HILARIOUS MEMES FOR 37 MINUTES

George you play it super fast all the way through [Music] game times 20. the game ends in like 45 seconds yeah for like 10 minutes thank you [Music] hey it's a Little Caesars now forgot nobody watches live TV anymore so they had to go to the inferior Pizza Brands oh my God I'm trying out this new cloning thing I'm trying out AI it's working really good there's one two three four five six are you talking if you could clone yourself would you suck your own nuts yes or no problem with cloning yourself is you have to wait for you need to grow an infant into an adult does that take normal people time like eight years you can just zap them with an age gun and make them whatever this is Jimmy Neutron hypothetically in a better world would it be better Utopia if I was God I'm gonna open some cases dude oh let's go I want the temukem you want the huh the tamboo can the the weed gun oh yeah let's see it which one which key which key uh fifth one from the right that was the sixth I believe different right oh is that it is I was close I was close maybe it's the the fourth one from the left top row yep that's the one anime titties baby yep rub it rub it rub it yup another one we can only get through this one yeah we're still close third one from the top down on the Southeastern side stop nervous farting oh my God holy [ __ ] how much are these you're probably making pretty good money on these um what float are those dude what floaters [Music] quick open oh oh it's [ __ ] good go oh holy [ __ ] yes it's gay as hell you manifested he manifested that into existence yes in fact new how much how much how much holy [ __ ] oh my God Jesus [ __ ] Christ oh yes can't wait for you to die in game so I can pick it up and jerk off to it I don't know why the ranks go away because we win sometimes you just don't think you win enough then you get around when you win like your first win you get a rank don't you no no it's like two games I think you get a you get a rank two or three I was like ten if you're like if you're like Nunu [ __ ] is new new one anime whoa whoa I'm hard I don't like that tuna boy oh it's a shirtless guy up top or is that Jeff Bezos they kind of look similar are you playing the same game right now Jeff Bezos or I have a bald man is attacking me and he's Russian isn't every Russian man bald I actually don't see many hairy Russians like it's like it all goes to their chest and back I think it all goes to Chernobyl it's not even in Russia it's close enough yeah I think that's their whole point right now of the war but yeah all right hey George it's all us buddies if you like the question marks in your name I'm unsure of myself dude I was so hyped to play competitive Counter-Strike and then now I have 160 things I don't even think we're in silver one right now so it'll be okay stop moving who are you talking to the voices the worm in my [ __ ] what's he doing up there dude it's June you can't talk about worm in your [ __ ] not funny anymore it leaves one day into it yeah I the the time to worm ass worm awareness it's worm in time it's pure coincidence it falls when pregnant ass worm Pride ass worm awareness month it's about time they got a whole month a whole month funky worm Friday to be the vibe but now they got a whole monkey worm monkey funky worm Friday I don't know I think I like Wacky Worm Wednesday better though do you remember what Nintendo tweeted it's wigger Wednesday Mario games [Laughter] [Laughter] come here pimp who's gonna name one goodbye [Laughter] Pixel Perfect face George to get the gold camo on their IEDs I wonder why no like Isis leaders have like marble fade machetes that they behead people with so this is some rusty one they found in the gutters this little star track marble fade oh you stole your [ __ ] gun come on George swamp I was like the most perfect bullfrog impression I've ever heard I honestly thought the frogs were made for squeezing as a kid have you heard of the dude who pointed High pot of coffee on his [ __ ] cause some dude got a penguin pet what the [ __ ] did you say to me that was a crazy ass sentence so you know the old school RuneScape so I'm ready some dude was doing a thing where he'd do like a a frozen agility course to get a tent yeah and some dude said in the in the in the thread then if he got it the next day he would pour scalding I had coffee on his [ __ ] and so he actually got it and he and yeah he got into the next day and so he was a man of his wording and his fiancee pour a candle of boiling coffee on his [ __ ] did it solder his whole shot yeah he can't even poop anymore like I don't know I didn't watch the video but it's there for you oh I'm gonna look it up I kind of want to see it yeah I'm gonna find it that's [ __ ] crazy red it's only good for two things porn and watching People's dying yeah