Ollie Ball & Jacob Talk Getting Famous, Crazy School Stories & What's Next? - FULL PODCAST EP. 23

[Music] guys if you haven't already make sure to follow the podcast on spotify and apple podcast it helps us more than you could imagine sweet caroline bum there it is now you might be wondering cal your voice sounds a little bit forced that's because we've actually already filmed an hour of this podcast yeah and now tell him chip you see the redness in my face yeah yeah yeah bts alex massive fraud on fraud watch he's getting sold everything wait we've got an hour this guy is finished he's like a washed up 37 year old prem baller yeah gone to league two he is we've recorded an hour of this podcast with two young gentlemen here that you see ollie ball and jacob and he's just not press record he literally forgot the president is it is it recording now bts alex it is it is all right happy days anyways fellas it's an absolute pleasure to have you on the podcast hello hello there it's all right yeah he does but um we were saying that um you guys obviously drove down here a four-hour drive from the lovely bolton although people are gonna take i've previously said some some other things about bolton um but you know they've obviously they've obviously created two absolute gems here so you can't you can't deny that heroes icons captains leaders just exactly um so you got wait what time were you what time are you up this morning for 4 20 4 4 20. yeah okay 21 to be exact because i tried to set my alarm but then i went to 21.4 i'm not turning it back to 20. yeah so i'll just let it go why did you get up so early because you said you could be here for 10. did we did we say 10. i said nothing at the top because i was in bed at 10. did we say 10 we might need to get a fact check on that i'll pull up the receipts you know we could have been in bed at 10 bucks i was i was told be there for ten ten till one's the filming slot i'm up i'm up at 20 past four we drive down we get to service station father gets a call yeah we told you at wrong time we spent two hours in the service situation two o'clock we're trying to move it forward i'm sat there at like whatever time it is what time was about seven yeah it was worse earlier yeah sat there burger king's just opened i stunk that with me mars milkshake stomped being sold across the city for another hour and a half of grease yeah but you got to see the sunrise on the m4 like it went awesome yeah it was just cloudy if you listen to what songs we listen to get bullied you can give your bully yeah yeah party what was that one we'll meet again he's kind of changing to the ones that he's got classic fm i went watching it that you know what you've seen them live at anfield yeah take that are unbelievable they are so good gary barlow on the sticks oh what was that that one was listening to [Music] williamson okay so i would definitely recommend sticking to tick-tock for sure yeah yeah focus focus on those videos anyways how things be going how many well you well actually your account's currently on the ropes yeah it happened before um and then it came back i've sent it up three emails maybe maybe five yeah with it with a picture all your messages to him long story short jacob uh lewis caballe followed the account and uh jacob obviously eager to say hello excited yeah and dropped him uh four messages in three days they weren't they were like one sentence we're going to sing your song next message would be great if you joined next message that's amazing legendary that when you send that into the group chat i i get properly excited as well the voice notes start coming over you're the only one yesterday as well four voice notes six minutes long so really yeah it's great do you do you have the voice notes on you right now no no i know i know he doesn't really put it we won't put it on blast there um but in terms of like the people that you've uh that has been sort of uh supporting supporting the videos and things like that has there been anyone else obviously there's a couple footballers flying around in the comments who have we got yeah we've got james madison yeah big big baller by the way having a season very good players very good player mason greenwood who i think's a decent player you know leftovers he's a great player left foot right for starboy you know champagne he loves fortnite as well doesn't he yeah he does have a better life he's pretty good actually pretty decent have you played with him no i haven't i've seen him play yeah well i've worked next to him recently yeah did you yeah to be better it's my job to play fortnite so it's not that bad yeah videos on it we've got both of their dads in the background here are making sure they don't get updated last time have you ever have they ever been like grounded that's quite an american thing many times i've never been grounded it used to be just a bit naughty step no no no no no i'm not sure what's worse so what he's sent you to the staircase not now he's sitting no obviously no something's going on you know that was actually one of the like the biggest violation you have is when you got you're sent to your room [Laughter] [Music] i used to pull the blinds down really well for the blind uh what was the worst thing you've been in trouble for is there anything off at the top of your heads anything that you did was outrageous and now looking back on it you're like yeah i never really get in trouble i just get the blame for stuff really do you have any siblings yeah i have a twin brother oh okay what did you look like no i'm sorry okay okay and he uh pulled a mooney right in front of this woman's caravan and this this woman she was she adamant it was me she was gonna get the police involved and everything i was only 13. i was only 13. she was going to get police involved and she's there we got sent to uh caravan man's office whatever he called the caravan those classic officers you know those are no no caravan when you go there and she came she's a cleaner and she sat us both down and she was she went it seemed pointed at me and i said what was he wearing then so i was wearing the same clothes as yesterday she was saying he was wearing a bright red top what my brother was wearing yeah and i'm saying that's not me i'm wearing the same clothes [Music] the case was closed the case was solved yeah she got put on her ass turned out clear what you're tindering me dad got it he said the guy come i'm gonna have to get police involved in decent exposure because he only pulled the moon one of the things that i used to i used to play was the uh it's called the invisible wire trick right and so what you do is you stand one one of your mate stands on the other side of that i've done that have you done this one yeah pull a fake wire across and so the cars are speeding and then they think that you're holding on to like a really thin bit of wire and so they come to an absolute stop okay and then you just keep pulling it and it will keep pretending and see how long the car will stay there for you have you done this invisible wire trick we like you pretend you've got like a bit of string what what this one yeah that one what about what about this one i can't i can only do it on the outside i can't do it that is that's unfortunate because that takes some technique no i'm the only person that i've ever met that can do both sides they could do both sides oh that's like a little pig yeah can you move your ears though i can't smile when i do it don't look at me please okay okay okay don't look at it so the worst part of the trick i've ever seen you're trying squeezing your head's getting bigger and smaller move my ears ethan can do that as well actually that's his like that's his big trick but he's the same are you the top dogs at school or or are you those two guys that do tick tocks at school well a bit of both yeah yeah we get a bit of a yeah yeah i'll lock them up what kind of sets are you guys in at your school like are you at the top set i'm getting set eight energy everything right how does it work in like your score so this is there's two bands there's like y and is it x and y uh oh yeah it's actually y there's x and y band so x is upper band y is lower bound i had that we had i think i think there's four or five sets in each band yeah is a strong point on i'm terrible so how are you up there then because the whole school the whole is it the whole it's bolton i'm kidding i kind of like both right so so you're doing all right yeah and then science i mean upper band as well yeah i don't know what set i mean i'm probably like three again and then english is where it goes down because every year i've seen i see i seem to just move teachers and go down i've never reached this class oh and is that the exact same once you read his there's like there's like that and then there's like a couple more below i'm grade seven in english oh english language do do not try to try and con you with this now miss was reading out who's got the highest target grades right target you don't mean you're wrong a seven's