Exposing Too Hot To Handle & Love Island, How To Survive a Zombie Apocalypse - FULL PODCAST EP. 38

[Music] guys if you haven't already make sure to follow the podcast on spotify and apple podcast it helps us more than you could imagine yo welcome back so i'm still in the shop i'm sitting the welcome back to episode is it 38 or 37. let's see this is what happens alex bts yeah alex has left the room so we're going to go ahead and just assume that we're on 38 i think we're on 38. yeah lick that off did that off afro your hula hoop dust you guys nah bro corona virus yeah corona virus i was ready to suck them fingers you haven't you ever sucked a bird's fingers you ever stop to burst toes no i i i'm being 100 serious i actually haven't which is really poor of me um can you stop me what the [ __ ] you mean i've done a dusty noise for you but i did it have you done it did you like it you like suck your toes not really it's not for me just did it in the bath one time thing you know in a bath yeah the bathroom is probably the best place to be he's gonna clean it yeah so that i'm getting so obviously before i've gone in i'm there with that you know have you ever had that menthol of shower gel i'm scrubbing the toilets with a metal shower gel making sure that [ __ ] rubbing the toes before if you think about it yeah the toes have been in this sweaty sock yeah in a sweaty crep and it's just it's just a bit like i just don't understand it yeah there's a guy on love island that has a great fetish and you can see bro like you know how you get given a phone in there my man just taking pics of that bird's feet how do you get how do you do that without sounding like a [ __ ] okay just take a pic pick your phone no he's just doing on the slides just sat on the couch there's no way bro i swear to god the people listening will know what's up wait are you are you being serious there is a guy in the current year's love island yeah snappy pixel there's a vid of him just snapping a pic yeah yo i need to see this man [ __ ] the whole feat thing's never never been a thing it's not a thing for me there's a lot of things for guys like look i can appreciate someone with a good foot kind of yeah okay a good right foot okay decent foot job have you ever had a foot job no way bro it's just weird though in it i'm just sat down and i'm thinking what are we doing i'm just like if i had to hit the spirit of my [ __ ] ancestors because we're watching me right now from the spirit world this should not be this ain't it bro i always think right so you know when you're busting a nut yeah you're at home you're stroking one out you know times are tough you know you're not sitting there missing in a while you're stroking one out and i'm sat there thinking like is my is my granddad's spirit watching off watching over you going look at the sad state of this boy what a [ __ ] loser he sat here sat down in a shower in the corner crying his eyes are having a wank [Laughter] he [Laughter] it was a dark moment i fell off i don't know and then i like going with a book or some [ __ ] you know for levels of power your whole life you imagine you just live your whole life just thinking that your granddad just watching over you at all times well bro imagine right you die and then you can but like yeah you there's some spirit world and you can just watch over everyone yeah you just can't interact but like [ __ ] you'd just be watching everything you're like oh gosh what me me sister's up to today she's getting [ __ ] railed oh not gary not my gary's down the shot dude my sister yeah she's cheating on the men as well like you're seeing all over the commotion everything would you want to be a ghost um i don't think so let's go to another realm or whatever's next i don't i wouldn't like to linger about and be like haunting dons yeah that's a bit odd isn't it do you reckon you reckon ghosts are just like because there's a lot of like conspiracy about like who are the ghosts like why are there ghosts because it can't be everybody that dies there'd be too many ghosts right so how do you reckon people get selected to be a ghost i think maybe it's people that have on maybe unfinished business in this world or like you know well through very emotionally never they never complete your gta they went through maybe so much emotional trauma you know people who died horrific deaths that kind of [ __ ] and they have so much like you know attachment to the world they can't detach because so much pain and stuff maybe can it it's all [ __ ] crazy should talk really isn't it we [ __ ] knows yeah man there might not even be [ __ ] guys have you ever been to epping forest there's this place in epping forest right i went there me and gibb went a few years ago um did you go in your car there's a place i went it was me joe weller and gibb i think it was epping foreign oh yeah you did that highland seat video yeah right so anyway there's a place in epping forest i think it's you where and you go there and you can't there's like a hill isn't this the place that your barber said to you yeah yeah yeah but anyway you go there and there's this place that goes uphill it's like a hill and you park your car on it you turn the handbrake off and you put it in neutral and the car rolls up hill and it's pretty kind of it's lucky kind of mad what yeah i i sorry i saw it on the internet i was like [ __ ] this is before it's not an optical illusion then no it's not the hill is going up but there is i think there is a good explanation for i can't remember what it was yeah scientifically it's not just a bunch of ghosts playing tug-of-war with your car on a hill i [ __ ] hope that but when i put it in neutral i was like [ __ ] this is it so you did it i did it i went there i went there i saw her on himself i'm going there so i went there put the car in neutral turn her hand break off and the car rolled up hill just like they said it would sucking nuts you could go there now and still do it you can still do it the people watching people at home are listening on spotify essex way something like that yeah it is yeah yeah near chingford yeah probably yo i bet you take me let's go rolling yeah we can go there well i've not got my whip oh is it not my mother it's in manchester talking kinky there for a second uh manchester united i've been looking i've been looking to buy a whip man yeah what are you gonna get but there's no point where i live right now there's no parkinson's there's no parking spots but central london you don't really need it if you live in central illinois but the thing is i'm looking to move out a little bit so it's like oh god so what are you going to do you're going to like commute to this studio i already commute to the studio we commute 15-minute uber yeah no money i'll still only be like 20 30 away what if it's 40 away bro oh no i couldn't do 40 minutes i'm getting the inside drop anyway because wherever you go i'm gone yeah yeah you don't [ __ ] yeah so right now a lot some people may or may not know actually i don't know why anyone would know but i am searching to buy a house right now in london and so i've been going through a bunch of these viewings okay and um i've got a couple stories i got one story i go in and uh i'm looking at this place a lovely place by the way and i go in and it's it's quite weird because when you go to buy a lot of these places the people are still living in them okay so i go in there and it's this couple that are renting the place from the from the owner yeah and i'm just sat there and the geezer like there's a guy there are a couple obviously the girls just like in bed and i'm having to look around like the bedroom because i need to see the you know i need to see the place i need to see if it's worth it yeah so she's just chilling in bed uh the guys on the computer playing video games in the in the other in the other room and i just like poke my head in and i'm looking around and and the guy knocks on like the sage and not saying like excuse me would you mind if we just have a little look around she's just laying in bed while i'm like looking around her bedroom it just felt so [ __ ] weird bro yeah and then i go through to the next one and the geezers they're just like topless playing like league of legends or something like that and then they're like this is the most awkward thing i've ever [ __ ] experienced and so i you we i make like you know you make eye contact with the girl in the bedroom you make you do that you know that smile like the really awkward white guy smile what the [ __ ] bro yeah the yeah the meme and i'm just saying like okay cool oh bedroom looks lovely it was a shittle um and i just walked back downstairs but the whole house was nice it was just that they just didn't keep the bedrooms very clean um and i was just yeah so that was the first one and then what was the other one that i went to oh yes i found this another spot and i said like do you know what i was literally there i was like i think i'm gonna buy this spot i really liked it yeah like this has everything i wanted even had a car park yeah you drive you know in london by the way a car park is like the dream right because you don't really get it in flats unless it's like a new like a car lift yeah bro you drive your car into a lift it then takes you down floors and whips the car in bro i was there like this stinks of money i love it yeah yeah and so anyway so i'm looking around the whole place and they're like oh yeah what internet you got they got i got hyperoptic a gigabyte so that's really fast internet yeah i was like bro this place is busting i'm loving this and i go to a lady i'm at the door and they're like uh honestly this is a really lovely house i'm definitely gonna be in contact and as in the middle i'm saying of this the door opposite just opens up and goes no way cal freezie like that and i'm there like ah for [ __ ] sake you are no way bro there was like a bunch of young guys living in there and i was literally just there like i can't buy a spot where the opposite because like the windows you could potentially look into my flat if you wanted to oh no until i was there and they'll see all the mischievous activities oh and i was actually there just like this is heartbreaking because i really like the flat and it was in a nice part that is disappointing that is disappointing but yeah i was it because i was so sad i was there like can't wait like i think i'm actually going to make a move on this flat and then it was just like well there goes that so anyways the hunt continues so if anyone has any lovely flats in london please do get in contact with me because four to five mil range you know we only do we only do a big money around here no we gotta get we go get that uh that you know amazon no the netflix mysteries deal yeah the fellas enterprises are the fellas enterprise i like that yeah that's the next stop right now is fellow studios next is fellas enterprises inc yeah bella's incorporated i like that i like that your story reminded me of the story i have when i was in uni i was in beverly's girl and my uni uh flat was a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my actual bedroom was so bad i just didn't care for at the time for some reason um and this guy had to come in and change the fire lab it's like old man or whatever and he's just come he's knocked on the door yeah and i've opened the door i've seen it he's like i need to change the pile up i've turned around to the room and they're going there and i've been like coming so i've gone i've gone back to the bed uh-huh got back in the bed cuddled up pulled the covers over us and just let the boss man change yeah so he thinks you lot are just getting up to all sorts underneath that's why i just sleep made that so much more awkward than anything i was just sleeping i just was like i don't want a guy to look at me right now because i'm just i can tell or did you not want the guy to look at a girl did you not want to be associated not even that it was just it was like i was knackered and this done just turned up cracking on and the rooms are [ __ ] all and i was just like nah please leave it but he's like i need to change this alarm oh because we're running into this and i was in the place so i didn't really get to say it was a uni place i was like oh yeah sounds like [ __ ] right just go for it man bust it but he said what were you and then what you just get back to parking is probably because uh he was moving all the rubbish about so he could put his stepladder down oh my god it was that much of a tip [ __ ] oh man really did you clean your room like an absolutely yeah yeah it was until i grew up a bit i was like [ __ ] i need a nice tight tidy space yeah i'm talking there was all sorts of [ __ ] everywhere you can walk you could not really without stepping up like a crisp packet yeah or a [ __ ] four month full pot noodle but still still noodles in a bomb and [ __ ] was wild not a place to bring back to the ladies i still did it but you still put it but i feel like that was just what you knew was about she was like tiptoe and it was it was like yeah it's hot stones yeah it's part of the culture isn't it like you just you're learning there's crisp packets on the floor that you didn't know about and now you've gone home and bought them you've just discovered a new brand yeah yeah not only that but you get in from a night out and guess what you've got munch it's just all on the floor you're getting the hoover out you're getting got them quavers under the pillow like they've aquarium they're locked up i'm ready to go enjoy my lady because that's their marinade welcome welcome princess welcome princess to my humble opponent she is buzzing she is gassed she's got a couple lights in that crawling about but it's all good because they live here too they're part of the family baby welcome to the family probably been diesel nobody's stronger than family we struggled about