but now Twitter is taken over that rule yeah I saw a lot of people die on Twitter recently he's [ __ ] awesome dude Elon is killing it he's turning Twitter into the exact platform I need it's a lively exactly dude crazy Clips vicious vids pretty good I never see [ __ ] like that on Twitter I don't know it's an algorithm thing the longer you look at people die the more foreign people die it'll start killing people for you virtual machine coffee an [ __ ] oh my God that's a giant black dick going in an ass oh the guy's name yeah that was uh that one's so three yeah dude I'm Gonna Leave This that's just an African-American porn star leave me the videos there's a lot of cool faces on the other teams yeah you describe them the hurricane is cool so when they break both your legs before they kill you oh we didn't have a full-size coffins we gotta fold you up a little bit isn't that what they actually do they saw your your bottom half off and they like cook it in a big what would they do with their bottom half you're getting the game that you're confused with witches and goblins are they not the same thing that's not real life too many goblins in Harlem these days Detroit is full of goblins and wizards that sounds like uh race war waiting to happen I would love to see the Bloods and Crips get along for just a moment to fight the wizards and trolls and goblins I'll throw a blood and [ __ ] pizza party Stewie's like stupid [ __ ] the only thing that could bring them together the Wizards of Waverly Place versus the Bloods the Wizards of Waverly Place have you seen them Selena Gomez versus Selena Gomez gang member who wins Selena dude Selena Gomez with a fake wand made of wood for something with a 9mm how could he would producing [ __ ] beats in less than a minute dude okay I'm on it you gotta make it sound like a wizard made the beat though you need some Harry Potter pills maybe like a wind chime like some bubbling sound effects like we're making potions what you think there we go we're on the right track [Music] boiling trouble [Music] okay with GPT right the rest of the rest of the lyrics okay great that's such a 2023 event you switch out the clock here comes the wizard when the gang gets her shook cash and spells cause he made him watch the street drawing a lyrical sorcerer my Rhymes that were stood up but I'm a wizard Spitting Fire like dragon step in the hood bring magic to death came from Hogwarts and rap in the streets now Cass exposed to my words watch me take the crown I ain't a muggle but flows to Supernatural catching up Ryan freaking haters retractable mixed emotions of a man through the dark guards but now I'm flipping script three writing the charts but what is my microphone watch me enchant the crowd which every person spent my power gets loud a handsome competition leave them all days a rap game is potent he'll leave tracks of Blaze gangster wizard yeah I'm the realist in the midge pull the rabbits ever had well I'm dungeon all the tricks damn perspective on the streets they know my name I can match it to the game ain't the same you never get down here you switch another black and the wizard on the Block can't be stopped Kansas Wells with my words watch them explode oh my God this goes hard hard foreign [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] I'll do my best [Music] good morning [ __ ] Abracadabra you'll switch off the clock here comes the wizard join the gang it's a shock catches fails cause of me here I'm watching streets Rock I'm a lyrical songs wrong my Rhymes never stop [Music] [Laughter] [Music] spitting fire like a dragon's breath stepping in the hood bringing magic to the desk now cause it's fails were my words is my one is a microphone watch me and check the crowd but every single first I'll spend my craft oh wow I can't do anymore I reign supreme my Rhymes Like potions I like shipping lean oh wow dude dude Round of Applause dude nobody in here knows I only make 1700 trap beats every night do it like it's like nine finally they asked finally it's really ridiculous premise for for like a thing going gangster rap like what would be ridiculous to join a gang the Clowns the minions won the Crips the minions showing The Cribs it's just banana banana banana with a minions type beat like like almost like a goofy like that dude I need you to encapsulate this vibe in a beat I need all that it'll be that Vibe now maybe not those noises specifically but I just need that Vibe you know I have no idea what to do it figure it out it sounds like Donkey Kong [Music] that actually sounds like it would be used to add some like cheeky minion Flair like okay you're planting the ingredients in this Workshop incredible [Music] okay a monster coming out of a cave next door [Music] [Music] this is what people with schizophrenia hear all the time they're trying to go