a phone booth and took off all of your clothes you came out in your underwear and you said where's lois lane oh gotta run remember the salads in the fridge and the burrito burgers in the microwave when you're ready it's cycle two for five and a half minutes at setting eight two five and a half eight gotcha good night honey goodnight mom have a good time i will but not as good a time as i'm gonna have [Music] so that's him huh the infamous parrot [Music] that was a good tip barney i always get good tips crooks take to me picking up anything inside according to these readings they have enough sophisticated electronics and there to be a nasa tracking station how do i get this assignment anyway first they take away my cloak and dagger give me an antenna and a headset i feel like a tv repair man except they get paid more anything yet still nothing what's he doing in there with all that radio equipment you can bet he's not gonna broadcast cooking tips frequency check complete okay contact seahorse seahorse is a scorpio seahorse this is scorpio this is seahorse too we reach a loud and clear scorpio stand by this is seahorse one scorpio our agents in washington and moscow have completed their missions the satellite will be in position in 20 seconds is everything in order yes sir everything's operational ready for transmission [Music] ten nine eight seven six five four three two [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] data from the pentagon and the kremlin is being received and loaded into the stilette pan cartridge we got it wait a minute i'm getting some let me zero it in the transmitting via earth satellite upland it's one of ours mayor said are you sure that frequency is even restricted to most of our own people so much for top secrets [Music] i'm also getting a split down like one side to washington outside to moscow moscow that could mean that could almost mean anything alert the backups from moving in what do we nail them on well for overs how about unauthorized use of a top security frequency works for me [Music] excellent now make your safety copy and then start moving your equipment the turk will leave immediately by seaplane to make the rendezvous in the exchange understood i'll drop the merchandise as arranged out [Music] set up the duplication yes sir [Music] okay stick them up stick them up it just came out all right hands on your heads up against this wall come on move it take the cartridge hold it stop shoot come on frederick stale give them their rights and take them down for questioning [Music] according to our people in washington there's been an unauthorized access into some of the level one pentagon computer banks level one what do they get we can't pin it down exactly all i can tell you is there are a lot of folks on capitol hill who are biting their nails over this one what about the downlink we traced to moscow we checked that out looks like somebody broke into their computers too they broke into our computers and the russians yeah that's what's known as equal opportunity espionage good guys in interrogation got something out of one of the suspects you brought in last night a location on the parrot [Music] [Applause] i got it covered [Applause] [Music] [Applause] look alive [Music] paying attention i'm sorry i only looked away for a second it was a new 767 and i never saw one oh shut up and since your mind's not in the game you can get your butt out of it as well you play golden we had a song [Music] pushed me down i should have never let him get away with that never mind about him picking on someone smaller than he is he is just a ball you mean bully oh bully he's not very nice why don't we go study together yes nah tatiana you don't want to be with me i don't want to be with me either but i have no choice [Music] china [Music] so the parent was last seen near the park that's what central's just told me let's go this way your eyes peeled one of these days i'll show that cromwell [Music] over there there he is [Music] boy i'm glad i kept that with my johnny [Music] i'm such a let that british bully push me around i think you went out this way come on yeah it's easy for you to say you kept the jogging foreign wait this way very good ann surveillance school girl [Music] scouts oh you're dead [Music] maybe you're not dead [Music] still skillet what's that hey mr wake up hey come on wake up [Music] are you okay i couldn't have gone very far i've seen that stuff bring down a moose [Music] i think he's over here [Music] he missed it are you sick wake up can you please wake up i better get some help don't go away all right i'll be right back with some help there he is he's out cold let's get him i knew that stuff would work let's search him find anything uh nothing the pentagon would be interested in maybe he got rid of it come on guys gotta get him up [Music] [Music] it was a real body he had a real gun looks like somebody else saw him look you better put him on ice until we can move him without attracting attention i'm gonna stay here and check things out put him on ice terrific i'm telling you he was right here looks like dc is having another