an a i've got a seven for english language and then everyone else will act five so there were no one or six just me at top of the class and he's face and you're just there like clear by two spots yeah no no no no yeah he's trying he's trying to he tells this to everyone i i before i joined this glass what did i tell you in class when we miss just chat a lot of rubbish oh yeah rubbish don't really she's not really bothered what you didn't know come on chatting rubbish i'll pull out my english school master might fail on science they've already told me i've failed on science really they've just said don't you care about what teachers saying anywhere and in terms of your friends at school are there um you know you know you know how you know i always find this funny right is um people when they you know let's say they go on they end up being successful or whatever they're like oh yeah this is like these are the real ones from back in the day yeah do you guys have do you guys got the day ones the ones are baptic from yeah from the get-go you want to know what he does jack doing right so explains how doing briefly he's a really nice lad he yeah he bangs on walls and bins he chances on there he goes uh does that yeah yeah he's just top lads at doing uh and then we've got charlie brooks here for you before you even start it sounds like a game attack brooks it is he's he's yeah what about this cameraman by the way he does need a bit of work he's determined though he nearly goes he rocks up every week every day yeah and he does it through he's determined but does he get paid do you give it do you give him a little bit does he get does he have come on let's not just grab that quavers or something clever was a bang into it who was who was the cameraman the other day we went here we went to lidl and we got some ice creams and he i were paying for him so he got he got magnus i wanted to get magnus the little brand magnus ice cream magnums magnum and then he says i'll film your video and then he's dropped me phone after 50 seconds of the video on yeah he doesn't bless a lad he lives across the world from me he doesn't he doesn't enjoy it you think he thinks it's just he doesn't like any nonsense no he's one of them he just doesn't like anything i'll be sat on boston tapping my shoulder and go wow we're going to get him to film some videos for us so jacob said he'll get my mcdonald's so he said what do you want 20 chicken nuggets large fries large coke proper rinsing bank again and i said what do you want from kfc if we did the kfc two mega boxes you know them things and a boneless banquet is he a big lead no he's not oh no he's not really just he just he doesn't like it as much as he is greedy um and so that was just a temporary stand-in and then obviously yeah the the main camera man who you said he's he's trying out some new techniques as if he's in some sort of like rap music video and yeah i don't know what's going on there with the there's one video where we're stood on yard and he starts going out and i don't know where he's got that to be fair we don't have a like one cameraman it's just whoever wants to do it we've had that he's the main one though finn and then there's there's flores who's done it my brother's done it a few times yeah i might do it my brother won't have to give him anything you know yeah yeah yeah you want to save cutting costs man that's what it's all about what do you have a bank card yeah oh could you get bank card at 16. is that a thing sometimes yeah i've had mine since 14. i got it for easter actually an easter present yeah yeah with 20 quid on that's decent videos with like dinner money or do you get money from anyone dinner hit tickets buy a bit of food and get on yeah all right guys so obviously we got ourselves uh the sponsorini um shout out to the who knows wins gang um it's an app where you essentially put your money where your mates are or your mouth is whatever saying that you want to prefer yes sir um essentially what the app is is um instead of the money going to like the bookies or whatever it's like you put when you join in you join the fellas league our league and then you predict the outcome of results again it is not the score you don't need to know the score just the outcome so let's say it was arsenal vs liverpool you would choose arsenal to win uh so you don't need to know the exact scores but you do that across a bunch of different fixtures and then the pot gets split up between first and third place and obviously if there's a tie then you split whatever third place was gonna get um and yeah it's an absolute popper me and chip have actually been doing this um like i'm making our own league as well between us and the boys um we we are doing well i came second i came first in in our boys league yeah yeah yeah in the boise and i came second so we've actually been doing pretty sick um it's a really cool app you just jump on it deposit 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good one so yeah who knows wins app check it out down below but you guys got youtube channel down though yeah yeah so well he's one or two videos on it like for how many subscribers no not 30k yeah was there was there one particular video that you guys uh noticed everything just absolutely started kicking off what's up commitment issues one i've got commitment that's one that's probably the best video with film that yeah but yeah yeah and is it is it do you not plan them or is it just on the day spur of the moment he loves a good plan i'll get i'll get four voice notes at one at morning oh yeah i've got a plan for tomorrow i had an epiphany one night i planned all of it the words everything it was uh this one it actually did get blown up didn't it i told you yeah i told you that it was our height it starts off red lights falls danger got my mars bar today i've not got time to review it because i'm late to listen and then walks in the class he's there on the chair spins around like i need an oreo i know i know that's what i need it's only boom yeah i said sorry i'm late sir and then he turns around i i i've seen that one i've seen that one and so what that that one was that was brewing in the mind from early hours yeah i think that's important you know to have you turn up i i just rock but you know when you turn up you gotta perform you know when when the lights the cameras are on you got performed yeah and then you gotta have the genius behind it that's what you well yeah that's what i'm saying that's something have you guys been friends for uh like a long time in school or is it well we were there's like we were part of two separate friendship groups but then could have his brother and that was in my mixing and then okay this year we're just all mixed together together yeah okay cool that's it and is it youtube just hang around all the time at school now we are hanging around in a yeah yeah not a big group of us big group of us they don't see us as tick-tock people they see others we walk around school as if we're just normal yeah but but surely now at school it's it's a bit hectic oh yeah pictures babysitting volleyball oh even at school oh yeah yeah i was getting off the bus over there and there's these two people doing so oh yeah i'm walking downstairs to get off and they just go there's a kid there's a kid i felt so good oh that's awesome that's awesome and uh you know we gotta quickly talk about trims it's not something else i was gonna say we need to talk about we're gonna bring this up again uh obviously we've got the the famous mullet um how have you always had that trim oh no no no before i had the mullet i had a cheeky shot back and stomping yeah but we did a tick-tock and we sung the mullet song how does that go looked in the mirror sharp as a bullet god damn i love my mullet and then that got that got it got well we've got 400k views on that we did it on a friday got 400k views and we were gassed and then when we came back until on monday started going going and going again it got 1.4 million so i thought mullet time baby so you actually went and got you paid you paid money to get a mullet yeah 15 quid that is the most expensive mullet i've ever heard of that's not expensive compared to london though in london yep in london i paid 35 quid ones for a trim in london i asked for a fade possibly the worst haircut i've ever got in my life so donnie's sat there swiveling me around like you like i'm like no no have you obviously i've got class yeah has anyone ever said that to their barber that they've done a crap job only it's like it's like when you go out for a meal and they say it's a felony meal and you you hate it and you go oh yeah it's beautiful yeah yeah yeah i know this is wonderful thank you it's a ice cold same with christmas presents oh your mum and dad buy you something and yeah you don't like i've i love everything and then you compare it to sacrifices right they bought me the same lego when i was seven and then they bought the same lego when i was eight and then the expert they expected me to smile at the