the vin diesel memes this week have [ __ ] sent me under oh there's a conspiracy about the vin diesel memes you heard about it so the conspiracy is obviously with um fashion furious nine is it yeah no coming out they've uh they reckon the what the what a lot of these uh movie promoters are starting to do is before the movie comes out or around the time of the movie they start creating loads of memes about um [Music] about like either an actor in it or anything like that and they start to flood like reddit twitter all these things with all that to get conversations started about these memes so that it goes viral and then maybe you realize that they've got a movie coming out and so on so they reckon it's all manufactured memes it's not true internet yeah culture so that is a big thing not only that [ __ ] bro it could be you know yeah they [ __ ] could be like what a like what are the chances of a vin diesel meme and also at the same time bought to be fair the film has come out and they've done the same thing they've done for the last five films where at the end it's all about family and you have you seen the tips i was like no no no no no no no you know the spanish team it's like when you're [ __ ] going 40 in a 20 and it's just like a bunch of people from fest and furious and he just poses up with a bear as if he's part of the family you've not seen that but anyway the film's meant to be [ __ ] outrageous in it they're outrageously going to space yeah but i i yeah but they all are a bit aren't they the only good fast and furious films are for me the first one the second one was okay but tokyo drift was a banger unbelievable it's like when it gets like fast forward six that's when it goes down no no it got [ __ ] when the rock started getting involved i'm not even joking seriously yeah yeah i actually like a couple with the rock in it but it's like they get too crazy but i think they didn't i think they're doing it well they're obviously doing our purpose like they know it's crazy he doesn't need to be nine fast and furious man i think he's entered ten all right and it was all to begin with it was all about six street racing and it was all about like the underground coral culture and i was like this is cold because i know nothing about it and it seems so it actually was about scrapping the bad guy submarines you know breach it like going into space like what the [ __ ] is this chip did you ever see the need for speed film no that was i actually thought that was pretty good it was wave [ __ ] uh alex get fat check on this what's his name however i forgot you know jesse pinkman from breaking bad yeah what's the called aaron paul aaron paul is that it was with him it was actually pretty decent really yeah but they only ever made one yeah but yeah i thought that was pretty good but yeah they don't make fashion appearances that they used to oh man i'm telling you like that tokyo drift one that was a danger the soundtracks there i can hear it in my [ __ ] ear bro it hit so i would have liked tokyo drift but like you know with paul walker because remember when he went to talk your drift it was like completely new cast no it was and the um because the guy was like this texas america yeah and he got he got like arrested yeah it was that was cool though i like that i was sick so you know that you know that scene where it's the main tokyo place i think it's called hayabusa station i could have that completely wrong butchered it but yeah they drift through all the cartridges through and it's like a super famous place in tokyo maybe the name of a halo free helmet i butchered it yeah no you are on the right path there yeah and they drift through they couldn't get permission to film there apparently and they had to create the whole thing in la as a set oh really yeah i don't know how true that is so have you heard about the vin diesel and rock beef yeah the drama that those two guys and then a couple of the scenes at the final like moments of film they couldn't film they didn't want a film together yeah because so the big thing is i i think it's just like their egos getting in the way of things i mean they probably don't like each other but i've heard some insane said that they said the problem was that he had a problem with the rock and he couldn't act he said he said [ __ ] said the rocks acting was [ __ ] yeah but like if if rock and the vin diesel like they they it's not like the [ __ ] range is crazy they both play a similar kind of box they do yeah yeah i would probably try you know what i do like vin diesel but i would probably say the rock maybe has a little bit more i don't know no way it's always hard to call you know either way i've seen you know just vin d is all right okay we've got fast and furious yeah chronicles of ridiculous maybe someone else yeah i actually could have done that that's what i mean it's hard to gauge because we don't have probably some poppers but that probably is triple x i heard right that on the fast and furious set that they um have people to count the amount of punches that have been thrown and landed um because not in their contracts they say one person can't uh land more punches to make them seem like a better uh person yeah with the rock and vin diesel yeah that's what i remember when they first had that fight and you're like who's winning it just it's so supposed to be there can never be a winner they can they make it look as even as possible yeah yeah yeah you think rock's done it and then just out of nowhere vindy's yeah yeah oh mate [ __ ] sake that's so funny because it just looked the same mate could you imagine that just like genuine having like full-on like beef like to the point where it was so [ __ ] without punches it's all waffles it's complete it's there to make a bag i'll tell you what i'm speaking about theories alex had a theory for us so you know the film frozen from disney yeah well walt disney is frozen right that's what they say he's been cryo frozen you know hopefully in the future well that's the rumor just a rumor i think there's simon cowell's lineup for that apparently as well really so you know rich people they can cry freeze themselves so in the future if the technology exists they can be brought back to life because their bodies are preserved so the theory is that they created frozen so that when you google disney frozen whatever yeah it kind of buries the idea of him being frozen i don't really get that yeah so like um okay yeah if you google it so you're looking you're looking for oh yeah you get it so you google walt disney frozen it's not actually going to come up with anything about what's going on being frozen it's going to come up with the film frozen why is it bad that he would be friends i don't know but back in the day like where they would always photoshop pictures of what disney like smoking they'll take the cigarette out somebody's just standing there like you know like you know when companies are super super aggro and honest about uh images brand image they're so like you can't have this this and this and all yeah the big the big ones they don't [ __ ] photoshop images of him with a sig and take it yeah take it out like he was so like they're trying to paint him like he was the perfect man right yeah he's the owner he's the founder whatever oh you're never gonna guess who's popped up today it's only the homies over a curved chip come on baby guys uh if you guys haven't already i mean we've plugged them before uh not necessarily on this podcast but personally we've done it um and right now they're doing an incredible an incredible uh promotion right now users literally get five percent off if sorry not five what am i waffling about let me let me wheel that up it's better way better than that users get five pounds if they sign up at curve dot com forward slash fellows guys go to curve dot com forward feathers and you literally get a fiver if you sign up we're giving you guys free money take it okay right now they're giving every new user not only five pounds if they 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another thing about disney there's loads of like interesting disney conspiracies yeah have you heard about the disney it reminded me because of the color you're wearing on your top disney green disney green yeah bro that so that is like the one where it's like most of the plates so they'll be like a door in you know disney theme park one that they don't want this shade of green that is like renowned to be like unnoticeable oh yeah so like you don't even notice it when you're looking at something you don't even notice it because supposedly this shade or color of green is like the your eye just duck fails to detect this it's like it's the least appealing like you don't you don't notice it see yeah that's that's [ __ ] wild to be fair so all like the disney parks and stuff they cover like these staff doors and stuff like that with uh with disney green which is really interesting yeah i'm not surprised you know about it this is like the biggest one of the biggest companies in the world to be fair as well like yeah they only everything disney on marvel and star wars like they already like their own [ __ ] everything like this yeah it's not [ __ ] about you know they own like loads of like youtube stuff as well i remember there was a company called maker studio that was um i remember this yeah they were like a youtube network and they ended up getting bought out by disney for like 300 mil or something i forget the exact number but yeah it was something like that i thought that was crazy like they could just go and like blow a light back on someone disney why don't you just go and blow a little bag on the fella's mystery oh they don't do it god oh imagine that that's disney disney hit us up y'all hold tight walt disney always baited him he ain't frozen nobody said he was frozen nobody said that come on disneyland we're here we're here to dispel that rumor that's what we're doing bringing light to the fact that that rumor is full he would never freeze himself bella's mystery is coming to disney plus as soon as they send us a great fat contract we're trying we're trying to see seven figures yeah no eight figures you always go high so then they come in oh yeah yeah i meant eight feet figures well that's eight i'm at nine my bad i'm at nine that's crazy yeah now we'll meet at 50. yeah 50 mil we'll be at 50. as you can see our negotiating cc plus is pretty good though don't mean to shell it too bad but i've been on there recently they keep adding [ __ ] to it really like there's so many like good like little disney exclusives coming out there the movies come out there like black widows watch all your yeah watch all your marvel stuff on there yeah yeah they've got everything they've got it in timeline order the order it came out that's a pretty good platform like have you ever i'm still a netflix show i'll tell you what have you used amazon prime it bangs okay no no no no the stuff on there is good yeah the actual app is [ __ ] ass yeah it's possibly the worst app i've ever used amazon i rate you guys i'm sure you're working on it but it needs that's the only thing that's lacking netflix is easy to use and they're always like it's so appealing to look at those big pictures everywhere and they're like [ __ ] well cinema the algorithm on netflix is smart all of my um like top 10 uk is so you it's different like well it's a different performance anime and [ __ ] wait wait wait so wait is there like so it's not actually the top trending your top ten will change like i've got i'll have demon slayer and [ __ ] in there all kinds of so yours is that anime mine is a hero academia has just come on there and it's gone straight into the front for me so this is a conspiracy netflix don't actually have a top ten they just have your time i think the top ten would be tailored you would like to uh and the trending for sure is training for you yeah yeah yeah mine is full of anime yeah and sometimes i want to watch a normal film and i'm like [ __ ] i can't [ __ ] find anything that's normal because i got these [ __ ] cartoon boobs in my face that hentai that sweet tender hentai that's crazy but now it's the netflix's algorithm's smart yeah it is it is really smart but nothing beats tic tocs algorithm that is the smartest guy i've ever so you'll be on tit talk i think we've mentioned this before and they'll throw you a tick tock right see if it's gone for you it's the other good ones in enough role you want with zero likes and zero comments and that's that's it it's just been uploaded and it's been uploaded and it's been dished out to about you know certain amount of people 50 people and depending on how much you watch it it's depending on if it gets dished out to the next 100 that's 10 000 blah blah it's like that isn't it small sample size and they see how whether they like it and if they're if they're if they're messing with it then they're like okay we'll actually push this one up yeah they had that they had that locked down from early though didn't it because that was pretty smart from the get-go yeah i don't remember changing much no no no i mean algorithms always change but here and there yeah they've had this one yeah they've had this one like that it's like a good algorithm like the [ __ ] just goes busting that but that's why also like i don't don't take this wrong way but like anybody can go viral you don't have to be faced 100 so many people can go viral yeah bro here's the crazy thing on tits all right so you'll see a picture and it's just like a bit of text you know we spoke about this once before and it's just like a guy stood there below just like black face are going and it's got that crazy you know why could people think something's about happening no not even that it's just like that he's got there's an image above saying some crazy theory oh and he's just stood there like he she could be anyone