one of his flights from reality uh he does have a rather active imagination that's what i thought no no i didn't imagine it it's true i can tell the difference why don't you bring the boys down from the lab and have a duster place or send a swat team out to go and look for him he's got to be around here somewhere that's enough b.c yes colin that's more than enough [Music] dc you heard about the little boy who cried wolf well one of these days you're really gonna need help and nobody's gonna believe you [Music] poor kid and his body collapses on my book bag like this and then i went to go and get help and when i came back the body was gone nobody would believe me but i'm telling the truth you see no one's saying it didn't happen but you said yourself how real your daydreams sometimes are honey isn't it possible that you thought you saw this man he might just be a figment of your imagination maybe but i'll tell you one thing he's the first figment i ever saw that had bad breath i guess it's not just me that's falling apart john i'm worried about him morning jason good morning d.c remember manny said to be cool this kid's the son of a u.n diplomat hi hi mind if we have a word with you but i'm on my way to school but you're a little early aren't you that's right it'll only take a minute it's about that body you said you saw yesterday are you the police well we're uh special investigators do you mind if we sit for a minute my partner has bad feet okay our report was that you said a body fell next to you when you were in the park is that right well see now i'm not so sure i'm not very trustworthy i tend to have a wild imagination maybe i just dreamed this whole thing up well let's pretend you did for a minute did you see this guy do anything like try to get rid of something no did he try to give you anything no did he say anything to you no oh wait a minute yes he did say something oh what was it he said skillet skillet yeah right before he passed out do you believe me do you think there was somebody probably not we just want to make sure [Music] who did you say you were with uh undercover investigative unit well yeah you know the uiu oh yeah you mind if i see some identification sorry but we're much too undercover for id yeah we always leave home without it well thanks for your help you don't want to be late for school yeah see you around kid oh good luck with your feet thank you you are you i think they're wackier than i am [Music] it's a negative on skillet if it's a code for something we don't know what it is how's the parrot not good a hospital report said he had a toxic reaction of some kind of that new tranquilizer drug so we just better hope he falls through what about the others just high-tech flunkies they don't know much what about the kid should we keep tailing him well it sounds like you've got everything he knows now you can forget about him roger central out poor kid he really saw something and nobody will believe him [Music] i wonder if he knows anything harris and daniel seem interested in him okay tell the turk to search the boy's apartment and plant some bugs cia wouldn't be talking to him if he found the cartridge yes sir how far are we from new york about two days we're going there this is too big for any more bungling there are billions of dollars in rubles involved and without that cartridge no plans in jeopardy is it possible that everything was destroyed in the raid wow the parrot wouldn't have tried to make the rendezvous unless he had the merchandise believe me still let us somewhere and i'm gonna find it maybe the boy can be of help stereo some silverware 42 dollars in cash now anything else yeah they took my tv too well don't worry dc our insurance will cover most of this it's not that bad it's a sentimental value that tv and i have been through a lot together from mr rogers to mr t officer is there a chance of recovering any of our things oh very little those kind of guys will fence anything they can grab for a quick buck yeah they spilled out all my cartridges but they didn't take any of them on my video game console boy they sure don't make comic books the way they used to when i was a kid they don't make anything like they used to especially paying customers look how thin this is i bet you if it's still with britain captain marvel his shazam would be shorter maybe you should call ralph nader dc oh hi tatiana hello dc what magazines are you getting better bytes and binaries magazine ah and the microchip monthly want to see the centerfold it's the new discovery 6000 256k expandable go ahead and look dc you're old enough can i fix you something tatiana i don't know what's that that's what they serve at the happy hour in heaven it's called an egg cream i don't like eggs i know where it's not made with eggs or anything healthy you ought to try it's delicious one more straw please mr furman coming up diamond jim [Music] [Music] well i like it i thought you would i think egg cream is right up there with penicillin and electricity [Music] [Music] hmm [Applause] [Applause] here come back here come back let's go i can't get out hey [Music] kids [Music] all