camera well i got the mr mr bean holiday dvd and i went nuts i went i went nuts he's grateful i went nuts at this uh is it cd with gangnam style on when i was about i don't know three or four years ago that now right now surely you just whack it on youtube yeah no not when you were that young yeah i didn't get technology till i was 10. yeah well it didn't come out six years ago it might be you know actually no never never six years can we get a fact check please when did gangnam style i'm i'm going i'm going take a guess four that was one of nine remember what you're saying 20 you're recognizing 10 years old 2011. i'm gonna go 2016. i'm not being part of broadway when it's 2011 for wapang gangnam style is that what you're trying to say twenty twelve thirteen twenty thirty yeah [Laughter] why is it so big i don't know no one still to this day no one knows how to say the giza's name it's like psy people no it's p i y in it yes well psy psy so how do you say that it's just psy side it's got it's got a live on this podcast here look at this it's just it's psy it's psy yeah and once again reigns supreme in korean have you just put yeah he is korean um so now that olive oil is officially on fraud watch we can move on from that um so you you had that big um that that video what was the the commitment issues yeah um and then after that it just went like because that's when i that's where the first one that's not the first one i saw from you guys but then that was when everyone was commenting saying like all over the place everyone's like oh you've got to react to it you've got to react to it everyone's getting on to us um and then you did like some stuff with lad bible recently yeah yeah we did a it's like an interview thing yeah we did a what would you call that an interview an interview video basically we jumped on a zoom car they asked a few questions we answered them we did a few food reviews and they made it into a video which is pretty good actually the video is out now like the whole bible thing for about a week got four hours for a good good two minutes yeah hey i missed period four uh four and five yeah i missed mr double gcs epa oh wait no you don't want to miss pe coursework if the pe teachers they don't even let me in the school dorm at lunch because you don't you don't do it i'm left out there on my own i have to go down at lunch i can't even i have to go around speaking to teachers they just leave me really what you're in pe what did he do no no do you actually speak to mr mr johnson he's a legend he's a legend of mustache my master legend absolute legend when it's teachers versus pupils he wears his shirt right and he's baby he slips like when the t-shirt's coming up a bit yeah he doesn't he doesn't really know anything about he's got is it cast like oh monster cast if he caught that ball well it's that ball's breaking like shaqiri yeah you know hulk oh eunice if he catches that ball mr mr hodgson so who who won the latest uh pupils versus 62. six two so you pack them in yeah ollie ball of war made a mistake though to go one all down really what was the mistake i don't like to challenge me i'm more of a conservative conservative player i like to spread in the play and just keep keeping it simple and then so balls in earn i've heard oh yes i've gone oh the wall's gonna have to come out i've got and i know i should have gone up with big fists with big right fists it's a sturdy one i've gone up but left instead of no it's hitting my hand come down the floor mr council's just sliding it and i got grief oh did i get grief i felt awful was that one nil that was to go one nil down and then the boys turned it on went two on two walls two two six two wow that's a that's a baron and do teachers get stick for it or be i've turned him next minute he's cleaned my legs out he's cleaned him and he said he only wears four stone he said that to you yeah which kg is that four stones no if he watches this he wears his shorts really short he shares his legs as well shaving private [Laughter] no he's awful he supports he's on my team in pe so he's a good defender like but he's from blackburn it says it all yeah it's true you you said earlier that you had a season ticket for bolton wanderers since you were how old was it four yeah did you actually a four year old just in the crowds like the bolton ultras yeah does it get a bit busy in there oh yeah yeah does it get mixy have you ever had to scrap someone no no no uh stock that have a season ticket for bolton as well i don't know they travel down from london every week well but when the cannon was a corvette yeah yeah yeah they used to ever every on-game aware game everywhere are there are they like cult legends around yeah but i've never been in any of the vids like not not quite have you not been like you get bullied at school for that really yeah yeah they sat there with cameras in the stands just constantly met people behind them are thinking what are you doing i was sat behind them once yeah and they're like every time they they scored they're like there but they're there um and in terms of uh football that who is it that you so you're obviously bottom wanderers and how how does that even happen like how does someone well like why would anyone my question is why everton um only granddad supports him okay my dad supports him yeah my brother supports him yeah i support him yeah it's a family thing and that's it that's it forever that's the thing you had that support that's it that's that's i think you're the first evan fan that i've ever met it's actually true how is that possible because no nobody i have never met someone or at least anyone that would admit to supporting everything all right everyone that's from like that area support super bowl right so it's like wait aren't you getting beat by a button at home i've been a sticky one this season you know yeah whatever anyways um so we wanted to uh quickly i i wanted to ask you guys in terms of uh meal deals i mean you spoke briefly about what you had on the way here oh yeah in terms of breakfast tell me again what did you have for breakfast uh i had i had a a miles smoothie like a marriage chocolate milkshake smoothie clothed not smoothie that's not happening in itself so yeah fruit juice hey it did have 20 grams of protein in though it said high in protein so all right okay yeah chloe apple juice uh-huh mentors wait a full pack aren't they mints that you enter like one every few hours are you not mine just nail them no know i don't think you're supposed to go through the package that that's well i haven't done it wrong me all right i'm not joking then my whole life i've just been waiting bang choo choo choo swallow bang choo choo swallow bang choo choo choo swallow thank you i appreciate you running us through the process then and then i add some crisps some what flavors macarius cream called uh cheeseburger cheese and onions there's nothing that cheese absolutely salty no salt and vinegar oh that's the most plain flavor no we're not making salt and vinegar are different they are nice they're nice i've said it before the dark green packets of the thai sweet chicken i can tell you a lot you know that aren't cultured enough to even explore that they're they're the ones who are always left in alcohol but you know when you have the chris yeah and there's always yeah always always left i love prawn cocktails sweet chicken things i only have them when there's nothing left though it's not my first shot it's like if there's nothing left barbecued oh my give me a bang straight down not seeing them again and how would you eat a hula hoop is that again you just put it into not only you can get some little actually you get i put your tongue in the hoop you get it it's a bit weird put it in an apartment look they come in all different shapes sizes you obviously pull one out so big enough this one put the tongue in anti-clockwise or clockwise [Laughter] clockwise [Music] are are you running around with like a bunch of hula hoops no i'm not running around with them i just don't usually don't choose to juice while our cheese is all over what the flavor on them is impeccable oh when it goes in your mouth that feels good mine's well definitely scratch it definitely on it um and what would you say is the worst flavor like if someone wants to hand you a packet of chris and you're there like this is honestly the the worst thing i could have asked for like hey you could have picked anything else and you've gone for them dark green mccoys and like dark green ones it's out for your neck bro what the really nice ones no like i just i swear they're nice sweet chicken ones are like turquoise yeah then what have you done whatever they're not green enough i think you might be right there might be turquoise but now you i think this is getting outrageous i think the chicken was orange can we get a fact check please someone's got a blind ear and that's all i'm saying are you colorblind no i'm not i'm not i think i think i think orange if i'm right a fiver what color is that that's