No Hit Tainted Eden Run Be Like:

okay fate and eraser is interesting okay yeah no never mind actually I'm not gonna keep eraser I'm gonna erase not black flies I'm gonna erase uh whatever I could find hello there we go perfect that's exactly what I wanted well there's a dull razor there no that's disgusting no thank you I don't want that at all dude shrubs insane damage hold on let's do this again watch this boom basically two shotting dick of flies also how unfortunate it is for Duke of flies to spawn when I erase fly enemies from the game on the first floor that's tragic I don't want to waste any re-roll so let's find a pedestal as soon as possible there it is uh we somehow spawned two hearts Oh no I got a heart from the Eternal heart and a heart from blue cap very good Robo baby yeah sprinkler well that sucks we'll just have to see if I can reroll that again what's in here uh yeah I'm gonna just roll it come on baby explosivo is completely absolutely decent and I like the item whoopsies we're not so waste of a bomb good amount of money will leave no reason to blow up the car keep sharper keep Shopper shopkeeper I have 100 deal chance and I'm not taking the Double Deal by the way all right goodbye Min explosivo putting in work box not the moving box normal box uh five zone five pillow oh cool there's my super secret room uh I don't have a way to spend you effectively just kidding I do I have a sacrificer hold on come on baby all right teleport oh my God I got it wait no oh damn it I feel like I'm almost obligated to take Duality now because I I I don't know I'm gonna take duality because I technically I saw the devil right so I'm not guaranteed to get an angel on the next floor so I might as well I now have one heart to deal with the sacrifice for him oh oh I actually got it well Spirit Destiny is completely whatever but it's at least an item all right well we can check out this person for free okay well I'll take that for the treasure room and the shop in my I guess I guess right I might as well so take you hello flip what's funny is I actually have barely any HP to make this work I gotta be really careful here come in here book a shot oh that's not that enticing experimental I got a damage up so I'm okay with it that's the wrong button oh hey that's great actually I guess I will do this and come in here and then take the HP up all right Perfection have not been hit yet I have not rerolled everything I actually spawned it interesting I'll take this because it's spun uh and then probably gonna go angel I don't know oh my God try say again yeah that's worth uh the reason I went Angel is because I can fight this key guy and then oh my God we wrote the key piece joint joint push all candle that's awesome yeah that was good good stuff it's been a while since I've had a try saggy and run like a dedicated trisagian run I mean you know I mean like like I've gone to try saying because I re-roll all the time but not like oh hey try sagging on the first floor see rate is going up because of fish all candle very good I'm punching people infinitely I'll take the red HP uh and I actually don't have rerolls what the hell it throws a bit of a monkey wrench on my plan I'll just take my piece checked out everything else on the floor right uh I'll just take the blood puppy then what a cute little thing what a cute little goober gabber yes watch this be my secret room oh my God oh my God [Music] oh my wow all right yeah I have this one guy that keeps commenting why don't you take epic fetus you know why it's because it's not a fun item all right don't think I don't read your comments and appreciate you though I'll probably just reroll this yeah yeah I think the comp asks and I'll take the soul heart for protection punch you into a wall because I'm a bully the bipile all right torn photo is incredible right I have two more rerolls four chances at a god item come on here we go Rune bag oh man I want room bag but here's the thing I'm tinted Eden though right here's the thing I'm tinted eating I if it's not like Godly right now I might just get hit and die oh God room back so good I can't believe I'm rerolling this here we go oh my God it actually happened I didn't think it was gonna happen I I wasn't registering what happened I got it I got it and I got Keepers balls oh hey I I it's weird because you don't dance when you get rock bottom right so like when I hit reroll and I didn't hear the music I was like damn it but then I was like whoa okay man you know I got I actually got it you can come in here not lose the entire soul heart which sounds good to me uh guppy is something I'm gonna start re-rolling that's actually incredible for us something decent euthanasia is awesome it's also spun flat damage up dad's key I decided to come in here randomly I don't really think it was worth it I'm obsesses it was not with it whatever never mind we're just gonna we're gonna do this instead no uh maybe an item nope boom cracked orb is actually really good and wait maybe I can I got it Rock Bottom moment for those that don't know liberty cap gives you a random mushroom effect when you enter a room I was trying to trigger those mushroom effects and keep it because I have Rock Bottom which is exactly what just happened I want to make sure my blood puppy doesn't get too thirsty uh let's go angel Spirit sword that's uh interesting offer however oh this is a hard decision you know what I'm Gonna Roll by Angel I'm Gonna Roll the angel it's three items it was not worth it that much that dove Seven Seals because I already have flight now I have literally a zero idea where my super secret room is but I'm a God no way you give me this there's no way you end up giving me that way is my room open [Music] well maybe I shouldn't have taken those items there's no way I could have guessed there would be a golden battery in here though what the hell one more inner child oh that is good yeah we'll go because I do also need to save a bit of Health don't forget this because I need to go well I don't need to but I want to go to the Mausoleum no I don't what the hell am I talking about I'm