OMG SURGEON SIMULATOR 2

how's it going dazzlers welcome back to dazz games and we're back with like something i'm so excited for it's been so long since we played the first one surgeon simulator 2. before we get into that guys i just want to do a very brief announcement um we're making a feature film there's a link in the description below uh to take you to a kickstarter campaign where we're trying to raise money uh the rest of the money to make the film all the information can be found on kickstarter so if you would click that and you're interested the rewards are amazing such as coming on board and like being on set so go give that a look give it some love and support other than that let's uh let's dive in and become a surgeon again shall we i'm so excited for this [ __ ] i i can't i can't even forget oh please excuse the unconventional entrance we like to put the fun in functional here okay your invitations were mysteriously sent out a little early okay what's wrong with my hand am i waiting for a high five that never came oh is that that that was why is my hand so limp okay let's grab i can grab the oh god scratching my nuts okay let's go through ah i thought this was like surgeon simulator why am i walking through slapping walls i've got a box i have a box i'm bringing it with me teething troubles with the doors i'm afraid the unlock button should be nearby okay but i have a box what sort of surgeon game is this excellent button pressing you're a natural i thank you i don't even know who you are but you know you need to stop i am sorry about the mess look i just want to operate on people that door requires an id card i'm sure i left mine around there somewhere okay a donut oh yes can i eat it wave it around i don't know there's an id card here stop stroking it doesn't pick it up anyway i'm dr pamela preston one of the founders i don't care great can i just thank you surgery yeah i'm gonna operate on someone what is all this crap temporary brick storage ah you're funny wait what what what damn it it's an assault caught i didn't know it was parkour simulator i'm just stroking this pipe i'm stroking it there we go right now i'm here as i said it's a work in progress yeah what hospital is this love i'm always losing those things what things there go why the id cards like cartridges this is you'll get to know him very well indeed through the course of the program confidence apparently i'm a window cleaning totally exciting this game has changed a lot since the first one okay let's try this instead we're going to attempt a leg transplant oh god they'll never walk again that gadget with the screen is a diagnostic scanner it'll tell you what's wrong with your patient where is bob okay according to the scanner bob's got a dodgy right leg rip it off sorry excuse me you oh my god you want me to rip his leg off surely i can't just do that with my hand right good oh [ __ ] oh god oh my god it's going all white and floppy where do i put it where did i put it where did i put it [ __ ] dead leg oh it's oh my god it's going white oh [ __ ] when i do i put it in there great where where's the yellow cerrito there it is apparently i've gotta [ __ ] stick it in there stop bob's bleeding with a yellow syringe perfect now grab the fresh leg and just pop it on what is it is that simple is it there's just a leg sat here on the wall who's monitoring oh my gods i'm ho uh holding it by the bone how do you do i use glue oh [ __ ] oh no he's going to be a unicorn i'm going to stick it to his heads when you rip off this bubble bleed out very quickly let's continue i just ripped his legs straight off who does that it looks like bob's low on blood give him a top up with a red syringe first all right so yeah he's low on blood oh my god he kind of looks like the go compare dude oh [ __ ] messy business try not to kill him this time i just ripped his head off no no look at that look at that [ __ ] it's like jelly oh my god where do i put his head where'd i put it is there a bin for heads like what what's this with the red syringe oh there we go fine it's on ice all right i gotta i gotta stab this dude with the syringe where do i stab him all right that'll do it top bob up with the red series i am topping him up love i'm stabbing him oh god this man's gonna be unrecognizable to his family top bob up with the red syrian if i'm gonna top you up in a minute with a punch shush i'm i'm stabbing this man with a syringe and it's not going in he's losing blood he's looking better already rather than just ripping off a limb use a little more finesse this time yes please [ __ ] sawing technique grab the saw straight on great that's great or i could just yank it off if you use the saw bob will bleed out much more slowly oh great lovely right i got a saw oh this is good this would be this could be grim what am i what am i sawing off right arm okay oh there we go look there's a line she said there'd be a line his right arm off and pop a fresh