red that color blend what this is orange that's orange that's red that's red come on sweet chicken you've nibbled right yes look at that green that is green that's kind of turquoise yeah yeah that's fine i'll accept that i'm still looking towards our original honestly it's nowhere near orange have you oh have you got easter eggs of your parents or anything i mean you still get i don't believe you don't receive what if you don't believe you don't receive it we shouldn't mention center or no yeah um opinions on center thoughts on santa papa mommy bobby fizzy uh no is he physically just top line nicholas yeah no i don't know how old it is what was the last thing you got from in christmas what did you get from him yeah give us a little christmas present run through what's been the best christmas present you've ever received a new bag oh i loved it oh did i love it beanbag did they bother wrapping it up because that's quite a mission yeah it was in a box oh okay did you have to put the beans in it or oh no there's already in it was nice basically pre-packed it was great though the bean bag because i jump on it and let it go no pop you still got it uh sticky ones too uh the beans just got squashed from you jumping on it maybe what i'd hope so it was either that or you've been sold uh oh yeah yeah yeah and then obviously it's got flyer over there oh so is it just a bit rubbish now yeah i mean i think you still have it but i've not used it in ages yeah what about you what was it what was the best thing that you've received corey box set for him right drop a t-shirt i dropper my mom bought me a rye crap a t-shirt she bought it me 15 quid did a day the one that you probably saw yeah she she barted me nice little surprise that that is what's the worst thing that you've ever received cherry chocolate orange i heard him wow don't even start this no earlier everyone seems like him i just can't i don't like it don't you look like cracking it open and i'm trying to have the raffle it's too easy that's what i mean i can take the sticker off a stick of flies [Music] yeah i remember my favorite uh christmas present was like a uh ipod mini it was called i don't know if you would you know i just don't know an ipod mickey mickey jail now they were like michael jackson rectangular like that and they had the scroll wheel where you had to go yeah yeah go around like that that's a that's a vintage piece i thought that was blackberry i bought no blackberry monster has a keyboard on it yeah yeah well you lot live for bbm did you guys ever have bb or msn what's one of them messy suarez neymar um were you ever cutting around during the times of dial-up dial-up internet all right when you turn your internet on go i don't know what computer you are doing what's going on no the worst thing the worst thing right is um you would uh if anyone needed to use the house phone then the internet you'd have to cut off the internet now so imagine you're in the middle of a game right and then your mom just picked up the phone today oh and it goes oh you're done finished [ __ ] you're done you're finished say what was fingers with mums no no no it's not it's not that bad no on this show oh tea is ready you come down how long ten minutes ten minutes yeah what is the point in that yeah recently she's been on i'd be too glued to the game though i come down and the [ __ ] be cold oh because you've been playing the game and it's been 10 minutes normally it'd just be a pot noodle anyway so quite today microwave and good skill but you don't put a tin foil in less because it's starting to see it blows up doesn't it yeah yeah i actually put a plate in the microwave last night so i'm making that steak that i showed you lads you put it in the microwave no check me out check me out no i put a plate in the microwave on its own to heat up so when the steak was finished do not put it in the oven no do you have a plate no oh you don't gotta play it warmer come on how do you not have a plate no no five minutes in and i just got back and i've turned to it the entire plate has smashed the pieces in the microwave is it still in there oh it's yeah put it in the oven next time just put it in the oven here no although you see some food kind of saw to me thank you food's cooking on a low heat just leave it in there don't let it get you but it's cooking in the oven no exactly i did have potatoes with garlic cooking well pull them out when they're done and just leave it on a bit of a higher heat for but then the food gets cold yeah if this is a problem technology hasn't kept up with what we need you just need two ovens that's what you need um oh that right so what what's next then what's the next obviously we've been banging out the tick tocks are you guys just going to keep powering through with those is there any plans that you are we doing youtube or are we going to see you start seeing some some dancing like what sort of outrage you've already told ansen that's a move i i'm too good at dancing anyway so i i i take over the industry so i don't think we go towards dancing yeah but just keep doing what we're doing in it yeah having a good laugh what about what about doing like presenting stuff would you do that like you know how ant index like you said i think you two would be classic doing something like oh yeah yeah it'd be great i'd have a great time that would be good is there is there anything that you've been like i really want to be on this but is it i'm a celebrity soccer am that would be good i thought you were gonna say curry then okay he's not he doesn't operate it but harry have got in touch by the way have they actually how many voice notes have you sent them wait no i sent a couple of the characters a couple of voice notes are you going to get on the show then or what well the texture on me the tick tock account but we was in a midway conversation and the account went banned but oh no so right now they could be itching yeah it looked good we said we said rise rolls review inbound and they said we can do that yeah get you on the show honestly do you remember that with that scene from i'm not sure if it was cory or eastenders but when the kid is like you need slapping down and he gets the little ginger kid is there um you guys mentioned earlier that you uh you you watch some youtube but now a bit of netflix yeah what's that what's the vibe do you do what is youtube big like back in the day old old school weller oh yeah real quick yeah yeah old school like kitty ronaldo chopping all that yeah back then um [Music] the burnt crisp i think he's called oh i've heard him put me on the map that's that's how i managed to afford these lights here actually yeah um any any other youtube stuff or because i i never really know if youtube sideman obviously obviously yeah that's a given though when a sidemen sunday comes on it is go time yeah like on that some of them store what's been your favorite ones i i like that uh simon tinder ones the tinder ones yeah when steven tries he's he's the funniest man alive yeah i used to even he's my hero really would you say oh out of all the youtubers in terms of the funniest it's the funniest yeah stephen tries all day long he's just he's a man in half if i met him i'd cry that's that's that's where i'm ranking it yeah what about you do you what do you watch do you what does that mean sonya do you set that off or he sat down too long the episodes are too long i agree i agree why are they an hour long i do have to watch it in 30 minute stages break because they are very long i mean they're amazing yeah i've seen like a couple but they're too long yeah yeah i i agree i i think they should be 30 minutes long if the videos were 30 minutes i think 45 to an hour 45 film every sunday well your podcast for an hour and a half yeah that's just me waffling though yeah fair enough enough um watch believe that man do you know what i believe that man is i do he his wife's called june he's got a kid called ginge yeah it's beautiful stuff they review food as well in a blue van oh okay move on man sounds very touching yeah no that does sound good um and in terms of school do you so nowadays it do you get when you when you're filming all your uh all the videos do you get loads of people like stood around watching you or do you find like a spot in the in the school where you can just do it we have to have a teacher watching yeah no we didn't really we didn't used to don't use it we have to have a teacher watch those because using your phone videoing at school you get put in isolation you've got points sometimes really yeah if you get so we made an agreement with the head teacher and the deputy that one of them had to be there yeah yeah no that's that's actually crazy because when we were at school this was never even like a thing like filming and stuff like the social media wasn't anything i got i had a phone that you pushed up to see the keypad oh yeah the slide up once they slapped though they're right there to be fair our school's pretty supportive of what we do yeah yeah you have one or two