they're just a shaken and they just blow up like that yeah doesn't but there's a new biggest tit talker now isn't it what's his name yeah he just overtook addison ray donned with you something lame whose name's like kay [Applause] i forgot his name we shouldn't really know that but yeah um he he just like he takes stuff to piss out takes a piss out like things are really obvious and can be done the easy way yeah like there's always these people trying to come up with these like life hacks in life like well why the [ __ ] would you do that when you could just do this type of thing i don't really understand mad views and somebody made a video the other day talking about his revenue and his revenue was going to sound crazy but it was i think it was like 40 grand a month which is not a lot for how many if you've seen the amount of views this guy's doing yeah if this was youtube it'd be a multi multi multi multi millionaire that could be bred i swear he does like billions of views a month i think he might roll with his [ __ ] billions of dollars yeah he's making nothing he's genuinely good pennies compared to what he should be making but to be fair also his videos are like 30 seconds whatever long so you're never gonna with stuff like that that never does quite as well but yeah i don't really understand why he's become like the next biggest thing that i get it like it's kind of funny the first few times but then i was like i kind of i guess it is a little bit overhyped isn't it is there a specific reason i don't know or is that just is he becoming like hey a sweetheart called hero he's taking a piss out of these morons so it might be that might be what it is to be fair i don't know it might be better than having a bunch of dancing people at the top oh a hundred percent it is really you rather yeah well the dancing is good half the time most of the time they steal the dances yeah they nick them don't they i have seen that they've been forced to start crediting them now oh okay and to be fair like the people they can dance like well they can do it better than i could ever do it like it's pretty good but i've seen you dance on like just someone doing some crazy [ __ ] i've just clocked chip you're gonna be 29 by the time this video comes out 27 bro sorry 26. it's my birthday from today it's my birthday in four days oh my god my boy has lined up a beautiful present for me i've got i've got a small setting for you yeah i've got a small size i think a smile i didn't go i didn't want a card i want a a card oh like a birthday card or like a bank card i want a card oh oh i will take a fella's bank card actually no i'm the only one though yeah he's got he's got the fellas back high don't trust me with it i don't even chip doesn't even have the access to the bank account i don't actually know what is even in there at this moment no it's not much probably just a couple mil you already know you already know but yeah no i've been i've been onto carbon like cal can we please get can i get some fellas dividends brother because we've been going to the euros games and let me just tell you something we've been having to pay the resale price and it's not cheap but in fairness once in a lifetime opportunity to see it at wembley at wembley so we live we don't live far so we had to do it we had to do it um and then what else is there yes you're getting old you're what would you like to achieve okay now that you're 27 what would you like to achieve in the next year you got one year what are you trying to do the main channel needs to come back and start you know everything seems to be i want to be doing good regular con regular concert i'll be happy if i can get that going mainly yeah um which is in plans for the next couple weeks about personal personal hmm personal i mean i do i'd like to hit 70 kilograms i'm not far off that but i've never been over 70 or 70 kilograms right yeah and i think the the highest i've got and this is why i was really annoying i think i got to like 69.2 and then to me that's crazy right and then i for some reason i just never got over 70. where you at right now yeah probably about 66.5 or something like that i'm not far away yeah but that is i've got that written down in my notes that's some personal stuff what else what else what let's do in the next year i'm probably not gonna buy a house still gotta earn more money for that yeah so i can't put we need we need the fellow fellows i won't put that in there and then not have it happen because then you disappoint yourself yeah yeah um i don't know i don't know personal growth oh i'll do a lot more reading now i've got it i've got i've actually got a whole list that i made the other day and i saw someone do this on tito and i'll get it up for you now while you get that can i please get a uh some vodka please boss thank you alex so i saw this guy and he had a notes thing lit really listed and it was all his notes all his goals so i wrote oh that's [ __ ] with a little thing where you tick it when it's done so for example read me out some of these goals then let's just say by the way i want to start doing this i'll read them out so i've actually got them all separated into categories so i've got youtube dash fellas mysteries the goals here okay and just a few of them sorry i sent alex on like a goose on i see him looking around there he's been he's flying around the whole office trying to look for the vodka it turns out it's just sat by my chair who's brought the crab very well great sorry continue with that anyway so uh fellas mysteries example i've i've like done i've done some ones that are close and ones that are far away so i've got one million views in a month in one single mother's i think we might have just done it yeah really yeah we were 950k last time on chat so and we only upload once a week and we just started so 200k videos on a single video in a week you know we're trying to break that barrier where videos get bigger and again that's on mysteries 200k subs um 500k views per video more of a bigger goal yeah we've got uh the podcast goals sign an exclusive deal with a big company that would be that that would be lovely film a podcast in a unique location okay uh build new season two set lovely um what unique location would you uh uh we've had we've actually i suppose we don't want to reveal it because it would be a good surprise actually for everyone yeah well we'll drop one that i think is pretty too hard to do but i would always wanted to do it was i always had a picture in my head i was doing a podcast on like miami beach on miami beach palm trees you know the chicas are walking behind us it's just a live stream a couple of beverages in the end yeah we're gonna need a little bit more money for that one too yeah yeah carton our uh our our equipment out there that's what i say apple diesel spotify come through come through but yeah those are a couple got the clothing brand one it's i would just like to say i would just like to say that you can actually tick off the million pounds in one month because we've got that million pounds million oh my god [ __ ] what god damn these suckers i wish a million views in one month have we done it on the fella's mysteries lovely stuff and there it is guys i'll be taking that right there boom beautiful you gotta get this it's good stuff it's it's an achievement when you do it yeah um i've got stuff like uh get i want another million views on a single podcast episode oh last time i did that i've been ollie where's the olivia neil one that's got close that one banged that one did well 800k that's all right um i've got yeah there's all kinds of stuff i've even got one that says hit sauna once a week sauna that's a bit random yeah because i heard sauna's like got good health benefits i think that's wonderful but i have been doing it i've been doing it to be fair have you seen those in-house saunas you can get you can get a sauna yeah that you can put in your living room it's [ __ ] messy it looks expensive it looks good too but it's it's like a cube right it's like a cubicle but it's like a bougie looking thing really um yeah this guy i saw this guy called sunny on twitter yeah i think he's balker valkyries you know baccarate valkyrie yeah she's in 100 thieves oh i think i do know either her boyfriend rx he had it he's a gym guy yeah this [ __ ] looks buzzing really like it actually look it sounds stupid but it looks really good like i love it i'm but i'm just looking at it thinking electric bill yeah that electric bill is gonna rko you're happening sauna just chilling in your thing that just sucks yeah like it's having a swimming pool you guys but a sauna in the living room yeah no no to be fair if you had a gaffe at this uh swim pool you could have the sauna oh yeah yeah yeah of course that would make sense because that's like you've got a spa yeah i would love to have a house with a spa yeah again it all just comes down to increasing our uh revenues yep yep so oh merch we got merchants you guys have been uh asking us loads when's the march out in the match out and finally we have a design we now just have to put it into production and you know what i'll personally say that i actually think this is so [ __ ] pretty it's one of those it's not too in your face and it's stylish but it's not it's you know it's within trend it's it looks good it's not just some [ __ ] yeah an edit and you know it's a design that looks like it costs money you know it looks yeah but we're not going but we're not charging you no no that's not what i'm saying but what i'm trying to say it looks like a tremendous dream thing where people are fuming because you're just a smiley face on a green hoodie did you oh do you remember when ollie white got [ __ ] rko'd from the top ropes for his march no i think jack mate jumped on his back and i remember jack mate going out clapping uh he went to olly white because he stuck like just like a little red circle on the right there and then we're charging people a bunch of money um i can't remember how much those things were but i remember he got battered for it i don't mind paying good money for merch if the merch is good design like high quality i want to see a high quality yeah i want to see i don't want to see that you've just gone to [ __ ] gildan and ripped out the tags you know i've fruited a loon because there are a lot of other you know you know like when we go to our merch guys they'll send us a bunch of samples yeah maybe one of them will be guilded but they won't be getting we'll go for the more premium one you know the one that feels good and looks good a little bit heavier a little bit nicer you know maybe it costs a little bit more for us to buy [ __ ] it man we want to give the best [ __ ] up yeah chip come on guess what is fashion baby and what do we we do fashion oh of course we do i say that while i'm sat here which i came today without my rings i don't even feel like i'm dripping but i'm not even dripping today like that we're not really dripping too hard no bro we are dripping you know we kept it simple today for you guys but the good news is stitch fix are here to help you out okay let me tell you guys a little bit all right so imagine this you're ready to get back outside but your wardrobe says otherwise get some much needed style updates with the help of stitch fix okay we actually put our friend phil baker on stitch tricks we did bro cause dl came to us and he said boys i'm literally i need some drip i'm back on it i need i'm in the game we went boom stitch fix he's actually using it yeah yeah i mean he needs to use it because let me tell you that man's fashion scent needed some help anyways guys uh shoppings for clothes shopping for clothes can be quite daunting um you never know if things will fit returns are difficult and you don't even know what this uh what store to start with fair enough you know sometimes you're looking around you're like bro there's so much options now online well you go you go to anything where is so 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well yeah it's complete and to have a stylist like you're always saying oh people with stylists they've got loads of money you can have us yeah exactly you can have a stylist for a good price exactly so you pay 10 pound for a styling fee which is uh if you guys knew what jj paid hit it pays for his stylist you wouldn't oh that's [ __ ] very this is a bargain right um and that's that's also credited towards anything that you end up keeping anyways so schedule at any time there's no subscription required absolutely amazing citric does all the hard work for you making great style effortless for men and women of course um so if that does interest you stitch fix dot code at uk fellas you'll get 20 off when you keep everything in your fix that's stitchfix.com forward slash fellas for 20 off when you keep everything i want to chat to you about a tv show i've been watching yeah it's called too hot to handle [ __ ] i keep see i keep scrolling past this on netflix is that love highlight love island right similar yeah they're all from different countries yeah yeah yeah they're all from different countries so the premise of it to anyone that doesn't know is it's called too hot to handle and everyone all the contestants think that they're going on a party show a new netflix party show where they're gonna be going and it's just documenting them like shagging and all that stuff right but what they don't realize is when they get put into this house with you know everyone in there is immensely attractive they then drop the bomb on them no one is allowed to perform any form of intimacy in the center so when i say that i mean no kissing no sex nothing in between that any of that and if you do money comes out of the grand total pot so they start with 100 grand and if you have sex that's 20 grand god like we're talking chunks bro there it's gone if you kiss someone it's like two or three grand