Nate Bargatze Meets a Fake Blind Man

when I first moved to New York I was there  uh three months from Nashville Tennessee and   uh I remember one night we would do comedy then  we'd always go eat like a diner really late and   one night I'm sitting uh I go to this Diner  I'm sitting the back and this guy walks in   with his cni dog but he's like pretending  to be blind like he's not like I'm really   good at telling when people are fake blind  and I was like this guy's not fun you know   he walked in he made a big announcement to  it he's like well he's like hey I'm blind to   everybody I'm blind and then he started just  knocking everything off everybody's table   like I wish I could see what's going  on but I can't because I'm blind and   he had to see an eye dog but he was  leading the dog around the whole time   the dog never got in front of him and I  was like it doesn't work like that you know   like I don't think the dog builds confidence is  like why don't you do some of these on your own I just want to see you know if you get it like uh   so I'm watching all this happen I'm  getting pretty upset about it you   know because I just moved to the north from  the south so I still cared about people and I was like I gotta do something you know and  uh so I like they kick him out so they kick him   out and they get it outside and I go out there I  look I was like all right let me go because in my   Mayberry head I think this is New York's biggest  problem and I go over to him I was like what's   wrong with you man like why would you pretend to  be blind like how would you feel if you really   were blind and he was like how would you feel if  you were blind I was like what does that even mean   and then he sprayed me with mace and he was so accurate uh you know it wasn't  like oh I hope I get him it was both eyeballs   the bridge of my nose wasn't  even wet that's how good he was and when you get sprayed with mace you can see  for a second and uh I remember like I was like   sit there and I look up and he runs across the  street and I probably gets hit by a cab for real   it wasn't bad like the cab like just kind of hit  bumped it I mean it wasn't good but it wasn't you   know like he's fine I think he's fine you could  see after no uh but he falls into the sidewalk but   I remember like thinking I was like I saw that  Catholic he definitely should have seen it you   know so it was like all right I mean he's odds are  he's probably blind you know maybe it's his first   day or something I don't know like maybe he's  going for a lot and I should have just backed up everybody asked to they're like oh was it uh they  were another like would you get sprayed with uh   with pepper spray or a mace it's like I don't you  know I don't know what what kind of life are you   living if you could tell the difference  if I knew it was something I don't know   could have been hairspray I don't know what do you

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Length: 2min 51sec (171 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 01 2023