teachers don't enjoy it but not naming no names but for the main part the teachers love it so really yeah they're getting a lot of parents are complaining though because because because we're allowed to record and the kids aren't looking we have permission and then we're not in our phones in school these kids who are on the phones in school that's totally different than the main lesson just during that break whatever it is lunch yeah yeah and uh the what is it canteen canteen dinner dinner hall dinner dino yeah i was in a different school dinner haul what's the food chain these days jamie oliver has actually ruined your uh yeah they put solid on a rat but no one eats the salad to take it off and then it gives it it gives the wrap a weird aftertaste it makes it wet it's soggy they cook lettuce believe it or not every time i get a chicken burger there's lettuce on it and i swear it's cooked it is cold yeah it is are you not chicken wrapped over there you're not meant to cook lately i got a chicken right look i came here to learn i'm learning i talked to him i got a chicken wrapped over there i have three like chicken strippers on it yeah that's good yeah and then loads of lettuce the lettuce was soggy warm stain in the wrap oh yeah it does stain them out so i've opened it up chicken off let it off chicken back on full fold the fish fingers fish finger wraps are nice but what they did to him they put like this pickle thing on it it was disgusting it smelled i don't know if it was out of sauce it didn't smell like it and they had like this lettuce who puts lettuce with fish fingers you've got a lettuce agenda yeah not a plastic it's just an anti-lettuce society yeah but you don't mind cooking you're not meant to put it with fish fingers it's simple what does lettuce go with a salad is it that is that it's a salad no because it goes it goes with the food as long as it's not been wrapped up for 12 minutes and basically cooks right right right okay because it burns you think i'm touching this it's like is it burning my fingers i don't take it how much it's like at your school dinners 245 for a main meal which is that's not bad food cookie drink oh that's decent okay but if say that i get chips and gravy about itself i think it's like can you get chips and gravy yeah i was having you could have chips and gravy would you like chips and gravy reviews i guess you've not seen that tree farms and that was one of those obviously i i haven't watched that one yeah did the american guy do what he did to that what did he do so i said i said i've got a bit of chips and gravy this guy goes first he calls them chips because they're called chips to burnt yeah yeah yeah yeah so then he's got the americans saying so guys first he calls them chips and then he proceeds to eat them with a wooden fork it's disgusting really but saving the planet though right yeah yeah one fork at a time um and is it is there a day of the week that there's like the best munchies on a wednesday or a thursday do you know what i mean like wednesday used to be chicken burgers but i don't i've not seen them chicken burgers this year they're awful yeah they're not going to be awful the chicken's dry the the breadcrumb disgusting the breadcrumbs that's like a sour taste to it i swear yeah and the lettuce is cooked they don't put no sauce has been cooked the poor dinner ladies are going to be watching this i i i hold a great day oh really shout out to the dinner lady hutchinson's utchinson's food yeah the one who always says i always go to the same one you see yeah is it that brandon's mum beyonce yeah yeah brandon's mom up shout out to brandon as well obviously yeah but brandon's mom [Music] did she give you a bit extra or like why is she the better dinner she's the one who does the pain shall i go to go can i cook in a green water please yeah that's decent do you have a fingerprint yeah yeah yeah i didn't used to be used to a number do you go to a shop on the way to school oh yeah yeah yeah the guy every morning in the shop asked me if i watched the chase it's called jim jim is a great guy he but yeah go local oh is that the goal local that premiere no premier premier's doug or locals though we'll go local jim he actually watched the chase every morning and he asked me if i'm a bolton fan every morning i said no jim i didn't watch the chase i'm not i'm an evil fan you get it from the shop you can get them anywhere well anywhere in bolton really is it like a cornish pasta no it's no okay it's a bolt and thing can't be flash why did he put carrot in the pasty that is just i can't stand it okay that does look bang to be fair let me get the state ones there different as well are you allowed to go uh like out into the town there lad no that last one the other passes are quite nice but even partnership with bolton so if you've got bulletin yeah you got a car's passing at the game for free or did you have to pay for it yeah yeah i thought i thought to be fair i thought they'd try to at least encourage people to go and watch it that looks like something you get from oldham where i'm from and that's shittle massive [ __ ] all but i'm getting a good history of bulletin here if you're looking at my way around yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a great place from the premiere and the goal local some some parts are a bit dodgy but some parts agree would you say you live in a decent part bolton or oh yeah yeah yeah yeah are there rough parts of bolton oh yeah yeah do you venture through padding there's one of the old men there that's what i feel be careful what you say when these wannabe ones come up to you then you're like maybe not so wannabe anymore um no that's uh so how many you guys are what one point four i'm a one point five you're on one point five point four one point five one band so what would um you said you mentioned that potentially present in but is it you know depending on what all that happens are you guys planning on uni is there anything else that you want to do like what is i had an apprenticeship but you know yeah apprenticeship i'm not really far but i'm honest i mean i've applied for for two colleges yeah accepted obviously oh yeah well they would have seen so if this goes per shape just just do that have a good time yeah that's easy um and then in terms of other tick talkers do you know do you speak to any other people that do it do you do you make videos with other people uh how does that all that work is hp is that the guys i'm not a driller that guy yeah yeah yeah i've spotted him a few times he's a top founder [Music] jimmy stewart oh who's jimmy stewart emma cooks the food in his hotel room so he gets a steak with the iron yeah yeah this guy is different man he cooks he doesn't he do like a little soup with a squeezy pringles can he puts the curlers in the pringles mental and god ramsay reacted to it really yeah it's a great steak like glad it looks like a pork chop but still have you ever have you had anyone uh big like do any duets or anything like that to it probably not there's not really much to duet to it though really right yeah i don't think we have anywhere yeah um and then yes you have him who has it obviously cal the dragon is popping off right now the legend how many saves in one game chip 102 come on now how many emily we're on target though 90 summer that is a what a performance yeah only to lose one nil as well what and he's not conceded in eight weeks in his back garden against that reba eight weeks he's aiming for ten he wants to smash his world record yeah i hope he does it but one good creeping you never know is the ball being kicked off front it's it's it's a rebound it's a rebounder so it's uh it looks like that you throw the ball it burns his back so he knows where it's going that's what i don't understand so it's yeah also i i always thought he had someone with him yeah i thought it was like his mom chucking in the ball or something no little cousins about it a video where he goes and scores against him everyone think it was his little kills but no it's not it's a rebounder i've asked him on his live stream really yeah oh okay so when he chucks the ball at it and then he and then a camera like star he cuts it so that it's not the problem with him he tells everyone to keep it simple and oh you should have caught that every single series made in that garden is a tip hole with a crossbar he's never caught a ball in that game comes out with the arm as well oh yeah he comes out he's giving corners that's good oh yeah yeah i i reckon i give away 102. uh and then you've obviously you actually made like an entire account uh olive oil ollie ball the wall yeah uh are you actually a decent keeper you looked a bit shaky in mistakes in a couple videos do not mean we thought everyone else is doing it like bend the buffalo and stuff like that shout out to ben buffalo i thought i followed him actually it's really funny um so i went between the sticks not been back since it's just unreal really i love goalkeeping you put a shift in do you go did you get