gone and so the whole point is that the reason why they do it is it's supposed to connect uh sorry create genuine relationship these are all people that have been selected that have just been used to just parking pumping and dumping you know body counts or triple figure body counts you know i mean just right and they put them all in one space and they go right nobody here can park and like i said everyone is immensely attractive right so they're all there like nobody can port if you do um there there's like this robot called lana which is just like that's what they call the person that just oversees everything right and anything that happens lana decides whose money like how much money gets deducted and so like for example a couple will you know they might a little little bj or something like that right and that's like 12 grand how do they know that they give them a bj though there's cameras all over the gaff so you're just being watched by by lana yeah you're probably obviously a real person in your actual production yeah they don't give a [ __ ] they show half of this stuff bro they just put an emoji over it while it's happening i'm not even joking bollocks i swear to go right so there's one girl they say because they weren't allowed to bro because they weren't allowed to do um like uh things to each other there's one girl try finesse it right and so she uh they got sent to like the hideaway where again they're supposed to strengthen their emotional connection but obviously they just do it to like tempt them into into like sexual stuff right and so this girl just splits her legs up and starts strumming herself in front of this guy right because he's not allowed to touch right so they start doing that okay so she's strumming the guitar i'm talking ed sheeran a team yeah and then and then and then what happens is literally lana the next day they come back and the girl goes we didn't do anything with each other don't worry guys there's no money coming out and lana goes like in the robot voice i welcome everyone there has been a deduction of twenty thousand dollars like that and then everyone's like what the [ __ ] we told you not to do anything in there everyone's switching because it's like they're losing your bag right yeah and then the way the money gets distributed at the end usually is it gets split between the people that didn't do anything but so but but this time they said no it's just going to be the people that form the best connection yo i need to watch this how is it like one season that is tuesday i've only seen two seasons here i gotta watch this this actually sounds quite funny yeah yeah yeah bro it's it is [ __ ] funny um but yeah man i was literally there just like i was thinking like like realistically you go in there right how do you reckon first of all i think i forget how long it is exactly but i'd imagine between two to four weeks usually these things last right how long do you reckon you can and i'm talking there is worldies there everything there how long do you reckon you could last if you were in a single position like you were going in there you're one of them put your eye put your mind in one of them you you i think i would last the whole way really you did do no nut november i think i could do it i feel like these don't have much going for them so they only just like [ __ ] i need to [ __ ] just bang you just shout i feel like that's our life dude they've got triple digit body counts and [ __ ] like yeah yeah yeah they're just born to shag well as i was born to get that [ __ ] bag baby yeah and to be fair at the end yeah you could get that bag so do you genuinely think you could walk in there and not lips anymore and and chip you have to remember we're not just talking about sally from down the road yeah we're talking about insta baddies i could do it i could probably do it yeah i could probably i could most likely do it if the opportunity was there that maybe i would most likely do it yeah i would achieve possible greatness because you wouldn't port them or not even important you can't even lips them you can't even i think i would be all right i think i could do it no problem if they come over the longest you've been without ages yep 25 years that don't count bro that don't count no but for serious i think i could do it no problem honestly would just put my hand up and say do not talk to me nobody you need to con you need to make an emotional connection when you're there yeah they can make an emotional connection with his [ __ ] hand boom yeah that hand do be do be busting though i'll just make an emotional connection to a man oh you just switch on yeah i'll pretend you're this is my boy listen like i'll just be like boom like bro like i love you you know like i'm creating like you go in there and everyone thinks that like everyone's going for like guys and girls and you're just like yo i'm going to switch it up because i'm feeling like you guys because i'm feeling homosexual right now i'm a whisper to him like bro this is all a ploy you know like it's a rumble it's a russell okay i'm not gay but right now on this show i'm gay for you boom we make a mad connection homosexual broskies yeah all the girls don't bother with me because they think i'm gay yeah next thing you know me and [ __ ] michael walking out there with a serious bag yo guess what see you later ghosts me and big muscly mike yeah and if i've got a stroke him off one time for a quick 100k it's no problem no that's the thing you don't even need to because the whole point of the show is not meant to struggle and even if i needed to i got 26 years of experience of stroking it so he's probably gonna like think he's gonna not quick yeah it's gonna be done i'll i'll do a 20-second number on him he'll be like damn boy you're hitting different you know that's such a good tactic man man i'm surprised no one has employed that on that is a good tattoo like you could do that if you're if you're just trying to get the bag man like no one can hate you just go in there try and secure somebody and then right at the end when they're like and the winner of too hot to handle season 25 is chippo crimes thank you guys thank you thank you oh my god oh i want gym on my muscles your gym is hurting you're stretching i was gonna say something do you reckon there's like a pill you can so you know we've got bagger and [ __ ] yeah gets the dick up and there's stuff that can also help like get horny whatever is there anything it's called increasing your libido yeah yeah is there anything that can nullify that like yes yeah like antidepressants i think um well i was thinking just maybe something more concentrated on the libido like oh like just they just focus so imagine like you go there and you know you're going on and you just whack a couple of these pills and it makes you just it makes your horniness go you'll probably you'll probably just smash that whole show yeah there's i i think even some girls if they go on take a certain like you know the pill like a contraceptive pill i'm pretty sure that can kill their libido as well so if i was a chick bro by god let me tell you bro i would be doing all the hacks everything that you need to lower that libido and then just secure your bag queen because guess what as soon as that show ends you stop that pill you can go on a rampage guess what now you have a hundred thousand dollars to go and port people in the bahamas if you wanted to whatever you want to point out there's a hundred thousand dollars only get to one person i'm pretty sure it goes to two people like the people that form the strongest commission i feel like the show has got like the prize money is never that much it should be more or is that like no chip i just think you're rich bro that's why you think that i think bro for real like i feel like 50 grand for one person for doing all that like they need more no yeah it's like a [ __ ] you could go on who wants to be a millionaire and just secure a quick 100 that's what i mean i feel like i feel like but to be fair like love island there are a lot of other benefits if you make it quite far it's afterwards maybe you do get this 50 grand prize but to be honest that'll be nothing when you're getting i swear the love island prize is actually 50 grand as well what for just 50 grand or 100 isn't it yeah yeah it's just 50 grand 25 if you're in between a couple by the way just so you guys know these love islanders yeah they're making 25 grand at a [ __ ] instagram post after that yeah that prize money by the way means sweet [ __ ] all all the thing guys listen listen up here if you are a future love island contestant this is what you want to do you want to get in there and the whole aim is to be on there for the longest time doing the most outrageous [ __ ] but still being semi-loved by the world because and the reason why is that the aim is to stay on there as long as possible that way you uh accumulate the most amount of instagram followers because ultimately that's all that [ __ ] matters the 50 grand that you win at the end it means sweet [ __ ] hole okay it's the same way that x factor winners the people that win x factor never actually cake it okay because nobody gives a [ __ ] it's the people that don't win x factor that absolutely bang it but the fact is they're in there for the longest and they've accumulated a fan base so if you go out early doors in love island you've had the biggest thinker possible you've come away with no money and you've also been in there for hardly any time right if you if you manage to stay in there for the longest period of time even if you're not that light or you don't got a girlfriend or it's all just a bit [ __ ] in there for you it doesn't make a difference because people will remember your face and therefore you are worth a lot of money when you come out of the villa okay so that so that's my that's my pro tip right there has anybody ever done like a youtuber who wants to be a millionaire i remember i did one back in the day but it was when i was a fifa youtuber it's called who wants to be a fifa millionaire right now how does it look i remember like i had gibber on early doors that this is oh you this was your series it's my series yeah that's like when me and gibbon were like blowing up through fifa yeah i give one there now that's like questions like about fifa i'd be like ronaldo has a second in form and messi has a second information which card came first oh i would go for the messi and four well i have [ __ ] no idea now [ __ ] sake i wish no but it was it was fun to be fair there's a lot of [ __ ] like good questions i was like i'm in a side note what like a proper woman in like a studio and [ __ ] nah that it's still well wasn't it wasn't it we could say they did oh it wasn't that was weaker so it wasn't yeah that was that maybe not maybe it'll be that'll be my main channel come back he wants to be saying just do like game shows and what you win in the end is you will win a mail if someone of your intelligence comes on but it will be monopoly monopoly money i'm not actually getting a real money no you know what maybe i'll give you a million pounds worth of shares in in my new company oh wow that would be really generous of you which is good it doesn't sound like fraud at all no it's going bankrupt you will be receiving nothing yeah you'll start up a new company you big fraud um so yeah uh that's my thought anyways go watch two what they're too hot to handle management i'm gonna i might actually think about watching when i get in there's some total bell ends on there like they always get you know how just in life there's always that guy that is that the hipster one they tell i'm so spiritual and all this stuff but re secretly just a [ __ ] sag do you know what i mean he just says that because he knows that's what girls want to hear like yeah i'm really spiritual like i meditate three to four times a day like i do this this and and you know i'm in my head i'm thinking you're such a [ __ ] waffler but let me tell you mate you are on a different level because all these birds here want to pork you because they think you're spiritual and that you're saving yourself guys just figured out the game like that's what it is he's a different spiritual energy than us yeah he is being figured out we're just slacking and losing we're falling behind we're we're we're playing checkers he's playing chess he's bro he's playing [ __ ] 4d chess like [ __ ] has gone crazy he's playing fortnite yeah he's playing fortnite though we're playing cod four yeah that's the levels that's the level yeah he's editing on you he's he's editing is that what it is you're stuck in his box he's boxed you box like a fish bro that's what you're saying before there's this kid like fortnight that like whenever you control the player and he's he bang he was banging on twitter a bit because every time he'd be building and you get a player and he box him and he goes oh bugs like fish what would be some other like 4d chess moves to like secure a girl that you are interested in i'm just trying to think right now man like oh i remember watching one on tick tock okay it's from this movie and i can't remember it might it might be like ryan reynolds i really might have got the actor wrong here some big actor um and he he's he's a girl walk in and it was something like he'll say her name and say that but he'll say the wrong name and they'll go to him and be like oh oh you know jody yeah my name's jordy or whatever i'm not jody sorry the idea about around it was like that he would make her think that he dated a girl that looks like her the same attractiveness as her oh my god it was sick but i'm explaining it so poorly compared to how good it was in the film clip so what let's say let's say this girl she's on the tesco aisle she's in the ice cream aisle right now yeah and i go up and um they're like hi you've already sally hi sally hi sally and she goes i'm