Not for Kids - Hutts Plays DON'T SUE ME

what's up everybody let's get to it another Maggie run what do you got Maggie the mom's hearts again not a problem we can handle this you guys this thing's gonna be over before we know it I thought about doing a challenge run today but literally the only reason I want her to do that is I I feel like I should have a video that gets over 100,000 views every week Hey and it's like you know what just finish your damn daily runs okay just just get it done it really is some bombs here you know that's pretty close in a way oh my good just taking the bombs and drop the gold in the heart okay good to get that out first floor not a problem so I picked up the Jedi fallen order and I was like you know I could probably handle that with what I've done with Dark Souls now but then I kind of feel like I missed a window because I was busy this last week and everyone's already been playing it so like maybe maybe I would go in and play that game but it would probably be like some sort of highly edited [ __ ] shitposts thing could be funny I don't know other than that we're just basically waiting at their Cape seriously though some [ __ ] bombs I'm basically waiting you guys for the Isaac CLC Bumbo came out but it seemed like Bumbo kind of split the community a little bit and only half the people who liked isaac maybe even less than that are gonna be consistently watching bumbo and it takes me like seven thousand bajillion gazillion billion but douche hours to uh get one of those episodes done so I can't say I'm gonna go and play bum ball all that often the time commitment really gets me it's better for streams I think the hell is this marbles that's the five gold pills in one run thing um it's probably just because it's a daily run right and it has everything unlocked is that how that works I don't want to lose my money in the room here so I'm kind of thinking I'll hurt myself in the doorway and drop the money in the way in that way I can get it on the way out I'm super smart mega genius and these are not bombs that I got in this from so a little disappointed no it's still not a bomb no ma I do have money to buy a bomb but I can't get into the freaking shop because they didn't get a key either because this floor is just filled with joy it's almost like this is a sanity check these daily runs they're like we'll give them a bunch of really really good [ __ ] that they can't get in the first floor and then we'll see how much they [ __ ] freak I'm sorry I use a bad word now the video is not for children anymore you guys hear about that whole FTC thing honestly this whole thing is just gonna blow over with no one even [ __ ] noticing besides like three people that we end up like hurting a ginormous [ __ ] online mob Duggal hate on YouTube for but other than those three people that are affected the rest of us are just it's whatever we're all it's gonna [ __ ] and moan and then nothing happens am I gonna get a fine for $42,000 because I said the word cool it's no no one in their right mind would do that and if that was the case then we're all gonna be out in the [ __ ] streets riding like Hong Kong or at least that's where I'll be so and then to worry about am I and I know a lot of you guys are gonna ask like hey Dad are you gonna are you worried about your job no I'm worried about the potential income loss with these videos if I'm like you know writing my videos not for kids I bet you I bet you there's some views on this that are due to kids cooking on it do I condone kids watching my content I I do not our kids gonna figure out how to do this anyways even if you put this like oh it's not for kids right it's like saying like we want to stop kids from smoking so we put on all the packages hey if you're a kid don't smoke this like any of the [ __ ] kids that are smoking give a rat's ass they know they shouldn't be doing it they know I guess this kind of makes sense in a way sense got a penny in a nickel lifetime it's like the only thing that we had before was what 18 plus and you know they're actually there they're definitely is okay I gots my [ __ ] double chance because of this [ __ ] rum what the [ __ ] what the absolute [ __ ] dude this is just not even not know what the [ __ ] morning this video is not for [ __ ] kids there's a difference between the child who's five years old and kid who's 1616 is still not 18 plus but like what about like pg-13 ratings right not that anyone gives a [ __ ] about those but you guys know what I'm talking about this is gonna be a just an ass run just an absolute shitty ass fact of a run we're gonna get plus a thousand both scores oh hey good hey would you like a so hard no looks like you need it yeah so when this video is really not for kids so [ __ ] off here's up though what do you think we're square now did dick shot me save me waking up inside what color was the tears uphill [ __ ] I don't wasn't that one I really wish