to bed and you hear this at three this is I can't get rid of it oh my God that would be miserable well I can reloop it I don't think I can slow it down get good the verse the dance of the lab where Village was saying I joined the minions ready to turn the tide they were missing a different pants true industry gang where did unleash the Wrath grew The Mastermind with the plant in his mind minions by his side always ready to grind but it's skills hidden talents to show stepping in the streets for the wild winds banana grew on the minions a game like no either bring it up and discover in the darkness they rise and Stand Tall light it's a family breaking down walls banana a boy they were small yellow and mitsubious orange learning the codes navigate in the door Cruise gadgets combined with minions insane tricks together they formed the crew that clicks enroll in style the game's reputation grew respected and fear they knew what they could do Gru's cunning mind calculating every move minions causing Havoc Breaking All the Rules there's not enough food Sims minion piano solo [Applause] all right I wish that was worse that was way worse than the than the wizard one I would say yeah wizard when was we better write a rap song the perspective who oh I've got Jamaican sounds people it's only like a Nokia ringtone did you just turn on your Jamaican guy was that noise every morning they wake up in Jamaica that's just [ __ ] place do a rap that's a Jamaican guy versus a crab on the beach like that's the vibe we're going for yeah and Tupac is there so is Elvis and Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain I literally had changed maybe a like a rap song a band of Jamaican who can't light his doobie and I said rewrite it with more Drake and slang and creole and how it's straight up that's this is just racist oh too nice pretty accurate I said rewrite it in Creole in it that's straight up Jamaican me a Jamaican restaurant they're living free in theory with the me Urban In Me throw it on a journey what problems [Music] who are your fans blowing you right now I wish bro get to it okay get on it I can hear it sit through your mic a little bit oh I can fix that shut up [ __ ] look at this there it is can I get my [ __ ] out oh anime good oh my God oh my God oh you took a lot longer than I expected to be honest I don't have a new ringtone now imagine like in the middle of a job interview and you're like letting it ring you're like oh I can't think I'm sorry you didn't get to finish just imagine like a real Soldier jerking off to an anime gun he just gets bold and then get me through the water can we hit him oh God Vladimir Putin hugging an anime girl in the time Breakwater oh yeah it is or is that uh I think that's a little anime tomboy maybe Putin is you steeply misunderstood I mean he speaks Russian so probably nobody's just taking the time to learn Russian man black would you want me to shoot it out of the air it was coming for you and you thought I could go up these stairs or I could stay named in on this guy and you stay named in I gotta respect that I was thinking about Putin's black suits he's hung he might be hung in a couple of months to a year let's see how well the statement ages people come back to this video in about two months kind of looks like a unicorn came on it unicame unicum it's when you come one time you come a unibrow in a [ __ ] new urban dictionary term what was the other one that we just made up that somebody actually put in Amish Moon butter that was on the podcast yeah yeah that's right that's what it was an Amish person's ass and then like turn turn it with your dick and turn it into like a bridge yeah [ __ ] let me let me see what it is I kind of want to kind of want to try it yeah it's only bad the first time it's only bad the first time it's an acquired taste what if I've done that like a thousand times but I've never actually had sex but I've done a thousand Amish Moon Butters I would say that's more impressive than sex honestly getting 1 000 people to okay you peeing into their ass and then [ __ ] rapidly churning it that's that's pretty damn good I mean I feel like if you ask someone do you want to try Amish Moon butter I feel like a lot of people like wait what do you think it's like truffle butter truffle butter sounds like it would be a delicious like thing to put on a steak to cook with it is is that not what it is no you don't know what truffle butter is too no I don't know what it is either it's when you're [ __ ] somebody in the bud you come and you're like what are you talking about here come mixes with the [ __ ] in their ass it's like shitty come and it gets all over your shoes I'm pretty sure I've had that on a steak before and I don't remember it smelling very bad you've had come [ __ ] on a steak before can I get a 12 ounce come [ __ ] steak Curious George explores Baghdad not good ending the best dad at the grocery store Baghdad you can bag the groceries very fast his name is awesome yeah but he's just a bag it blows around in the wind it doesn't talk at all oh my God you are one bullet away from making me a lot happier what a [ __ ] oh you died what you say to your girlfriend every night when you're done thread a quick guitarist so I would leave the bed the [ __ ] [ __ ] it's the quick pentatonic inhero well maybe it's not that gay in there like a fairy that was like a fairy yeah just transforms into a dragonfly and flies out of the room the gayest of insects in case you've been sexually trying to fly to you no no no a ladybugs hey the game's Funk have you seen him I think praying mantises are kind of gay they always look like they're doing Kung Fu on a piss off extremely hot coffee on a praying mantis just got his pet too and if I get this penguin but I'm gonna defile a bunch of insects for fun yeah I'm gonna pin down a horse fly just rip its [ __ ] limbs off no there's nothing wrong with that [ __ ] horse flies [ __ ] them slug doing coke you ate last Friday he's like I'm free I feel like I I'm trying to chase the dragon of the high from The Wizard do things that have probably been said in an early Bridge somewhere in a tent in the homeless population I just don't think I'll ever get that high again I feel like a wizard has said that before Clark there's always another song to be made it can happen about Wizards and Dragons they'll never suspect this backwards fire move C9 did this one time and it turned put this in your montage and Smock it it looks like the bottle is puking up a worm this makes my [ __ ] yeah that's my prolapsed colon thanks for drawing attention it is the worm awareness month so oh yeah good call back [Music] that was just unnecessary anal worms always win we should bring back catapult I like the sound of that tray buckets or maces why don't they ever behead someone with a mace that would be [ __ ] dude you have to clean up all the hamburger meat free dinner do it over a Blacktop grill and you're fine yeah put it on a black stone shave their head first shaved head sandwich only at Olive Garden sandwich our whole team just died in like three films through the [ __ ] frame perfect I've seen this drive through for 110 frames God damn it a behind the world record making bad splits it's so funny there's like it's such a good it's such a good idea just go to a McDonald's and speed one speak them and call the police that's what's gonna have you drive you're like we're at F-150 through the door are you doing like a drive-through skate a glitch Speed Run 80 percent pull straight up to the Friars with your doors just Ram through the [ __ ] window with your seatbelt off and jump out McDonald's once and there was like a H taking too long so some dude in Adidas hoodie and sweatpants just went behind the counter put your own burger and left they all are understanding dude wait I'm in like a bunch of college parties just ended there was like five staff in there at most and like all the Friars are screaming exactly how do you know the notes uh I've been in a few McDonald's who do you think wrote the friar Jingle the dude yeah I was commissioned to write the McDonald's Jingles for the Friars we need a sound effect for when the [ __ ] frogs are done it needs to be allowed and annoying as [ __ ] okay man needs to be more annoying [Music] [Music] okay a little less Android [Music] what the [ __ ] are you doing Butterfingers and your grandma out of control [Music] your Mustard Song Mustard you guys don't remember DJ Mustard no no this is fictitious oh literally [ __ ] dude he made like some of the most popular like 2016 rap name one SpongeBob theme song [Laughter] he was a guy that was like flop on a deck and flop like a fishing mustard on the track in the middle of that song did he also ride the oh oh man I haven't heard from Pitbull at night oh he's like I haven't heard anything about him at night he's too busy eating children walking around with your kid in the stroller in South Florida and Pitbull comes out of nowhere rips your kid in half yeah [Laughter] [Music] club foot I gotta peel my cheese I got a lot of work for this cheese [ __ ] where are we [Music] supposed [Laughter] candle I'm pretty sure does anyone ever told you you're Breezy breathe can't hear you over my Sonar that I for some reason have but I heard that the first time I was like no no way you should go captain of a really big ship which only tells you there's plenty of fish in the sea you go to a club and turn the entry to him [Laughter] bring a gun A or B still comes in the same engine the most southern [ __ ] I ever heard they told me there were plenty of fish in the sea but there's nothing funner than shooting fish in a barrel