not uh sorry my name's not sally i'm not i'm not sally and you go oh sorry you look just like my ex sally what was it what's your name sorry and she goes oh actually and then the idea was you he made it seem that i think i think it was he made it seem he broke up with her yeah yeah then it creates in her head that he dated a similar looking level like attractiveness yeah and he broke up with her so she isn't even you know very maybe worthy of that yeah yeah it's not like he's going through heartbreak it's more like he was there like yeah and i'm looking for someone else attractive yeah i wish i remember the name of the film but it was people are gonna comment anyway because i know people are going to remember this but by the way uh by the way just so you know all this sort of [ __ ] only works if you're attractive i also only watch some [ __ ] movies yeah it's why it don't work i try but it's so funny because okay so that was let's say you might have it wrong you might have the actor on but let's just say it is ryan reynolds okay yeah so it's ryan is obviously a very very attractive guy right anywhere right somebody says that the girls obviously like oh right okay wow this guy's interested right okay that's really nice okay now take some clap donny yeah rocks up saying like hi are you selling she goes uh yeah no sorry just turns her back and walks away that's how it goes normally it's true you do have to be a you know reasonably decent looking yeah yeah it's true though like it's so funny what like attract what how difference how much of a difference being attractive makes in scenarios there was actually one girl that she posted a video about her previously she was there like uh and she was really overweight and she was just there like you know she she wasn't very attractive to to put it quite bluntly um and uh and she went through this transformation she lost a lot of weight it took a lot of weight off her face and now she's a relatively attractive person and she was literally talking about something called pretty privilege have you heard about prison privilege yeah i think i have so it's the premises obviously that attractive people end up getting a lot of sort of just like legs up in life where other people wouldn't get them and how being attractive is actually makes life ten times easier and she was saying i agree yeah and she would say what's that for guys as well yeah no sorry this is this is just a girl's thing but also this is the same for guys i guess but um yeah the girl the girl was there like you got there's no one big thing that you notice um when you're pretty it's all the small things that you end up noticing that starts going your way like these small things where you might get told oh no it's this instead of someone saying no sorry we don't have that anymore uh in stock or whatever uh someone says oh let me go and let me go and source it for you yeah you know what i mean like it's small things in life that you notice before you just just things wouldn't go your way and then everything instead of people telling you no they're now trying to help you does that make sense because they find you attractive and they want to spend time with you and they want to talk to you because you're an attractive person i just thought that was really interesting yeah no that is true to eva like [ __ ] that is a big thing i see that on tiktok as well [ __ ] me we mentioned it so much for that yeah these days but yeah no it's a proper thing isn't it it's pretty privileged yeah like you get away like okay let's say even you get to a hotel yeah the guy behind the thing or let's say the girl let's put it in a guy's point of view right so there's a girl before you rock up you're looking [ __ ] class you've just got a little chest pump on your your jaw is looking chiseled you've just trimmed your beard you're looking [ __ ] a1 right you walk up and she's finds you super attractive she might go she might have one room that she can upgrade someone to right she's going to give it to the guy or the guy that she finds attractive or yeah probably at least you've got a much higher chance of it being you yeah you're not sure for sure so you start noticing in life like these little things start going your way um but that's just that's just [ __ ] life like at the end of the day like people people want to complain about it i don't think you complain about it's just [ __ ] life if you're complaining about that [ __ ] then you're just coming up with an excuse there's no excuse there's no issue that's just life understandable naturally you just gotta go with that [ __ ] though you've gotta go with it some people are gonna get blessed with the goat genetics and yes or not you know and guess what they'll find certain things in life that easier but who knows maybe they get more creeps maybe they get people that are like you know stop them and send them weird messages more than you like you know what i mean so that's just [ __ ] life i do find it weird when when people love to come up with a little excuse as to why they're like oh she only got it because she was pretty well that's just [ __ ] up it is true why do you give a [ __ ] like you can't change that she's got it you now can't take it away from her and she's still pretty so you can keep you can have a sound super salty and holding this big l or you can just go out and do your own [ __ ] yeah you can be successful and do all this crazy [ __ ] or or if if you're not in the best shape and you say hey i want a little bit of that then get to the gym start putting on how much do you value this you know you you looking good you're being in shape whatever like get a good facial routine going on you know work it out moisturize yeah do your eyebrows up whatever there's a lot of [ __ ] we could have done your eyebrows i've had them done once and [ __ ] hurts man bro i've never had it done because i've got eyebrows as it is it hurt too much i never did it again like it was [ __ ] really what did they do they pluck it out or yeah they did the plucking one is it the thread because i've seen those videos in the threading isn't that where it goes out of the skin i don't know bro i'd like to try it yeah i know it hurts but it's still it's not for long really so what you wouldn't do you want to do it i'll give it a go god you gotta try it i've never actually tried that look if the ladies can jump up there and have the eyebrows threaded needle whatever it is then what's to say [ __ ] chip of crimes you know alpha male you know masculine the you know there's [ __ ] statues of me around this country i think there's one outside of wembley actually yeah exactly if you guys look around the back west i think it's what is it 400 yep they got a statue of me at brown shoreditch like i am i'm renowned you are you are well renowned you know you know what people do now they tattoo their eyebrows on you seen that oh [ __ ] man i have seen that yeah um [ __ ] why do they do that though is it it's because then they don't have to do their eyebrows so what they do is they like tattoo it on and then they draw it on isn't it also because the girls like back in the day in school used to put their eyebrows so much to get them super thin that they've literally plucked their eyebrows they've fought their eyebrows i've heard about that yeah i think you might be actually spot on without that people used to do that because they were yeah back then that was like the fashion yes i have really thin eyebrows and now it's i think it might be the other way around or something like that about the big like sleeky things the sneaky boys but you and me i'm looking at your eyebrows right now you got nice arrows my bad you got good eyebrows i mean you were [ __ ] vibing baby yeah i do get a man about 100 always oh really so always come hairy guy yeah you know that i got hair i got hair growing on my shoulders yeah bro you're like wolverine yeah yeah i genuinely have so obviously hair will grow down the middle here yeah you're meant to pluck it so it it it stays hairless for longer yeah but bro i just whip out the phillips and i go you just give it a quick thing you can't even see it decision maybe i'm like i'm like they're like giving it a little quick skin fade videos and you're just growing that out bro bro if i grew this out i genuinely think it would look like a full-on man really do you reckon you could produce like let me not shave it for maybe two years and it'll be a monorail wait two years old eyebrows glow grow slowly don't oh don't i don't know bro i remember one time back in the day i had a friend called noah noah uh this is like back in manchester my mates all like they had a party whatever and they almost had like a little sleepover or whatever and whilst he was sleeping they just shaved one of his eyebrows off bro yeah my mate matty shaved no this guy knows eyebrow and like that was it they never spoke again that was really like it was the friendship just crumbled there he was fuming i think he got up and tried to like fight everyone it's mad i would you would have to you'd have to throw something like some sort of hands or like like a vaz at their forehead if that happens [ __ ] the first ever time i went to a festival yeah this is another noah story yeah okay my name is from noah's ark is it no no and it's not no it's no other youtuber this is my manchester friends and um so my mate noah and dean first time at a festival they must their [ __ ] hammer and they start scrapping like they start arguing in the middle of the global gathering it's muddy rainier spot and and [ __ ] scratch they're shouting at each other and dean just has a full bottle of coke and he just launches it at noah's head and it just bounces off the side of his head and he turns right it's like a [ __ ] like nearly knocked him out he turns around they just run at each other and he's scrapping in the mud and everyone just gathered round watch them and they're just [ __ ] really are they mates now i know yeah yeah yeah to be fair like yeah but i'll just watch you like yeah this is this ain't nice they just square it up i'm just up there like let's be back to it if you're standing up before us the classic [ __ ] like that's just where that is like 50 kg and i just didn't have the muscles didn't i didn't have the facilities for a vessel that's unreal two two of your mate scrapping what do you have to do then you just like tell them both like relax well i was shouting from a distance i sat down on a bench sat down like 50 meters away like come on lads you're better than this sailors peppered like and you've got donuts just like cheering them on i'm just like yeah but eventually i think they both got tired they both knackered yeah it was good though mud fights you know what you know what makes me uncomfortable i've seen it at a festival once as well there's two chicks fighting you ever seen that [ __ ] bro it's so [ __ ] happens in america a lot where they're pulling off weebs oh bro that one comes off and then they're holding on to nothing because they've just got a wig in their hand yeah and then the other chick just completely bald yeah yeah yeah and they're just squaring it out those those viral videos when they lose or weave that's when they go [ __ ] sick yeah that's it then it's like game on yeah that's good energy that could flow through them so you know what it's like that story well not a story but the the process of uh a mother can um lift a car of her dying child or something you know that [ __ ] oh serious cat right there i i think i agree yeah fly a flight or whatever yeah firefly the adrenaline rush the amount the amount of like um what was in it like world star videos are like like girls or women scrapping is nuts i love them really like you haven't seen them once where they come in and the girls working at mcdonald's she's on a shift and they'll start scrapping they're scrapping throwing each other around no one the [ __ ] milkshake machine's broke it's because there's a lot right through it it's outrageous man it's crazy i love it see you guys scotty just it's just weird in it that you're never going to see a ko so you know you're not you're not going to be you know what i'd love to see like a proper kale have you watched them slap competitions where they [ __ ] put their chalk on and then they and they come like they bring their hand up from the [ __ ] north pole why is that why is this why is that a sport like what what's going on how's that wasn't logan paul entered into a tournament for it and then the issue was that he then realized he had his jj fight coming up so he couldn't participate in the slapping tweet i remember he was gonna go to russia and participate in this slapping tournament and i tell you what may it look so brutal i don't understand how you don't get like permanent brain damage from somebody i know i've seen it the compilations are sad and when you watch them in slow mo and you just see what happens to the face like not for me yeah and you see like the they don't talk about it there but like some of these guys are getting hospitalized and what they do is someone stands behind them because the amount of like knockouts that happen are ridiculous so they're just there to catch them when they knock out when they get knocked out that's savage that's actually the same do you think do you reckon okay zombie apocalypse boom happens tomorrow do you reckon you could survive what would you what would you what would you first do okay so you're walking down the street you're going home tomorrow um you're going home to wherever you live yeah okay you see a zombie oh but you just like you see someone acting really weird okay doing some weird [ __ ] like in sean of dead he eats a bird and he looks like a zombie but you just sing some crack and [ __ ] right yeah you get it you bang on the news you see it's everywhere happening see you and you know it's true because you just saw it on the