I had the ability while I was recording something to like go back in the recording and check something I don't like a DJ like tableware I could just like like rewind it that's how DJ tables sound if you didn't know oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] ass pin it's been changed to it's like the ultimate mega doom criminal it's an absolute [ __ ] masterminds can't handle it can't handle them anymore no devil room yep yep yep yep yep yep yep kill me just [ __ ] kill me it's gonna delete this video it's just dick it's absolute dick hey that could be cool five some bombs this is a nice fair room balance balance really holy [ __ ] wowzers well why don't you just die yeah oh my god is been in here for 12 minutes even though I've only played this for 9 minutes if some sort of weird time thing going on seriously though zero HP in the HP bar both of them are alive and I'm dying hey that's pretty good where this shit's my trinket did I get a go pill taking damage there's a small chance to swallow eyes it's currently held trinket gaining its effect permanently marbles yeah okay now give me that [ __ ] bum alright maybe even a key dare I ask likely story [ __ ] left hand why don't I pick you up so I wanted to see if I drop my other trinket warning if your children are in the room right now throw them out I don't even have the left hand god damn it Yeah right why why does the game lie though it's it's like the game thinks that I'm not even right here I'm also watching the game I'm playing it there's no use of lying directly to my face you know what I need it well workaround it's alright color was a freaking tears up man this is good though no it's not this one okay devil room finally give it to me baby ahaha are you so done well done in fact fired jokes I'm sorry did you just make a fire joke fire jokes to kill the children $42,000 here's that Oh yep good what do we got I shot two good cop secret realm you're my only hope shaken yeah you know I feel yeah accurate accurate to how I'm feeling just want to say that yeah forsaken by I don't think there's more evidence than this right here that God doesn't exist but I'm pretty sure this run as I get curse to the blind it's pretty sure about it I mean just in case our children watching which there should not be [ __ ] off seriously go away then God exists and Santa is he also is a thing and life is magical so magical and you won't grow up and be forced to pick some sort of [ __ ] career in order to spend your life doing absolutely nothing so that you can make a measly amount of money and then put your life's goal on your kids because you've also given up on your life but it may have to go through all the same [ __ ] and then you're all on their case about them being depressed and you're like why haven't you found somebody yet why are you depressed what the hell is wrong with you and then you [ __ ] die and then your kids repeat the cycle yeah no that won't happen that doesn't happen to anybody not not a single person that I know has ever have to died had to do that know everyone is losing it living a magical life oh [ __ ] oh oh that's called skill I think oh good I hate these guys so much they do double damage why did you make them do double damage keep give him the game chances I don't know why keep taking it back it's the [ __ ] relationship with her bombs not exactly helpful oops options what he got for me coop good devil Rome brimstone calling it now with like a five damage brimstone even be worth it oh boy granny why did he always jump directly on top on top of me like immediately he's always up in my [ __ ] good about go good good cleaner a bomb yeah let's curse as a blind so we don't even know what's in our devil room so that'll be fun alright oh there's options but I don't know left one yeah oh yeah ooh maybe I mean I just I don't even care about this run saw oh yeah okay let's do it got it now got it on lock yeah buddy we should probably yeah we should probably the shop up just to see if I can buy this thing let's just go man let's just go man yeah but up up drunk and fly cuz it's time for me to fly I know knows that song here name the artists some little shits gonna look that up right now and be like it's obviously this I know that at this day and age it's just I don't even think that kids understand the difference between the knowledge that you have and the knowledge that you can look up because most of the time it doesn't matter most of the stuff that you like you do you guys in school yeah literally you just look it up like even if we didn't have the internet you'd still just look it up in a book guess what happens when you get to a job right like let's just say like a high level engineering you're like writing code programming [ __ ] what happens in when you forget stuff inevitably you'll look it up you're still doing job I can stack overflow man ooh mama there are some geniuses don't get me wrong there are