a proper dive in there top corner stuff you should see full strength you've not seen on the ball wall have you i don't think i have oh i i did actually see you voice for me ollie ball the wall is one of the best things onto the dock on top are you better than color dragon say it right now honest honest opinions truthfully call the dragon i am taking over goalkeeping tick-tock 102 saves in one match i don't believe you paul no is it he's a good lad cow no he is a good guy he's a good lad i do i do like him he did say that he has respect for me as well so thank you kel he's very passionate and he was older than him but yeah yeah he's like 22 and he says i've never met a keeper that's older than me and better than me while he's talking about me i'm 16 he's 22. i don't want that he might be thinking wisdom you've got the goalkeeping wisdom i've got the mental years on him no he doesn't he doesn't look 22 no no he doesn't i thought yeah did you you know what you do need to sort out actually when you're in between you need a nice sight goalkeeping kit you know like yeah i mean yeah i feel like i feel like in terms of fashion he's got he's definitely [Laughter] one of the best videos i think i think you do need to uh to figure out figure out something yeah aesthetically you have to uh you have to invest i might get a check helmet yeah it could be a shout out but i wouldn't yeah it'd be like a rare mysterious mask where it ties at the back of them i'll just let them all like just swing yeah that's what happens you might need a special move i feel like that's what's missing actually like you know how rainbow had like 619 yeah john cena the attitude adjustments yes and the people's elbow from the right things like that like what will your special move be like that's something to think on you've got a nice four-hour drive on the way home to think about it yeah exactly you know something up and then you've got so yeah you've got that account the olive oil you've got uh jacob uh chuck it's granite and then you've got just your normal one yeah yeah ellie ball 12 ball 12. that's it that sounds serious it is a legendary account it's normally one video a day recently i've just not talked why the 12 i don't know it's just when i made the account i made the account in 2012. no i don't i don't think tick tock was knocking on me musically apparently in 2011 2013 i was close it was it was it was close it was close um and in term uh people at school uh how do they how do they perceive it are they are they fans of it are they do they support you guys or not really yeah overall overall yeah yeah yeah yeah most people like obviously there's gonna be a couple on that yeah how many people get i think they like it deep down but they don't like to admit it yes when we leave school they're doing it oh yeah they'll come crawling back yeah they must watch all the videos because they talk about them yeah oh yeah exactly so at least we're getting the views notifications on oh yeah they've got notice on they've clicked the bell 100 they're coming in first every video have you had any teachers want to jump in a video yet or actually there has been a couple that said they want to get in really yeah why haven't how well haven't we seen that yet or is it potentially that way is it i'm coming it's potential i don't know what a little appearance yeah you know what i mean like look you know this is this isn't free you know yeah yeah no we'll do that when we go back to school we'll get right inside actually just gotta plan that one out properly because it can't just be i think she comes in starts and it wouldn't look good yeah no got to be done build it up get a bit of attention and bang oh yeah the masters are working right i'm thinking we take over the ad teacher's office right and we're doing a review in there and there's like a door teacher walks in starts roller kind of he has like an ollie ball t-shirt on and at the end he says like [Music] jeez he's wet out the merch that looks like uh like a supreme box it actually what about the younger the people the young because obviously you guys are what you are 11 did you say yeah i was about to say the the ones in the years below oh you don't have bread with them we don't have bread with the year seven yeah we could have called it we have different breaks okay so when we're in period four they have lunch and then when they're in period four we have our lunch oh okay so it's completely spot i see a few of them during day and they're all shouting and stirring they love it pictures and stuff like that pictures yeah being recognized it is scary they chase you around and stuff what it's scary yeah you just sleep outside what in london when you came down here yeah there's a few service places was it carnage come over pictures like oh yeah heart rate really yes to begin with like yeah that guy came up to us down there i don't know and they were just how old are the people that are coming up to you is it like teenagers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah one of my men's got to speak about people i met it's got a picture of you on a train on a train what he's called saban well i yeah yeah it's a great picture he sent it to me and said make sure you show him i said all right and has this been happening like over the last few weeks it started you started get uh recognized i can imagine in bolton it's probably actually pretty no no no in boston we don't get recognized that much i've not been bought in south centre for ages right it's not a nice place right right right right there's no reason to like to put it on the map yeah yeah we're from butler it's not a nice place it's not a nice place not bolton centre yeah but we went i went manchester one was on 80 careful and was there with people going up really yeah and now it may it must be no we're not we're not being we don't know oh do you like it no do you like it or do you know it's it's it's it's good like but heart rate shoots up yeah it's a bit like anxiety special right yeah i was in i was in uh i don't i can't remember what shop it was when these group of lads come up to me and they asked he's carry on tonight yeah and did you know the answer i went blank oh no oh no i i i i think so i think it might be on tonight you have to check isn't cory on every night oh no no even i know about i don't know monday night wednesday friday it was on thursday this week because of the england football game my mom used to buy like the magazines back in the day you know to follow all the chorus [ __ ] that's going on yeah not anymore is it it's just on the phone yeah there's no need there's no need for magazines anymore times have changed man have you ever bought a magazine yeah top gear one yeah will you bring your book into school your extras the 2010 world cup one i think i did that world cup one back in the day where you had to fill it in with all the stickers right that was really good you'd be trading trying to collect and fill everyone in you got the black market at school hey i'm talking about uh loom buns remember oh my god my primary school twenty p alone band 20 be a loon band oh yeah i used to make the loom bam bracelets and then sell them yeah that's what i mean so no not not [Music] they had a funny smell but they were nice and the fidget spinners fidget spinner no no they weren't no good five year ago not no wait don't tell me you're still gonna die do they get abandoned yeah because what people just sitting there yeah yeah yeah yeah but school was on the nominations the kids yeah people who needed that yeah yeah but really is that what it was actually for yeah oh yeah that that's right you've not seen them little boxes no where you press the buttons in yeah on the remotes where you have the sticks there's one of them on then there's buttons on one side just all sorts click thing oh just something to do while you're yeah interesting um no i was talking about black market like i would go into i would buy a big box of like crunchies or whatever going to school and start selling them people selling at school yeah yeah yeah it's obviously banned boss bots there's a black market you you've got your first i did it once and at all the stuff myself there's definitely a hole in that business plan there's there's one seller that changed my life he's called me he don't sell anymore oh we've just paid him out no he don't sell anymore anymore no oh no he's not stolen for like two years but me and my mate bobby would get one we get white kit kat junkies off him every day every day how much would you charge him from one of those start 30 b 50 p that's not going to be nice so he's making 2.50 now no no he's not making four pound no you're making a pound a pound every four a pound everything yeah how are you getting 2.50 from 50p each from four you get four fifty one one four two quid so he's making a proof making a pound yeah that's a serious mess that's decent no for 50p i'll be a customer oh absolutely absolutely right how much would you get charged at school um well so this this is this is