right [Music] all right let's go [Music] let me go you can't get away with this [Music] [Music] take care of you clown climber in short order [Music] [Music] yes i thought you were a bit overdressed princess now you two go back and tell the warlord that if he comes after the princess again he's gonna have to deal with me dwight cloud climber you haven't seen the last of us you heard me now go we'll get you for this [Music] right you saved me you are very brave no princess i didn't do it alone i had some help from this the star saver of justice [Applause] it's gonna be up here somewhere i don't see him there he is let's get him let her go you two pieces of space junk let's go never mind oh i don't believe that kid come back come back here come on hey hey we only want to talk good call me we'll have lunch [Music] i really did that it was real [Music] look i've been questioned by mr and mrs trench coat chased up on the roof by two gorillas i even had a body disappear on me hello now i know i'm too young to be having a nervous breakdown so there's only one alternative i really saw what i said i saw see sir sort of son john yes baby it's deputy thornwood i'll take in the den and d.c we'll discuss this further when i'm off the phone all right okay dad let's retire that old book bag before it totally falls apart sure okay mom you're gonna love this new one as always my goodness dc what on earth do you have in here just the usual stuff the usual stuff [Music] [Music] dog so tell me what are you doing so far from the kremlin kgb business do not speak up kgb no i am with the foreign service as you say well wait i want to ask you a few questions about that young man mr dc collins deputy colin's son d.c why would the kgb the foreign service be interested in him just a few questions please it is very important and so if all nations would pool their technologies instead of making a contest out of space exploration then this would lead to the eventual conquering of deep space any questions uh yes collins what is it really like in deep space oh wow how should i know well you are pretty spaced out spaced out huh you know cromwell you can get into space on your own you're so full of hot air all right gentlemen that's quite enough this is the u.n you know mr collins that was a fine report you see class sometimes an act of imagination can be helpful you may be seated thank you mr underwood in class i want to remind you that uh tomorrow we'll be on a shortened schedule we'll meet at 8 a.m in the hammer show library and we should be through for the day around 11. yeah i i thought you would like that class dismissed i must talk to you sure let's meet for an egg cream later no egg creams this is serious a man who was with the kgb was asking me about you kgb as in soviet secret service boy i'm sure getting popular of course i told him nothing i appreciate that and you must say nothing but i could be in trouble my lips are sealed they see are you a spy a spy of course not although that would explain what's been happening to me but no i'm not a spy i believe you but then what is going on i wish i knew hmm look at you you let a child get the better of you the stakes weren't so high this would be laughable i'm sorry mr danke never mind right now that boy's our only hope bring him to me so i can question him personally remember i don't want him hurt [Music] we'll say that in case he has to be coaxed right manny let me know if you hear anything okay thanks for calling c.i.a dad does that mean you believe me well i got to thinking about everything you told me and it wasn't like your usual daydream so i figured i better check it out are you sure they don't know anything well that's what they said i don't know maybe nobody questioned me maybe nobody chased me maybe i am having a nervous breakdown easy son easy we're going to get to the bottom of this okay okay [Music] thanks dude i'll see you later okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] stop whoa [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] there's some luggage in the trunk i'll go check in please unload the luggage hi what are you doing there uh i suppose you won't buy that i thought this was a small bus i didn't like that a stowaway in a cab what were you gonna do hijack me to brooklyn where are we at the park plaza is that okay sure [Music] yeah i must have given them a slip uh are you going to the u.n i gotta get back there right away if i get a fair that way well i only have a dollar uh it's a matter of life and death i gotta get out of here right now let's see life and death versus a paying fare see you later kid [Music] processors okay [Music] see [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a little further getting close [Music] [Music] so [Music] there it is [Music] [Music] it's kind of alabama smith beat us again [Music] maybe not get him this time oops trapped maybe not [Music] [Music] we're here [Music] let's move it [Music] three million dollars [Music] [Music] you [Applause] [Music] smith will get you for this around here somewhere [Music] there he is [Music] i'm going around the other side [Music] i'll