that's a yearbook for sure Jesus Christ somebody he's in real life kidding me some girlfriend is like shooting fish in a barrel it's just that easy how much money would it take you to crush your hamster under the hill of your boobs negative five thousand dollars go get your little [ __ ] easy just [ __ ] squishy Daisy just wish her under your bare foot do it for the company is that how Elon hired that new CEO for Twitter do it for the company Yeah scratch this hamster there's no monetary amount matters to me Smash this [ __ ] hamster here's this ball peen hammer take care of them okay take this goldfish they don't need to chew it in your mouth oh but his little fishy bones that's what I would do if I was a billionaire I mean what what the [ __ ] does it matter no amount of money can make you change your mind about anything just chew up a [ __ ] goldfish and shut your [ __ ] mouth I should never be a billionaire you get bored so quick you're just running ahead of small animal storm like the first time you shrink big you make an animal sanctuary for like five years get everyone on your side but literally they know you're just raising them to be crushed thousands of hamsters squished under a boot I mean let's be honest though we would all like to see what would happen to a hamster under a hydraulics it's simply a scientific curiosity this is when you let the intrusive thoughts win do it can you imagine a little muffled squeaking as he just turns into a [ __ ] pancake it's why you gotta do it quick show the earring into the lungs pop like a balloon see it look listen to how you guys are explaining it and you laughed at me when I brought it up I was rejoicing someone else had the same thought I didn't know you were chill like that it's so easy for guys to become friends just like that I bet he's singing about other women nope hamster in a hydraulic press he's probably not cheating on me right now me and the boys just crushing hamsters I want to watch small animals die I want to chew up a real goldfish eating a serial killer basically he's just not there yet you still picking the leg zone for dandelion legs leaving his little circular body yeah leaving the sphere [ __ ] playing finger football with you yeah he's still de-weenering rats oh I see that video why would you I'm just gonna serve a live cow it's so raw so that he gives me deep dick inspect it where dude wait hold on what's that say in Japanese on your shoulder oh I can't see it hold on you're just standing oh I can't see it hold on oh okay I can't see it yeah there you go get inspect it though do you know how to do that dumbass they call them dumbass before he even replies [Laughter] not very wealthy he makes 1 8 of every dollar I make one ape per every dollar that is sent to my Kickstarter smoking I am a fan mail have you ever had if you ever had a medical grade fit milk yeah slamps I stole it from a CVS one time from the Walmart Pharmacy no a CVS Heist not GTA oh yeah different story cbs5 I don't know it's been like 10 Years bro yeah you get like a 20-foot receipt cbs6 seven receipts just keep getting bigger they just start getting the only change they make Grandma's loved that reference you just made I'm sure it was good you guys never been to a [ __ ] CV I have but I just what an old person thing to complain about bro it is like a straight up full tree everything it's aggressively it is true aggressively long I get so offended I get a pack of gun my receipt is like six foot long because of one receipt I never thought we'd make a CVS receipt joke yeah me either but soup's old ass pulling them out every time pressure medicine so sorry I've been in a pharmacy one time yeah dude how do you think I got my how long was that receipt it was very long I think Counter-Strike made me a [ __ ] I don't think it was Counter-Strike yeah I think it was the beatings I took as a child it could have been your mind drinking old age 12 times a week whenever she was Hound mad with me I'm gonna stick Fenton on a catfish and throw it in the road [ __ ] it light it on fire see what happens by recording on that note Howdy Folks thanks for watching to the end of the video Just wanted to let y'all know real quick that my band slack jaw has two shows coming up we have a show June 26th in Charleston South Carolina and a show June 30th in Columbia South Carolina if you guys are interested in getting tickets to the show there's a link down below to where you can get tickets I would greatly appreciate it if you guys could make it out and come hang out with me in my band baby tickets are going to be selling fast so get yours now thanks for watching

Channel: Soup

Views: 508,448

Keywords: comedy, funny, funny moments, gameplay, soup, sniping soup

Id: nM3nKazbmY8

Length: 37min 45sec (2265 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 22 2023