what used to happen is my mom used to take me costco right i used to get big box bargains and then i would go in and i'll probably sell them for about 50p actually as well around there but the thing is like what you used to have is like the blazer but then the blazer used to have a ball in it yeah yeah with the whole song yeah the pocket here but there used to be then be a hole in the pocket yeah that would open up the entire part of the blazer i used to have crunchy bars lying in the bottom of it there walking around with a bulletproof vest on crunchies and then anytime someone needed one it was just a little slime one but back then it wasn't banned or anything like that and then it got like you were at top ranking i was a hustler from early you don't delve into your own product though jacob that's not okay yeah even i would have done that and i'm a sucker for a bit of sweets it was in i was selling like cans of fans when they were in the back oh you can't sell cans it's gotta be bottles of lucas yeah original luca said it's best one yeah i've never heard of that one original lucas said well um don't know i'm more of a when it comes to i like powerade over like what you thought really what the blue what what the blue what flavor lucas had the fizzy one orange what flavor is best orange i but i also like the normal lucas original yeah the original you know just successful fizzy ones just the original the fizzy ones yeah i know exactly what you're talking about it's like in a red bottle yeah yeah oh but you said losers he said yeah orange is my favorite but i also like that one oh okay yeah but i i think the original one's better the original one is paying to be fair i just like a little bit of kickling a little bit um you know yeah when it hits the front orange do you know what used to sell like mad at my school there was like a tuck shop just outside and i'm not even joking you used to be able to buy like two pieces of toast with butter on it it was two pieces of toast a pound fifty fifty percent what a bump but it was amazing used to walk into class had uh uh business management was a class um and they would let you go to the shop in the middle of the class if you were bored the teacher it shows that if you're bored you can just go get food so in the middle of the class we would just get up go get loads of it so someone do like the toast run come back in handing out uh butter on toast everyone everyone's just sitting there eating everybody aced the class it was the best class what country was this is it it's up in scotland you don't get away with that this is it was unbelievable yeah leave classes we'll get some tours for everyone toast yeah it was just toast run who's on the toast run today that's my um so yeah and you didn't have to listen to the teacher waffle but are you guys uh like in the good books with the teachers or is it are you grounded how does it work i'm like marmite it's mostly don't like really yeah i'm a bit of a i can't shut up once i get going if i go into the class silently and i sit down silently and i start doing it he's in the rv he's always getting sent out but you're always getting sent out your dad's back here thank you do you get cold do you get calls from the school about him if i walk in and i'm giddy and i'm talking then i won't be able to shut up yeah once i get going that's it i don't know i don't know what the problem is they're just diarrhea really yeah what about you same thing i'm just honest with the teachers oh really not right back no i don't argue i just aren't honest with them so like what the class of [ __ ] you're you're gonna let them know yeah no not at all why not this year i've got no excuse because i've got miss finch head of maths she's sound shout out to miss yeah misfits really she yeah she's cool missing what about the head teacher he's cool yeah he's i won't get on the wrong side of him though oh yeah you don't wrong side of him game over have you have you had any uh rumors or whatever that circulates school that i just thought about teachers oh no no we don't we don't need to stick to the teachers no no i just i just mean like you know when we're talking like pranks things like that in one of the previous podcasts i spoke about like a prank that i did to a friend and signed one of my best mates up for the year below's uh yearbook pictures of all the girls so he got absolutely rinsed for that but is there any like pranks things like that that happened at um at your school or the ones that you've heard of what like they have been briefcased briefcased all right explain explain what a briefcase is um so say you leave your bag somewhere yeah one of your mates or someone random grabs it opens it everything out turns the bag inside out sort of straps everything inside puts everything back in and zips it up and it'll suck a potato and it's just it's awful when you're undoing it because you know you've been done yeah it's worse feeling is there um is it is it not hard to undo because it zips out on the inside then yeah that's the point you have to like pick it and then what once once you can get your finger in there you're good and what have you been violated plenty of times or oh or are you one to do the briefcasing no questions i'm not joking yeah oh my god i'm not going back yet look no the kit kats went missing did you know that cats be honest did you kick i can't believe it you've done him like that do a sore tent in there if you see a kitkat yeah it's true you shouldn't have had the kitkat that's the problem though yeah if anything it was i always have a chunky cake in my bag every day oh yeah he does caught up before school you cannot have not a chunky kit kat in your bag do you spend all your dinner money in co-op all uh it's all digital it's all digital don't get cash where is it in co in co-op i don't really get anything apart from a drink you know you your fingers whatever and then in a great i know you don't know what fingers are that's like you kick cats and stuff yeah yeah yeah sometimes i'll get a bear combined from green notches in the morning they're all right one of the best things was he forgot to tag me one at tick tocks it did really well so obviously i didn't get any followers yeah he comes up to me next day i'm really sorry for not tagging you i bought you a dr pepper oh that's not a bad trade-off to me yeah like this dog crap he's walking all over he can't get it off and pulled out the doctor's pepper and that's the day i hit a million followers happy days what a day to the moon what a dare that was hell yeah you're great there um and now now that obviously you clout it up breaded up well maybe not breaded up just yet but pending when that youtube channel gets going yeah when that youtube channel gets going you guys need to actually turns out like you guys should do that you should do your own cooking stuff yeah don't even think they cook the lettuce i think they boil it at our school because it's wet it's soggy soggy it stinks it has this bitter smell that's crap if if i ever eat that then you know that i'm not feeling well i had this uh lasagna from school the other day and they put carrots in a bit dodgy and then crunching on something and then like pulled it out it was like a celery they put celery in lasagna who does that they're just adding vegetables to it who wants it no one wants it no one's getting that man it actually is jamie yeah you don't put celery in lasagna what do you put in lasagna beef beef pasta but tomato bit tomato that sauce that white sauce and then your cheese and that's all you need i've got a story about lasagna actually a little little story so there's this magician i was on holiday and i've got a watch on right and the magic trick was meant to he takes my watch yeah puts it under a rag and smashes it but and then and something like that but then he's not actually meant to smash mine and mine's back on my wrist and oh yeah yeah yeah he actually smashes it oh bad's that i mean smash his mind so he's like oh i'll i'll take you out for a meal tonight and stuff so wait what yeah i know oh where's this so i get a lasagna i cut into it try and guess what's in the lasagna celery no no seriously try and get it the watch no beef and cheese you idiot that's outrageous we've been [ __ ] stitched up there royally so is that true oh no oh no it's just just no it's just a [ __ ] joke it's a horrendous joke i wanted to know if you really didn't where the hell did you come up do you guys uh premeditate the joke like is it on the spot is it improvised of course google yeah you should see him we film the first part of video and then we stop and try and think of a pickup line somewhere and he's the 70 best pickup lines ever yeah cheese ones are great at them uh and uh are both you boys it's single at the moment he's not oh he's lifed up i don't know yeah i'm surprised i surprised no one's uh you get so bad with the mullet so what was it was your girlfriend with you before before the fame oh no no no she's here it's a new one a recent development [Laughter] okay