street and you know there's some nearby yeah so you're hungry so what is your first action what do you generally first do okay who you calling what's the plan what are you going where are you going okay um first of all i'm going home right but how are you going to get to scotland without no no no i'm going back to my flat no you're already you've just got back to your flight bro you turn on the news at your flat oh oh oh oh i'm sorry i'm sorry now you've got the plan here right most the thing is you're probably going to want to get to your parents right or something no but at the same time you can't you actually can't because they live too far yeah i'm yeah i'm not gonna you don't have a car so what's your plan and you don't want them to die do you know what though do you know what could be a serious shout though surely is me actually getting in the car getting on the motorway and genuinely jetting it to the most remote area of the uk which would be scotland i could do a little stop off yeah but you've got to remember you've just probably gotten and seen all this [ __ ] happening you don't know how long it's been happening you could be late you could get to the first motorway that's closest to your house and it could be [ __ ] rammed with zombies so you don't know that for a stop okay and like it could no not even zombies it could just be around with everyone oh because everyone's trying to escape yeah right yeah good point if you live in london you'll want to get out of london yeah okay so that's so you probably too dense here yeah you know you don't own a helicopter no [ __ ] what you do have is a rooftop like you could stay in your room no that's pointless because they'll just come in from another room yeah they could so that's risky yeah you'd have to leave london yeah you'd have to leave london like would you think your flight is a safe spot do you think they could get in my flat but people can get it but the problem is you have to leave at some point don't you because you do need to go get food yeah yeah so what where are you going i'm going to the wilderness i'm going i'm i've got to get out and for someone like you with no car yeah what is actually yours i'll break into a car and just jump in someone's work what a night hot wire it i'll google how to hot wow yeah no i wouldn't blame it yeah genuinely seriously if i saw that i'd 100 go and take someone's car off the street i would literally steal anyone's car first car see i'd steal it yeah yeah yeah you have to bro yeah like is it either you or like what what you're doing about weapons because we live in the uk right and obviously we know zombies we know zombies a shot to the brain will do a little number but no guns we don't really have any guns what we doing how are we getting a gun where can we get a gun i don't know you can't get a gun we're not gonna get one my granddad's got gun you could go to the police station try and find the firearms you know because the police will just bang you up anyways would you or is it no the police are going to probably be gone but i swear it's all in like locked places in the police you're gonna spend a [ __ ] five hours trying to unlock the thing or whatever i mean you could probably get in if you've got enough for you right now i don't know if you're going to be buying some steel door yeah of course bro yeah yeah they're not just going to have a [ __ ] gun lying around in this place no but our police station's just 24 7. so it's not like a case would have to have it behind a steel door because there's always people there i think legally they have to or you go down to the evidence room because there's not go always going to be they're probably the dartmouth steel door for that kind of [ __ ] i'm pretty sure they don't no they must do it's evidence they got now but otherwise everyone will just rock in and just [ __ ] up some evidence yeah maybe but anyway that's probably the only place you could get a gun maybe you could go on threat in a police office and say just get all the guns out or maybe we could just say look me and you we're probably going to diet let's just get the concussions you and me both let's get going and get them i don't know man i don't know what i would do i'd be interested what do you the people listening what were you guys actually genuinely doing i think that would be a crazy [ __ ] time because you'd like to think you know we're not on athletic we're not whatever you'd like to we we've seen we played a lot of shooting games okay i'm i'm on my couch i don't know really you like to know you like to think that you know it's like driving games they always say that if you're good at forza you're gonna you can control she reckon yeah it's so funny though you know how it's a meme like how like oh yeah all these kids playing cod think that they can actually use real guns i i i don't think i could actually go to war i don't think i would go 16-0 in the battlefield no i don't think that no i don't know if i could kill a couple dons do you actually think you have it in you to kill someone if it came down to it yeah like life or death i think we all have it i think i think we all have it in us yeah it will affect you like crazy afterwards but if it comes down to it yeah life or death you know what scares me one night it would be um actually stabbing someone because that is like you can i feel like you're going to feel it on your own hand like you've got the knife and you can feel it going through the bones or the spleen or whatever that is disgusting yeah if you've got the gun you've shot it but you know it's a bit less of an attachment it's like an attachment you probably you know maybe even do more damage less so much whatever but still it's not like you feel it yeah i would the idea of being stabbed or stabbing someone is i think that's my worst fear yeah yeah that is that like the worst way to die all right what about what about if it's you so it's you and someone else okay and let's say that someone else is a close friend okay okay okay so let's say me and you yeah okay me and you yeah and at the end like we're both here and we're like only one of us can make it right what what's the situation though like for only one of us to be able to make it that means like maybe i'm injured or you're injured and you can't and i'm slowing you down yeah i would ask you to kill me really i'd probably have to ask you to kill me really yeah because because if at least one of us can live like but you you're not gonna i'm i've i broke my leg bro yeah okay and we're in a little bit of a safe house right now i've got a broken leg there's a bunch of zombies outside we can probably get past but not with someone with a broken leg because you can't carry me okay okay these zombies they got decent speed but it's like a slow jog that's what they do slow josh yeah so if you're squat joggers no problem bro they'll never catch you but they're slow joggers yeah so if you got me on your back i'm probably probably done out so i'm gonna have to say i'm gonna say bro just just [ __ ] it and go all right we need food we ain't got enough food yeah and we're both looking at each other we got we ain't got no food literally the only thing we have left here is each other and human instincts and all that to survive but i think at that point i'd be so scarred afterwards that it wouldn't have been [ __ ] worth living if it's just me and you and i've not got anywhere else to go anyway yeah i think i'll describe a permit and hope that i've got something else coming afterwards in afterlife yeah yeah yeah god look at me bro look what i've done for my boy right we've got one bullet and this is what i never understand in films right they got one bullet yeah they always go we got one bullet what do we do [ __ ] me line up do a collateral you're [ __ ] morons yeah just have your mate stand behind you and just shoot yourself in the head and do a double whammy but why would you want to kill two people at once no well let's say we're in a shed zombies are all piling outside every corner there's no way me and you are getting out but we've got a gun with one bullet that's what i'm saying you don't want to get eaten alive because you're actually for your mad pain yeah mad pain so what we'll do is we'll line up next to each other you go behind me i'll go in front and i'll get the bullet you're not going to scrap to the death at least you went out with like mad life no we'll go out together bro we'll be like and you'll just hold on to my shoulders like it's macarena and i'll just go back and we'll just bob be dead light work all them zombies are like yeah i'm getting some flesh alive well they're still getting their flesh they just don't have to put yeah they'll be fuming anyways because they'll get through and they'll be like how have we just gone to all this effort to break in and we've got two of the skinniest guys here they ain't got nothing i'll be like [ __ ] hold that bro i've got nothing on these quads yeah yeah i ain't run once in my life enjoy that one here we go um we are going to do the you know we always get this little point in the shirt factor cat baby and this time it's you now i did actually lose last time what did you what score you did get something i did really well came down to the final question oh yeah it was four free wasn't it four so here we go are you ready i'm always ready baby here we go during the apollo 17 mission wow a space one ship no because i don't know about this one during the apollo 17 mission one of the astronauts had a severe allergic reaction to the dust found on the surface of the moon factor cap huh crazy because i don't actually know about the apollo 17 mission that would mean that someone in the suit has broken there's a hole in the suit somewhere for a start right yeah yeah no shooting oxygen either that uh one of the astronauts had a severe allergic to the dust found on the surface or did they bring something into the spaceship and then in the spaceship they got a severe that's the possibility that this could be an either way because i just don't know about the mission i'm gonna say that it was false you would say cap you're saying you're saying that calfresia is capping i'm gonna say that's cap i'm just gonna say it's cap it is in fact a fact someone had an a severe allergic reaction to the dust found on the surface of the moon i don't know what exactly that severe allergic reaction is but as it can't be worth it maybe it's just a little heavy but it she knows i've got an itchy nose right now so i'll be into my nose as well that's crazy how do we know it's from the dust that's a great question i'm sure they pref they did some sort of medical research on it but now that we're talking about it but my nose is so itchy i can't stop thinking about it you know that we talked about an allergic reaction in my nose maybe a little bit of pollen got stuck in the [ __ ] you know the spacecraft on the way up yeah and then they're they're feeling like when they open the door when they were back in florida a little bit of pollen snuck in they've gone back in and from the moon they've just encountered that little bit of um you know i'm in a severe allergic reaction oh it's survey oh oh okay so nearly dying all right here we go next up that means the moon ain't a good place would you go to the moon yeah absolutely it's cheese anyways bro here we go uh human hair human hair human hair human facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body i gotta think about my own body here the facial hair um just trying to think about the pubic hair i was gonna say what about them pubes though that [ __ ] does grow fast man but my mustache will also grow as fast and i have to keep on i have to keep on stopping my facial hair like quite a bit yeah even though it's not that but to be fair it's never hairy because there's always on top of it so hmm but does it grow faster than the hair on the head this is tough bro so far i'm gonna say i'm gonna say cap you're gonna say cap all right that one is in fact a fact your facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body why won't we walk it just felt too obvious yeah i know i know here we go a group of jellyfish is called a school a school of jellyfish fact that is in fact cat it is called a smack of jellyfish i've never heard that in my life oh [ __ ] hell get a look at the smack of jellyfish over there sounds like someone sounds like gary from carpenter's arms yeah [ __ ] that's a smack of jellyfish over there all in three right now i need to get everything right to win yeah here we go your back's against the wall will you pull it out a rhinoceros horn is made from metal cap it's got to be it nah but wait let me just think here because i've been doing quite bad answering straight away let me just think for a second okay rhinoceros horn it is like a [ __ ] unit isn't it but like what i don't think like there's is there anything in this in this world that's alive that has metal part of them yes like what i swear what's the name of the thingy that has that bulletproof skin and it's got like elements of metal in it is it an armadillo could be that lad pretty sure that's bulletproof stab proof actually [ __ ] but is it made of metal i think it's got metal elements in it is that what you're saying here is this metal elements or is it made of metal because it's two very big different things there well according to this they said is it made of metal so when you see that there is metal in the [ __ ] horn no but i'm talking like it's made of metal like you know like something it's obvious it's evidently not [ __ ] uh a big shiny mess that's what i mean elements to it oh that's that's different though i have no [ __ ] idea if it's got metal elements well that's the whole point of the game bro i'm gonna say this cap it is cap of rhinoceros horn doesn't have metal element element sorry a rhinoceros it's fact isn't it you're gonna say it's facts but