get them at least he was sending me home in a [Music] camp [Music] i wish these crews would get off my back [Music] no i'm getting good at this [Music] that's the smallest mugger i ever saw [Music] hey you young man it's canadian you again now calm down this time i got money what'd you do get a job i uh i borrowed it from the guy with the gun that was chasing me all right life and death i almost forgot yeah [Music] a second opening i sit here and don't move [Music] [Applause] [Music] change stop on it [Music] hey what do you think you're doing i was just admiring this fight oh so you weren't gonna steal it were you whoa hey [ __ ] away [Music] sorry sir how are we going to explain that to danger [Music] 18 where are you when i need you [Music] okay kid you better talk they're aware that if you don't tell us what we want to know it could be very painful for you look i've told you everything can i go i've already missed a libra and i gotta return a bicycle you'll stay here until you decide to cooperate maybe some time along with the rats will loosen your tongue [Music] i've seen enough rats today let me out of here [Music] so after i make you talk it will be such a pleasure to finally do away with you double 7-0 take your best shot blowhorn you'll never get the information out of me that's why you're all this time i will get all the information from you will you tell me or not oh no oh yes the particle beam mind scanner the brain sucker yes a lovely device it will remove all the data from your brain leaving you a mindless shell goodbye double 7-0 it's never been a pleasure but your imminent demise will be my greatest triumph boy is he strict but fortunately not too smart he forgot about my shoe gun it's starting to work already i could just pull a toe trigger yes [Music] that's it for you sucker i will give you another thought i'm getting out of here [Music] [Music] you're wearing out the sidewalk what is this pacing you wouldn't believe me if i told you oh d.c i'm so glad you called you are not at the library today what happened everything but i can't explain it now i'm gonna go talk to my dad and you've gotta come with me me and the american mission my people think i'm a detector that defector either way i could be in big trouble i already am in big trouble i didn't even enjoy my egg cream please go with him already he's even making the pigeons nervous well all right but if they send me to siberia it is your fault i'll ride every day come on so i took all four screws out of the grill one by one and i crawled slowly through the ventilator shaft and escaped out the basement window i found a phone booth on 26th street no it was 27th and i called you but they said that you were at the secretariat with deputy marcol i redialed and i called tatiana and she said that she would meet me and while i was waiting i had a pretzel with mustard and then we met in the park and here we are well i asked you to give me all the details and you certainly did did i mention the canadian quarter more than once tatiana i presume that dc brought you here for a reason well i um go ahead tatiana tell him mr deputy i really shouldn't say anything but when dc told you that the kgb is interested in him he was not imagining it dad this is really happening i'm in the middle of something and i don't know what well one way or the other we want to find out [Music] that's him that's him i'd recognize that face anywhere the beady eyes the hook nose the centers the mouth the weak gym dc that's enough we get the point well who is this guy anyway the parrot alias andre perot elyse angelo perry alias andrew parker very dangerous international criminal i guess it pays to make house calls listen deputy i've had to be careful have you gotten anything out of this pirate character not yet he's uh been a little under the weather but we hope to start questioning him this afternoon if you don't mind me asking sir do the guys chasing me have anything to do with him we don't know what was he doing in central park we don't know what does this all have to do with me we don't know i thought this was a central intelligence agency dc they're doing the best they can aren't you mr manning we're trying but there are a lot of pieces missing what we suspect is that two days ago some extremely vital information was pirated for the pentagon level one computers and the kremlin top security computers oh russia too what information i know you don't know you see sir he's slippery yes he's very clever maybe he should be working for me you want us to eliminate him now that he's seen you not yet i still have this feeling that he can lead us to the cartridge before time runs out just keep watching him and monitoring his house all right class settle down now please please i'm turning your assignments uh excuse me uh mr underwood sir i don't have mine see i lost my book bag and i can't remember where probably on one of his field trips to the twilight zone i wish we were in the twilight zone then i can make you disappear gentlemen making you disappear is easy half of the job is already done [Music] ah i demand satisfaction i'll see you in