one on oh no no don't cut his jugular i have to use the shift button don't i okay there we go look look i'm doing it yes i need the yellow i need the yellow thing don't i'd stop and bleed now saw his right arm off and pop a fresh one on no i've got to stop the bleeding haven't i stopped bleeding there we go did it i've done it i've done it i'm gonna [ __ ] i need another fresh one oh my god his head's still there jesus christ okay i'm gonna just try and saw his right arm off and pop a fresh one what does it look like i'm doing i'm holding an arm you think i'm doing this for fun shut up you really are something where are we going now oh [ __ ] and finally an organ transplant lovely remember to check the diagnostic scanner to perform a successful transplant the sick organs must come out the rest of the organs are optional grab something heavy to break his ribs what i'll do it oh [ __ ] no this is i think i need a hammer crack the ribs remove the old lungs and pop in some new ones oh god i just beat this man to death with a fan what about replacing his ribs he needs those well i gotta take these out oh god jesus that is awful remove the i'm gonna beat you with a lung i'm gonna beat you with a lung i'm gonna put it in the sink because you know health well where's the new ones they just keep them on the shower floor is that where they keep lungs i'm gonna get the ones from the fridge because that's that's not nice you need you need to shut up right i'm putting them in but nothing is happening i'm washing him down with his own lung i'm washing him with a lung crack the ribs remove them pop in some new ones oh i think it fit that doesn't fit but that's not it is it it's got it's got to be these it's got to be these down here what am i actually trying to put in what's this then crack the ribs remove the old ones and pop in some new ones oh it has a diagram how to do it i just ripped it out with my bare hands and i beat him with a fan there you go that'll do it i think it's upside down but screw it god works in mysterious ways remove the old lungs and pop in some new ones what are you watching are you watching me because you can see i'm doing that god she's so annoying beautifully done remember it wasn't it wasn't with a tool will result in much lower blood loss we hope to open up the mysteries of surgery to the world oh there's no mystery anyone no matter their background can become a surgeon what okay i tell you this is like a tutorial thing then i am i'm looking on fleek do you not see this blouse okay let's get my my doctor's uniform on okay yeah there we go i know head out to the main hall see those big glass vac tubes on the other side of the room we can use those to get anywhere in the entire facility this woman needs to just let me get on with it like i'm a veteran i've operated on donald trump for christ's sake poor bob's heart is on its way out luckily our bioreplicator unit the brew has produced a replacement the brew is our greatest achievement and works almost perfectly right that's great love but is that chocolate bob awaits you check the diagnostic scanner to see what's ailing him all right he's got a weird heart that's what i'm seeing from this all right bob i'm gonna crack you open you're gonna be fine i hope oh my old office i'd rather miss it hey what what look i don't believe anything she says you don't know what she's capable of [Music] who the hell was that man i just thought it was too soon to plan ahead i just thought i would be like literally well there's our id card i guess i need i guess i need a heart right i i don't have anything to smash these ribs up with right bob there's no nothing personal they just don't supply the tools here oh [ __ ] oh jesus no all right there we go ribs ribs are cracking um i need it says at all i need like a tool fine i'm going in i'll put those back it's fine oh god i just put him on his junk right he's got no heart i'm pretty sure that's not good is that done julian you know arms and legs don't belong in there [Music] this hospital i'm sure it is secret projects on your own time i need a new heart there's one look at that done give it give it i like how i open the door with his heart i hope it's like clean a very high thoracic surgery and he still has all his limbs excellent yeah but he doesn't have any lungs guess we've still a few kinks to iron out yeah you do julian i've got a job for you [Music] all right guys that this was surge in simulator 2. uh a hell of a lot different um than the last one i think as the story goes on the more advanced problems the patients will have and they'll be different tools etcetera but we'll see how it goes i guess like love crest my channel and i'll see you in the next video stay dazzling

Channel: Daz Games

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Rating: 4.9731927 out of 5

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Id: ira0aWgVUb0

Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 03 2020