i'm saying it is cap thank god it is cap it is made of hair and i have no idea if an armadillo has metal elements about i was just waffling bastard all right here we go orangutans have stronger bones than humans oh an orangutan this is a tough one because you know how strong like monkeys orangutans like gorillas are then primal donnies but i couldn't tell you if they're stronger bones i feel like i'd whack a gorilla have we evolved into strong if you put gorilla if you put gorilla arm in front of me i feel like i could snap it you've lost your damn mind who gave this man a drink no no if i [ __ ] put my elbow through that [ __ ] have that you little rat gorilla sorry gorilla yeah it's a bit bigger than a rat um nah this is a super hard one [ __ ] um you'd like to imagine they do but have we evolved beyond that to the point where we actually are stronger that's what i'm saying look we we are evolutions calcium baby we do have strong bones um but i'm just trying to picture it an orangutan yeah maybe it's got all that muscle and fat and it's big but his bones could be weak as [ __ ] it's all right it's orangutan bro you never know i'm gonna take i'm gonna say i'm gonna say that um they do have stronger bones as a fact orangutans have stronger bones than humans is cap humans have stronger buzzing orangutans around 50 of them have fractured bones due to falling out of trees on a regular basis yeah if we [ __ ] fell out of trees but yeah anyways that orangutans are suffering now i've lost them at a while but i've got to try and scrub crazy because right now you've only got one right and even that you almost changed last second but i didn't so i was right here we go dead skin makes up for about a billion tons of dust in the earth's atmosphere i'll read that again dead skin makes up for about a billion one billion tons of dust in the earth's atmosphere in fact that's a whole lot of dust wait billion million tons yeah but you can't measure like someone like that in the earth's atmosphere that's the whole world man it's too hard to do it how much do you reckon dust weighs bro that i know i know and now we're talking a billion tons like i just i just know i'm gonna say kevin for some reason it's gonna be [ __ ] facts i just hate these ones you know what i'm gonna say i'm just gonna do it bro i'm gonna say it no bro why is wrong with you you're serious no i can't go all in seven like you did that one time i cannot do it i've already got one right i've already got one right so look worst case scenario you say something and you embarrass yourself a billion tons is just too crazy though a billion times is too crazy like too crazy how much elephant weigh i don't know probably like two tons give me like an example of one ton just help me out here come on give me an example one ton is like a thousand kilos okay like well i've got a couple of cars in there well so f1 car raised like what 450 kilometers no look a fully grown bear is a ton now you need a billion bears okay okay now we're talking serious numbers what i can work with now okay how many bears that are on the planet how many bears are there how many bears are on how many bears are on the planet brother this is outrageous how many bears exist total total total account total back population please right now here we go bts all of them all of them all we get we got the finest scientists in the world working on this one google i don't know how many bears are on the planet how many bears how many bears in new york how many buildings do you reckon on the planet two hundred thousand boundaries there you go so so that that's 230 billion wait no wait two hundred two oh it's one ton yeah so 230 000 tons 200 000 brown bears sorry yeah okay how many buildings how many buildings on the planet bro stop asking these [ __ ] weddings i'm trying to figure out wrong right so the question was what look dead skin makes up about a billion tons of dust in the earth's atmosphere cap that is in fact a fact that i [ __ ] hate my life bro it's like it's [ __ ] dead skinned bro how is it equated to a billionaire i reckon there's a key lower dead skin in this studio right now oh for god's sake right everybody next one jesus here we go japan and russia did not sign a peace treaty after world war ii so are technically still at war japan and russia in fact yeah not the same facts i don't know all right japan and russia did not sign a peace treaty after world war ii was your reasoning for it being what you said i don't need the reason i'm just a fat bro no no what's your reason what makes you think matt you can't give a reason bro surely you're just not 50 50 you can affect a cap that's not nothing russians don't like anime right then in that case you'll be absolutely spot on they are technically still at war fan dabby dosie okay wow oh wow let's have a little look-see here what do we have on the menu oh what's that how was that no yeah yeah so yeah that's it you're done you you got toasted though okay that's a holiday don't don't listen listen nothing's gonna top the hall of fame as zero and seven bro i actually went one and six after var review i went one and six okay anyways we're moving on to the next stage of the podcast guess what it is chip relationship advice no it's life advice today baby come on all right we have a fella here named michael michael michael said all right fellas basically have too much stuff i want to do i'm going into my third year at uni i'm doing a sports massage course on top of that i'll be uh i'll uh sorry on top of that that'll help with my uni and getting a job further down the line i'm trying to learn korean because i want to go traveling uh there and i've just got my first job hate being bored so need to always be busy but how does one balance it i'll be honest with you man i don't really understand alex i think he's trying to no i think he's trying to say like how does he balance all the [ __ ] that he wants to do he wants to learn a language he wants to go to korea he's doing his sports massage course he wants to go uni i've actually just jumped on urban massage right now to orders just reminding me okay so yeah so you're ordering uh a massage right now what you need to do there is i just i think you need to find tune and pinpoint what are your true desires at the moment and what are like i know those are all of his uh okay so [ __ ] likes you've got you got some time on this planet right what yeah he's only at third point what needs to be done now what's going to help now is it is learning korean the most important thing to do right now if are you going to korea in six months if so then probably gonna need to learn it now are you going in a few years if so you got some time so for me you need to prioritize more yeah you need to figure out whenever it comes to being busy prioritize okay so you've got your you're doing your third year at uni prioritize that because guess what the moment you get that you don't have to worry about it you've got your degree you've got whatever you want boom you put that to the side it's sorted right next up you want to learn korean all right let's do that after uni it's going to take too much time learning a language is hard learning a language language like korean is even harder so we do that afterwards then you've just said you've got your first job well you can handle a job and uni at the same time so let's do both of those at the same time let's leave korean for after and not only that but if you do want to go traveling like you said you want to go to korea and you want to go spend some time there well guess what learning korea in korea will be the best way to learn korean so okay there you go um that was good advice yeah for sure man you just got to prioritize a lot of stuff in life confusion i feel like he's going to watch this and be like not [ __ ] helped me at all boys well here here's the [ __ ] help sack off korean until you sorted out your uni once your uni is finished then you can chuck in until you've got like a cemented plan that where you are physically booked the tickets or you know you're going then focus on it then you do it okay next up got a fella his name his name is peter oh my gosh peter peter's had a hell of here oh no peter hasn't held her but he's got a tough you got a tough one here my pal is choosing to see his misses for the final and not come out with the lads that is [ __ ] awful that is disgraceful i'm sorry no no i'm being genuinely serious with this assuming your mate your pal is uh actual football fan and is genuinely interested in football there should be no reason why you don't spend the entire day with your friends who also absolutely love football to come together for one of the greatest moments and also if the the lady in this relationship is the one it's the one pushing for him to be with her over the [ __ ] final sack her off because she should understand the love for football and the fact that england have only made it to the euro finals first time well this is the first final since exit we've never even been in the euro final facts here we go next up another fella right there's a lot of fellas here they're really tuned in um he's saying what's his name for us um his name is carl oh cow carl carl carl says i want to go into a career within finance investment banking specifically and it requires lots of my time to learn everything this summer uh though to around february and that's when internships and things like that open in the world of investment banking jobs um uh sorry in the world of investment banking jobs uh they come primarily through internships the big decision i face is i have to spend a lot of my time doing a lot of prep for these internships and sometimes i have to sack off time with my mate none who uh none who have any sort of desire for a career in the future is it worth to keep going and strive towards a career even though it means i won't spend any much time near your with my friends uh nearly this guy's written it weird so it's doing my [ __ ] head anymore but i think i know what he's saying he's saying does he prioritize that's um well it'd be good it'd be good if you could somehow get a balance and i feel like you're still i feel like still i feel like no matter you're making it sound kind of ultimatum where you only have one choice here you can do you can really pursue this and break through and be good at it and have a good career yeah and you can still see them it's complete caffeine you can't you can take if it's even one day out of every fortnight you know you just go dedicated four hours five even even just go for half a day and with the mates that's that's enough that's fine that is and they should respond investment banking yeah they should respect it uh in investment banking when you actually do get the job and you get the internship i promise you then you'll truly understand what having no life is the people that are involved in that you genuinely won't have a choice you might have about 12 hour work days but it's [ __ ] you are done for them the friends that we have that have worked in those kind of industries those kind of you know canary wolf jobs will come yeah it's not a fun life but it's a lot of money but it ain't a fun life yeah so i mean look if that's what you want to do first of all understand what's involved in it good luck fella yeah that's all good i'm sure you'll make the bread and you'll have a good life here we go all right we got another one this one's from a felon named um samuel all right this guy's actually a very similar one he says one thing i struggle uh with uh with is finding balance between work studying and gym um and just sort of going out on the booze essentially i find it hard to say no when people ask me to come out i do uh sometimes but i always get roasted for being boring by my mates so just wonder if you guys have any advice for juggling grinding and having fun it's an interesting one you got there's this book that i read that reeve put me on it's somewhat about stoics i can't remember the exact exact title and one of the main excerpts from the book was about saying no yeah you are in control of like your whole life you say no because you you got [ __ ] to do you got substitute and you shouldn't really care about what anybody else says because that's not you controlling your own life you're letting your life be dictated and controlled by other thoughts about you yeah do you want that no if you don't want to go out are you really going to go out just because like one don thinks you're boring yeah that is such a [ __ ] way to live isn't it yeah like if you've got [ __ ] to do get the [ __ ] [ __ ] done and just not go out next weekend just say i'll be out next weekend yeah and i'll get my [ __ ] done tonight and trust me i've been there because i've been to the point where uh i i ended up having the balance the other way and i always wanted to go out my mates wouldn't necessarily call me boring i was calling the other people boring so it's one of those things where it's like you have to find that balance and the hardest part is actually saying no and then maybe you go on instagram and you see that all your mates are having a [ __ ] class all the time and you're there like oh yeah but i'm stuck inside but you have to understand the choice that you may made doesn't necessarily have a direct benefit to you in the now but over time all that time that you said no to things all that time you decided to miss out on that party you'll be worth it now it's super important again like we said to have that balance if you find yourself saying no all the time and you don't get to see your friends very often that's going to take a really bad like so i have a really negative impact on your mental health um and because this whole we've spoken about it last time on this podcast about how this whole grinding mentality is actually extremely [ __ ] toxic and a load of [ __ ] um so do keep that in mind and