the park after school no i can't wait that long lunch time noon makes that high noon [Music] [Music] so if uh anything should happen to me tatyana i want you to have my video game collection and my subscription to weekly word processing lisi are you sure you want to go through with this my mouth was pretty sure but now my knees seem to be having second thoughts but he's so much bigger than you are and he's so muscular look at the size of you tatiana you're not helping it is time well this is it wish me luck good luck dc you are very brave [Music] you are very brave [Music] this is your last chance deadwood you'd better release my brother i'm gonna gun you down ain't no way you're gonna take the law in your own hands clanton that's why they made me marshall and that's why i'm wearing this star and you're going to be wearing it when they bury you deadwood you can't outgun me especially since the dalton broly's broke your shooting hand they did a pretty good job clanton but not good enough queenie [Music] throw the five of clubs into the air [Music] throw it now queenie guess the dog boys did better than you figured you missed every shot look again clanton [Music] [Applause] [Music] i have one bullet left and it's got your name on it pretty fancy trick dick but there's one big difference between this card and me i shoot back i'm giving you one last chance to lay down your gun clanton if you don't i'm gonna punch your ticket to hell say your prayers deadwood dick and say them fast [Music] so [Music] i'm sick and tired of you shoot your mouth off addison i know you're bigger than me but i'm not afraid of you anymore and you know why because you're insignificant i'm being chased by guys with guns who are a lot tougher and more dangerous than you are so let's end this stupid game right now you want to fight that's fine but i'm not gonna throw the first punch and what if you do hit me what are you gonna get everybody else say that big addison beat up little dc and you'll look like a fool and what if i throw in a couple of lucky punches and beat you up you'll still look like a fool so come on take your best shot [Music] come on cromwell i'm waiting what is it all right i'll let you hit my best side [Music] [Applause] so [Music] so i said go ahead it hit me and it didn't he just walked away and i did it all by just talking to him that's wonderful d.c maybe you can give me some pointers it could help me with markov yes please oh great send them right in come in come in deputy collins d.c hello this is anne harris you do how are you barney daniels pleasure i i think we met before uh the uiu undercover investigative unit yeah all right what's that i don't know they made it up not me well seems there are a lot of other things you didn't make up young men including those two characters who've been chasing you i'm glad to hear that i think manning my son's in real danger and i want protection for him i can appreciate that but if we make any overt moves to protect dc we could scare the parrot's cronies off we've got to hook those guys in order to do that i've got to have bait meaning what i want your son to be a decoy what are you talking about mr manny that's ridiculous you're asking a 14 year old boy to risk his life we're not gonna throw him to the walls we'll be around oh yeah well where were you when they'd chase them up on the roof or lock them in the basement look we were off him then you guys over at state aren't exactly 100 either well forget it he's not going to do it you don't realize how important it is that he does excuse me does anyone want to hear from me i mean i don't want to interrupt your discussion but after all it's my keister that you're discussing and i used to die for that keister i don't want anything happen to it period all right look i'm gonna have to drop the other shoe you'll find out about it anyway the country's been on yellow alert since this morning a yellow alert based on what we were all so busy trying to track down what information was taken out of the computer it never occurred to us that something was put in deputy collins are you aware of the pandora project yes i am it's pre-programmed automatic nuclear deployment pandora is that like in pandora's box yes the one that delivered destruction when it was open what about it whoever parrots working for has reprogrammed pandora's fail safe access codes and whoever has those codes can launch fleets of nuclear missiles then what's the problem if you know that just reprogram and take control we can't they've booby-trapped the entire system our computer boys say that any tampering would launch all the missiles as if they were retaliating to a first strike we're on the brink somebody on either side could get trigger happy and push the button it's a new game it's called nuclear blackmail but the good news is since they're still chasing dc they must be missing something and they think he's got it or knows where it is that's why it's so important for him to help us dad what about our family tradition you know commitment to duty in the real world this has to be as real as it gets [Music] [Music] m i i don't know