Daz Plays Inappropriate BAD Games

I [ __ ] you not we are tattooing a [ __ ] child what let's go Tesla's but but just games and today we are going to be playing some more disturbing kids games well that I think should exist this one's called cute horse hospital yay even though only two of these species are actually horse that's a [ __ ] donkey that's a [ __ ] zebra and that [ __ ] doesn't even exist only a legend but anyway I think we gotta operate on them whoa what what more do you want from children's entertainment let's go Wow get off the door okay alright so this is this story Janice asked me to marry him oh my god and of course I said yes across to it you know why would you not marry John so I said goodbye to my farm and mill Dame with John as he just abandoned your farm [ __ ] now I work with John at his horse hospital aha life is perfect let's go next welcome at you cute horse hospital it's the worst name ever alright and we can always ask John for help that's gonna come in handy ah ah the [ __ ] is that ah John don't do that to me drag your oh I I read that as panties track your panties to the right room John stop that alright let's go oh [ __ ] you don't like that Oh sounds like a truck reverse in not a donkey why is there a tape measure why is he thinking about a tape measure weight cuz donkeys have got big okay is it I'll [ __ ] cure a patient so unlock this exciting new room paint a room that's a [ __ ] bomb [ __ ] alright oh there it is hey we gotta measure them it's an advert sorry got to make money out of them kids no I mean hey welcome to the nursery here you can check on the development of the foals okay price is clearly a donkey [ __ ] is that now we need to measure him alright I'm doing it I'm don't use don't make that [ __ ] noise I've never been to a petting zoo and a donkey's gone oops you scared him try to be gentler what his donkeys a [ __ ] you Kirk you can win his trust back with a carrot I bet I could Jon oh there's a carriage lying on the floor yeah eat the [ __ ] Cara stop moaning let me measure your ass oh oh [ __ ] I scared him again I have a [ __ ] cara donkeys got peace yes okay there we go yeah great work doc however measurement shows that he's malnourished I mean my [ __ ] fault is it said I'm a [ __ ] ant it's another [ __ ] ad but we can fix that with an energy shake what we gonna buff him up okay so the donkey is malnourished oh here is this [ __ ] music it drives me insane you'll find me like an hour after playing this in the corner going [Music] welcome to the feeding area here's where you can make a nutritious energy shake alright let's do it tomatoes in sugar in [ __ ] Cara water there we go now we're gonna stick an electronic toothbrush in there yeah you know it no it's a douche oh [ __ ] now click on and foul to feed them stop moving you little [ __ ] this is more challenging than it needs to be nice job well your goods you've cured another patient thanks John all the donkey's [ __ ] out money and when you cure them alright are they going well did you see that hand just kidnap them they get kidnapped outside the farm attorney our talented veterinarian yeah you're welcome random lady putting donkey in a headlock alright so now I've got another one right I've got another donkey I thought this was a horse hospital welcome to the rain here you can analyze horse's gait but don't let that but don't let it trip good luck how am i doing [ __ ] am i doing nice job the fourth egg has a broken shoe alright okay right now we need to we need to mend its [ __ ] shoe buy some chains oh crap what is it looking at me like that he's like touch it touch my ass I am an ass technically but touch my ass welcome to the barn here you can fix a side of art with a new show be gentle I'm gonna be gentle don't you worry oh [ __ ] Oh what there's it shoo she's gonna take this out [ __ ] me man I'm just nailing this I'm nailing it to get it man the puns okay we take this bit off and oh [ __ ] I don't want to win [ __ ] points oh man kids DB rips off alright let's put that away in there [ __ ] you put that away oh nice loot gold one apparently this barn is owned by Jay Z the [ __ ] sort you out with some gold who's we're gonna put a TV in your ass you're amazing you've just cured another patient yay [ __ ] money tailors pop star closet oh yes Argus because I'm sure six-year-olds want to buy a wood planer I mean what what I don't want a [ __ ] wood plane at Argus all right sister Taylor Swift find the hidden object I don't want to all right oh it's time the Swift got a gag order this game will continue after a short advertisement [ __ ] word planer or six-year-olds man that we planing woods day and night now one oh [ __ ] Taylor rocket no that's that's too much the haters gonna hate I'm gonna wear this black dress faster cuz it makes me look like a badass take it off just take it up this game will continue after straw advertisement oh it's now it's - it's a dad screwing his daughter's house he's daughter's house all right argos need to stop [ __ ] now wat [ __ ] is then is that here is that yeah that's it that's it they need to make better games for kids and stop just doing it to plow them with these advertisements it doesn't make sense they're not selling any more items putting DIY tools on a kids website right now we're gonna play one record my Juana's foot surgery I've been staring at the bird at the word cuz I got a [ __ ] broken fact omana who the [ __ ] is wrong with her that's not her they just stuck her head on some [ __ ] it doesn't even look like her looks like Snooki wise girl just keep doing this oh [ __ ] that's that's messed up kids play this is for kids her foot is opened up what we knew clearly need to do right now miss mana before you say all the sitar [ __ ] me oh god this sip is sick [ __ ] now I'm gonna get this cloud and we're gonna [ __ ] yeah that'll do it oh it's really it's quite a nasty car to [ __ ] is wrong with people what's this oh yeah stitch that up because that's really deep this [ __ ] here I go you're now a pirate honest okay I'm good for that manky [ __ ] bit back and then stick up yeah stick a plug I'll do it time heals all wounds right oh okay there we go no [ __ ] we doing what's this she's only had stitches in for a moment all right partly Mohana is a mutant - foot search there you go look at look at our feet now now that we faith now we've held the severe cut on her foot we can now put shoes on oh yeah we need foot jewelry yeah oh yeah it's at oh that's yeah for a Disney film let's put a kiss on the ankle not inappropriate at all the [ __ ] is that what is that yeah there we go so for anyone out there who has a foot fetish that this is the site for you else's hand surgery [ __ ] ah [ __ ] is wrong with her hand what she how'd she do that oh my god tattoos I don't think she needs tattoos I think she she needs help like all right right okay we cured whatever the [ __ ] that was plaster oh [ __ ] are we yanked it out God plaster how was she gonna be able to bend a hand like that Stu but now what what's this oh [ __ ] you just wipe away a cut cold never bothered her anyway or the clear chlamydia that's on her hand is clearly not her hand is that it there we go look at that now we did good next you're not you're not see it that's a kid's hands oh my god this despot phase a toddler's arm I [ __ ] you not we are tattooing a [ __ ] child what man the parents you know this is one for dr. Phil all right Jen there we go this tattoo is gonna change this gonna upper rep at playgroup she's gonna walk into play because going Joe see this [ __ ] don't even hurt where's my [ __ ] milk done we have tattooed a child's bucket list let's look at this [ __ ] kid she's got a facial tattoo I'm done who makes this game amazing pick a picture of a topless omen you're just a that's a new world it's a new world hi guys you guys would ask me to do this for a long time go back and play some of these messed up kid games I don't know why they exist they just do like love corrects my child I'm [ __ ] out why did I just say that my god I'm gonna eat that like love corrects my channel do not take your toddler and get them tattooed on the face I'd never see you in the next video stay dazzling

Channel: Daz Games

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Keywords: Daz, games, daz games, daz watches, funny, comedy, react, reaction, amazing, vlog, web games, true, daz black, bad game, bad games, reacting, reacts, reviewing, lets play, bad, inappropriate games

Id: Y9GukjeaxrE

Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 21 2017