New Rule: Bible Trumpers | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

and finally new rule before leaving this election behind we must all thank Donald Trump for the one good thing he did he exposed evangelicals who are big Trump supporters as the Shameless Hypocrites they've always been I don't know if you noticed but Republicans didn't get to play the Jesus card this time around because it's hard to bring up the Ten Commandments when your candidate spent his life breaking all of them Trump's Commandments are like the regular Commandments with LOL at the end adultery check cursing listen your check stealing check bearing false witness wrong check false Idols oh yeah he is the world's least Godly Man Jesus saw the good in and lepers but if he met Donald Trump he'd go sorry man that's a pre-existing condition so with four days left in this longest election ever I'm going to stop for a minute and appreciate this one silver line that for once religion wasn't dragged into the debate after so many elections where the candidates tried to out Jesus each other this one had no talk from either candidate about how they start their morning with scripture the Republican wasn't reaching out to his Prayer Warriors the debate moderators weren't asking how does faith inform your decisions and best of all we were spared the sight of having to watch Hillary Clinton try and clap on the beat with a black church [Applause] choir but I still think we are owed an explanation from the values voters as to how they could line up behind Trump a man who loves to say nobody loves the Bible more than I do but when asked couldn't name a single passage even Sarah Palin said oh for sake it's not a newspaper Trump tried to quote scripture once and called 2 Corinthians 2 Corinthians as in two Corinthians walk into a bar he also once accepted Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and tailor [Applause] feel Trump has has nothing in common with Jesus who was from the Middle East Trump wouldn't even let him in the country Jesus healed the blind Trump mocks the handicapped Jesus turned the other cheek Trump grabs your Jesus turned water into wine Trump just wines the Bible says Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife Trump says fine what about my daughter he [Music] did he's the devil what part of pleased to meet you hope you guess my name don't you understand in the primaries of angelical had a whole bouquet of religious nuts to choose from Mike Huckabee Rick Santorum Scott Walker Ted Cruz Ben Carson Ben Carson who doesn't just walk with Jesus they shower [Laughter] [Applause] together but they went for the foulmouthed thric married Grabber with one exception and I never thought I would hear myself say this but let's hear it for the Mormons the Mormons who bailed on Trump bigly white evangelicals go for Trump Trump over Hillary 75 to 14 but only 19% of Utah Mormons have a favorable view of orange Hitler because apparently the Mormons believe you shouldn't vote for a lying infantile scumbag just CU he's on your team and they're Mormons they'll believe almost anything they believe underwear has magic powers and you get your own Planet when you die and Adam and Eve were born in Missouri and Jesus hung with the Indians who were Jewish they let Donnie Osman claim he's a little bit rock and roll but ask one if Trump would make a good president and they're like do I look like I was born yesterday

Channel: Real Time with Bill Maher

Views: 5,454,315

Keywords: President Barack Obama, David Frum, The Atlantic, Jennifer Granholm, Governor, Democrat, Michigan, Martin Short (Actor), comedian, HAIRSPRAY LIVE, NBC

Id: 191kow6kLUM

Length: 5min 27sec (327 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 05 2016