Name a country... We have defeated them. By Al Murray | Chicago Crew Reacts

hey everyone this is kit with chicago reacts and today i'm joined here with kira and we are going to be reacting to this video name a country we have we we have defeated them by al murray we're going to find out uh uh awesome i think this might be stand-up comedy okay well i'm looking forward to that all right well let's i haven't seen this video so let's uh check it out also be sure to subscribe and comment and like this video or comment if you want to if you want us to watch a video that's right uh let's check this guy out let's do it i'll hurry we have defeated every single [ __ ] country in the world at war name a country gary german germany 1945 thank you very much very recent job done twice in one century they tried again around 99 we've got the [ __ ] hat trick another country please argentina 82 no help for no one else and that of course was a war not for oil but for penguins because we all know penguins are an essential ingredient in making guinness you boil them up the white stuff floats the top job done another country i don't know france thank you we're in 1815 waterloo we haven't heard from them since another one please canada yeah canada used to be part of the british empire which means they're an ally of ours as you know being an ally of ours counts is losing to us why else are the canadians so miserable another one please hey spain 1588 back to the armada thank you sir we haven't heard from them since another one uganda uh that was an african colony of course at one point used to belong to germans then in 1919 the league of nations as you know when the treaty of their side of the world was redivided the african colonies were partitioned and uh separated between france and uh and great britain and we got uganda as well simply for being defeat the germans we got given uganda which sounds like [ __ ] winning there without even having to go there wow oh wow we need to go to more pub quizzes left another one please hey united states all right okay you're thinking war of independence america finds itself free of great britain they see that as a win we see that as a lucky [ __ ] escape let's not forget in the war of 1812 to 1814 the royal navy sailed up the potomac river set fire to the white house the americans had to whitewash it to cover up the fire damage which is why it's called the white house the american sued for peace at the end of 1814 even though they won a battle at the end of the war they the war's already over the stupid [ __ ] were still fighting even though they'd already lost and that is america and they've been working for us ever since belgium of course is a creation of the uh series of treaties that came out in the end of the napoleonic wars you know the fall out of waterloo 1815 it was a duchy of the duchy of burgundy of course in the netherlands states were divided up divided up to two buffals between germany and france and we don't like european hegemony we have one power and that's why belgium and holland will cut up to a buffer zone created and i think if you create a country out thin [ __ ] air you've won another one please another one wow italy yeah 1943 folded early didn't they probably china opium war 1816 another one please [Laughter] burkina faso used to be a german colony you're afraid of my previous answer [Applause] hi norway they used to be the viking stuff we saw them off in the end did we look at that that's a come down once they were vikings now look at them norwegians that's a [ __ ] collapse isn't it horny helmets to horny helmets japan we've got the ants to do it for us peru what language do they speak in peru sir portuguese no they don't actually they speak spanish yeah which means in 1512 when pope judiciary 12 divided the new world into two lines two sections down the line of longitude 129. the stuff these that went to portugal which is why they speak portuguese and brisbane brazil the stuff of the west that went to spain which means peru was technically part of spain when we defeated spain in 1588 back in the armada yeah done peru [Applause] okay first of all one no no he gets a a billion points because he was probably pre-game arbitrary point system yeah yeah yeah yeah the points don't count they don't mean anything they're they're worthless but a billion points to this guy because number one he probably did a pre-game drinking and was then doing drinking some more yeah you think he was like i think so absolutely pretty drunk yes and for that i say i don't use the word hero often on the show never never not once i don't sure for very rare moments of individuals who do great feats of strength sure sure you know the audience everyone watching knows knows that i don't use the words often but al murray um you are a hero and take that with all the responsibility that comes with it uh i i i rarely use it right but now we know and uh looking up to you don't do anything immoral or bad or make people think ill of you don't drink in public but you know whatever it is what it is maybe drink some vodka next time there we go not drinking in public's not bad yeah yeah doing his public's pretty good thanks for joining us have a great oh it's night time now but whatever part of the day you're having well no matter what part of the world you're in be sure to like comment share and subscribe hit that ring bell notification and if there's a fun video you want us to react to here in chicago reacts uh type it in the comment section below and we'll get to it as soon as possible i'm kit this is kira hello bye-bye goodbye

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Length: 5min 52sec (352 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 02 2021