some geniuses out there as a kid in my class who just aced everything his name is Jonathan nuts me and that dude was just nuts man he knew everything cuz they don't even worth it I have to go over there I have to go get the button but yeah he was like the one kid in class that just like he had everything down he like read he read the textbooks he might have even written the textbooks I don't know uh you know I kind of needed to the health my health was so low you guys I think it was a smart move what do we have now 5 fire rates 5 damage not the worst and our health is back up this guy's the social skills of a doorknob though and the odd thing about it though is that he had every single one of the girls in engineering they were like if it's a class like 30 people right and there are 4 girls and the rest are guys all of them were besties with Jonathan nuts 'men you telling me you're digging the fact that he's got the social skills of a doorknob is that isn't true you like doorknobs do ya no no you picked the best study partner didn't ya I didn't look very nerdy in my engineering classes I guess you know I was like the one of the only guys that like styled his hair didn't drink Mountain Dew for breakfast prejudice a little bit of prejudice everyone kind of thought it was a douche for a for knowing me I just walked into a fire which is fun which is a fun thing that you can do you're an idiot sure jonathan knutson is probably like the CEO of a company somewhere I don't know matriarch when I don't have health actually very hugely problematic this is probably it this is probably it for me I hope we split them up already not terrible far the ghost pepper fires are a really bring it to them and in our husky are our extra-large hush eat let's not forget about that we should probably just a solely focused on the Hashi play here and some health and damage bra let's go I probably I totally could have kept the knife but I think we were down to like two an [ __ ] arts or something like that and I panicked and we're doing okay oh yeah I remember asking some people if they wanted to study with me and that was a resounding no there's a resounding no I got really good grades though not really good grade so it's like Dean's List for the first couple years I slowly started slipping gonna be abyss that is the black hole of life we've been having a lot of real talks lately I hope this isn't scaring you I'm okay I do YouTube is a job now it's much better it doesn't solve everything and that's probably the shittiest part about it is when you like realize that you like you know you finally get that dream job you're finding about one thing and then like you realize it doesn't actually solve all those other problems that you had before it's kind of like my ex-girlfriends thinking that dating me would make her dreams come true when her dreams had nothing to do with me but she's still expected me to do that can't save you people I can't save myself I'm trying anyways yeah real talk oh it's just kind of nice to be [ __ ] real with you guys like like I said I'm really AM okay okay wait wait wait wait wait wait unless okay now hang on hang on hang a sheet get in position oh well that's not you're in the right spot there we go there we go there we go but how'd she do the work watch this right we did it a hundred thousands not the worst not the worst not the best not the worst they said beat old driver but like I said you guys I'm definitely somebody who likes cutting the [ __ ] actually talking about real things real issues real people so if I sprinkle in a little bit of madness into my videos I hope you guys understand that I'm not like on the edge of a bridge and I do hope that you guys take away something from this mainly the idea that if you feel this - if you feel any of these things that I'm saying you are not alone that's and I think that's just like the biggest hurdle when it comes to these kinds of issues and this kind of sadness is that people think that it's just them and that's not even close to being true but instead of having a cheesy talk about that I just sprinkle in the madness so I'm gonna keep doing that I hope you guys enjoyed it let me know your thoughts down in the comment section down below there's like two more dailies left or something like that I think like I said I hope you enjoyed it and I will see you in the next video see you guys [Music]

Channel: Hutts

Views: 135,494

Rating: 4.9623132 out of 5

Keywords: Hutts, Gaming, Channel, Afterbirth, afterbirth+, the binding of isaac afterbirth+, easter eggs, greed mode, greedier mode, Rebirth, delirium, Let's play, lets play, lets play binding of isaac, fail, win, mods, brimstone, modding, beat the game, indie, best items, devil, angel, secret room, how to find secret room, keeper, secret, character, unlock, fogotten, booster pack

Id: 13hFq19qWFA

Length: 16min 25sec (985 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 26 2019