he knows he's being swindled here he said he's gonna go after she's waiting for the tag she's waiting to be tagged and a little number oh is she yeah i don't tag anything it's fine it's fine uh have you had a have you had a bunch of girls at school come up to you put me on your instagram put me on oh no i'm not really no yeah oh yeah pictures and stuff like that with us well i'm not i'm not going that long jacob so [Laughter] all right uh let's do a couple relationship advice obviously you too um you know connoisseurs of food uh we have we have a lot of uh fans struggling with uh certain relationships and we feel like you guys might be the perfect ones to solve their problems yeah it does happened on it to a lot of people where they don't know anything these days but you just gotta have a good time and watch out for them gold diggers exactly yeah here we go right let's uh let's get the uh the group chat up here we go okay i'm excited for this i like to think of myself as a master of the female body there yeah all right here we go this one's for you boys all right he said um all right you sexy gentlemen how do i start talking to a girl again without looking keen what's your style of play in the situation so i how do you start a chat into a girl without looking a bit stuck whoa do not say send four voice notes six messages and say can you do it my video that's probably not no i say just go straight in what's your favorite chewing gum chewing gum chewing gum what do you call it chubby what do you call it no just chewing them chewing them yeah yeah yeah what was it what's your favorite yesterday what was your favorite package brand porridge tea bags that's the big one tea bags has to be tetley's not at least don't want it really not the yorkshire tea nah tell us is it is that a deal breaker if it's uh well it's not that big of a thing i don't like it though i don't like too i think this might have to be a jacob chuckles on a breakup all right here we go this one this is another one so i really like this bird in my class i'm in year 10 and we dm often i've gotten her number and snap but i don't want to shoot my shot she also texts this boy every day all the time which is a bit of a put off but the boy lives in america and i live in london so i doubt there's anything well where's the girl from oh london yeah he's got a show he's an alpha male yeah he's got he's got a show that the young doesn't stand a chance yeah what would you what's the what's the power play here just ring ringer yeah and prank carla yeah and then go oh sorry wrong number oh where is this finger from my class bang oh oh i get it so it's like he's calling and another girl i could pretend be the american person and say i don't want to oh oh your ring oh that would be toxic oh your ring and i go can i ring you back soon thinking that they're around you and everybody i think thank you and then go oh right so you're my class that's not bad that's not bad you've got years of experience in this game here we go highlights i'm 14 and i'm just starting to get into the scene of dating girls yes uh it's uh it's a bit sad but i haven't uh this person's waffling right um uh was just wondering what the best way to build up confidence is to start talking to girls go to girls and bust out the robot the robot yeah just like look them in the eyes and just don't lose eye contact yeah just keep it yeah oh yeah and then bang the robot what about uh you said that you're actually a bit of a dancer what else have you gotten so he's got the salsa okay so you just throw a ball up learning catching put in the back wait you're picking quite a few balls out you didn't you only threw one up you can throw it back what i was expecting to see on this body there we go there it is uh all right um so that dance moves that that's oh yeah yeah downstairs just bust out a few dance moves maybe a few vocals in there as well yeah all right um hello fellas loving the pod uh looking for some advice here i was on and off with this girl for about six months she then told me she wasn't ready and i need to get some tips on how to get myself back out there so that guy's been knocked down a peg what's the confidence builder i'd say just sit in your room and sing peter andre [Music] mysterious girl sing that a few times stare at yourself in the mirror and sing that or is that just oh actually yeah and maybe even cheeky wink if you're feeling it yeah okay is there anything you do in the morning before school to get yourself a bit like you know like get ready for the day surely i used to stand next to the radiator bullet naked wait really yeah just warm up just one moment what if you burn your crisp yeah you get used to it that's where it gives problem i've been bullied today here we go hi guys uh i love the podcast i'm in need of some advice me and my ex of two years you guys got ex-girlfriends no yeah yeah back in the day yesterday yeah i'm actually human now oh yeah jack click like chaser yeah absolutely me and my ex of nearly two years broke up at the start of uh the first lockdown i have literally no clue how to talk to guys so they've not been together for two years or they will stay over two years and then i'm not really i'm not really too sure it says x of two years yeah nearly two years and then at the start of the first lot down is that two years ago that doesn't matter no it's a year ago i reckon they were together for two years and then they broke up in lockdown um but she's asking i have literally no clue how to talk to guys as i feel like i've lost all of my socialization socializing uh skills i need to get uh back on it i need some advice right so how how would you like a girl to approach you tell me that they have tetley's tea bags [Laughter] straight up first message i'm going to take this cup of tea just what about a picture of the tea with with the bag just hanging over the side yeah that little thing the tab thingy yeah yeah that's been a nice cool nice cup what kind of cup though a nice round cup it's a nice cup like it kind of weird written on it so like i have like live lovely cup right something like that or something like that but if it just has if it's just a plain cup like a plain white one like that doesn't sit right yeah what about the big sports though right mugs is that gonna work they're horrible that's part of the uk culture that matters it's too big you're drinking a brew and it goes cold bottom half i don't like it so what was that to do with a sports direct mug it's too big i've had my soup out of it you've had soup for corp i never have some copper soup cup of soup i've never i'm talking my language is that what you said 400 calories tastes like 400 calories probably not even that mate honestly that that that's a lot but that would get better i read something over there domino's dip yeah apparently it's got 500 calories i heard that as well and i'm pretty sure i reckon it probably i reckon for 16 years sometimes around 2 500. yeah successful then oh yeah yeah i just need start show i didn't know yeah absolutely what happens if you turn up to college absolutely ripped do you play do you do you go to the gym or anything no no i'll just sit on the ps4 all day yeah if i start streaming or something like that i'm gonna have to you have to level up that's a little scientific come on we've gotta be looking at ps5 parents yeah that that could be next christmas um no but that's uh that's that's pretty much it we swear how long alex how long has this been going for oh i'm thirty that's it i'd say we did it well we had to redo this twice is there any questions that you lot had why is it called the fellas podcast why the fellas are not the guys what would you what would you call this podcast bar podcast bar podcast that that's really really good i like bar hamburger at christmas you can call it that julie christmas the fellas podcast bar one bug yeah yeah yeah no doubt um but yeah no that pretty much wraps up for us um really appreciate you boys coming on making a trip down um obviously we've actually done like a three hour podcast here but um due to the wonderful uh alex oh forgot to click anyways guys really appreciate it and as always check out both of their uh tiktok pages um and instagram as well anything else any shout out any any any other people back at school charlie joe brooksy jonah keown jack doing chat doing olly paul jacob pasquil rhys pasquil mr heim monty lord charlie tyra he's going to miss someone out here and they're going to be live yeah yeah you can't miss someone out here yeah liam shirley as well if you if anyone's not on that list you know i love you there we go all right guys i really appreciate you all tuning in fellas i appreciate you guys making the track down i know you're obviously in hot demand right now um but there's always time for fellas anyways guys we'll catch you all in a bit thank you very much for watching

Channel: The Fellas

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Length: 85min 16sec (5116 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 06 2021