INSANELY TALENTED SINGER ON CS:GO

[Music] what's up guys so I was just chilling on a surface level last night right I was just relaxing after work cuz I like to do and this guy called Asian Styles comes on and he just [ __ ] blows everyone away with how talented he is at singing and playing guitar and so I kind of get him to do a couple improv songs with me where you know he'll play guitar in the background and I'll tell the story just made up completely on the spot and then he'll have to sing a little chorus about whatever I was talking about and it was just [ __ ] hilarious so it turns out here's a channel I've linked it down below you guys should check it out but without further ado let's get right into those songs let me figure out this chord progression so you sing to us so you can tell the story to it uh what's the story gonna be about everyone it's Haram people don't know fat people okay yeah around me it's controversial bill tea when I was a boy I used to live in a small town just down the road from a girl I liked God she was really my type and I wanted to text her every night but we did take our time and things most slow just a couple suburban kids growing up without a know and honestly this girl was the one who I wanted to be with forever and so one day I went over to her house and I knocked on the door and her father answered and said oh hello what's up George and I said it it's Melissa home can you say I'm sorry George you see you don't seem to understand that she doesn't talk to fat kids I said well I'm not that fat he said you're kind of fat I was like what the [ __ ] dude I'm like only like hundred kgs he's like dude that's your kind of fat I let's be honest here I'm like okay well can I at least you know just talk to her for a second is that there's no way I'm letting your fat ass in my [ __ ] house George and he kicked me in the face Aysen take it away [Music] you and me we [ __ ] up I thought make a human can't believe you let me know that the cow is pregnant with you don't know what you call him Oh beast he knows he's not the only one taking offense that's right I left that home feeling kind of horny and kind of sad I really [ __ ] hate Melissa's dad but I guess I gotta understand she doesn't want to talk to me I'm just too fat so I went next door and I found a barn and I went inside and ice you know spun a yarn and it was then when I laid my eyes on the most beautiful cow I've ever seen I looked at this cow and I said Moo and the cow look at me and it said Moo and I felt a connection there instantly next thing you know I'm making out with that cow things are getting intimate quickly and the cow looked at me and it said I want to take it all the way with you Fitz and I said all right Dejan take it away [Music] I [ __ ] your mother for man yes you might as well just call me daddy you've made me realize my deepest fears that Fitz has type 2 diabetes you say you don't know what he had to e you call him Obie's he knows he's not the only [Music] Oh [Music] Bravo always singing box egg but that was just beautiful good why did you have to go with [ __ ] take out of the lid [Music] it's just like hey Fitz would you do a song about incest have you down for it look [Music] my incest sorry part one now growing up in a mid Texas town I didn't really know many people sure I had my family my brother and sisters my mom and dad but outside of that it was hard you need friends one day I was at the park playing with my brother John I was throwing that frisbee we were singing along and having a good time just like kids do I was 16 at the time when I knew that I wanted to be closer with someone I wanted to get intimate god damn it I didn't care what it was I just wanted to get into it and then look like John throwing that frisbee at me and I said John it's gonna sound kind of weird but he ever considered maybe practicing and he looked at me with a wink and a smile and he was like fits company wish he had asked me that for a put a while and he ran into my arms and let's just say that what happened next was completely amazing Asian take it away [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah anyway so that was the story the first time I [ __ ] my brother John and you best believe that after that things took a different turn in my family he became more comfortable with each other everyone was kind of closer not necessarily in a sexual way but just you know it's bitter friends one night I was eating dinner and I saw my girlfriend Suzie looking particularly beautiful across the table and I said there I said Suzie I mean I know you're in the middle of eating your bacon but maybe you want to take this to the next level and she dropped her fork instantly and started sucking on that peepee that was like a snap Suzie this is the thing you do to me this is why I love this family more they don't love anyone else this is the reason that I love this family more than I ever loved anybody in the entire world because the things we do for each other these little favors these little tests really make this relationship last you should take it away you [Music] [Music] [Music] when your feet are too fat and your socks are too small you probably tell hole in yourself when your dick is too fat and your condom juice oh you probably get your sister pregnant [Music] [Music] oh please you're taking my bid heart I'm thinking out loud maybe we found bones right in your mouth maybe we found balls right we found balls right you're my [Music] we build those balls right in there thank you [Music] then that was dude the first move first I'd have seen that [ __ ] chorus I was literally dying of laughing like I was [ __ ] almost on the floor you have no idea like I never my mic on but [ __ ] that I was like [ __ ] you kill vated what the [ __ ] you talking about shifty eyes I [ __ ] uploaded three days ago your [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music]

Channel: Fitz

Views: 6,608,524

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Id: IVyPkQcXAHE

Length: 11min 29sec (689 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 12 2016