i just don't feel right about leaving dc alone vanessa we've been through this cia said business as usual besides this is dc's choice don't worry mom i'll be fine harrison daniels gave me a high frequency emergency locator transponder what's that a panic button all right we'll just go and pay our respects to the secretary and come right home we'll be out before the after-dinner speeches i would rather nap at home good night huh night mom see you big guys have fun what access codes oh come on pro you know what we're talking about you got nothing on me i ain't talking then you're dead you're gonna kill me we won't have that pleasure cause we'll be dead too what are you talking about huh nuclear war the united states and russia are in yellow alert you must think i'm stupid i know you got the access codes when you busted me wrong you didn't have them on you if you did you think we'd be pumping you this hard just to put you away for a couple of years it's not worth the breath i mean you really don't have them well now you're catching on are they then [Applause] collins if there's one thing cromwell understands it's logic and even though i was surprised to hear it coming from you i can't deny that your plucky little sucker my confidence come on dc bury the axe that's hatchet what's the difference be friends mr collins mr cromwell please come in it's nice to have company really nice thanks do you have muted madness of course listen that pile there somewhere help yourself spider mama tatiana i have some big news what is it what's this one here let me see i can't kill you dc tatiana do they have video games in russia video games yet way seriously this one has russian writing on it i don't have a game like that let me see it that is in russian what does that say still yet what did you say oh stilette it means a knife like a dagger or something deadly that's pointed at you i would be curious to see what's on this cartridge so right do you have an adapter module yeah the discovery 1600 then i can make it work did you copy that seahorse every beautiful word get that cartridge now i'll meet you to boat what about the boy he knows too much dispose of him and any of his little friends who get in the way think what's the last thing you remember did you tell anything to the kid what kid i don't remember okay you were pretty drugged out there was a little black kid with you just before we collected you this kid oh yeah the kid [Music] [Applause] remember now i was running through the bushes and i had the cartridge in my hand i saw the kid [Music] i saw something else [Applause] [Music] i put it in the book bag kids get it hey it looks like war games [Music] what kind of game is this it's like missile alert all is played with real missiles there's my country what does this all mean dc [Music] i had it all alone that's why they were chasing me maybe they stashed it here during the burglary no they were probably looking for it so how did i get it uh-oh hello princess jim and speaking vince's gym dc is that here this is manning oh oh hi mr manning what's happening listen d.c i've got something very important to tell you i know i've got the access codes on a cartridge that's right how did you find out with a little help from my friends well you're gonna get some more help harris and daniels are on the way meanwhile lock the doors and stay put that's exactly what i had in mind thank you bye dc you must inform us what is happening well some clowns were chasing me to try and get that cartridge but don't worry the cia is on their way over to pick it up dc you are a spy might as well be mr bond these clowns that are chasing you do they know that you have the cartridge i don't know how they could unless they bug the phone the burglary hey they know i might as well level with you there might be some danger and i'm gonna need your help danger i don't like just doing this hold it be seated i want you to remember that nobody ever whipped their enemy by getting hurt they whipped them by doing the hurting themselves now all the stuff we hear that just because we're kids we don't have as much guts as grown-ups as a lot of horsepower kids aren't afraid aren't we the ones who sit in the first car on a roller coaster aren't we the ones who pop wheelies off high curbs aren't with the ones who jump fences scale walls and climb trees and why because they're there now we're a team and we're going to act as a team i wouldn't give a hoot in hades for anyone who tries to do this job as an individual now you sons of guns know how i feel i'd be proud to lead you against anybody at any time in any place that's all we're behind you a hundred percent because we'll take care of that yeah yeah well the cavalry should be here by now oh no the two stooges panic time barney the kid's in trouble move it it's easy for you to say i'm tired of running i'll give you what you want just leave me alone [Applause] let's go [Music] who says you can't get a cab in new york when you need one come on guys i wanted to see if you were okay and bring this back to you thanks boy am i glad to see you come on get us out of here oh no not again