you know if your mates are calling you boring for going out that's just because your mates are [ __ ] sour that they're not getting up to anything interesting but um yeah man just you find the balance and the way you find that is get the [ __ ] done that you want to do and then also plan ahead so you say on saturday or on sunday or maybe it's a tuesday i'm going to dedicate this day to doing something with my friends 100 and you do it in advance you sort out an advantage now you're right like the mentality that like does i always see um again back to tiptop but obviously tit-tots from like older people and it's always like if i had advice and i could give it to myself in my 20s and now i'm in my 30s it'll be enjoy yourself so like you said that it is good to absolutely grind your [ __ ] tits off but at the same time it's all about the balance because if you can't miss your 20s men you can't but you do also want to achieve and that's life's biggest problem in the end trying to because 20s is the point where you're becoming an adult you've got to try and actually achieve your goals but at the same time you're still super young so you want to be going out and getting upset enjoy it at a festival yeah we [ __ ] get it so i do it but at the same time just just try and find a balance don't become a complete bomb yeah do work but just find a balance yes for sure because let me tell you about it everyone's balance is different as well by the way isn't it yeah for sure but you and me both been through it it's like there's times where you you go out and you're out all the time and let me tell you i wouldn't change those for the [ __ ] what was i was i popping on youtube was i was you know super productive when it came to writing no i was at an all-time low in terms of productivity but let me tell you all that kind of [ __ ] because but at the same time you're just thinking yeah i've got the money in the bank i'm chilling i can come back and yeah you're having a sick time but at the same time your career is is dwindling a little bit yeah but then if you understand the you know the whole balancing you come back and you realize [ __ ] okay you'll get a hold of me let me i can still go out but you know what [ __ ] i need to be working a bit yeah yeah yeah yeah i need to be working on weekdays and the weekend i'll go out just like i was in a 9-5 but you know you always need to be doing that extra bit yeah it's true man for sure all right the next one we've got now this one's a little bit of life slash relationship actually this one's an interesting one this one's from a felita her name is her name is uh francesca francesca francesca said should i buy a flat with my boyfriend after being official for seven months no no that's a [ __ ] really bad idea really bad idea rent a flat maybe if you want rent it for a year whatever even then i would say moving in with someone that's early doors bro i said you gotta give it a year and then you move in with someone also here here's a great one and i know not you know it's just easier said than that but to be fair and they move are they buying the she already live in this flat i mean she says buy a flat bro it sounds like they're they do they live at home or do we live i don't know but they just want to buy a flight like it doesn't matter even if you're official for seven months you're not actually not living with it don't do it no no don't do that no i think that's a big help one thing that i would highly recommend doing and even if it's just a weekend away at like a cottage somewhere is go and stay a weekend away and the best way to find out whether you really get along and like someone is spend a prolonged period of time with them and like even if you just spend them like three four five days the longer the better obviously on like a little holiday like this but you'll find out what they're truly like you know what i'm saying so because uh you'll find out all the little habits that annoy you all the little things and what tends to happen and it has happened before it's like you spend a bit of time you're actually like [ __ ] this poisonous actually [ __ ] jar i always have a little check one thing that i'll do is so if i've got you know some like you've got to miss your staying around for a bit it's early doors i'll whack on the playstation won't say anything we'll just be chilling maybe it's like the you know she's staying with her for a week or something right third day and fourth day and i'll work on the playstation at maybe like 7 p.m and i'll load up like recently been playing last of us too i'm nearly close to finishing it i'll whack it up and just start playing it and i'll see if anything's said to me like turn it off or anything if i get told to turn the console off it's lights out it's done because you need to be able to enjoy yourself and have your own time okay if you're going to be living together in a prolonged period you need to be able to be able to do whatever you know if i want to turn on a playstation on a [ __ ] thursday at 6 pm and play it just after dinner yeah i should be completely allowed to do that that's my down time i'm chilling i want to play i want to be immersed in a story and relax you can do whatever the [ __ ] you want to do yeah if you want to go on turn on the playstation that's cool yeah maybe we'll [ __ ] play together yeah but like i think that's super important because i always hear about um you always hear the stories about how um the missus going to sleep and the boys getting on yeah boys getting on mars on with yeah yeah shouldn't be like that if the donny wants to play warzone cool if the mrs wants to watch love island i'll play warzone as well like that's the relationship well it's good yeah okay if you're gonna miss around and you want to play a game i think it should be allowed but like there's like culture where it's like when there's when it misses over you're not allowed to play yeah yeah yeah and you get yeah i don't get that yeah i mean either yeah 100 especially for us our lives have been made we come up virgin game virgin gamers yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah we stayed loyal tonight virgin internet as a virgin gaming gaming bro all right our next one is another felita and her name is her name okay wait for it yeah i've got one her name is i'm trying to figure something really nice tracy tracy wow tracy tracy says i'm 18 at the end of the year and wants my own space but don't know how i would cope being on my own is it a good idea to move out p.s love you both watch the photos yeah i'm 18 at the end of the year and want my own space she knows what wait what do you so she wants to live by herself yeah uh but don't know how i would cope being on my own you'll be fine it is a bit like you know what i tell you what when i first moved out it was amazing yeah it was so like because you spent you spent 18 years in your parents house and i'm sure it's a nice experience whatever you know parents are normally for the most part you have a good time sometimes not the case but hopefully in this case it is you move out and [ __ ] it's you just step into that new flat your parents are probably even helping you move your [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah and the second they leave and they're like right i love you see you i'll see you soon hopefully come back and visit soon the second that happens and the doors close bang it's claws you [ __ ] pull out the weed you light it up you're [ __ ] kidding me what i'm saying is you're free yeah you are genuinely free and not but that's like yeah what you said it's a liberating feeling yeah and you grow up quickly you literally are like [ __ ] in the morning you wake up the day after that it is beautiful the best wake up you'll ever have because you've got new bed sheets right yeah just bought your new sheets for your new place and you've woken up hopefully in a new city yeah i remember first time i moved out of walcott or even the same city and my mine was stratford man i've gone from oldham in manchester to stratford which is not the greatest place but i've gone through a nice flight in stratford yeah i've woken up and the sun shining through i can hear the noise of buses and the trains because i'm outside westfield in stratford and i'm looking you're making western traffic sound like a road map to me bro at the time i couldn't believe it i walked into my living room and i look out and i see all the people going to work i'm like this is amazing and i was the only person living in this three bedroom in a flat at the time because ali and tobias i don't think had moved in no they hadn't yet and it was um i don't i don't i still think about that feeling sometimes the first wake up i ever had was amazing it was so good that i started drinking water only from that moment on i was like i'm changing my life i'm drinking water on it's used to drink so much coke as a kid and i moved out like 20. i started just drinking bottles of water and i ordered a [ __ ] 24 pack did that in like three days and i was like wow i don't need i even quit the caffeine it was amazing yo that's one but seriously like moving out by yourself it does sound scary um but honestly it's one of the it's also great you you'll find us that you grow up so quickly i i do think i don't understand it is more and more difficult now for people to actually move out in terms of financially because it's more and more expensive to go and rent rent places or whatever got on a property market so it is difficult but i think it's one of the best things you do and like you said you you grow up a lot and you also take on a lot of responsibility and for me i loved it i was i was used to sort of moving around and chasing changing places but when i when i lived by myself i was there like this is [ __ ] live like i loved it as well and yeah you just get your own freedom you'd have to worry about annoying anyone else like your parents whatever but at the same time you know you have more responsibility and so it just makes you feel like more of an adult and you just take that next step in life really i think moving out no yeah 100 i [ __ ] send it i send it yeah send it exactly all right we have got another felita here her name is chip um her name is susan susan said since locked down i've started to get anxious every time i leave the house which is starting to stop me from doing things but i don't know how to make myself feel better any advice love the pod she's anxiety cbd cbd gummies cbd gummies i used to whack a couple of them they're pretty good you know really do you find it actually work i i think it does not now what i use was the cbd drops okay so you get them it's like a little vial you just drop a couple of completely illegal by the way yeah yeah don't get us twisted like it's completely legal not that we would promote illegal [ __ ] anyways anyways yeah you get the um cbd drops you put them under your tongue and you let it marinate for about 60 seconds then you swallow it did you find it actually or was it a placebo effect well that's think but it doesn't matter how do i know but either way even if it was placebo i felt better yeah yeah it was working whatever was doing is working well and the reason i got it was because a bunch of my friends were saying yo the [ __ ] really good it works so you know [ __ ] maybe it is complete you know placebo or maybe it's not but i think it's good i think it works yeah it keeps you i don't know for me it was like you know when you get to that moment you just start overthinking a little bit yeah and then the overthinking goes to more thinking and then [ __ ] now you're just worrying about every [ __ ] problem that you've got yeah yeah yeah yeah it stops that completely and it keeps you more level headed that's i loved it so there you go there's one option that you can do i i think another another meditation a lot of people uh have actually suffered from similar things when it's come to uh like lockdown and stuff because obviously now going out again it sounds kind of stupid because it's just like oh man just [ __ ] go outside or whatever but a lot of people like it's a lot more difficult than most people know but um yeah there's lots of different ways that you can deal about it well like even just like again all this stuff might sound a little bit weird but you've got like breathing techniques that obviously then lends itself to like meditation doing that sort of stuff that can really help out but honestly if it's like if you would class it as like severe anxiety then it's definitely worth it like speaking to someone about it getting checked out a professional a therapist if you can go to a therapist there's a lot of online resources now so just going down that route if it is something that's a bit more severe but yeah there's always these little things that you can try out to see if they help you make feel make yourself feel a little bit better so there you have it there's a couple options for you we got you we got we got you we got you anyways that's going to actually wrap up our life advice for today guys look this one has been a good podcast we chatted about lots of bits and pieces my favorite bit was a zombie bit man yeah you were getting to be fair that came off the dome and i was like i need to know what cal freeze will do if a zombie's at his neck let us know guys what would your tactic be if um you were in a zombie apocalypse leave your comment down below let us know your thoughts on how to handle as well guys if you haven't already then make sure you hit the subscribe button to this and of course our new show the fellas mysteries look you heard what chips trying to grow that thing and we gotta help him hit his goals yeah we're going crazy 200k subs is the next goal i have no doubt 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Length: 106min 21sec (6381 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 20 2021