trying to beat the Beast I made this mistake before I went Mausoleum and I realized I couldn't beat the Beast let's not do that actually let's go straight down arcade crane game damn it it never happened when you want it to happen oh well at least I get the deal chance and the money's good talk about re-rolls what's in here okay well there's no way I'm not taking this right and not not taken a reroll a steam sale though okay ah yeah you know 100 percent nice okay HP up now I don't think this is gonna happen but maybe I'll spawn a blood bag or an IV bag I forgot that one spawns too oh I actually can't believe I got that all right we're gonna continue to re-roll secret rooms that's the name of the game let's reroll this a couple times red key huh well I have no idea where this can be but if I had to guess maybe next to the curse room I mean it's a total guess right I mean I I really don't know uh let me just try I could also go down and get the Boss Challenge room but this is a higher chance of a Ultra nope all right well should have gone down Eternal D6 you know that's that's funny actually that's that's a hilarious all right last reroll I don't expect anything credible you know I already have the item I wanted so whatever you give me whatever is whatever you give me oh that's good Kiba you know what maybe one day I'll get the super bum transformation and I'll be able to put that in the thumbnail for fun mama's gonna explode and die oh my God I almost got hit I spot the angel which was a mistake I forgot that I should probably save a real for that Ernest Souls eh that's actually sick okay well I don't have to deal with this because I have flight thank God it's Uranus that's like the best one you cannot tell me Uranus is not the best planetarium item it lit factually it is is terrib more satisfying Maybe I'll give you that satisfying but I think like functionality wise Uranus is just God item love bone spurs jumper cave okay all right well you know what I'll take it I have no idea what I'll spend it on but you know I'll take it judgment I'll spend it on the Judgment that's gonna be a coin beggar then I'm gonna continue to do more real Shenanigans in the secret room on this floor all over again watch and learn it's gonna happen oh my God okay it's a coin Judgment of course it is I got an item let me see if I can abuse you I mean you gave me two hearts on purpose right you obviously are hungry so you can just go ahead and give me the item you want to spawn all right well be right back love the blood bank probably some parts come on come on unidentified Bill a question mark please you're so greedy you're so greedy Senor oh there you go boom lost soul I have to take a lot so we're taking my soul I am taking lost all right lost soul do your thing now I cannot get hit for the entire run but can I keep lost soul from getting hit from the entire round I don't know I don't know if I could do that lost soul is something different I'll try though my beloved you know what they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer and lost soul is both an enemy and a friend all right oh my God there's a crawl space hello I got a black market what I got a Birthright wait I can't oh wait that's awesome oink all right we're locked in boys I can't lose it I guess I'll come back with a re-roll to roll all of these oh my God no damage taken oh one final item I guess right oh Empress hey nice uh sure continuum nice open you up Mom's bro and Dogma uh I could get hit on this fight especially if he does static Brimstone because sometimes I swear did I just hear lost will die sometimes I swear he like brimstones in like a weird Direction but we got it I should be good for this entire fight now including the beast fight I just gotta be careful I do also have lost contact I can't forget that so I do break tears we're gonna go for another hitless run boys it's been a while since I've shown my skill issue right so sometimes it's nice to show people some people tell me like oh hey can you do a run where you like don't get any op items uh I mean like I can I've done it before even recently check out my the the time I beat delirium but like nothing but a polygon flies or those lost no holy mantle videos or pre Nerf or pre-buff tainted Jacob you know or this one where I take no damage just because I felt like it where even is he he died he was down there what I'm just gonna do this he'll die eventually right I just gotta look for him where is he I'm kind of hurting him there you go that made sense wartime and I'm not going to kill War instantly is what I want more than anything is that I want that no oh my God I took damage I just wanted this thing damn it I wanted to ah that sucks I wanted to get the Giga bomb gotta say knock out punches not not the hottest on the beast fight not the best I was thinking maybe if I shoot down I'd be able to avoid this issue but I guess they're intangible when they're in the lava as well so this sucks this I kept all my items can't complain about that I did not know that you can euthanasia kill these things like at all that's really cool actually a lot of people don't even see this fight because like they killed him too fast this is how you deal with them just go up and down it's really easy [Music] I'm gonna shoot him to the right that way I have more time to shoot them there we go okay we're good this counts as a non-hit fight alright don't you dare tell me it doesn't this was a knockout drop skill issue not a Madman skill issue anyway goodbye Beast this is gonna go past the floor too yeah I hate knockout drops actually wait is this the Strat wait a second is this like the god strap or the beast fight just go up here and if something ever comes you just shoot left at least can't do anything about this it's better than doing like this whole shebang oh well whatever all right I guess I got hit knockout drops Tim trainer no I can't believe I unlocked that God damn it foreign [Music]

Channel: Lazy Mattman

Views: 162,119

Keywords:

Id: zaQMsSYuNDg

Length: 17min 39sec (1059 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 21 2022