OBESE CSGO MOMENTS

mcnairy have you ever eaten a whole cake on your own why are you asking me it's just something i imagine you would do why do i give off whole cake eating vibes yes yeah you do how does a person sound like that exhibit a oh my god i hope you slip and fall on a banana peel and a box sound effect plays when you land i hope the same happens to you but your face slams in a whole cake mouth wide open kill yourself that's that's the good ending that's the ending that sounded like an empty ketchup bottle bro like a half md ketchup bottle anyone else say smoking weed well i have like this cake pen don't say cake around you know who [Music] dude that is a great opening for a song you sound like a fat guy on a helicopter you're here the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight in the 7-eleven 7-eleven the slappy machine filled with ice [Laughter] [Music] that's one of my favorite kanye that's me when i'm sneaking around my household just quickly what do you think you mean [Music] [Laughter] okay the sounds of mcnasty enjoying the whole cake where's the lantern going soup it's going good we got a show in august nice any music uh we're working on a few things we got some demos can you give me a shampoo vocals yeah dude okay it goes pretty hard with like a nice gent in the background yeah just ch exactly dude i think maybe smooth jazz would be better do some smooth piano music yeah imagine like a jazz band playing in a cafe like a tuesday morning and just [Music] you're now listening to the soothing sounds of pokemon i'm gonna get my nuggets pittsburgh style what does that mean what does that mean pink on the inside and a cold raw center to medium rare chicken yeah just i want a piece of hubba bubba right in the middle of my chicken nugget please the customer's always right that'd be a great prank to just like make a steak and fill the inside with bubblegum you'll be like why is this steak so chewy i don't think they put it in their mouth they just cut into it and be like why the [ __ ] is the inside of my steak bubble gum you know you're meant to chew on his steak like gum get all the juice out and then you're supposed to spit out the meat i used to do that with chinese food when i was little i just thought because they lived on the the other side of the world they did everything backwards you had some racist parents huh no those are my own individual racist thought patterns okay what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i don't know why i did it for like 23 years so literally your entire life now i'm 24 now so i can't even remember the last time i had baloney yeah that sounds like bologna to me i realize that you're not supposed to put soft plastic in the recycling and i've been putting you put it in your food yeah put it in our blood yeah that's we're supposed to eat microplastics that's what we have to do to help humanity it should be a bunch of protesters they'd sabotage the salt factory and replace all the saw with little bits of plastic they don't have to do that because big salt is already doing it what else is big salt behind i'm sure they control the weather probably big pepper you can bring salt behind big peppers pepper don't even get started they're running a monopoly i'm telling you it's big condiment they're all in on it i would indulge those delusions if it weren't perpetrated by big schizophrenia i just realized you guys are all sitting in here well i'm standing currently but do you actually stand and play no i was just uh i'm just closing the windows because i'm allergic to sunlight you got that photo homo section sex go on do it again photo homo sex yeah it's like you're trying to be all discreet talking like the walgreens worker you got them photo homosexual sexual gay men photos that i ordered people brought in [ __ ] nudes at my walgreens when i made photos there they had nudes developed at walgreens really was it impressive was it a woman was it two men uh it was no it was never men sadly the one that stands out to me most was these uh these some sort of scuffed looking boxing match some sort of fighting arena where these really morbidly obese fat chicks just had their tits out and they were the card girls dude it's called sumo could you please like be a little bit more they're actually very in shape i'm sorry you're right that's what i imagine barbecue sauce would sound like if it could talk oh please put me on a burger or is it joe biden's like head on a robot in like five thousand years did you bite insane on a robot it's been 5 000 years but uh i wonder when he's gonna die hopefully after his time hopefully tonight oh no i don't want carmelite to be like we did it joe first female president of the united states joe she sticks your tongue out like a [ __ ] snake and slithers away sucks his brain out of his skull her arms and legs suck back into her body as she slithers down during the [ __ ] flight serious point out of her nose she unhinges her giant like a snake and swallows joe biden hole she pulls the constitution out of her [ __ ] find it here nicholas cage i bet you won't if you met joe biden what would you say would you say to him no i'm gonna hire saul goodman he's gonna be like your honor my client was doing a funny moment your honor the president is pretty much already dead yeah i'm just finishing the last two percent he's already 99 the way there what do you think his skin feels like i bet it feels like a [ __ ] horny toad i bet it feels like uh like white paper yeah like paper mache but not dried you just rub i don't know why biden is like funnier to make fun of than trump i think it's because everyone was making fun of trump yeah did you guys see his notes that he had any of these personal notes that he had to follow it was like you in all caps take you're in all caps seat how would that have been confusing in any manner your take you see it just takes it home with him he just picks it up and starts walking away he takes the chair and just walks around but he goes to the wrong side of the stage yeah sure what are you doing i'm taking my scene i have a black grandpa oh hell uh mary didn't unfortunately so i don't think his point what do you mean unfortunately fortunately okay that came out very not the way i meant it jesus christ yeah you're like one of those people that's like attention dinos mixed-race couple it's the most southern [ __ ] i've ever heard over the intercom like a [ __ ] mixed race couple and then there's sirens and flashy lights [Music] we need everybody in this popeyes to stare in the mixed race couple everyone just stare at them but don't be rude just stare dude you look like [ __ ] coney what is wrong with you is this what it's like to be blank in a suburban neighborhood everyone just looks at you dude i was just going for a job what the [ __ ] i hate crime it hasn't even been we haven't even been here for a minute wait wait okay i thought you said you hate crime but you were just yeah i do hate crime [Laughter] i do hate crime versus i do hate crime toxic i'm just trying to see if they're real fans yeah don't abuse your platform swagger come on okay r kelly abused his plan for i can't believe he got too much so much time in jail do you think it's a little excessive sex trafficking women underage women i mean glenn maxwell gave like 10 less years that's because he has a cooler name i think she's good she's white i thought it was a dude glenn maxwell this is kind of a dude name yeah you trying to replace my lights with leds yes sir yeah really completely of course i may ask you what sort of light you have at your home i have lights in the fans you got lights in the ceiling [Music] wait what do you mean or the lights are the lights down like do they not work so far [Music] wait this is david the senior supervisor yes it is so what is that what is the ball which you mentioned to my representative before i answer you sir it's my birthday oh happy birthday thank you i don't have many friends to hang out with do you do you think you could sing me happy birthday yeah yeah happy birthday with the light which we sir i'm very lonely if you could just sing me happy birthday first then i'll get the lights or whatever [Music] i keep getting calls from these [ __ ] like people saying that they need to replace the lights in my house yeah it's a real thing it's a real thing i always think there's scammers and i [ __ ] with them every time it's a government incentive where they replace your lights with led lights for free because it's more energy efficient oh my god you're kidding me i've been trolling these people all the time when i could have gotten free lights [Music] [Music] you

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Id: 1XXn63CcGmE

Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 31 2022