cause i've listened to my father and gone into fast food [Music] it's him dc's in the cab he's got [Music] company [Music] yours won we're heading north on first they're probably heading for the soviet mission to the reception for the secretary general [Music] you must get that cartridge before the boy turns it over to his father if you don't you'll lose a lot more than your payoff [Music] [Applause] go stay calm everybody everything is under control except them do you think we could find a lady's room come on everybody [Music] hold it don't nobody else come out or i'll blow you away no the more the merrier anybody tries anything they'll lose a bunch of diplomats that's my daughter what do you want with her those kids inside have some merchandise that belongs to us we get that back you get her back i'm deputy collins now where's my son what do you mean where he went inside i know he's got that cartridge it better come out with it by the time i count to ten or else i'll send my wife inside to look for him better look fast i'm not bluffing one two three four five [Music] six [Music] sorry spider-man i don't have time for this now seven eight [Music] nine [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't move well forget my diplomat okay you dirty rats we're gonna lock you up and throw away the key what do you want i love old movies old movies i really used to talk like that all right take them downtown and book them right see oh oh somebody please help me please everybody stand back give her air [Music] hey harry daniel [Music] what do you mean we just saw him take it from you if he wants to play mutant madness that bad let him have it but if he wants to still let cartridge you'll have to come back for it how did you know about stilette well it's a long story deputy markov see it all started when the parrot fell on my book bag like this and then he pulled me real close and he had garlic on his breath and he said they say they say d.c i'm sure that deputy markov wants to hear your story but right now we have some urgent business to take care of so gentlemen harris daniels shall we go inside you see do you think we should go in with them not let's give them one more chance [Music] thank you for stopping by i wouldn't leave without saying goodbye i hope it's only a while so do i it's better if i'm at home for a while to personally urge my government to move with these armament talks forward i never want to come this close again and that was a cosmonaut in the shuttle and the princess that you rescued and they danced all greeny they see you have a wonderful imagination do not ever stop your daydreams well i won't stop but i'm trying to cut down if i'm in another fantasy of yours do you take requests i never thought of that i guess i could i would like to be anna pavlova madame curie and bo derek bo derek d.c would you like a lift to school oh thank you sir but it's such a fantastic day i think i'll walk can i give you a ride to your office thank you i'd appreciate that well then that's dania thank you sir you are a very brave young man thank you very much sir dad you are a real hero [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] mark what are you doing standing around here you're supposed to be covering the fire huh oh right lola the fire right um where did i put that dress oh mark you're impossible oh mark help me mark lex luxer again i guess it's time to fight for truth justice and the american way [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

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Length: 95min 48sec (5748 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021

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[u/Fabulous-Pause4154]

METV just showed the episode of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century with Gary Coleman yesterday.

[u/RidleyScottTowels]

0:01:00 Space Shuttle Pilot
0:09:17 STAR WARS Original 1982 Re-release 1 sheet Movie Poster with Revenge of the Jedi Banner
0:09:30 Raiders of the Lost Ark, Original 1982B 1 sheet Movie Poster
0:09:40 MASH
0:36:00 Star Wars Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia Fight Stormtroopers
0:50:00 Indiana Jones
0:59:00 James Bond / Blofeld & White Cat Diamonds Are Forever/ 'I Expect You To Die' Laser Goldfinger
1:08:30 Cowboy High Noon Shootout
1:22:00 Wargames Like ATARI 2600 Cartridge is Hiding Secret Spy Information
1:24:00 Patton
1:34:00 Superman

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087239/

Gary Coleman ... D.C. Collins
Bernie Casey ... J.T. Collins
Shelley Smith ... Ann Harris
Fred Dryer ... Barney Daniels
Pamela Adlon ... Tatyana
Jason Bateman ... Addison Cromwell
Luis Avalos ... Cabbie
Philip Abbott ... Manning
Marilyn McCoo ... Vanessa Collins
Harvey Jason ... Dutch
George Gobel ... Bergman

[u/grab_bag_2776]

Any idea where this originally aired? GC & "Different Strokes" always appeared on NBC, but the MASH series aired on rival CBS. That sort of cross-network promotion seems odd.

Btw, @ 12:00 - Marilyn McCoo is really pretty.

[u/jacklord392]

I'm not sure anyone else's body of work has aged as badly. What a train wreck.